The 55th melon
"You're talking nonsense!" Hua Jing's face flushed.
Lin Cha said sternly, "How could I be talking nonsense? Didn't Teacher Liu figure it out?"
——Just now, Liu Mingqian took advantage of Hua Jing's inattention and actually touched them, one big and one small.
Lin Cha added, "Your condition is secondary male breast development, but it's not really a big deal!"
[At most, your wife discovered it on your wedding night, and then she asked her mother-in-law what was going on. Then her mother-in-law told her about it as if it were a childhood joke, and that scared her so much that she divorced him and ran away that very night!]
[It’s a big deal~]
Oh no!
The guests looked at Hua Jing teasingly.
I thought Huajing was not very smart and would just let the cat bite his brother, but I didn't expect that the whole family had low IQs and could tell such a thing as an embarrassing childhood story?
Hua Jing's face flushed from cheek to neck, and he felt ashamed, but there were many villagers around him who knew nothing about it. He could only stick his neck out and act as if "I have no evidence, but you are talking nonsense."
All guests: Smack!
Still stubborn!
Lin Cha had no intention of letting go. In her opinion, she had already given Hua Jing a lot of face by not saying it out loud!
As for your thoughts, you can be as loud as you want!
[It's good that Hua Jing's wife is gone. Before, I relied on external forces and even medication to barely get started!]
[It's so hard. Foreplay takes forever. The woman has lost interest! What should have been a good time has turned into torture!]
[But after the divorce, Hua Jing unexpectedly found love with a man named Jiang Jiang Nianniao, which opened the door to a new world! She felt unprecedented joy and happiness, and was as happy as a happy puppy every day~]
So for a 0, it doesn't matter whether they have erections or not. It's obviously more important to figure out their own sexual orientation.
The guests put down their hands that were grinding medicine at some point and started to eat melon seeds together.
While eating, I admired Hua Jing's infinitely changing face. I was so happy~
Hua Jing's face was stiff and his neck was covered with sweat.
The teasing looks from the guests made him feel uneasy!
Even though Lin Cha didn't say what he was thinking, the two sentences "impotence" and "inconsistent breast sizes" had already reached the ears of the villagers and netizens in the live broadcast room!
My palms are getting sweatier and sweatier.
At this time... At this time, I can only...
"Xiao Zhao, Xiao Zhao..."
Hua Jing's blood and qi rushed to his heart, and he couldn't even stand steadily.
The guests around were very worried and came forward to support Hua Jing.
As soon as I reached out my hand, I heard Lin Cha's inner voice——
[Huh? Is Hua Jing trying to pretend to be unconscious and scam someone?]
At the same time, Hua Jing touched Jiang Mingkai's hand, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted immediately!
And in the next moment, Jiang Mingkai immediately withdrew his hand from Hua Jing!
With a "bang" sound!
Hua Jing lost his strength and fell to the ground with a bang!
His butt hit the ground and the back of his head made a dull thud. The pain made him dizzy, but he could only grit his teeth and dared not show it at all.
"Master! Master!"
The assistant was so frightened that he quickly stepped forward to support Hua Jing, "What the hell are you doing! You've made my master faint!"
"He actually fainted from anger!" Lu Yanyan sneered, "It seems your master's health isn't very good either. He can't even take care of himself. How can he be considered a miracle doctor?"
"Miracle doctors, miracle doctors can also get sick!" the assistant argued cunningly.
"Since he's already sick, why don't we carry him back home and find a doctor?" Lu Shiqing said coldly, "Is this a good way to handle it?"
The assistant thought about it and realized that today's free clinic had been ruined by the guests, so this was all that could be done.
【Ah, are we going back like this? 】
Lin Cha's heart was filled with regret. "But there are still many medicinal herbs here! They are all prepared by Huajing for the villagers!"
[Oh no, this is just for show. He only intends to give it to Toer. After all, these are all precious medicinal herbs. He will buy them back from Toer later, so it doesn't matter if he can't give them away!]
Upon hearing this, the guests' eyes sparkled.
Prepared a lot of medicinal herbs?
How can we just send it back without doing anything?
Liu Mingqian said righteously: "Although Dr. Hua is in poor health, I believe his desire to help the villagers will not change!"
Lu Yanyan said confidently: "Although Doctor Hua is unconscious, he must be eager to give all these herbs to the villagers!"
