The Correct Technique for Soothing Monsters

Xie Xubai only recently realized that he was just an ordinary person in a world of anomalies. The stray dog he was preparing to adopt gradually grew larger than a car, and the student he tutored as a part-timer had a secondary growth spurt, gaining forty-three teeth.

His beautiful colleague at the next desk, finding it troublesome, simply tore off his face to draw his eyebrows. And if Xie Xubai looked for too long, his Boss would stand beside him, sinisterly.

Slippery, cold tentacles slowly蠕动 in the huge shadow, almost filling the entire wall. In the deathly silence, Xie Xubai calmly handed over a steaming mug: "It's getting cold, this is ginger tea I made for you to warm your body."

The Boss was silent for a long time. Two tentacles extended from the shadow, tentatively curling around the mug with their tips, and slowly carried it away.

The world operated in a twisted, bizarre way. Ordinary people had no means of self-preservation and could die at any moment. Fortunately, Xie Xubai was a go-with-the-flow type, living each day as if it were his last, and surprisingly lived safely.

Until players were drawn into this anomalous world. Seeing that most players were ordinary people, Xie Xubai vaguely felt a sense of camaraderie.

Players first became acquainted with Xie Xubai in a deep alley, a monster's habitat. The monster's physique was comparable to a two-story building, its furious roars shaking the earth. Everyone fled in disarray, their cries turning into screams.

When Xie Xubai appeared, struggling with a bucket of homemade dog food, the players were still in despair. They had previously checked this NPC's stats and knew he was a true "crispy noodle," just extra food for the monster.

Who would have thought that he would simply extend his hand, making the frenzied monster close its gaping maw and obediently nestle in his palm? This narrow escape was seen as a miracle by the players. Soon after, they entered another instance, becoming a middle school student's tutor.

The moment they taught a problem incorrectly, the middle school student flared up in a rage, threatening to tear them to shreds! Xie Xubai heard the commotion and came from next door, putting a candy into the student's mouth, which now had one hundred and twenty-three teeth: "Getting angry often makes you stop growing taller."

The student grumbled impatiently but didn't erupt in anger again. The ghoul dean of the First Hospital, the scissor-handed puppet of the Game House, the bloodthirsty and brutal evil god CEO of a listed company...

Players were shocked to discover that as long as Xie Xubai was present, even if a boss was in a berserk, out-of-control state, it would immediately calm down. One rescued player posted this experience on the forum, and the entire player community instantly erupted!

Xie Xubai, who could protect players, became a well-deserved treasure in their hearts. On a certain day, Xie Xubai's protection of the players finally enraged the evil god. Cold tentacles swept out, dragging the beauty into the abyss.

The players present were unable to rescue him in time, only hearing a suppressed, broken sob from Xie Xubai before the rift closed. The news spread to the forum, and all the players exploded!

The beauty NPC was suspected of being humiliated, and they were furious, uniting to break into the abyss. There, they saw the beauty carefully held aloft by tentacles, his cheeks flushed with a drunken blush.

Xie Xubai gently patted his possessive and aggrieved Boss, pacifying him with a smile: "There, there." After speaking, he landed a deep kiss on the (human) face.

All the tentacles collectively stiffened, instantly trembling into a wavy pattern. Calm and optimistic, full of life skills, gentle beauty uke x jealous, sinister, violent, but utterly doting evil god seme, 1v1.

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