In Japan, there are many cases of husband-killing/wife-killing insurance fraud every year. This is not uncommon in social news. Even so, every time such incidents are reported, they will cause an uproar on the Internet, and even become a reason for young people to laugh at their fear of marriage.
It was too obvious that Geto wanted to kill someone to get bail, so Sato Nauka refused without a second thought.
His character is that of a shrewd, stable, mature office worker, so the most normal reaction at this time is to refuse.
Because the requirements for recruiting a deputy to the leader clearly state: clerical staff, must be able to drive, make Excel spreadsheets, be proficient in handling various procedures, have a mature and stable personality, and have more than three years of social work experience.
Xia Yujie looked unwilling to be rejected.
"So how do you plan to make 100 million in 24 hours?"
Sato Nauka: “…”
He couldn't say he originally wanted to rob the store, could he?
Since this store is opened by Xia Yujie, it means that this approach is not feasible and he has to change to another store.
That’s right, even if it’s just a game, you can’t wilt the vegetable garden that your future boss has worked so hard to take care of, otherwise you will definitely be fired, not to mention that he hasn’t officially started working yet.
This "female college student looking for a part-time job" occupation seems to be a curse. Since logging into the game, he has been on the road of looking for a part-time job. He finally chose two good companies, but one directly declared bankruptcy, and the other was a store opened by his real boss, so he couldn't start at all.
Seeing him silent, Xia Yujie thought he had no way to make money, so he gently persuaded him: "You can't make 100 million yuan a day working for me. After all, our store's hourly wage is only 800 yuan. Why don't you accept my suggestion and buy the highest-end insurance. Of course, I will pay for the insurance, and you only need to be responsible for accidental death."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
Sato Nauka pushed up the glasses on her nose that were used purely to enhance her office-animal temperament and asked him, "Why do you have to come to me? As far as I know, other people also need the 100 million. You can go to them after I rejected you."
"No, no, no."
Kagome explained earnestly, "Komaeda-kun and Shinobi-san have already completed their mission in excess. Now the only ones who haven't collected 100 million are you and... uh, Yamamoto-kun?"
Sato Naohana said, "It's Yamada-kun."
Xia Yujie said embarrassedly: "Yes, Yamada-kun. Now you and Yamada-kun are the only ones who haven't completed the task yet."
Yamazaki Tai: ...
If Yamazaki Tai was here, he would definitely yell that he was Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai, Yamazaki Tai! Not Yamamoto Tai or Yamada Tai! Remember the name of the interviewer well, Hu Kexiu!
Seeing that Xia Yujie still looked like he was trying to convince him, Sato Nauka couldn't help but ask curiously, "Then why don't you go find Yamada-kun?"
Xia Yujie smiled sheepishly, showing a "you know" smile, and said: "He is already an "ordinary passerby", so you should stop bullying him, right?"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Do you also know that making such a request is bullying?
So how can a "female college student looking for a part-time job" be better than an "ordinary person"? Hasn't she been looking for a part-time job all the time, and has failed every time she found one?
Xia Yujie skillfully turned off his frying pan, took Sato Nauka's arm and walked out, explaining enthusiastically: "My plan is this, we will go buy insurance first, and on the way out, you find a car and kill yourself, and then we will go back to the birth point and repeat the previous operation. One billion will be easily obtained."
Sato Nauka: “…”
No, wait, isn't it 100 million? How did it suddenly become 1 billion? How many times do you want me to be killed?
Just as they were about to step out of the store, Al rushed into the KFC store riding the "Rich Man's Elder". Sitting on the "Rich Man's Elder" were Nagisa Komaeda and the only female among them, Mikan Shinoki.
A moment later, Gojo Satoru, dressed in a gorgeous wizard robe, used wind magic to bring Yamazaki to the ground leisurely.
Yamazaki Tai, who was pulled over for no apparent reason, looked confused.