Jiang Mingkai said passionately: "These herbs were originally prepared for the villagers. Giving them to the villagers will make Dr. Hua's trip to Qingchuan Village worthwhile!"
Chen Xianzhi was filled with gratitude: "Dr. Hua is such a good man! I thank him on behalf of the villagers~"
Wha…what?!
Want to give all his medicinal herbs to the villagers?
Although Hua Jing was still pretending to be unconscious, he was in a very bad state!
He bought it at a huge price! He might be a fake miracle doctor, but those medicines are genuine!
But he was unconscious now, unable to do anything, unable to say anything, and could only hear the voice coming from his ears -
"Auntie Wang! I heard you have trouble with your legs and feet, so I'm giving you this cordyceps. Take it home and stew it with the old hen!"
"Uncle Zhou, this is ambergris, it's great stuff! Doctor Hua will definitely not mind, take it back quickly! How can you only take one box? There are ten boxes here, take them all!"
"Grandma Xia, these Ganoderma and Deer Antler are all for you! Don't like them? No problem, stew them for Guangzong! Didn't it give birth to six babies not long ago and even lost all its fertility? It's time to nourish them!"
Hua Jing's heart was bleeding.
Drop by drop...
That is his treasure, and also his prop for cheating and deceiving others (crossed out)!!!
Soon, Hua Jing heard Lin Cha's voice again——
"Grandma Xia, this thousand-year-old ginseng is for you! Thank you for taking care of us and even letting our crew film your house next door!"
Ginseng?
That was his most precious treasure that he had spent nearly a million to buy!
Hua Jing's mind was confused, and he stood up quickly with a somersault, "No one is allowed to touch my ginseng!"
Everyone looked at Hua Jing who suddenly sat up and was stunned for a moment.
Grandma Xia, who was trying to politely decline Lin Cha's offer, quickly put her life into her floral bag the next second!
"My ginseng—"
Hua Jing rushed forward to stop him, but was interrupted by Lu Shiqing's voice.
"Dr. Hua brought so many medicines to Qingchuan Village, isn't it to give them to the villagers? Isn't it just for show?"
Hua Jing had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat. "How, how is that possible? Of course, of course the village should be given to the villagers!"
Lin Cha smiled and said, "Yes! It's just a thousand-year-old ginseng. Doctor Hua won't feel bad about it, right?"
Hua Jing gritted his teeth, "No, I don't feel bad!"
Lu Yanyan: "Yeah! It's just ten boxes of cordyceps! Why would Dr. Hua feel bad about it?"
Ten boxes? Ten boxes!
Dr. Hua covered her chest, tears welling up in her eyes, "No, I don't feel bad!"
Liu Mingqian: "Yes! We just gave away all of Dr. Hua's medicinal herbs, including two kilograms of deer antlers, ten ganoderma lucidum, and twenty boxes of ambergris. Dr. Hua is so generous, how could he feel bad about it?"
All...all?!
Hua Jing suddenly looked towards the long table.
It was originally filled with precious medicinal herbs that he had carefully collected, which was a symbol of his ability as a miracle doctor!
Now……
It’s gone, all gone!
Only a few bottles of health supplements with his photos on them were left, left alone on the table, no one interested in them.
“Hmm…”
A mouthful of old blood suddenly rushed up his throat. Hua Jing felt the fishy taste in his mouth, his head felt heavy, and his eyes rolled back. This time he really fainted!
"Master! Master!"
When Hua Jing woke up, it was already dark.
Hua Jing rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked around, and found himself lying on the bed in the guest room of the leisure cabin.
"Is it a dream? Everything that just happened must have been a dream, right?" Hua Jing murmured to himself.
Everything that happened this afternoon must have been a dream! The reputation of a miracle doctor he had painstakingly cultivated for so long, the precious medicinal herbs he had collected for so long, how could they just vanish so easily?
Hua Jing packed up and went out.
As the sun sets, the sky is still covered with red clouds like burnt fire.
The weather has been very good recently, so the guests moved all the food to the courtyard and had dinner there.
Seeing Hua Jing coming, the guests were all talking and laughing.
"Is Doctor Hua okay?"
"Take good care of yourself! The weather is getting cold, don't get sick!"
"The villagers are all looking forward to your recovery, please don't hurt yourself!"
Hua Jing was stunned. "The villagers are expecting me to recover?"
……etc!
