No. 39 Melon
[Wow wow wow wow wow wow! ]
【Zhou Zexu actually has six-pack abs! 】
[Even though we can't see Kai's face next door, we're all skinny, fair, and young, full of hormones! We'll definitely win!]
[Slurp, slurp, the livestream room data is already exponentially increasing. If Zhou Zexu takes off a few more pieces, our livestream room will explode~~~]
Zhou Zexu: T﹏T
Lin Cha, stop talking. The young lady's eyes are clearly shining and she looks eager to try!
The other guests were stunned.
Each group cannot see what is happening in other live broadcast rooms, but they can hear Lin Cha’s thoughts!
He actually took off his shirt and showed off his muscles during a live broadcast?!
Aren’t they afraid that their live broadcast room will be blocked?
——They are really not afraid.
Especially Liu Mingqian and Lu Yanyan.
Are you kidding me? Winning comes first!
Who knows what kind of bizarre punishment the winning team will come up with? And it's not them who are taking off their clothes!
Wen Wanning's eyes were burning as she swept her gaze over Chen Xianzhi and Chen Kaiwen, and landed on Mo Xingyi.
Mo Xingyi was stunned.
He was not in the right place to watch the show, so he couldn't hear what was happening next door. He just felt that Wen Wanning's gaze was extremely hot, even more charming than the one she had when they were making love last night.
Mo Xingyi:?
"Ningning, we've already been overtaken by them by twice as much!" Chen Xianzhi smiled and kindly reminded her, "If we don't use other tricks, we'll be at the bottom!"
Wen Wanning turned her head to look at Mo Xingyi and said without hesitation, "Don't you have abs too? Take them off!"
Mo Xingyi: ???
Mo Xingyi didn't react at all, and Chen Xianzhi immediately stepped forward to help him take off his shirt!
"What are you doing! Isn't this a regular show? Are you guys in the entertainment industry going to make such a big deal out of this?!!!"
"It's like this in our entertainment industry!" Wen Wanning explained with a smile, "Newcomers have to strip naked when they go on a livestream for the first time!"
Mo Xingyi: ???
Don’t lie to me, my child has little experience!
Chen Kaiwen was stunned.
Is there such a rule in the entertainment industry?
How could he not know!
And...how did Wen Wanning know that Mo Xingyi had abdominal muscles?
Mo Xingyi was finally forced to show off his muscles.
But he had none of that.
You could only vaguely see the outline of his abdominal muscles slightly emerging on his lower abdomen.
Wen Wanning sighed regretfully, "Jiang Mingkai and Zhou Zexu both have six! Clearly six! You... have already lost at the starting line!"
Mo Xingyi's face flushed red, thinking, "I don't have six bucks, don't you know?!" And he's an esports player! An esports player who stays at the club every day playing esports, it's good enough that he doesn't have a belly, why would he need a tractor!
The live sales competition was very intense.
Originally, this kind of battle was just an encouragement, and whether the product could be sold depended entirely on the host's ability and fame. But in "Leisure Life", it seems that this is not the case.
[Kai Ge still wins in the muscle-building segment. His muscles are fuller and more voluptuous! Zhou Zexu is a bit skinny after all!]
[Hmm… But Zhou Zexu is an idol, and he's a good dancer. If he did a striptease or pole dance…]
Lu Yanyan's eyes instantly lit up like searchlights.
"Zhou Zexu! Hurry up! Do a full set of pole dancing and striptease!!!"
Zhou Zexu: ???
[Wow! We surpassed Kaigo!]
[Striptease is really awesome! ]
[Group C is now at the bottom! After all, Mo Xingyi's muscles really aren't that good...]
Wen Wanning glared at Mo Xingyi angrily: "It's all your fault!"
Mo Xingyi: ???
What on earth had happened? Why was this woman so moody?
[But I remember that a photo of Mo Xingyi dressed up as a little girl by his parents went viral, so Mo Xingyi's women's clothing is very popular!]
[Group C also has the fashionista, Chen Kaiwen! His makeup skills are top-notch! If Mo Xingyi were to dress in women's clothing...]
Wen Wanning:!!!