"H-Hmm... 24 hours have passed? I haven't made any money yet!"
Gojo Satoru said, "Hmm? No, the time in this country is synchronized with the real time. It has only been six hours."
As the king of this country, Gojo Satoru has the final say on how fast time flows here. Geto Suguru has complained more than once that Gojo Satoru is simply Bentendo's biological son, with all the cheating skills given to him directly.
Caught off guard by seeing this generation of Six Eyes, Sato Nauka looked at Gojo Satoru deeply, then naturally looked away.
Then, his eyes fell on the face of the boy with blond hair and blue eyes.
Al looked over in confusion and blinked his green eyes.
“…”
Sato Nauka twitched her lips, "Can your mount support three people?"
Al said frankly: "Because the elder is very strong, this is an elder inlaid with diamonds."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki was shocked and said, "Come down quickly! The elder is about to be buried! He is really about to be buried! Don't you notice that he is shorter than usual? It's because of you three!!!"
Nagito Komaeda and Mikan Shinoki quickly jumped off the elder, and Nagito Komaeda even helped Mikan Shinoki up like a gentleman.
Yamazaki Tai was puzzled and asked, "Why are we suddenly gathering here? And are there two more people?!"
Only then did Geto Suguru realize that the interviewers didn't even know him and Gojo Satoru. It was really inappropriate to ask strangers to buy insurance out of the blue.
"Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm the KFC store manager, Geto Suguru, and he's the king of this country, Gojo Satoru. And the interviewer is Al, you should have already met him."
Sato Nauka: “…”
The self-introduction is "KFC store manager" and "king"? Even if it's not "curse spirit operator" and "six eyes", at least it should be "the founder of the Panxing Cult" and "the son of the Panxing Cult", right?
Gojo Satoru didn't think anything was wrong. He raised his chin in the direction of Sato Nauka and said, "Hey, Sewing Line, look carefully. Is this the number one killer Al who is going to kill you soon? The number two killer is Nagito Komaeda, the number three killer is Zuiki, or the number four killer is Tai Yamamoto—"
"It's Yamazaki Tai! Mr. King!"
Sato Nauka was just about to complain that you guys had even arranged the murderer for me, but Al raised his hand to stop them.
"Wait, Go-chan. There's a change of plan."
Gojo Satoru was stunned for a moment, and asked in confusion: "Ah? What changed?"
Al mysteriously pulled out a crumpled A4 paper from his pocket and explained, "I just went to a new insurance company to inquire about insurance packages and found that the most cost-effective insurance package is spouse insurance."
“Spousal insurance?”
A group of unattached people looked at each other.
Al further explained: "That's it. When the beneficiary is a registered married wife or husband, the maximum compensation we can get is 150 million."
Xia Yujie was startled, then suddenly perked up, turned to Sato Nauka and said, "Then you should get married soon!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
As expected, as expected, the most troublesome person here is this weird interviewer!
"So this is what I thought." Al said seriously the plan he came up with on the spur of the moment: "Mr. Sato will marry Ms. Zuiki, and when buying insurance, he will list Ms. Zuiki as the beneficiary, and then find a way to die accidentally. After Mr. Sato's accidental death, since the team funds are distributed by the captain, the money will eventually flow into my account and wait for redistribution."
Waiting for reallocation?
Of course I kept it all for myself and then gave it all to Jay-Chan to buy Gundam!
Mikan Zuiki immediately showed a panicked expression. She was about to reject the marriage proposal in a panic, but Al clapped his hands and continued:
"By the way, here's a tip. If someone dies accidentally at their workplace, their teammates can get compensation. For example, the garbage man died at the construction site, so as the team leader, I can get an extra compensation."
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and analyzed seriously: "In other words, the place of accidental death must be the workplace in order to maximize the benefits."
Al nodded.
