The Shura Field Caused by the Secret Book of Flirting
[The Butterfly Effect of Accidentally Stolen Cheats]
At five o'clock in the morning, Xiaodou squatted on the roof of the inn, digesting the roast chicken he had stolen. Suddenly, his tail swept across Yeli's package. From the package fell a small booklet with a red silk cover. The cover was inscribed in large gold letters: "Thirty-Six Strategies to Flirt with Men: From Beginner to Master."
"Squeak! (This must be a martial arts secret!)"
Xiaodou took a bite of the cover, and the subspace stomach immediately copied ten counterfeits, each cover turning into a different color - pink "Flirting with Men", green "Quick Tea Art", and a rainbow-colored "Aquaman's Guide to Fish Breeding".
[Aman's routine overturned scene]
"Aman, your eyes are particularly gentle today." The school hunk handed her a cup of tea.
Aman remembered the strategy of "inadvertently revealing flaws" written by Xiaodouwei, and immediately held her forehead with her hands and acted shyly: "I, I didn't sleep well last night..." Before she finished speaking, her feet slipped and she fell into the arms of the school hunk.
"Be careful!" The school hunk reached out to help, but saw the weapon rack behind A-Man suddenly collapse. Xiaodou, with quick eyes and claws, wrapped his tail around a long sword and swung it into the air. The sword turned into a milk tea straw (a cross-volume prop) from the campus chapter and stabbed the school hunk between the eyebrows.
"Puchi——" The onlookers laughed until tears came out.
Ah Man lay on top of the school hunk, wanting to cry but unable to: "This, this is an accident!"
Xiaodou squatted among the weapons, and wrote on his tail: "Sorry, I accidentally touched the 'cross-volume prop library' while chewing on the sword..."
[The social death moment of the Nut Beauty Trap]
In the bamboo forest west of the city, the aloof hero "Gu Jian" was practicing his swordplay. Xiao Dou, hiding behind a tree, followed the third tactic in the secret manual, "Food Temptation," poking his head out with a pecan wrapped around its tail—the husk having been smeared with the honey magic from the Western Fantasy story (a cross-volume foreshadowing).
"Meow! (Come and eat some fruit~)"
Lone Sword paused, then slowly turned. Xiaodou immediately assumed his most adorable sitting position, holding the nut in his paws, his eyes narrowed into crescents. But the next second, Lone Sword suddenly swung out a mousetrap, accurately covering it: "Finally caught you, sword thief."
"Squeak! (Please spare my life, hero! I'm just passing by!)" Xiaodou struggled desperately in the net.
Gu Jian took off his mask, revealing a face that resembled Lin Shen's from the modern story (foreshadowing the crossover): "Was the unusual movement in the Sutra Library last night also your fault?"
The Royal Cat's Sudden Intervention
"How dare you steal the secret manual of the martial arts world, you idiot!"
A flash of yellow light, and the imperial cat leaps onto a plum blossom pile and into the bamboo forest, its claws grasping Xiaodou's tail. It wears an official hat and a collar with the Chinese character "林" (foreshadowing the crossover). It's none other than the secret-keeping cat who collaborated with Xiaodou in the ancient story (making a cameo appearance).
"Lord Imperial Cat!" Lone Sword clasped his sword and saluted. "This rat has repeatedly violated the rules of the martial arts world. What is his punishment?"
The Royal Cat flicked its tail and pulled out a copy of the "Wulin Rat Control Code": "According to the law, you should be locked up in a 'hamster cage' for seven days of reflection, and you can only eat cabbage stalks every day."
Xiaodou trembled all over when he heard this, and wrote frantically with his tail: "I confess! I have an accomplice behind this!"
[An unexpected turn in Shura Field]
Ye Li jumped down from the tree, waving the tentacle whip from the Cthulhu chapter (a cross-volume prop) in her hand: "Let go of that rat!"
The Royal Cat's pupils shrank slightly. "Are you... the secret guard of the princess of the previous dynasty?"
Ye Li whipped the whip around, tangling the Royal Cat's claws. The whip suddenly transformed into the mechanical tentacles from the Star Wars arc, spewing out the milk tea foam from the Campus arc. Xiaodou seized the opportunity to gnaw through the mousetrap, then fled with the Lone Sword's tassel wrapped around its tail. The sweet-scented osmanthus scent on the tassel was remarkably similar to Bai Yan's foxfire from the Demon Realm arc.
End of Chapter Hook
- The inscription "Lin 002" on the inside of the Royal Cat's collar is completely exposed, forming a protective sequence with "003" in the Snowball in Volume 7;
- A business card of a modern veterinary clinic fell out of the sword tassel of the solitary sword. The word "Lin Shen" on the business card resonated with the Xiaodou claw heart rune;
- Ye Li's tentacle whip suddenly malfunctioned, spitting out a cyberpunk code chocolate with the volume number "14-01" printed on the packaging.
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