Chapter 20 Chang Dafeng and Public Toilets
Indeed, I was clearly too inexperienced!
Someone actually fell into the toilet!
She'd fallen into the toilet! This was the most spectacular sight she'd ever seen in her two lifetimes.
This compound truly lives up to its reputation!
Cheng Jiajia's expression was conflicted, with a little bit of disgust and a little bit of wanting to watch the excitement. She had loved watching excitement since she was a child and was always on the front line of gossip. If she didn't find out what was happening outside as soon as possible, she would feel terrible.
Yu Junsheng also had a strange expression. Here we go again!
They never stop causing trouble!
The young talents in their compound have started again!
It's unclear who was behind this, but Yu Junsheng would never believe that Chang Dafeng accidentally fell into the toilet.
This public toilet isn't some rural latrine; it's not so easy to fall in. Besides, everyone's been using it for decades, and no one's ever had an accident when they went in at night. How come Chang Dafeng suddenly fell in during the day? There was also a commotion at the Zheng family's house during lunch, so it's hard not to have some doubts.
Ultimately, the desire to gossip overcame reason, and Cheng Jiajia, pulling Yu Junsheng along, rushed to the scene of the crime, following behind Aunt Cao.
When it comes to gossip, how can we forget Cheng Jiajia? Hehe!
...
When Cheng Jiajia and her companion arrived excitedly behind Aunt Cao, they saw Chang Dafeng outside the public toilet carrying a little girl with snot and tears streaming down her face, crying and screaming.
Chang Dafeng cursed under her breath, "You damned brat, you heartless bastard, a mother who gave birth to you but didn't teach you anything. Your mother is a scumbag, and the son she gave birth to is no good either. No wonder your father died young, it's all because of you two!"
The little girl was no less fierce, glaring at Aunt Chang with tears streaming down her face and yelling, "You old hag, let me go! You damned old woman, you're the one who deserves to die, don't you dare insult my mother!"
Seeing that this troublemaker still dared to curse her, Aunt Chang was furious and didn't hold back. She grabbed the girl's ear and slapped her twice, making the little girl's already swollen cheeks even more swollen.
"You little bastard, how dare you curse your mother? Just like the saying goes, if the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked too. Your mother doesn't care about you, but I'll teach you a lesson today!"
"Waaaaah... The old hag is killing the child! The old hag is killing the child! Waaaaah..."
The child's cries were heart-wrenching, and someone in the crowd, unable to bear the sight, asked, "Oh dear, what's going on?"
"Aunt Chang, what are you doing? How could you hit him so hard? He's not your child. What if you hurt him?"
"Yes, Aunt Chang, it's fine if you joke around with us all the time, but why are you picking on a child? How old is she? Why are you arguing with her?"
Chang Dafeng was holding her breath, and she spat at everyone fiercely, saying viciously, "Pah! This damn bastard threw firecrackers into the toilet while I was squatting, not only did it splatter me with feces, but it also scared me so much that I fell in! Tell me, shouldn't I beat her up?! If you were the ones who fell into the toilet, wouldn't you beat her up too!"
Uh, everyone immediately fell silent. If that's the case, the child is indeed a bit unruly, and the girl definitely deserves a beating!
"How could you throw firecrackers into the toilet? It's disgusting!"
The problem is that it's not just Aunt Chang who's disgusting, but also the other people living in the same courtyard. This kid is just too inconsiderate!
The tone shifted abruptly, and everyone began to criticize Bao Xinxin.
"How did the Bao family raise their children? Are firecrackers something you can just throw around like that?"
Everyone just thought that the child was being naughty and accidentally hurt Chang Dafeng while playing with firecrackers.
Only Cheng Jiajia, looking at the little girl crying loudly, had a sudden realization.
She said that she felt something was wrong when she saw the child staring at the Zheng family with a gloomy expression that day, and sure enough, he pulled out all the stops today for Zheng Haiyang's wedding.
Can you believe she's a resident of this hidden gem of a compound? She's extraordinary at such a young age, and her destructive power is terrifying!
However, Chang Dafeng got into a fight next to a public toilet a few days ago, and today she fell in again. She really has a complicated relationship with public toilets.
...
Chang Dafeng, who was being nagged by Cheng Jiajia, had no desire to linger in the public restroom; she felt utterly unlucky.
After eating her black egg noodles, Chang Dafeng had a severe stomachache and rushed to the toilet. In her haste to relieve herself, she didn't even notice that a little tail was following her as she came out of the house.
The little brat saw Chang Dafeng go into the toilet and wait outside the wall for a while, guessing that she was starting to take care of her life's important matters inside, before she tiptoed over and moved a few bricks to prop herself up and leaned against the wall.
