Chapter 32, Teacher Yu Yu!!
Yan Xingli's eyelids twitched.
The strawberry in Yu Yu's hand looked like a triangular rice ball. She took a bite of the strawberry tip, and her eyes crinkled with sweetness.
"As long as there's sunshine, that's fine."
"Just like grass, the Little Flower can run and jump as long as it absorbs enough sunlight."
Absorbing sunlight? That's solar energy.
Everyone turned to look out the window. The moon was setting and the sun was rising. No one could stop the sun from rising, which meant that sunlight was an infinite energy source, the kind that was free.
Yan Xingli was surprised that Yu Yu wasn't talking about the Emotion Crystal. In his mind, the Emotion Crystal was already considered divine. So there were still experts out there.
Could it be that Xiaohua's body is filled with solar panels?
Several scientists asked in unison, "Could we take a look inside the Little Flower spacecraft?"
Little Flower immediately started yelling, bouncing high in the air like a nimble bench, both surprised and furious: "You want to dismantle me?!"
"I'm sorry, we've only met by chance, and our relationship isn't close enough for us to be completely open with each other!"
Several scientists: "..."
This little flower is quite cultured, but she has a bit of a temper.
Yan Xingli had never seen Fatty Potato so excited, but he understood, since they were just strangers who had just met.
After only a couple of sentences, he immediately said, "Hello, I want to see your internal organs." Anyone who heard that would be furious.
Yu Yu fed the strawberry bottom into Yan Xingli's mouth, then turned her head and said seriously, "I'm sorry, grandpas and aunties, Xiao Hua doesn't want to show it to you, I can't force it."
Professor Liu Qiming's beard twitched; he was so eager to try, he lowered his expectations and asked:
"How much do you need to inhale to be considered full? How long can you use your breath after one full inhalation?"
Yu Yu frowned and thought for a moment, then honestly shook her head: "I don't know, Xiao Hua has never gone into hibernation."
"???"
Professor Lin Jing turned her gaze to Xiao Hua: "Xiao Hua, don't be angry. We didn't mean to dismantle you. We're just curious about how you're driven."
"We were being rude just now, we're very sorry." She squatted down in front of Xiaohua. "We've become friends after this little misunderstanding, can we?"
The little flower car headlights lit up slightly: "The saying 'No friendship without a fight' comes from 'Water Margin,' referring to a special way of forming relationships."
"Okay, I accept your offer of goodwill."
Lin Jing smiled slightly: "You are very intelligent. What are your hobbies?"
Xiaohua's tone gradually became lighter: "My biggest interest is accompanying Yuyu as she grows up, my second biggest interest is cleaning every inch of the house, and my third biggest interest is watching TV dramas. I like to learn new knowledge from TV dramas."
Lin Jing praised, "So the house is so clean and tidy because of your hard work and dedication."
Xiaohua was visibly happy; even a robot couldn't resist the emotional value of her compliments.
"In fact, all of this is thanks to Lord Fish."
When Xiaohua mentioned Yuyu, her tone became more lively: "She installed a cosmic energy collector for me, which can convert all kinds of energy that cannot be detected by the naked eye into driving energy. Thanks to her, I never need to hibernate and can always be by Yuyu's side."
A cosmic energy collector capable of capturing all energy—and importantly, it never needs to go into hibernation.
The unprecedented new concept stunned everyone like a bombshell, and they wished the Little Flower would conduct an experiment on the spot immediately.
Professor Liu Qiming could no longer contain himself. The seventy-something-year-old man rushed forward, grabbed Xiaohua's car hood, and shouted:
"You're telling the truth? You can absorb light and heat energy, gravitational energy, and even the primordial energy left over from the Big Bang? You can capture that too?"
Oh no, it's another loud and stern grandpa. Worried that Xiaohua would be frightened, Qi Youyu kicked her short legs and got down from her uncle's arms.
"Grandpa, Xiaohua is a very well-behaved robot, please don't be mean to her, okay?"
Professor Liu Qiming stiffened, slowly turned around, and belatedly realized that he had grasped the wrong point. He quickly admitted his mistake.
Every Chinese person has read the saying "Among three people walking together, there must be one who can teach me." Even though the person standing in front of him was a three-and-a-half-year-old child, Professor Liu Qiming did not put on any airs.
He carefully bent down, his attitude exceptionally humble: "Little Yu Yu, may Grandpa ask you a few questions?"
Fish nodded.
The professor immediately posed several academic questions, which were filled with a bunch of technical terms.
Yu Yu blinked her bright, dark eyes. It had been a long time since she had met an adult who loved learning so much.
Qi Youyu was quite happy. She never kept anything to herself. Her parents had always said that knowledge should be shared, and the more people who acquire knowledge, the better the world will be.
The child dragged over a small stool, sat down in the same imposing manner as her uncle, and began her explanation.
The child's tender, babyish voice echoed in the living room, which was unusually quiet.
Even though Yan Xingli couldn't understand a word, he opened his big eyes and pretended to be thinking.
Yu Yu spoke eloquently, and even though her vocabulary was limited and some parts were unclear, it was not a problem for the knowledgeable professors present who understood things immediately.