"That's right. "Ordinary worker" Junwu-kun works at a construction site. "Gentle and considerate caregiver" Ms. Zui Mu works at a hospital or a family with a patient. "Ordinary passers-by"... uh, skip it. "Female college student looking for a part-time job"... uh, skip this one too."
By the way, the "gentle and considerate nurse" has successfully evolved into a "nurse with a human face but a beastly heart", but the nurse herself does not care about the change of title.
"Ordinary passerby" Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Mr. Interviewer, you also think that the profession of "ordinary passerby" is ridiculous! You obviously think that this profession is ridiculous! This profession is super super super ridiculous!
Nagito Komaeda joined the conversation with a humble yet sincere attitude: "Let's put aside Mr. Yamamoto, Mr. Sato's workplace should be this KFC store, right?"
Let’s not discuss this for now. Yamazaki Tai: “…I am Yamazaki Tai, not Yamamoto Tai! Are you guys listening to me?!”
Al calmly ignored Yamazaki's complaints and said in embarrassment: "But if Nauhua-chan dies here accidentally, the 100 million yuan in compensation will be deducted from the total assets of the KFC boss, that is, from Jie-chan's."
Xia Yujie resolutely refused and said, "That's absolutely not possible."
His Gundam is still waiting for him in the mall. What he has to do now is to make money every second and try to get Gundam out of the cold mall before going offline.
Mikan Zuiki crossed her fingers and said timidly, "Well, since Mr. Sato is "looking for a female college student with a part-time job," does the university count as a workplace? We can go to the university and fake an accidental death."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "Hey! Don't desecrate the sacred university!!!"
Al clapped his hands cheerfully, "Okay! Let's do it! Miss Zui Mu, you are so smart!"
"Hello!!"
So, a group of them rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau excitedly.
Sato Nauka: “…”
I almost forgot that the plan of these idiots was to get married first, then buy insurance, and then go to the university campus to cause an accidental death.
"Wait, wait!" Mikan Shinoki refused, "I can't marry Mr. Sato! I already have someone I love, she is the most perfect and gentle person in the world, I will never, ever betray her!"
Yamazaki quickly grasped the point: "Eh? Her?"
The others all ignored this criticism. They all looked at each other, and the interviewer Al tried to come forward to plead guilty: "But Mikan-chan, this is just a game. Getting married in the game is not a real marriage."
"Not even games." Mikan Shinobi refused timidly but firmly, "This is my loyalty to my lover!"
Nagito Komaeda said in shame: "I didn't even know my old classmate had a lover. As expected, I am a selfish bastard who doesn't care about my classmates at all... Shinoki classmate, would you mind telling me who your lover is? I want to give you my most sincere blessings!"
Sinki Mikan wakes up from a dream.
"Eh! Ah! No, nothing... She, she, she, she doesn't want me to make our relationship public."
Komaeda Nagisa narrowed his eyes and gave an ambiguous smile.
"Hmm~ That's how it is."
“Yes, yes.”
Xia Yujie sighed: "Since Miss Zui Mu doesn't want to, there's nothing we can do."
He showed a sad expression and grasped Yamazaki's shoulders: "Yamada-kun, you still don't have a place to put your 100 million, right?"
Yamazaki Tai was shocked: "Yes, yes, this KFC store manager, I will be very happy if you can let me go back to make money! And, my name is Yamazaki Tai."
Xia Yujie asked, "Excuse me, can you marry Mr. Sato?"
Yamazaki retreated: "Eh???"
Sato Nauka: “…”
The others were also shocked, looking at Geto with a look of "this guy is so crazy". Al covered his chest and whispered to Gojo Satoru with a sad face: "Go-chan, men will do anything for Gundam."
Gojo Satoru nodded and said sadly, "Al, he is no longer the Jie we knew. The Jie now is a vampire who is willing to force strangers to marry him just to drive a Gundam."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Wasn’t it you two who instigated this?