The public toilets in this alley were built before the founding of the People's Republic of China. Over the years, they have been exposed to wind and rain and have suffered a lot of damage. For example, there are several holes in the windows, which have been stuffed up with old newspapers.
Now the little brat got a free ride. She tiptoed, quietly poked the crumpled newspaper aside, and squinted to peek inside.
Aiming at Chang Dafeng's position, they threw several smoking firecrackers into the hole in quick succession.
After she finished throwing things away, she didn't run away. Instead, she crouched down and hid behind the wall, ready to watch the spectacle unfold.
Soon, several muffled thuds came from the public toilet, followed by a terrifying scream.
The little brat giggled. "Hmph, you old hag, you dare bully my mom and grandma!"
In the toilet, Chang Dafeng was comfortably relieving herself when suddenly, a firecracker—or rather, several firecrackers—fell from the sky, exploding with a series of loud "bangs."
"Awooooo!"
The explosion sent shockwaves through Chang Dafeng. In her panic, she scrambled to her feet, forgetting to even pull up her pants. She tripped, slipped, and unfortunately landed on top of it.
Chang Dafeng: "!!!"
Noticing the unusual sensation beneath her pants, Chang Dafeng's heart skipped a beat. "...Holy crap, holy crap!"
She held her breath and cautiously glanced down.
Goodness, it almost made her throw up.
Damn it!
Which bastard did this despicable thing?!
Chang Dafeng's face turned a dark green, and she roared with curses, "Damn it! Which wicked little brat dared to throw firecrackers into the toilet?! You ill-mannered brat, you show off just because you have a few firecrackers, show off my ass, why don't you put them in your parents' bed?! You damn brat, don't let me catch you, or I'll skin you alive!"
As the shouting subsided, two more firecrackers were thrown in.
Two loud "bangs" rang out beside her, startling Chang Dafeng into screaming. "Aww!"
Even if Chang Dafeng was slow on the uptake, she finally realized that the explosions were aimed at her. Otherwise, how could such a large public restroom always seem to explode right next to her?
Soon, she thought of the group of neighbors who had stormed off angrily at noon after not getting any meat.
Yes, yes, it must be them. They were unwilling to accept that they didn't get to eat meat at noon, so they came here to deliberately retaliate and vent their anger!
Damn it, these inhuman bastards!
So what if we didn't give them meat? They overturned their own table at noon, ruining the meal, and then they even threw firecrackers at themselves in the toilet! And they call themselves grown men, but their hearts are smaller than a pinhead! Ugh!
Chang Dafeng was so angry her nose was crooked. If she had any anger, she should go find Haiyang. What kind of skill is it to play dirty tricks on a frail old woman like her?!
Chang Dafeng, her face dark with anger, muttered curses as she staggered forward, pulling up her pants.
Luckily, there was no one in the toilet at the moment. Otherwise, if someone saw that she had fallen into the toilet, they would laugh at her to death. Although Chang Dafeng was shameless, she did not want to get involved with such disgusting things.
When the results came out, I saw that little money-loser from Bao Dayan's family in the front yard standing at the door, holding a few unlit firecrackers and staring at me with a giggle.
The gloating in their eyes was undisguised. There was no one else around, so it was obvious who had done it.
Suddenly, Chang Dafeng remembered the conflict between her family and Bao Dayan a while ago. Her blood rushed to her head, and she didn't even bother to pull up her pants. With a howl, she rushed forward, grabbed the brat, and slapped her several times. Bao Xinxin wailed, "Waaah... you old hag, let me go!"
Chang Dafeng cursed viciously, "You little slut, you're just as filthy as your mother. You only learn the bad things and not the good ones. Your mother seduced my son, and you little brat dared to throw firecrackers into the toilet to blow up your mother! You fatherless bastard, born of a mother but raised by one, if your mother doesn't teach you, I'll teach you how to be a human being!"
After saying that, a palm as big as a fan fell down again, and Bao Xinxin's little face immediately became red and swollen.
Still feeling unsatisfied after slapping her, Chang Dafeng twisted Bao Xinxin's ear a few more times.
...
Chang Dafeng pinched and twisted Bao Xinxin, completely ignoring the unidentified objects still stuck to her pants.
A gentle breeze blew by, filling everyone's nostrils with an intoxicating aroma...
Holy crap!
"vomit!"
"...yue!"
"Aunt Chang, hurry up and clean this up, it's disgusting!"
Everyone covered their mouths and noses, cursing and swearing, backing away with disgusted expressions, afraid that Chang Dafeng would get on them.
Facing this shock for the first time, Cheng Jiajia felt nauseous and turned her head away to avoid looking at the filth, but she couldn't help herself and turned back.
