Chapter 21 The Great Melee
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"Holy shit! Holy shit!"
The onlookers outside the gate were all startled and retreated three meters away from the battlefield, looking at Chang Dafeng in fear, afraid that they would be caught in the crossfire.
No, no, when did that old shrew Chang Dafeng learn to use biological weapons?
This is an extreme case of killing someone by destroying their spirit!
And if they weren't mistaken, that thing just now seemed to have been accidentally smeared on Bao Dayan's lips, right?
"……vomit!"
Cheng Jiajia quickly grabbed Yu Junsheng's hand and covered her eyes. She couldn't help it; the scene before her was just too shocking, and she really couldn't bear it.
Didn't you see everyone looking like they'd stepped out of their bodies? They were clearly stunned by Chang Dafeng's stroke of genius.
Good heavens, Aunt Chang, she truly lives up to her reputation as one of the hidden talents of the compound, she is so fierce!
"Ahhh!"
Bao Dayan let out a bloodcurdling scream, filled with shock and rage. That old slut Chang Dafeng actually put that filthy stuff on her mouth?!
How dare she?!
How dare she?!
As it turned out, Chang Dafeng not only dared to do it, but she also covered her mouth tightly. The more Bao Dayan opened her mouth, the tighter she covered it, trying her best to stuff this filthy thing into the mouth of this little bitch!
She said in a sinister tone, "Didn't you like latrines? Go eat shit, you little slut!"
"You bitch... Ugh!" As soon as she opened her mouth, a foreign object came at her. Bao Dayan immediately shut her mouth, her face turning blue and purple as she glared at Chang Dafeng with resentment.
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"
You bitch!
What a despicable person!
This whole family are despicable!
The onlookers couldn't help but swallow hard, feeling a bit sorry for Bao Dayan. Why did she have to mess with the notorious shrew in the courtyard? Now she's been dealt a terrible blow.
Some people couldn't stand it and frowned, saying, "Isn't Aunt Chang going a bit too far?"
"What do you mean 'pass'? Didn't you hear? Bao Dayan was just trying to make Aunt Chang fall into the toilet. Now she's getting herself into this mess."
Shh, be careful, Aunt Chang might hear you!
The man immediately shut up.
Although he sympathized with Bao Dayan, he dared not speak up for her. His only concern was that Aunt Chang might take her anger out on him. What if Aunt Chang suddenly decided to attack him? Just thinking about it made him suffocate. How could he dare provoke that old shrew!
Let Bao Dayan bear the brunt of Aunt Chang's anger alone; after all, it was her who caused the trouble.
You put out the fire you started yourself, no problem!
Bao Dayan waved her arms and kicked her legs, struggling to push Chang Dafeng away, but the old woman was like a mountain, pressing her down firmly, and she couldn't move her at all.
Having no other choice, she turned to her mother, Liu Xiaohong, who was cowering to the side, trying to make herself invisible, and cried out, "Mom, help me! Quickly pull this old shrew away!"
Liu Xiaohong received a look from her daughter, hesitated for a moment, then looked away, not daring to meet her gaze, and continued to play the quail in the corner.
It's not that she doesn't love her daughter; she's just afraid of her daughter getting dirty!
That stuff is so dirty, so filthy. If it gets on the child's father, he'll be disgusted to death. How can he even get close to her at night?
She's counting on her husband to have more sons, so how could she get covered in such filth?
Besides, is Chang Dafeng, that shrew, so easy to mess with? Not to mention that the bruises on her body from the beating she received last time haven't healed yet, just look at her fierceness, how could I possibly be a match for her? Da Yan, that child, doesn't know how to be considerate of others at all!
As expected, daughters are all a financial burden; it's better to have sons. Only sons are considerate, filial, and know how to think of their parents.
Thinking this way, Liu Xiaohong lost even the slightest bit of guilt and made up her mind to shrink away and not let anyone notice her.
As for fighting for his daughter, that's impossible, absolutely impossible!
When Bao Dayan saw her mother's reaction, her heart sank. Her mother really only had eyes for her fictitious son.
Bao Dayan shed tears of despair. Could it be that, after being a female hooligan, she was going to be associated with excrement and urine?
Just then, Chang Dafeng suddenly screamed, "Ouch!"