"Chen Kaiwen, hurry up! Put makeup on Mo Xingyi!"
Kevin Chen: ???
"What kind of makeup?"
“Of course it’s women’s makeup!!!”
Mo Xingyi: ???
[Wow, Mo Xingyi's women's clothing is trending! Boys are supposed to wear skirts! Now the group at the bottom is actually Group B, who used to be so dominant!]
"Teacher Liu, Teacher Liu! Just showing fans Kai-ge building muscle isn't enough! At least show us something more exciting!"
[For example, let Kai do push-ups on the guest? Liu's beer belly might be difficult to create, but Han Ziqi doesn't have a belly!]
Han Ziqi, the only guest who got a spot to watch the show: ???
etc!
Han Ziqi: "Do we have to take first place? I don't think we need to! This is just a variety show!!!"
Liu Mingqian's desire to win was aroused: "No! It is absolutely necessary!"
Anyway, I'm not the unlucky one, hehe~~
【Fuck fuck fuck!!! 】
[Brother Kai actually did push-ups on Han Ziqi! ]
【I want to kiss you, I want to kiss you, I want to kiss you! 】
[What a shame! It was just a tiny bit off! Why is Brother Kai so strong?! ! !]
Jiang Mingkai & Han Ziqi: That was a close call! Luckily, it was just a little bit off!
[By the way, if there was a real kiss, it would be a hit, right?! It's definitely on par with Mo Xingyi's cross-dressing! Even Zhou Zexu's pole dancing can't compare!]
Jiang Mingkai & Han Ziqi: "No——!"
Suddenly, there was a "smack" sound in his ears. Lin Cha turned around in confusion and saw that Lu Yanyan was holding his cheek and kissing him!
Lin Cha was confused.
[The young lady actually kissed me secretly? ]
[The young lady actually kissed me secretly...]
[The young lady actually kissed me secretly!!!]
Lin Cha blushed and was still stunned.
After Lu Yanyan kissed him, she immediately went to check the comments in the live broadcast room. Sure enough, the comments in the live broadcast room exploded again——
[I said Lulin CP must be real! A lesbian combination of a rich lady and an 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry! I can do it!]
[Girls are the best! No one can stop me! I want to support Missy and Chacha! ! !]
[The eldest lady gave Cha Cha a million in red envelopes, endorsed Blue Wind Bell, is always by her side at every event, and just gave her a kiss! Cha Cha, don't you understand?! This is love~]
[This is love~ This is love~]
Lu Yanyan's kiss was very effective.
It is human nature to ship couples, especially a rare lesbian couple. The sales of Group C instantly took off and surpassed everyone else!
Liu Mingqian glanced at Jiang Mingkai and Han Ziqi dimly.
Jiang Mingkai & Han Ziqi: "Don't even think about it! Absolutely impossible! We are straight!!!"
Wen Wanning also glanced at Mo Xingyi, Chen Kaiwen, and Chen Xianzhi—
Mo Xingyi and Chen Kaiwen had no idea what was happening next door, and their eyes revealed clear stupidity. It was only after Chen Xianzhi reminded them that they suddenly realized what was happening.
Kevin Chen: "Absolutely impossible!!!"
He's straight! How can he kiss a man?
Mo Xingyi hesitated for half a second, then gritted his teeth and said, "If, if Sister really wants to see it..."
Kevin Chen: ???
"Kid, wake up! Did Wen Wanning drug you?! What on earth are you thinking?!"
In the end, Mo Xingyi's attempt to kiss Chen Kaiwen failed, and the live-streaming sales competition ended with Group C winning the championship.
The winning team can punish any member of the other two groups. Lu Yanyan was in high spirits and made all the losing men dance together as a girl group.
The punishment was not harsh, but several older men at the scene were too embarrassed to do so, which was actually quite funny.
Only Jiang Mingkai and Liu Mingqian acted in a serious and serious manner, ready to die.
Tsk, what’s the point of girl group dance!
They have done the most shameful things!
The afternoon variety show ended successfully.
The livestream sales were very successful, with viewers placing orders for various products while enjoying the various bizarre performances. This model was even more effective than the previous model where the anchors would shout at the audience to buy.