He was about to sneer back when Yamazaki Tai refused with a look of panic, "No, no, no, no, no, even in a game, it's really too weird to just marry someone. Not to mention that we're all colleagues in the future, and we'll see each other every day. It'll be so awkward in the future."
Xia Yujie said disappointedly, "Do you really disagree, Mr. Yamamoto?"
"Yes, Manager Getsu, I think... people should still do things down to earth. Compared to such crooked ways of killing people and cheating insurance, I would rather be down-to-earth and earn 100 million with my own labor, and be accepted by the Bankei Church. This is my choice and pride as a housekeeper, Yamazaki Tai!"
“…”
Everyone looked at Yamazaki retreating in astonishment, as if they were shocked by his words.
After a while, Al and Gojo Satoru began to clap for him, Sato Nauka also joined in the applause with a smile, Shinoki Mikan looked around and also began to applaud Yamazaki Tai, Komaeda Nagisa said with tears in her eyes: "Ahhh - what a passionate speech, what a pure and clear soul. This is - the shape of hope!"
Amid the scattered applause of his companions, Xia Yujie frowned and asked Yamazaki Tai: "Even if you don't make 100 million in the end and are not accepted by the Pansei Sect, are you willing?"
"...Yes." Yamazaki said firmly, "I am willing to bear all the consequences of my decision."
Sato Nauka smiled helplessly, knowing that Yamazaki had passed the test.
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are the ones who gave up their bright future and resolutely defected from the high school for a stranger, a star plasma body. To them, the 100 million in the game is of course meaningless. What these two people really want to test is the ability and character of the interviewee.
Well, let's end this inexplicable farce as soon as possible. Compared with murder and insurance fraud, it is more important to fully demonstrate one's calm mind and stable character by embezzling other people's money.
Xia Yujie finally let go of Yamazaki Tai's shoulders.
Sato Nauka smiled slightly and was about to turn around to look for a new scapegoat when Kagome Kyo grabbed his arm.
"I will marry you."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Sato Nauka: “???”
The secretive office worker showed a suspicious look on his ears.
"…Hmm? What did you say?"
"I said, I'll marry you."
Xia Yujie took a deep breath and said with a sly expression: "I will be responsible for you, so marry me quickly! My Gundam, it's crying in the mall, can you hear it crying?!"
Sato Nauka couldn't help but reveal an expression of doubt about life.
Why is this Geto Suguru’s personality different from what the intelligence said?
Xia Yujie couldn't help but complain: "I missed it every day and night when I was in debt of 2 billion! But what can I do? I can't get it out, and I can only recall it over and over again in the save file of "Owee1"! Please, I really want to get it out!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Damn, you are sick.
Under the eager gaze of Geto, Sato Nauka could only nod reluctantly. What else could he do if he didn't nod? Could he still go against his future boss? Should he still hide in the Pansei Sect and wait for the opportunity?
At this moment, Al raised his objection extremely vehemently.
"Can't!!!"
For the first time, the blond-haired, blue-eyed boy showed a very vivid expression. He angrily stopped her, "Jie! Daddy won't allow you to fall in love too early, let alone get married too early! Marriage is the grave of life. A person's misfortune starts from marriage. Daddy won't allow you to be unhappy. Daddy doesn't agree to this marriage!!!"
Xia Yujie: “…”
What about you saying "getting married in the game is not a real marriage"? ? ?
Sato Nauka: “…”
Huh? What? Dad?
Al rushed over like a whirlwind, grabbed Sato Nauka by the collar, and said with a vicious attitude like a wicked mother-in-law: "Hey, I don't care where you came from, break up with my son immediately. As long as you break up with him, I will give you 100 million!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
"You don't want to break up? Isn't one hundred million enough? Then I'll give you one billion! One hundred million is okay? "
Xia Yujie was shocked. He walked forward, pulled Al away, and dragged the Heroic Spirit behind Gojo Satoru. He lowered his voice and said, "Al, what are you doing? If you have the money, why don't you just give it to me? If you give me 1 billion, I will break up with that guy immediately. Just give me the 1 billion!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
He heard it.