It turned out that Bao Xinxin had rushed up at some point and bit Chang Dafeng's wrist fiercely like a little wolf cub.
She was a filial daughter and couldn't bear to see her mother suffer. "You old hag, let go of my mother!"
Chang Dafeng instinctively loosened her grip on Bao Dayan's hand, and Bao Dayan took the opportunity to strike, specifically targeting Chang Dafeng's private parts.
"Damn it, damn old hag! How dare she humiliate me like this! I'll make you pay!"
Bao Dayan pinched hard, pinched with gritted teeth, pinched with a ferocious expression.
Chang Dafeng screamed in pain, but her hand was held by the little girl Bao Xinxin, and for a moment Bao Dayan really had the upper hand.
Aunt Cao smacked her lips. "Humph! This Bao Dayan is really scary!"
Cheng Jiajia peeked through Yu Junsheng's fingers and immediately said, "Oh dear, let's step back a bit, or we'll let them roll over here!"
After saying that, she led Yu Junsheng back two or three meters. The melon was delicious, but personal safety was paramount; getting covered in such filth would be disastrous.
Zou Qianjin, who was playing chess with someone and heard the news, finally arrived late. He squeezed into the crowd to stop the fight, shouting, "Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"
"Let go, let go, Bao Xinxin, you little brat, let go quickly, or your Grandma Chang will hurt you."
"Aunt Chang, don't ride on Bao Dayan, or you might hurt her."
“Bao Dayan, don’t pinch Aunt Chang. She’s not young. If something happens to her, you’ll be held responsible.”
The buzzing incessantly in his ears, like mosquitoes, was incredibly annoying. Bao Dayan and Chang Dafeng both turned their heads and spat at him.
“he-itui!”
It landed right on Zou Qianjin's new cloth shoes.
Zou Qianjin's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot: "!!!"
Ah, his new shoes!
Zou Qianjin was so angry his nostrils were practically steaming. He pointed at the two women and yelled, "Shrew! Shrew! Shrew!"
"Ungrateful and clueless!"
Cheng Jiajia: "See? This is what happens when you don't keep your distance while you're watching the drama unfold."
Yu Junsheng's lips twitched, and he sighed sincerely, "Grandpa Zou really has it tough!"
Cheng Jiajia nodded in complete agreement. Indeed, managing these trivial matters in the compound every few days not only didn't earn her a salary, but she also sacrificed her hair for this compound. It was truly miserable!
With Bao Xinxin's help, Chang Dafeng and Bao Dayan rolled around and around, until they rolled from the kitchen door of the Bao family to the door of the Zhu family next door. Fu Jiaojiao couldn't stand it anymore.
She screamed angrily, "Bao Dayan, get out of here right now! Don't bring your filth into my house! Look at you, you're so dirty and smelly, it's disgusting!"
She covered her nose and looked at the two of them with disgust. "Get out of here, get out of here!" She was so annoyed with Bao Dayan. It was really unlucky to have such a neighbor. Not only was her daughter's pickpocketing always stealing from her house, but this time she even brought her dirty clothes to her doorstep. What bad luck!
When Fu Jiaojiao said "get out," she meant it literally. These two had just rolled to her doorstep, so they should just get out now.
But to Bao Dayan, it sounded like Fu Jiaojiao was cursing her, bullying her, and insulting her. Coupled with her disdainful and contemptuous gaze, it instantly ignited the anger hidden deep in Bao Dayan's heart. She abandoned her revenge against Chang Dafeng and pounced on Fu Jiaojiao.
"ah!"
With a loud thud, Fu Jiaojiao was caught off guard and pounced on, falling to the ground.
Even Chang Dafeng was stunned by her crazy move, "Holy crap!" How did she switch players in the middle of the game?
A hint of malice flashed in Bao Dayan's eyes as she shamelessly smeared the dirt from her face and body onto Fu Jiaojiao.
"So you look down on me, so you insult me! I'll smear this stuff all over you and see if you can still be so pretentious! Let's see if you can still act all high and mighty!"
If you were to ask Bao Dayan who she disliked the most in this compound, it would undoubtedly be Fu Jiaojiao, even Zheng Haiyang and Chang Dafeng would have to step aside.
When Fu Jiaojiao and Zhu Ziqiang moved into the compound, Bao Dayan's husband, whom she had married into, had just died. When the baby in her womb was born, it turned out to be a girl. Her parents became even more mean, and life became very difficult.