The collaboration with domestic products also triggered a wave of nostalgia, reminding the audience of the days when they used domestic products.
Finally, the program team announced that after discussions with domestic brands, 2% of all product sales today will be donated to charity, providing lunches for left-behind children in mountainous areas.
This action once again brought goodwill to these domestic brands that have been dormant for many years.
In the evening, the program team prepared a rich dinner for the guests. Because everyone was tired from live streaming today, dinner was hot pot~ so that the guests didn't have to cook again~
There were two steaming iron pots in the yard, one was a red soup and butter pot, and the other was a sweet and sour tomato pot.
The guests rested for a while, and at 6 o'clock in the evening, they came to the courtyard one after another to prepare for dinner.
Compared to the live show during the day, the resident guests are still as excited as ever in the evening.
——Lin Cha is usually focused on her tasks, but whenever she has time to eat or rest, she tends to slack off and eat melons~
I don’t know what kind of hot melon I can eat today?
Almost all the guests had arrived. Liu Mingqian counted the heads, but Han Ziqi was nowhere to be seen.
"Could Teacher Han have fallen asleep?" Jiang Mingkai asked.
"That shouldn't be the case," Chen Kaiwen explained. "He and I were in the same room. Teacher Han took a short break and left quickly. I thought he had arrived early!"
Liu Mingqian: "Hahaha, Teacher Han came so early? Are you planning to give us a surprise?"
Lin Cha was quietly boiling tripe when she heard this and looked up: "Teacher Liu is so smart! Han Ziqi is preparing a surprise!"
[However, this surprise is not for us, but for Wen Wanning! ]
Wen Wanning:???
I?
Wen Wanning was surprised.
The next second, the lights in the leisure courtyard suddenly disappeared, the guests exclaimed, and everyone was surprised.
At this moment, the front of the courtyard suddenly lit up, and clusters of lights lit up on the grass, forming a heart.
Han Ziqi stood in the heart with flowers in his hands.
The bgm sounded, and brilliant fireworks jumped around. Han Ziyi held a rose and walked towards Wen Wanning step by step.
Finally, he walked up to Wen Wanning and raised the bouquet:
"Wan Ning, I'm here for you!"
On-site guests: !!!
Is this a hot topic?!
The live broadcast room barrage was also boiling——
[What’s going on?! Does Han Ziqi like Wen Wanning?!]
[Hahaha, I saw it a long time ago! Han Ge couldn't stop staring at actress Wen after entering the show! He must have been so sad to find out they weren't in the same group! I thought Han Ge was interested in actress Wen at the time! Now it seems he's right!]
[I'm very satisfied with my sister-in-law, Queen Wen! Come on, Han!]
[A gorgeous actress and a talented singer! This pairing is truly amazing! !]
The live broadcast room was full of excitement, and the guests on the scene were also excited.
It’s so hot on the scene!
How interesting!
As long as the melon doesn’t get eaten by yourself, it’s a good melon!
But Mo Xingyi and Chen Kaiwen both had dark faces.
Next to Mo Xingyi was a small cluster of daisies that he had just picked in the wild. He had originally wanted to give it to Wen Wanning secretly, but the small cluster of daisies pales in comparison to the large bouquet of roses, and he couldn't bring himself to give it to her.
Chen Kaiwen also said nothing and looked embarrassed.
Wen Wanning did not take the bouquet. She did not even stand up. She continued to sit leisurely in her seat, holding her chin with one hand.
"Han Ziqi, isn't it inappropriate to give me these?"
"Why is it inappropriate?" Han Ziqi frowned, "Ningning, I like you, so naturally I want to give you the best! And after all these years, I don't believe you have no feelings for me!!!"
Wen Wanning said calmly, "It's really gone. It's all in the past."
"Impossible!!!" Han Ziqi didn't want to believe it.
Nearby, Lin Cha lazily sat with her hot pot, her tripe bobbing in the red broth. She rested her chin on her hand, watching the scene of love unfold before her, and shook her head.
[Alas, why are men so untrustworthy? ]
[Isn't it normal for a beauty like Wen Wanning to dislike Han Ziqi?]