Hua Jing suddenly noticed that his assistant still had a sad face, and then looked at his completely empty medicine box...
So everything that happened this afternoon wasn't a dream! His herbs! All his herbs are gone!
Hua Jing's mood suddenly became bad.
At this time, Chen Xianzhi came out with a banner, "Doctor Hua, this is the banner the villagers just gave you. Thank you for selflessly donating the medicinal herbs to the villagers!"
"The villagers are very grateful to you and think you are worthy of the title of miracle doctor!"
Hua Jingbaba looked at the banner.
Even though the herbs are gone... at least, we still have a good reputation! It's not such a big loss, right?
Immediately afterwards, Liu Mingqian also came forward with a stack of invitations in his hand.
"Doctor Hua, the villagers in the neighboring Zhongshan Village know how selfless you are in Qingchuan Village, so they specially sent you an invitation to come to Zhongshan Village for a free clinic!"
"Oh, here's an invitation from Muqian Village, as well as Yunxi Village, Hetou Village, and Wangba Gaozi Village... The villagers all believe that a miracle doctor like you, who is so generous in Qingchuan Village, will definitely be generous in their villages!"
Liu Mingqian spoke passionately, "Especially the head of Kapok Village said their village isn't greedy and doesn't need thousand-year-old ginseng. As for ginseng, a hundred-year-old one will do. Just six or seven or eight extra roots would be nice! Cordyceps is also good. We can get a dozen or so extra boxes. We also have ambergris, deer antlers, and Ganoderma lucidum..."
Hua Jing was originally in a good mood, but the more he listened, the paler his face became.
This, this is not a free clinic, this is clearly robbery!
His chest felt fishy and raw again, and old blood surged up.
Or maybe he'd faint?
Hua Jing did not faint after all, and struggled to maintain his image as a "miracle doctor".
——But his hands and legs were shaking.
After he fell into a coma, the guests were kind enough to help him divide all the herbs, and then carefully sent him back to the leisure cabin.
Soon after, it was dark. The guests were supposed to cook dinner, but the villagers were embarrassed to accept Hua Jing's "gift" and sent their own delicious food.
On the dining table in the leisure courtyard, there are sour, spicy and sweet shredded pork with fish flavor, fresh and elegant boiled cabbage, spicy and fragrant roasted lamb legs, milky white pepper and pickled fish, fat and tender white-cut chicken, tender but not mushy steamed pork with rice flour... More than a dozen dishes are so tempting that people can't take their eyes off.
"Dr. Hua, we have such a delicious dinner thanks to you!" Liu Mingqian praised generously. "I really hope you can come to our production every day in the future, so we can enjoy all these delicious foods every day!"
"Yes, yes! Director Yu is so stingy. He usually doesn't provide us with so many ingredients! It's really thanks to you, Doctor Hua!"
Hua Jing smiled awkwardly.
My heart... is bleeding!
Why did it turn out like this?
He wants to be a miracle doctor, a super powerful doctor who can cure diseases and save lives, so that he can have the opportunity to sell health products in his live broadcast room in the future!
He doesn't want to be a boy distributing "medicinal herbs"!
Things can't go on like this!
During the meal, the guests chatted casually, and the atmosphere was harmonious. Hua Jing saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he winked at his assistant.
The assistant quickly understood and quietly left the table.
After eating and drinking, the guests dispersed. Since there was still some time before the live broadcast ended, the guests decided to go back to the tatami in the cabin to chat.
At this moment, several energetic old men suddenly came to the yard.
"Divine Doctor Hua! So you're here!" An old man with a white beard excitedly stepped forward and shook Hua Jing's hand tightly. "If it weren't for you, I would have gone to see the King of Hell long ago. I've always wanted to thank you for saving me with your miraculous healing hands! Today finally gives you the chance!"
A little old man beside him also grasped Hua Jing's hand with gratitude, "Dr. Hua, I have been lying in bed for more than 20 years! If you hadn't given me a few injections, how could I still be able to walk briskly today? You cured me from being a vegetable. You are my second parent!"
"We came here today specifically to thank you!"
Hua Jing stroked his beard and said solemnly, "Alas, what are you two talking about? I have studied medicine for many years, isn't it just to cure diseases and save lives? This is my duty! It's what I should do!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were very curious when they saw this scene:
[Huh? So what's going on with this Dr. Hua?]
[I used to think he was just a show-off and that the people he hired were all shills, but now it seems he's pretty reliable, right?]