Gojo Satoru, who was used as a cover, rolled his eyes and said, "Are you stupid? All the money of the three of us is with you now. The 1 billion breakup fee must come from you. Give it to you? Isn't that just taking money from your own account and giving it to yourself?"
It's like taking off your pants to fart. It's a waste of time and a lot of taxes are deducted for nothing.
"..." Liberal arts student Xia Youjie was stunned for a few seconds. His head full of Gundam couldn't sort out these irrelevant things for a while, but he still refused decisively: "No, no one can take 1 billion from me! Al, I will not break up with Mr. Sato, absolutely not! Not until we buy Gundam back!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Died of laughter.
In just a few sentences, the situation has evolved from "Kayuki Kyo proposed to Sato Nauka in order to deceive the insurance" to "Kayuki Kyo and Sato Nauka's love is stronger than gold and will never be separated."
Are these people crosstalk geniuses?
Seeing that Kagome Toru was completely unmoved, the blond-haired, blue-eyed boy gave up trying to persuade Kagome Toru and Sato Nauka, and instead rushed out and grabbed Yamazaki Tai's collar: "Mr. Yamazaki Tai! Please marry Mr. Sato immediately, and I will never call you by the wrong name again!"
"..." Yamazaki Tai collapsed and said, "You called my name wrong now, and my name is getting more and more ridiculous? Are the three characters Yamazaki Tai so difficult to remember? Huh? Huh?!"
Yamamoto retreated, Yamada retreated, Yamai retreated, and even he himself could hardly remember his original name!
Al put his face close to Yamazaki's and said sinisterly, "As long as you can make Jake break up with that wild man, I will give you everything you want!"
Yamazaki was almost crying.
"What kind of overbearing president's speech are you making?! What I want is a dream and respect! My dream is to make a hundred million dollars in an honest way, and the respect I want is for you to call me by my right name! You haven't given me a dream or respect!"
Al said "oh".
He immediately changed his words and said, "Mr. Yamazaki Tai."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Oh.
Respect comes so suddenly, so reluctantly, and so indifferently. It is better not to have such respect.
Yamazaki laughed and his eyes lost their luster.
"It's too late now. My name is totally irrelevant. You know my last name is Yamazaki, right? You did it on purpose, didn't you? You did it on purpose before? Is it fun to use someone else's name to make fun of me?!"
Al completely ignored his complaints. He lowered his voice and said in a sinister tone, "Mr. Yamazaki Tai, as long as you can get things done, I will give you the position of deputy to the Patriarch. I know that you all want to join the Panxing Cult and become a core member of the Cult. I don't care what your purpose is, but I tell you frankly - if you are just a housekeeper, you will never be able to touch important church affairs in your life."
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
He twitched his lips and looked at Al in disbelief. Al said calmly, "The two leaders of the Panxing Cult are both my sons, so I can make the decision on such a small matter."
Anyway, J-chan just wants a driver who can make Excel spreadsheets, and Kuroi Misato just wants a helper who can clean the windows, so it's okay to change the personnel in any way, right?
And the Panxing Religion - it's so funny, what important religious affairs can the Panxing Religion have?
Yamazaki retreated and said, "Okay, okay."
In order to repay the kindness of the principal of Leyan Temple, I use unfair means to win a test...it should be okay, right?
"Okay!" Al happily held the hands of Yamazaki Tai and Sato Nauka together and said sincerely: "I wish you a happy marriage, a love stronger than gold, and never separate!"
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
Why are you so happy? What happened to "Dad won't allow you to be unhappy"? It's not your son who's getting married, so it doesn't matter if he's unhappy, right?
Sato Nauka: “…”
I'm tired, whatever.
Come to think of it, he is about to face accidental death. Is it true that "people's misfortune begins when they get married"?