[Besides, a good horse never turns back, let alone a beauty like Wen Wanning? Han Ziqi is already her ex-husband, so why not stop jumping around and making a name for yourself!]
Guests: ???
Ex-husband?!?!?!
This is actually the gossip that the ex-husband came to the show to win back his ex-wife?
Liu Mingqian quickly stretched out his hand: Give me the melon!
Jiang Mingkai reached into his pocket and grabbed a handful of melon seeds and put them in Liu Mingqian's hand: Here are the melon seeds!!!
"So Wan Ning actually dated Han Ziqi. I never expected that!" Lu Yanyan was sitting next to Liu Mingqian. He knew that Lu Yanyan and Wen Wan Ning were familiar with each other, so he deliberately gossiped with her.
"I know Sister Ning has been married! But I didn't expect it was Han Ziqi~" Lu Yanyan's eyes were also shining.
There's no way, Wen Wanning has too many boyfriends, and she won't take the initiative to tell Lu Yanyan about these things, but every time Lu Yanyan goes shopping with Wen Wanning, she is picked up by different men. From this point of view, it's not surprising that Han Ziqi is one of them!
"Then why did they divorce?" Zhou Zexu asked curiously, "Did Wen Wanning fall in love with someone else?"
"impossible!"
【impossible! 】
Lu Yanyan's rebuttal echoed Lin Cha's inner thoughts.
Wen Wanning's view on marriage couldn't possibly be her problem. If it was her problem, it would be—
[My ex-husband went out to whore things! ]
[Really? He leaves such a beautiful woman at home and actually goes out to whore things? What kind of mentality does this man have? No wonder Wen Wanning wants to divorce him!]
The guests' pupils trembled.
Oh shit!
Han Ziqi actually solicited a prostitute?!
After all, he is an old singer who has debuted for more than ten years, and he actually did such a thing!
Once this news broke out, Han Ziqi's reputation would be ruined in a matter of minutes!
"Men are really no good!" Lu Yanyan suddenly thought of Zhao Kuan and said angrily, "Eating what's in the bowl and still looking at what's in the pot!!!"
Han Ziqi looked embarrassed.
As a close friend, he of course heard Lin Cha's thoughts and quickly explained to Wen Wanning, "I didn't! I really didn't! Ningning, let me explain that matter!"
"What's there to explain?" Wen Wanning raised an eyebrow and asked, "Han Ziqi, don't forget, I was notified to go to the police. I only found out about this after the police rescued you! I'm already giving you a lot of face by not exposing it online! How come you haven't learned your lesson after being detained at the police station for half a month?"
"I, I..." Han Ziqi was extremely embarrassed. "Although I was arrested by the police, she and I have nothing! Ningning, can you believe me?"
Lu Yanyan scoffed, "We caught them red-handed. The police are out in force. Han Ziqi, you still have the nerve to say you didn't do anything? What happened? Did that girl knock you out, take you to the hotel, and even use your ID card to check you in?"
"No, no..." Han Ziqi couldn't refute, "But nothing really happened between her and me!"
【Nothing happened but I can’t say it? 】
【Are you kidding me? 】
Lin Cha was chewing the spicy and crispy tripe, but his mind was busy at all.
What else can you do with an escort? Isn't it just the same old thing between men's crotches? Are you going to ask an escort to compose music for you late at night? Or to do a little dance for you?
[Ex-husband, what a jerk! You dare to do it but not take responsibility! I don't believe you really didn't—]
【Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! ! ! 】
Lin Cha's complaining tone suddenly changed, and his eyes widened.
What was displayed on the melon-eating system was the romantic affair between Han Ziqi and the peripheral girl in the hotel that night. Lin Cha was stunned.
Han Ziqi's breathing stagnated and he closed his eyes in despair.
Guests: ???
What what what what?!
What on earth did Han Ziqi do with that girl?!
Could it be that they really misunderstood Han Ziqi?
But since it's just a misunderstanding, what's there to not say?
【Um……】
【Um……】
【Um……】
Lin Cha looked up, looked at Wen Wanning, and then looked at Han Ziqi.
Then she rubbed her eyes.