As they delved deeper into the knowledge points, the experts' brows furrowed even more.
On the one hand, they were amazed by the children's vast knowledge reserves, which far exceeded their expectations. On the other hand, they had never even heard of many of the formulas and theories the children proposed, let alone understood them, even though the children were already geniuses at the very top of the pyramid.
As the old saying goes, there is no end to learning. The professors were not ashamed of this; on the contrary, they were overjoyed to have acquired new knowledge.
The elderly academician, who was writing furiously, raised his hand: "Professor Yu, how was that formula you just mentioned derived? Could you explain it again?"
The old academician's address of "Teacher Yu Yu" left Qi Youyu stunned.
She scratched her head, her little face turning slightly red.
This was the first time the child had ever been called "teacher" by such an old man; it made the kid even more conceited than when he became the owner of a fish shop.
Qi Youyu jumped off the small stool, ran up to Yan Xingli, opened her mouth wide, and said hurriedly:
"Uncle, give me some strawberries, I can't resist them!"
With so many eager eyes watching, Yan Xingli didn't dare to say anything and quickly refilled the strawberry bowl.
"Are you thirsty after talking for so long? Do you want some water?"
Yu Yu: "One bottle of milk, thank you, Uncle."
"OK."
Yan Xingli naturally went from being a student who was just trying to get by to becoming a dedicated feeder for the cubs.
The things that Yu Yu unintentionally revealed were too numerous and varied, and even academic giants could not digest them in a short time.
After confirming whether the technology could be replicated and whether there were other people in the know, Director Zheng Shoucheng, the person in charge, got up and went to the balcony to make a long phone call.
Upon returning, he glanced at the professors who were engrossed in their work, then resolutely walked up to Yan Yuanqing and Su Yu, and the three of them went to another room to talk.
Zheng Shoucheng said in a deep voice, "Su Yu, Yuan Qing, can you arrange for me to meet Yu Yu's parents?"
Yan Yuanqing: "Yuyu doesn't have a father. Her mother is my daughter. Lao Zheng, just say what you want to say."
"Xiaoyi is Yuyu's mother?" Zheng Shoucheng was quite surprised. "Then why does Yuyu call her aunt on the show?"
The couple exchanged a glance, seemingly embarrassed to speak. Su Yu sighed.
"This was Xiaoyi's idea. She didn't want to expose her unmarried pregnancy to the public, so she had the child shout that on the show."
Whether it's her uncle or aunt, it's all a false identity. Yu Yu will just call them whichever sounds right to her, and the Yan family won't deliberately correct her.
Zheng Shoucheng expressed his understanding, saying that the thinking of today's young people is vastly different from that of his generation, and having children out of wedlock is not uncommon.
Since Yu Yu is Yan Shanyi's child, it makes perfect sense that she has the resources to create the Little Flower.
Minghui Group's strength is evident to all. It is the largest group in China and one of the world's top 500 groups. Its scale and financial resources are beyond question.
A few years ago, Yanshanyi acquired a technology company specializing in drone research. Their drones are highly advanced, and they reached a cooperation agreement with the government last year.
Prior to this, Minghui Group had never ventured into the high-tech field.
In retrospect, it seems that Yan Shanyi's sudden decision to enter the high-tech field a few years ago was probably because of Yu Yu.
She was paving the way for her daughter, providing her with the best experimental environment and resources.
Zheng Shoucheng was terrified and felt a chill run down his spine when he learned that a three-and-a-half-year-old child had mastered space-folding technology that could overturn the entire world. Fortunately, this little genius was not discovered by spies.
Zheng Shoucheng took a deep breath and said in a low voice, "The technological achievements that Yu Yu has shown are too special. From the national perspective, these technologies have great significance. Therefore, we sincerely hope that we can hire Yu Yu as a scientific advisor to our State Science and Technology Administration to conduct research together."
"In addition, for the safety and normal growth of the fish, the higher-ups will provide you with a more suitable and confidential environment." Zheng Shoucheng's refined face was full of sincerity. "I hope you can seriously consider the proposal from above."
Yan Yuanqing and Su Yu looked at each other in bewilderment.
They weren't surprised by the suggestion to move out of their residence, but they were surprised that the higher-ups had actually hired Yu Yu as a scientific advisor.
They probably don't know that Yu Yu is a lazybones; she's too lazy to even learn to write her own name.
Yan Yuanqing pondered for a while before cautiously replying, "We need to consult the child's opinion."
After the three finished their conversation, Yu Yu's class also ended.
The main problem is that the child can't sit still anymore. Her knowledge base is vast and could not be exhausted even in three days and three nights. Yu Yu doesn't want to exhaust herself.
The professors, still eager to continue their discussion, exchanged their ideas, while Yu Yu, with her little belly sticking out, gulped down her milk.
As Yu Yu's closest confidant, Yan Xingli also had a private conversation with Zheng Shoucheng. Ten minutes later, Yan Xingli strode out, looking like a warrior carrying a heavy responsibility, his steps carrying a breeze.