[Dr. Hua is very famous and has cured so many patients. How could he be fake?]
[But didn’t he misremember the patient’s case at the free clinic just now? Did he mistake typhoid fever for cancer?]
[That’s right! Dr. Hua himself can’t even get an erection! If he can’t even cure his own illness, how can he really treat patients?]
[Isn't that just Dr. Hua misremembering the free clinic? After all, it's about superb medical skills, not superb memory! Besides, if I don't mention this... there's no confirmation! Lin Cha might just be saying it casually; she's not a doctor!]
[Yes! And the one with one breast being larger than the other...it might be hereditary! How can this be treated? Anyway, I trust Dr. Hua!]
[Dr. Hua also gave so many medicines to the villagers, how could he be a fake doctor? Dr. Hua must be real!]
[Trust Dr. Hua!]
Hua Jing instructed his assistant not only to find two people to express his gratitude to him, but also to buy some online water army.
The medicinal materials are gone, but the reputation cannot be lost!
This wave of whitewashing at least saved his precarious reputation, and the comments on the Internet will not be too bad.
When he gets back, he'll find a few people to act out a show, and soon, he'll be able to continue selling his health products!
Hehehe~~
Gu Jinhui also chimed in, "It seems that Dr. Hua is quite capable. Did Lin Cha misunderstand him?"
Lu Shiqing smiled slightly, "That's perfect, husband. Didn't you say you had a headache and didn't have time to go to the hospital? Why don't you let Dr. Hua take a look? I heard that Dr. Hua is very good at Chinese medicine and acupuncture. Maybe two injections will be enough!"
Hua Jing reached out and felt Gu Jinhui's pulse. After a moment, he stroked his beard and shook his head. "I see Mr. Gu's pulse is steady. The headache is just a common neuralgia. Just let me give him two acupuncture needles, and I guarantee it will be cured!"
Gu Jinhui hesitated for a moment.
Although he could hear Lin Cha's thoughts, he did not believe Lin Cha.
Who says that what Lin Cha says is always right?
Lin Cha could also be wrong!
Hua Jing looks like a reliable Chinese medicine practitioner, he should be right!
"Then let's give it a try!"
The light in the courtyard was dim, so after deciding to have acupuncture, everyone moved back to the tatami in the cabin.
Under the bright incandescent light, Hua Jing took out the needle roll he used for acupuncture. Dozens of needles of different sizes were neatly arranged in the needle roll.
"Then Mr. Gu, I'll give you the acupuncture!"
Hua Jing took a deep breath, pulled out a tiny needle, and walked towards Gu Jinhui.
Gu Jinhui habitually closed his eyes to rest.
This wasn't his first time having acupuncture, so there shouldn't be any problems. The cabin was lit with the lingering scent of sandalwood. Gu Jinhui took a deep breath and was waiting for Hua Jing to give him the acupuncture when he suddenly heard Lin Cha's inner voice again.
【No way, no way, no way? 】
[Boss Gu is really reckless! Letting Hua Jing give the acupuncture? Aren't you afraid of being pricked and becoming stupid?]
Gu Jinhui's body suddenly stiffened.
For some reason, a chill ran down my spine.
Hua Jing was trying hard to find a place to study, but when he heard Lin Cha's thoughts, he was very unhappy.
How could he possibly stab someone so stupid?
Although he's not a miracle doctor, he's at least studied Chinese medicine for a few years and is a legitimate Chinese medicine practitioner! Acupuncture for a headache is just a simple matter, what's the problem?
Mr. Gu is not unaware that he is quite capable...
[Mr. Gu should know that Hua Jing graduated from a traditional Chinese medicine school, right? He's a newly signed influencer under his company, after all! He must be familiar with her basic background!]
"Oh! I see! It's because of this relationship that Mr. Gu agreed to let Hua Jing do acupuncture! After all, he's our own internet celebrity, so we have to give him some praise!"
But it's the human brain after all! If you pierce such an important place, you could lose speech and senses at best, or even suffer cerebral palsy and be unable to get out of bed forever!
[Boss Gu is really trying his best to support me! ]
Gu Jinhui originally thought that after all, since he was an internet celebrity from his own company, he had to help him out in any way possible. It would be a shame if his reputation collapsed.
He also felt that Hua Jing was a graduate of a regular Chinese medicine hospital, so it would just be a few injections, no big deal.