[I must have opened it the wrong way! ]
【Take another look!】
Lin Cha opened the melon-eating system again——
It was still the same few lines of text, and Lin Cha's jaw almost dropped.
"Han Ziqi once again invited a former acquaintance to meet up with a prostitute. The two of them returned to the hotel where they used to hang out. Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows were the dazzling lights of the city, and inside the hotel suite was a flickering candlelight..."
"Han Ziqi couldn't help himself. He knelt in front of the prostitute, took off her leather shoes, and ripped off her thin black stockings!"
"Then, I lifted her fair feet, gently caressed them, kissed them... and licked them all night long!"
【Lick. All ...
On-site guests: ???
What is this development?
Find a call girl to lick your feet?
Where did this weird thing come from!!!
The expressions of the regular guests were more colorful than each other.
I always feel that ever since they were able to hear Lin Cha’s inner voice, the entertainment industry they are in has become weird and full of weirdos!!!
There is no normal person anymore!
Han Ziqi's face flushed red. At this moment, he even hoped that he would not have to hear Lin Cha's inner voice. He wanted to dig a hole somewhere and crawl into it!
He could only make excuses, "What's wrong! I just have a little foot fetish... What's wrong with that!!!"
Wen Wanning looked normal.
It seemed difficult for men to arouse her mood. She found a comfortable sitting position, sat leisurely, and occasionally ate the watermelon prepared by the program team.
Han Ziqi hurriedly explained, "Ningning, it's really just this once! Can you forgive me? I won't do it again next time! I will change!"
【change? 】
Lin Cha laughed, "If my ex-husband could have changed, he would have done it eight hundred years ago, okay?"
[Did he really think that this was the first time Wen Wanning knew about his bizarre habit?]
Han Ziqi paused, raised his eyes and looked at Wen Wanning, trying to see the answer from her eyes.
As expected, Wen Wanning was extremely calm. Obviously, she had known that Han Ziqi had this habit!
When actress Wen married her ex-husband, she thought he was okay. He was a normal person, very considerate in his dealings with others, and good to her family.
Who could have imagined that one night after her wedding, actress Wen was suddenly awakened by a wet sensation! She thought it was the dog licking her feet, but it turned out to be her ex-husband!
Wen Wanning felt her scalp tingling whenever she thought about what happened that night.
She thought he was some psychopathic criminal! She even thought of her own epitaph, but she never expected it to be her husband!
Now that I think about it, it’s my husband, which is more terrifying than a criminal!!!
Han Ziqi's face turned even redder, and he quickly defended himself, "That, that was me sleepwalking... I couldn't control myself! But, but I can change! Ningning! I can change!
"After that, I didn't lick you, did I? Ningning, I keep my word!"
[Ha!]
Wen Wanning didn't answer, but Lin Cha answered first, "It's true that my ex-husband didn't lick Wen Wanning anymore. That's true."
[But this pervert actually secretly opened a basement in his villa! It was filled with wax figures of various female feet! And plaster casts!]
Every time Wen Wanning went to film, he would hide in the basement! Stay with those idiots!!!
Help!!!
What a perverted behavior!
Lu Yanyan got goose bumps all over her body, and she felt like she was seeing images in front of her eyes.
There are women's feet here, there are women's feet there, and there are women's feet too...all feet!
What kind of fun is this?
This is clearly a horror movie!
Lu Yanyan couldn't help but turn around and ask the male guests around her, "Are all men like this?"
All the guests immediately shook their heads like rattles.
"You must be kidding! We are all normal people!"
"Who has a bunch of feet in the basement for no reason? I only have wine in my basement!"
"My basement... I don't have a basement!"
Finally, Liu Mingqian concluded, "Foot fetishism is too weird, normal men don't do that!"
Then, Zhou Zexu muttered softly, "Actually, SM isn't much different."
Liu Mingqian: “…”
He covered Zhou Zexu's bald head with one hand: "Shut up, little baldy!"
Zhou Zexu: ??? T﹏T
Han Ziqi felt powerless all over. The gazes of the guests were like naked swords, stripping off all his outer clothes and leaving him nowhere to hide.
He lowered his head, "Ningning... I, I... If I can get rid of this habit, will you, will you be willing to get back together with me? I am really still clean, and you are the only woman in my life!"