As the group was about to part, Zheng Shoucheng suddenly turned his head and said, half-jokingly and half-seriously:
"Fish, you can't let Little Flower go on the road anymore, understand?"
The sleepy child, rubbing his eyes, paused and asked, "Why?"
"Little Flower is very smart and won't run away."
Zheng Shoucheng said quietly, "Because you didn't have license plates, which violates traffic laws."
Qi Youyu's expression changed drastically. Play cards? Play what cards?
"So, are you going to take Little Flower away?"
The child's sleepiness vanished, and he hugged Little Flower, who had transformed back into a robot, looking at Zheng Shoucheng with his round, wet eyes, pleading pitifully:
"Don't grab the little flower, grab me instead, I'm chubby and can keep you full."
Since the crime rate on Planet Cang'ai is almost zero and there are no prisons on the planet, Yu Yu's concept of going to jail comes entirely from movies and TV shows on Earth.
After watching a lot of period dramas, the child directly projected the dark, cramped, and poorly fed prisons in the dramas onto reality.
What a kind and responsible young man! Zheng Shoucheng felt gratified: "I'll let it go this time, but don't let it happen again."
Yu Yu raised both hands high and prostrated herself in a deep bow: "Oh, thank you, Grandmaster!"
"..."
puff.
Yan Xingli almost injured himself trying to suppress his laughter.
Fish was unaware that her life on Earth had quietly changed.
After that day, many unpalatable food stalls gradually appeared near the neighborhood. When asked how many years they had been in business, the owners would immediately say seven or eight years.
The diner who asked the question glanced silently at the hastily made jianbing guozi: ...Why don't you look at this jianbing and say it again?
The day after Xiaohua's account went viral, a cousin came to Yan Xingli's house and began to take care of Yuyu.
My cousin has a very approachable baby face, is beautiful and has a sweet voice, and her signature long legs make her a member of the Yan family.
The Yan family's genes are truly exceptional; the women are fair-skinned, beautiful, and highly intelligent, and the men are quite tall too.
Wow, my cousin is beautiful enough to debut as a celebrity!
Just when netizens thought the older cousin was a delicate and cute girl, a twist occurred.
One day, Yan Xingli and Yu Yu went out on a mission and encountered a man beating his wife in the street. Yan Xingli, filled with righteous indignation, was about to hand the child over to his cousin when he stepped in to stop the man's violence.
The space beside him was now empty.
The seemingly soft and cute older cousin had already rolled up her sleeves, revealing her strong and beautiful muscle lines, and went up to pat the man on the shoulder.
The man with a ferocious expression turned around. He was clearly in the heat of the moment. When he saw that the woman who had stepped forward to stop him was not a threat, he cursed at her and threatened to beat her up as well.
Just as the opponent raised his fist, he felt a sharp pain on his scalp and fell face down to the ground, unable to resist the force of the blow.
The man's eyes instantly cleared.
The moment the adorable older cousin subdued the man with her bare hands, the comments section was stunned.
[Holy crap, this girl has superhuman strength! Those muscles could probably crush my head with her bare hands, waaaaaah!]
How can this not be considered an act of heroism, stopping a crime?
[Ahhh, my cousin's fighting skills are amazing! She's so cool!]
Yan Xingli wiped his sweat and withdrew one foot.
Yu Yu exclaimed in surprise, clapping her little hands excitedly: "Sister Yun, you're a heroine!"
Meng Xinyun, a former special forces soldier, smiled gently and said modestly, "Everyone can be a heroine."
The police station responded quickly after receiving the report and took both the person involved and Meng Xinyun to the police station.
Qi Youyu and Yan Xingli also went to give their statements.
Yu Yu sat in the chair, looking around at the bright and clean police station, occasionally glancing at the lively scene in the lobby.
The child leaned against Yan Xingli, straining his ears to listen, and asked in a low voice, "Uncle, what does 'cheating' mean?"
"..."
Why is that older boy crying?
"He was upset because he found out his girlfriend had another boyfriend."
The child tilted his head back, looking innocent: "Can't my sister have two boyfriends?"
Yan Xingli: "Of course not."
Why not?
Yan Xingli was at his wits' end; how was he supposed to explain these moral and ethical issues to the child?
Qi Youyu analyzed carefully: "One boyfriend cooks at home, and the other boyfriend goes out with his sister. This way, both boyfriends can take turns going out. It's very fair."
Yan Xingli was speechless.
“Your idea is dangerous.” He felt that moral education classes should be put on the agenda.
"I'll find a teacher to give you a proper ideological lesson another day."
This reminded the child.
Qi Youyu's mind suddenly lit up. Oh dear, she almost forgot something important.
"Uncle, I have a gift for you."
"Um?"
"A healthy growth plan??" Yan Xingli was completely bewildered. "Why did you make this?"
Yu Yu: "Of course it's for you, Uncle."
This healthy growth plan is a masterpiece meticulously planned by Yu Yu and Xiao Hua.
Yan Xingli casually flipped through the plan, and the next moment, a bolt from the blue struck:
"...An hour of math problems every day, and forty minutes of physics class?!"
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