But... when he raised his eyes to look at the mirror opposite, he found that Hua Jing, who was about to give the acupuncture... his hands were shaking!
[Ahhhh! That's the Baihui acupoint! Shouldn't I pierce the Shencong acupoint?]
[Ahhh! That's the Solgu acupuncture point! If you get it stuck, you'll really go crazy!]
Gu Jinhui stood up suddenly!
"I suddenly, suddenly feel my headache is gone! Doctor Hua, let's just forget about it today!"
The guests heard Lin Cha's thoughts and chuckled.
But the netizens in the live broadcast room didn’t hear it, and they were confused at this time.
[Why did Mr. Gu suddenly stop treating me?]
[You're afraid to treat me now! I'm even sweating like Mr. Gu!]
[Don't dare to treat? Doesn't that mean there's definitely something wrong with Hua Jing? If he can't even cure a minor headache, is he really a miracle doctor?]
[Based on my experience watching variety shows for so many days, this has to be true! There's definitely something fishy about this Hua Jing! I feel like there's going to be some gossip again!]
Hua Jing couldn’t see the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room, but seeing Gu Jinhui rejecting him like this, he felt his self-esteem was hurt!
"Boss Gu! I really understand Chinese medicine and acupuncture!" Hua Jing's eyes were red. "If I didn't know how to treat illnesses, how could I have become China's number one doctor today?"
He's really just not that good! It's not like he doesn't understand anything at all!
How did you get to where you are today?
[Ah! Hua Jing really has no idea about himself at his age? ]
Lin Cha pulled a cushion and sat down, leisurely eating the garlic peanuts given by Grandma Xia while complaining in his heart.
[This current title of China's number one traditional Chinese medicine practitioner is simply earned through the use of online influencers and shills. Anyway, once his fame is established, he can earn it back by livestreaming various medicinal herbs and health supplements!]
[After being praised so much, I've forgotten how capable I am, right?]
[Back when Hua Jing was still at the Chinese Medicine Hospital, he was at the bottom of the class. He couldn't find a job, so he started a livestream and became an internet celebrity!]
All guests:!!!
Oh ho ho!
There are melons! Here come the melon seeds!
Oh no, it’s garlic peanuts coming over here!
The guests excitedly dragged over small mats and sat in a circle, eating peanuts and looking at Hua Jing with schadenfreude.
Hua Jing's face flushed again.
No, a group came in the afternoon and another group came in the evening!
【It’s nothing, actually! 】
Lin Cha is used to marketing and establishing a persona. It's what celebrities often do, and Huajing is just following suit!
[You're just buying fans and, by the way, buying the title of Hua Tuo's descendant. No one will believe that you are a true descendant of Hua Tuo!]
[However, Hua Jing's aggrieved look is simply because Mr. Gu refused him treatment. Why is he so depressed?]
If they weren't both men, I'd have suspected Hua Jing was interested in Mr. Gu with this passionate and gentle look in his eyes!
Lin Cha was happily eating peanuts when she suddenly stopped.
……etc!
Gu Jinhui does have a family and a son. But Hua Jing, ever since he became impotent, didn't he realize he was a gay?!
And the way he looks at Jin Hui now...
Lin Cha's eyes suddenly lit up.
[It’s love! It’s really love!]
【And it’s a secret crush! 】
[Hua Jing used to live stream on another platform. He was framed by another blogger and almost collapsed. It was Mr. Gu who came to the rescue!]
This is a perfect scenario for a hero saving a beautiful woman! Hua Jing falls in love with Mr. Gu at first sight. After much inquiry, he finally finds out who Mr. Gu is and that he owns an internet celebrity company. So, he's willing to pay a hefty penalty in exchange for switching to Mr. Gu's company!
[That's why he was so sad when Mr. Gu rejected Hua Jing just now! He was really sad!]
All the guests turned their heads suddenly and looked at Gu Jinhui!
Apart from anything else, Gu Jinhui is in his fifties, has an upright figure, no belly, no extra fat, and even goes to the gym on weekends! It's normal for a gay man to be attracted to him!
[It's just a pity that even though Hua Jing pursued love to Mr. Gu's company, he discovered that Mr. Gu was straight and had a family. His son was almost 18 years old at the time!]
[But Hua Jing still doesn't give up. In order to get closer to Mr. Gu... he even gives his sister to Mr. Gu as a mistress!!!]
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