In fact, apart from his foot fetish and even looking for prostitutes, Han Ziqi has no other problems. Although he is not young anymore, he is very good in bed.
Wen Wanning held her chin and thought for a moment before she said nonchalantly, "Let's talk about it later, but can you change it?"
A habit formed over twenty years cannot be changed overnight.
“I…I…”
Han Ziqi stuttered again.
If he could change it, he would have changed it long ago and wouldn't have gone on variety shows to win back Wen Wanning!
Lin Cha's inner voice came from behind——
[If I must say, I do have a plan, but it's too harsh. I don't know if Han Ziqi would dare to try it...]
[Ah, forget it, let’s not talk about it. Han Ziqi definitely wouldn’t dare to try it…]
Everyone was extremely anxious.
What's the solution? Tell me!
There’s no harm in saying it out loud, just listen to it first!
Han Ziqi was also very excited.
As long as he can get rid of his foot fetish and win back Wen Wanning, he is willing to try any method, no matter how bad it is!
Lin Cha, you say it!
He doesn't mind!
Lin Cha didn't intend to say it out loud, but she was clear in her heart: [Actually, as long as we ask Director Yu for help, this shouldn't be difficult to resolve...]
Director Yu?
Han Ziqi was at a loss.
What does this have to do with Director Yu?
But the resident guests were stunned when they heard this, and after a moment they realized what was going on. Everyone looked at each other, with a hint of cunning in their eyes.
In the end, everyone nodded in unison.
Director Yu...
If we ask him, this might actually work!
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Wei Nuannuan traveled into an old aristocratic campus novel and became the heroine who was described as a weed.
The system informed her that only by torturing herself physically and mentally with four campus princes for four years and completing the storyline could she retire and enjoy a free life.
Isn't it just acting?
Since Wei Nuannuan is here, she should just make the best of it. Acting is better than those heroines who are stabbed at the very beginning.
Unfortunately, the system was lagging behind and was infected with a virus, becoming a burden that randomly drew people's attention.
As the heroine, Wei Nuannuan will step on the leather shoes of the domineering male lead on the day of school enrollment and be targeted by him.
On this day, the system helped her draw the non-mainstream character of Zang Ai.
The luxurious school gate opened, revealing a girl with heavy bangs and her hair blown into a big explosion.
She rushed straight towards F1, stepped hard on his leather shoes, pouted her lips and blew away the half of her bangs that covered her right eye, leaving behind the words "I am arrogant, what can I do to you?"
F1’s forehead was bulging with veins:???
How did such a person get into our school?
Gloomy F2 was supposed to have a romantic encounter with the heroine.
But Wei Nuannuan drew the Mary Sue character that day. When she saw F2 Melancholy leaning against the wall and crying, she cried louder than him, and her tears turned into gems in front of him.
The F2 people were dumbfounded.
Is this something humans can do?
F3's family is a local tyrant, and no one dares to offend him in school.
According to the plot, Wei Nuannuan should have been brave and fearless when being bullied by him.
But on that day, she got the domineering boss persona.
F3 swung a slap at Wei Nuannuan, who caught it with her bare hands and said the famous domineering phrase, "Woman, you've caught my attention."
F3: Are you sick?
When the system finally fixed the bug, I was faced with a plot that was completely off-kilter. I was devastated and said, "The plot is about physical and mental torture with F4. What are you doing?"
Wei Nuannuan had no guilt, "I did abuse them physically and mentally."
The system looked at F1 who was leaning on a crutch, F2 who was clutching her heart, F3 who was avoiding her like the plague, and F4 who was her younger brother, and fell silent.
It seems that there is nothing wrong with torturing the body and the mind...
The F4, who were supposed to have a love-hate relationship with the heroine and abuse her physically and mentally, were tortured into outstanding young people with five virtues and four beauties under Wei Nuannuan's manipulation.
After the story was over, Wei Nuannuan should have retired.
F4, who were tortured by her, suddenly rebelled and confessed to her one after another.
Wei Nuannuan: ???
"Wake up, I've tortured you for four years!"
Stupid and cool story
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