Suddenly, a warm, large hand gently covered his eyes. Yu Junsheng said considerately, "Don't look, or you won't be able to eat later."
Cheng Jiajia, "..."
She was deeply moved, then moved aside a finger and continued watching with great interest.
Yu Junsheng: "..." Sure enough, his wife is no ordinary person.
Yu Junsheng stared expressionlessly at the furious Chang Dafeng in the center of the crowd. Although he was happy that the old shrew was in trouble, he couldn't bring himself to say a word of praise. After all, this thing not only disgusted the Zheng family, but also the people living in the same compound!
In the crowd.
Even as she was being beaten, Bao Xinxin continued to curse, "You old hag, you dare hit me? You still dare to hit me? Be careful, or I'll make you fall into the latrine and drown in it!"
That little bastard really did it on purpose to harm me!
Chang Dafeng was furious. "Fine, fine, you little brat! You really did throw firecrackers into the toilet on purpose to hurt me! I'll beat you to death! I'm going to find your bitch mother right now. Don't even think about leaving until you give me an explanation!" With that, she picked up the little girl and strode towards the courtyard.
The crowd gasped, their eyes widening in disbelief.
"What? This girl deliberately harmed Aunt Chang?"
Why?
Aunt Cao pursed her lips. "What else could it be for? It must be to avenge her mother. Last time, Bao Dayan beat Aunt Chang and her mother-in-law pretty badly. But this little girl isn't exactly innocent either." She wondered how Bao Dayan had raised her child; so young and already so wicked. What would become of her when she grew up?
...
In the Bao family home, Liu Xiaohong was cooking in the kitchen while cursing and swearing, while Bao Dayan was helping to stoke the fire.
Today, Liu Xiaohong originally planned to have a good meal at the Yu family's house. Since morning, she had been staring at the lively scene in the second courtyard, swallowing her saliva as she smelled the aroma of meat coming from there. She was looking forward to Yu Junsheng coming to invite her to the feast. Who would have thought that the little brat would not come to invite her even after the feast was over!
By the time the banquet ended, it was already two or three o'clock, long past the mealtimes for everyone in the courtyard. The mother and daughter were starving, so they hurriedly started cooking.
When Chang Dafeng dragged Bao Xinxin over with a group of people, the mother and daughter were cursing Zheng Haiyang and Jiang Qiubai, saying that Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia would not be able to stay together and would get divorced sooner or later.
Liu Xiaohong: "Pah, they're all scoundrels! How dare Zheng Haiyang ruin my daughter's reputation and still get married so happily? And why didn't that brat Yu Junsheng invite us to the wedding banquet? We've been neighbors for so many years, and he's not friendly or united at all! May God have mercy and prevent these two families from getting married!"
Bao Dayan smiled smugly, "Mom, don't worry, they won't be able to get married peacefully."
"I'll have Xin Xin catch Aunt Chang when she goes to the toilet and drag her down there. Once she's covered in feces, let's see how happy they still are."
She was very satisfied with her plan. If things went well, it wouldn't just disgust Chang Dafeng's family; Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia would also have to remember this day vividly, so that they would feel disgusted and unlucky whenever they thought about it.
No sooner had Bao Dayan finished speaking than the kitchen door was kicked open, and Chang Dafeng, her face like that of a demon, glared fiercely at the two of them.
The mother and daughter shuddered in fright.
"Good, good, Bao Dayan, you poisonous woman, it really was you who ordered it! You female hooligan, you black-hearted shameless whore, you lowly thing, you're jealous of my Haiyang and Qiubai, jealous that you're not the one marrying him today, so you deliberately let your bastard daughter disgust my family! You black-hearted poisonous woman! I'm so old and you actually let this little bastard cause me to fall into the cesspool, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning!"
Bao Dayan's expression changed, and she immediately lowered her head in grievance. "Aunt Chang, what are you saying? I don't understand. You should have just said you'd used up the 5 yuan from last time. How can you slander me like this? Although my family is not well-off, how could I not give you what you ask for? Just tell me how much you want, and I'll sell my daughter's food rations to give it to you."
"You old hag! Five yuan! Bao Dayan's heart is bleeding!"
"My Xin Xin has always been sensitive because she's never had a father. How could you call her a bastard... Ahhh!"
Chang Dafeng lunged forward, and Bao Dayan couldn't dodge in time. A stench of feces filled the air, and Bao Dayan was knocked to the ground by a large lump of something.
Chang Dafeng gave a sinister smile, quickly rubbed her hands on her pants, then covered Bao Dayan's mouth and nose, smearing the filth all over her face.
You little bitch, you've ruined my life!
You disgust me!
I'll drag you down with me!
"Holy crap!!"
"Aunt Chang is a ruthless person!"
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