Every day, watching Zhu Ziqiang carefully coax and pamper Fu Jiaojiao, not only did he not let her do any housework, but he also often bought her pastries, milk candy and beautiful new clothes, Bao Dayan was so jealous that her eyes were about to bleed. You know, even though she was married into the family, she still had to do the housework herself and was reluctant to eat or dress herself.
Fu Jiaojiao is beautiful, comes from a wealthy family, is doted on by her parents, and is cherished by her husband. But Bao Dayan is of average appearance, her parents favor sons over daughters, treat her like a workhorse in the family, and her husband died young, leaving behind a burden of money.
They were neighbors, yet their circumstances were worlds apart. Not to mention, this wretched woman always looked down on her with such condescension. How could Bao Dayan not resent it? They were both women, so why did Fu Jiaojiao live such an easy and carefree life, while she felt like she was constantly drowning in bitterness?
When Old Lady Zhu arrived with her two stepsons and made a mess of Fu Jiaojiao's life, Bao Dayan finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that God had finally opened his eyes and been fair for once.
Fu Jiaojiao, spoiled at home and never having fought before, was no match for Bao Dayan. She was quickly covered in smears, and smelling the stench, she burst into tears, crying, "Waaah, I'm filthy..."
"Oh oh oh! Dirty stepmother, stinky stepmother, poop-poop stepmother, nyah nyah nyah!"
"I don't want a stepmother, she's filthy! I'm going to make my dad divorce you!" Zhu Ziqiang's two little brats clapped and sang gleefully.
They didn't dare say anything when Chang Dafeng and Bao Dayan were fighting, because they knew neither of them were easy to mess with, and laughing at them would get them beaten up. But Fu Jiaojiao was their stepmother, and since this woman was no match for their grandmother and wouldn't dare to hit them, they weren't afraid, so they laughed at her to their heart's content.
Cheng Jiajia looked at Fu Jiaojiao with sympathy. She was also pitiful. She was originally a rich girl, but she was tricked into marriage by an older man who was getting married twice. In addition, she was given two wicked little brats and a mean old lady. Her life was chaotic.
She glanced again at Old Mrs. Zhu, who seemed not to have heard, and Zhu Ziqiang, who was frowning. Neither of them helped Fu Jiaojiao or stopped the two children. What was Fu Jiaojiao thinking, not getting a divorce?
I heard she's still trying to get a son, uh, I really don't understand.
Fu Jiaojiao was filled with shame and indignation. She cursed, "Stop singing, you ill-mannered brat! You're not allowed to sing!"
The two little brats then shouted even louder, "Dirty stepmother, stinky stepmother, dog shit stepmother, poop stepmother!"
Fu Jiaojiao looked to Zhu Ziqiang for help, hoping that she could discipline the two children.
Ke Zhuqiang gently shifted his gaze.
The disdain in his eyes stung Fu Jiaojiao. She thought of the promises Zhu Ziqiang made to her before their marriage, and the chaos at home over the past year and the change in his attitude towards her. Fu Jiaojiao felt waves of anger rising in her heart. If it weren't for him, would she have ended up like this?
Why does he despise himself?
Fu Jiaojiao, her mind reeling, lunged at the two wretched little brats in a fit of rage, mimicking Bao Dayan by smearing her filth all over them. She maliciously declared, "Now you're dirty kids, stinky kids, poop kids, dog poop kids! You're filthy and smelly, who'll want you then!"
"Waaaaah..." The two children were so frightened that they burst into tears.
Seeing her beloved grandson being bullied, Old Lady Zhu rushed forward, grabbed Fu Jiaojiao's hair, and started slapping her. "You little whore, I told you, I told you stepmothers are never good! Look, look! This bitch dares to smear my grandson's face in front of me and Ziqiang, and who knows how she's tormenting my poor grandson behind his back! You little bitch, I'll beat you to death!"
Everyone: "..." Uh, your grandson isn't exactly a saint either.
Fu Jiaojiao dodged left and right, and out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of Bao Dayan sitting next to her watching the show. Fu Jiaojiao grabbed Bao Dayan and pulled her over, only to be slapped twice by Old Lady Zhu.
Bao Dayan: "...!!!"
Damn it!
