Socially Anxious Person Wins Palace Wars by Lying Flat After Hearing Thoughts

Synopsis: Upcoming: "Guide to Managing a Duke's Mansion," "A Minor Official in the Ming Dynasty." Synopses below, please collect!

This Novel's Synopsis:

1. Jiang Ling transmigrates into a palace maid character in a palace drama novel. In the original book, her character was merely a background extra, with all the concubines being top-tier experts in palace intrigue and formidable individuals.

Jiang Ling herself: A severe social anxiety patient. Speaking in front of others makes her heart race and her breath short. Her mouth moves faster than her brain, and her thoughts are abstract.

She decides to just lie flat and let everything be destroyed!

Who knew that Jiang Ling would manage to escape every danger and rise steadily through the ranks.

Jiang Ling is utterly bewildered.

2. Emperor Yuanming one day heard a voice, "So many beauties! What a waste, like flowers stuck in dung." Dung. Emperor Yuanming: ...Very well, he develops a killing intent.

Later, he found himself addicted to listening, believing it was a power unique to him as emperor.

Until one day, her inner voice suddenly disappeared.

Emperor Yuanming panicked.

Before his death, Emperor Yuanming finally heard Jiang Ling's long-absent inner voice.

Empress Jiang says, "Don't love, don't love, don't love! That crazy sicko! Who would fall in love with the emperor in a palace drama? It's not Hua Fei!"

Empress Jiang happily adds, "No one loves you!!!"

This novel is also known as: "Surviving in the Shura Field of Palace Dramas" & "Hearing the Emperor's Thoughts and Soaring to the Top" & "Their Goal is to Become the Powerful Empress Dowager."

Reading Guide:

The setting is extremely fictional; please do not scrutinize the details.

Unconventional palace drama.

The female lead has social anxiety, prefers to live alone, secretly complains, and has erratic, abstract thoughts.

The emperor's love is unrequited.

A dog-blood, satisfying story.

Upcoming Novel 1: "Guide to Managing a Duke's Mansion," synopsis below:

Meng Xiyi transmigrates into a young lady from a family that runs a funeral supplies shop in the capital. Her family is greedy but exceptionally united.

As she grows up, her parents are reluctant to marry her off and plan to find her a live-in husband.

Unexpectedly, a matchmaker arrives with gongs and drums, proposing marriage on behalf of Zhou Zhaolin, the young master of the Duke Wei's mansion, to wed Meng Xiyi.

A high monk's prophecy states that Zhou Zhaolin's legitimate wife must be born on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month at noon, otherwise, her life will be in danger.

The Duke Wei's mansion and Zhou Zhaolin's reputation are on par; they are known throughout the land.

Zhou Zhaolin: A combination of Duan Zhengchun and Jia Baoyu, the golden phoenix of Duke Wei's mansion, amorous and sentimental, unlearned and unskilled.

Duke Wei's Mansion: A place of extravagant decadence, filled with scoundrels. They specialize in bullying the market, oppressing the locals, and are the historical creators and record holders of the infant boom during mourning periods.

Meng Xiyi is considered to have had the worst luck due to her birth date but has no choice but to marry.

Duke Wei's mansion is in a state of fiery turmoil. Zhou Zhaolin's aunt is a noble consort, and his cousin is the Crown Prince.

The Crown Prince is the old emperor's only son, and Duke Wei's mansion is the future emperor's maternal family.

Meng Xiyi to Zhou Zhaolin: No talk of feelings, no mention of marital relations, we're still good friends.

To Zhou Zhaolin's various beloveds: I'm not here to break you up, nor to join you. I'm just here to make money.

However, Meng Xiyi discovers that Duke Wei's mansion is truly unbearable, practically a prime potential client for a coffin shop.

Even making money by watching the show makes her wary, for fear of her family being purged and her head chopped off.

When the responsibility of managing the household falls upon her, she has no choice but to take on this mess to survive.

Meng Xiyi's address when she takes charge of Duke Wei's mansion: As everyone knows, the Meng family runs a coffin shop. Only the dead receive absolute exemption.

Reform is painful. I can only guarantee that I won't be in pain; I cannot guarantee it for you.

Under Meng Xiyi's management, which consists primarily of bloody purges and secondarily of modern corporate operations, Duke Wei's mansion becomes a rare beacon of prosperity and integrity, earning the title of the Great Yong's Moral Household.

Reading Guide:

Fictional setting, please do not scrutinize the details.

The female lead is not kind-hearted. She is ruthless, has an iron fist, and is skilled in singing, acting, reciting, fighting, throwing tantrums, rolling on the ground, pretending to be a god, and other such arts.

Upcoming Novel 2: "A Minor Official in the Ming Dynasty," synopsis below:

Ning Xun transmigrates into a constable in the Shanyin County yamen during the Ming Dynasty.

Constable's treatment: Barely enough for basic sustenance.

Job description: Simply put, high intensity and high risk, working all year round without rest.

Social status: Low caste. Three generations of ancestors are barred from imperial examinations, and intermarriage with commoners is prohibited.

Actual power: Familiar with both the underworld and the legitimate world, a local bully.

Ning Xun: This is quite peculiar!

Ning Xun sets three small goals for himself.

First, to ensure he doesn't become psychologically twisted.

Second, to try not to engage in the following activities: collecting protection fees, embezzlement, smuggling kickbacks, extortion, harboring criminals, prosecuting the plaintiff while also prosecuting the defendant, and so on.

Third, to escape the low caste status and become a commoner.

These three small goals consume Ning Xun's entire life's energy, ultimately securing peace in the region.

Reading Guide:

Fictional Ming Dynasty, please do not scrutinize the details.

Scenes of daily life, the struggles of ordinary people at the bottom, will not become an official.

There is a female lead, and the plot is the main focus.

Content Tags: Marquis, Palace Intrigue, Transmigration, Satisfying Story, Sarcasm, Mind Reading

Jiang Ling ?? Emperor Yuanming

One Sentence Summary: Socially anxious person mistakenly enters a game of palace intrigue masters.

Concept: Life should be more relaxed.