The Assassination Target Can Hear My Inner Voice
Alternative Title: 刺殺對象能聽到我的心聲
Author: 喜英
Status: Completed
Chapter: 45 chapter
Added: 2024-12-26
Updated: 2024-12-26
Category:ComedyFor FemaleHistorical RomanceLight NovelRevenge
Half-baked female assassin VS a shrewd yet frail regent prince.
Xiao Yu is an assassin.
After two years in the business, her performance is... questionable.
If this slump continues, she might be kicked out of her sect.
With no choice left, she tricks her way into accepting her first major mission: assassinating the most powerful figure in the capital, the regent prince, Zhou Xunran.
Rumor has it the prince is frail, taking three steps before gasping and five steps before needing rest. Armed with her "Thirty-Six Strategies of Assassination," Xiao Yu gleefully declares: "A small, frail regent? Easy pickings!"
After a severe illness, Zhou Xunran gains the ability to hear others’ thoughts. With this gift, he solidifies his position and thwarts every assassination attempt.
One day, a female assassin infiltrates his mansion, mumbling from her little notebook:
“First kill: Prince, I’ll stab you with my sword!”
“Second kill: Prince, I’ll poison your soup with crane’s red-top poison!”
“Thirty-sixth kill: Prince, tonight’s a honey trap. I’ll be waiting for you in bed!”
That night, Zhou Xunran waits in his room, only to find the assassin snoring soundly at dawn.
With dark circles under his eyes, he confronts her: “Where’s your honey trap? Where’s the sheer lingerie you promised?”
Xiao Yu (shocked): “How can he hear my inner thoughts?!”
Plot Twist: Zhou Xunran doesn’t actually have mind-reading powers—he’s just observant and thorough, mistaking his deduction skills for supernatural abilities due to his own mental struggles.
Next Book Teaser:
"Arranged Marriage: The Fiery Pepper and the Hidden Volcano"
A spicy tale of marriage dynamics where a fiery, clever woman awakens the passion of her politically obsessed husband.
Content Tags: Sweet Romance, Light Humor, Aristocratic Setting, HE (Happy Ending), Misunderstood Abilities.
Key Message: Don’t judge people based on hearsay; discover their true selves.
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Chapters
Chapter 01 The First Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 02 The Second Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 03 The Third Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 04 The Fourth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 05 The Fifth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 06 The Sixth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 07 The Seventh Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 08 The Eighth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 09 The Ninth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 10 The Tenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 11 The Eleventh Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 12 The Twelfth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 13 The Thirteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 14 The Fourteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 15 The Fifteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 16 The Sixteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 17 The Seventeenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 18 The Eighteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 19 The Nineteenth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 20 The Twentieth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 21 The Twenty-First Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 22 The 22nd Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 23 The Twenty-Third Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 24: The Twenty-Fourth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 25 The Twenty-fifth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 26 The Twenty-Sixth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 27 The Twenty-Seventh Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 28 The Twenty-Eighth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 29 The Twenty-Nine Killings (2024-12-26)
Chapter 30 The Thirty-second Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 31 The Thirty-First Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 32 The Thirty-Second Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 33 The Thirty-Third Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 34 The Thirty-Fourth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 35 The Thirty-fifth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 36 The Thirty-Sixth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 37 The Thirty-Seventh Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 38 The Thirty-Eighth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 39 The Thirty-Ninth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 40 The Fortieth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 41 The 41st Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 42: The Forty-Second Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 43 The Forty-Third Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 44: The Forty-Fourth Kill (2024-12-26)
Chapter 45 Extra (2024-12-26)