Bao Dayan's cheeks stung. She didn't care whether Old Lady Zhu had acted accidentally or not; she had to get her revenge for hitting her. She turned around, grabbed Old Lady Fu's gray hair, and slapped her across the face several times.
Her hands weren't clean; she even left marks on Old Lady Zhu's face. Fu Jiaojiao laughed heartily, "Hahaha, that damned old hag, serves her right!"
The three of them rolled around and fought back and forth, inseparable, until Chang Dafeng joined the fray at some point.
Chang Dafeng: ...Help! I was forced! I don't want to be hit!
A slap landed on her face instantly, and Chang Dafeng immediately retaliated with a claw.
Seeing the chaotic scene before him, Zou Qianjin felt a wave of dizziness.
Good heavens! If you're going to fight, fine, but don't you guys have any idea what you're carrying? Huh?
If this continues, the entire front yard will be ruined by these troublemakers. "Zheng Haiyang, Zhu Ziqiang, go and pull out your respective family members!"
Zhu Ziqiang looked displeased, but he didn't move.
Zheng Haiyang was caught in a dilemma. He couldn't bear to see his mother suffer, but he also didn't want to get covered in filth. His brows furrowed into a deep frown.
Seeing that the darts were about to reach his doorstep, Zou Qianjin could no longer contain himself and roared, "Enough! Enough! If you don't stop, I'm going to report this to the neighborhood committee and have them do some ideological work with you!"
What? Report it to the subdistrict office?
The four of them immediately stopped what they were doing.
Zou Qianjin's face darkened. "Each of the three families will have to sweep the entire courtyard for a month!"
If we don't teach them a lesson, they'll all learn to smear that filth on people, and then how will the other neighbors live?
Hu Mei, who was to the right of the Fu family, patted her chest with a look of lingering fear and whispered to her husband, Ma Gaosheng, "Luckily, we're only one house away from the Bao family." Otherwise, they would have been the ones to suffer today. These filthy things are so disgusting, and even if they were cleaned up, they would still feel disgusted.
Ma Gaosheng was also terrified: "That's right!"
The women in this courtyard are all so fierce and terrifying!
...
After the lively event ended, a subtle atmosphere remained at the Zheng family's residence.
Jiang Qiubai lay on her side on the bed and cried for a long time. Zheng Haiyang frowned. He was very irritable because so many things had happened today, but he gently coaxed her, "Qiubai, don't cry. It hurts my heart to see you cry like this. Didn't we promise to be together forever and grow old together? Today is our big day. It's not good luck for you to keep crying like this. Be good, don't cry."
It would have been better if this hadn't been mentioned, because Jiang Qiubai cried even louder, saying bitterly, "You still know that today is our big day, but look at what your mother has done, every single thing is bad luck, I'm going to become the laughing stock of the whole North City, how can I ever face anyone again!"
Whose new bride got married and her mother-in-law ruined the wedding banquet?
Whose mother-in-law fell into a cesspool on the day her new daughter-in-law married into the family?
Whose mother-in-law got into a fight with a group of people on the day her new daughter-in-law entered the house, covered in feces?
She, Jiang Qiubai, has it all!
Tomorrow it will become the biggest joke in Beicheng!
Jiang Qiubai was so angry that tears streamed down his face, "Waaah..."
Zheng Haiyang paused, "Mom didn't do it on purpose. It was all Bao Dayan's fault. She was jealous of the deep affection between us and deliberately tried to annoy us."
He said affectionately, "Qiu Bai, if you cause a rift between you and Mom because of this, wouldn't you be playing right into Bao Dayan's hands? She just can't stand to see our family living together in harmony and happiness. Qiu Bai, in my heart you are the smartest person, you certainly won't fall for Bao Dayan's shallow schemes, right?"
Jiang Qiubai paused in her sobs, "Really? Really?" She also felt that Zheng Haiyang was right; it was all because that female hooligan Bao Dayan, unable to win over her Haiyang-ge, had become jealous and caused all this trouble.
"Of course it's true. When have I ever lied to you?"
Zheng Haiyang's mind raced, and he said considerately, "If you're too embarrassed to go to work, just take a few more days off and stay home with me. Go back to the factory after a while, and nobody will remember this little thing then."
Jiang Qiubai remained silent, his eyes flickering.
Zheng Haiyang assumed she had agreed.
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