A witty remark about my grandma's underwear shocked the entire audience.
Everyone inside the room stopped breathing; the silence was so profound that you could hear a pin drop.
Three seconds later, the crowd erupted in uproar.
"What? The big red underwear in Sha Zhu's hand belongs to that old slut Jia Zhangshi. No wonder she's so fat."
"Keep your voice down, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu are still inside. But speaking of which, how did Jia Zhangshi's underwear end up at Sha Zhu's house?!"
"It's not just Sha Zhu's house. I just saw with my own eyes that Liu Guangtian dragged Sha Zhu out of his bed. Could it be...?"
"It's really hard to say. Could it be that Jia Zhangshi was at Sha Zhu's house when his window was smashed?"
"Don't talk nonsense. That's a bit unrealistic. It's very possible that Sha Zhu stole Jia Zhangshi's underwear and did 'that' in bed. Or maybe Sha Zhu mistook Jia Zhangshi's underwear for Qin Huairu's and stole it. After all, the Jia family often doesn't bring in their clothes at night."
"Anyway, since they found Jia Zhangshi's underwear in Sha Zhu's bed, these two are really in a difficult situation to explain!"
Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, standing nearby, had already turned green with rage.
The moment Liu Guangtian pulled the underwear out of Sha Zhu's bed, the couple's expressions changed. Of course they recognized the underwear, but they couldn't understand how it ended up here.
Liu Guangtian was dumbfounded. He had been looking at it over and over, only to find that it was Jia Zhangshi's old hag's underwear. He quickly reached behind his back and rubbed it.
"This...this..."
Yan Bugui hurriedly adjusted his glasses, his words becoming incoherent.
"Shazhu, put your underwear down right now!" Liu Haizhong shouted, pointing at Shazhu. "Tell me, how did Jia Zhangshi's underwear end up in your bed?"
Sha Zhu was completely dumbfounded. He hadn't even come to his senses yet. How did this become Jia Zhangshi's underwear? Jia Zhangshi's underwear was in his bed?
How is this possible?!
Just then, the burly Jia Zhangshi rushed out from behind, snatched the bright red underpants, and jumped up to scratch Sha Zhu.
"You damned idiot Zhu, your mother gave birth to you just so you could do this kind of despicable thing. I'm already so old, how am I supposed to face anyone after this...?"
As Jia Zhangshi cried and made a fuss, she didn't stop what she was doing, and soon several bloody marks appeared on Sha Zhu's face.
"Hey, Jia Zhangshi, are you being reasonable? Why would I, a grown man, steal your underwear? This is definitely a frame-up."
Sha Zhu shoved Jia Zhangshi to the ground, took two steps forward and rushed towards Liu Guangtian, grabbing him by the collar. "Tell me, what's with these underwear? How did they end up in my house? Did you frame me?"
In the past, Liu Guangtian might have been afraid of Sha Zhu, but things are different now. Wang Dabao, his powerful backer, is standing right next to him, not to mention that Sha Zhu's limbs are not fully healed.
"Go to hell!"
Liu Guangtian kicked Sha Zhu in the groin, sending him staggering. "I dragged Jia Zhangshi's underwear out of your bed. Everyone was watching. And you still want to frame me? You know what you did."
Liu Guangtian emphasized the words "Jia Zhangshi" and glanced at Jia Dongxu after speaking.
If Yi Zhonghai hadn't helped Sha Zhu up, he would have been sitting on the ground by now.
Just as he was struggling to stand up, he saw a dark figure pounce on him.
"You idiot Zhu, what the hell are you up to? Tell me, why did you steal my mom's underwear?!"
Jia Dongxu got angry, stood on tiptoe and punched Sha Zhu, knocking Sha Zhu into Yi Zhonghai's arms so hard he couldn't get up.
"Old Yan, stop Dongxu quickly!"
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly shouted to Yan Bugui beside him, and then looked at Jia Dongxu, "Dongxu, calm down. Let's find out what happened first. If you want to hit the pillar, no one will stop you."
Yan Bugui blinked his small eyes and symbolically grabbed Jia Dongxu's arm.
Anyway, if you, Jia Dongxu, still want to fight, my small frame can't stop you.
Jia Zhangshi remained seated on the ground, patting the ground repeatedly with her hands.
"I, Zhang Cuihua, have lived to such an old age, and I never imagined I'd have such a shameful day! I can't live like this anymore! I won't even have the face to meet Old Jia in the afterlife..."
While everyone's attention was focused on Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi, Xu Damao winked at Wang Dabao almost imperceptibly.
Wang Dabao almost got goosebumps all over. Damn it, Xu Damao's actions were inexplicably effeminate!
Wang Dabao subtly moved closer to Xu Damao and said in a low voice, "Why didn't you spit on him a couple of times?!"
"Why spit that out? Holding it is disgusting enough."
Xu Damao was puzzled, and the memory of holding Jia Zhangshi's underwear made him feel nauseous.
"If you had spat into his underwear twice, Sha Zhu would have been beaten so badly by Jia Dongxu that his nose would be bleeding."
Wang Dabao's eyes were filled with disappointment. "Was that spitting out saliva? Was it the offspring of Sha Zhu?!"
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