Exhausted both physically and mentally, Sato Nauka and Yamazaki went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to complete the marriage procedures.
Soon, their profiles showed "Married" and their spouse columns showed each other's names.
Sato Nauka's spouse: Yamamoto Tai
Yamamoto Tai's spouse: Sato Nauka
Yamazaki retreated: "..."
There's nothing we can do. As soon as he logs into this crappy game, he becomes "Yamamoto Taii". There's nothing we can do even if the name printed on the marriage certificate is wrong.
As a result, Nauka Sato received the marriage certificate issued to her by the NPC, but she didn't even look at it and calmly put it into her game backpack.
He checked the time and said, "Let's go. Next we'll go buy insurance."
Hearing his voice, Yamazaki jumped back, his face flushed, and he answered loudly, "Yes, yes!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Realizing Yamazaki's attitude, Sato Nauka remained silent for a while, then comforted him gently, "Don't worry, Yamada-kun. This is just a marriage in the game. Just think of me as a classmate who is doing group work with you in class."
Yamazaki Tai said in embarrassment: "Okay, okay, I understand. But I'm Yamazaki Tai, not 'Yamada Tai'. You should at least remember it as 'Yamamoto Tai' on the marriage certificate, right?"
Sato Nauka patted his shoulder and said, "Let's go."
Yamazaki lowered his head after being patted on the shoulder and uttered a small "oh".
——He didn’t really look like he understood.
It's just a game, is there any need to take it so seriously?
Sato Nauka, who had a rich life experience, shook her head slightly, and left the Civil Affairs Bureau with the embarrassed Yamazaki, and went straight to the insurance company on the island to buy the spouse insurance designated by Al.
The only two insurance companies on Panxing Island were originally competitors, but one of them was bankrupted by Nagito Komaeda. The surviving insurance company was ecstatic. After quickly blocking Nagito Komaeda, they launched various affordable insurance packages to attract residents on the island to buy insurance, completely unaware that a new crisis was approaching.
After Sato Nauka and Yamazaki bought the insurance, they took a taxi to the only university on Panxing Island.
Sato Nauka's job in the game is "looking for part-time female college students", and Banxing University is the only university on Banxing Island. He must have graduated from here, so the place of work when he died accidentally should also be a university campus.
The devil trio had been waiting on the university campus, eager to collect Sato Nauka's insurance money. Shiki Mikan was waiting there anxiously, as if she was born with this kind of uneasy personality about everything.
After getting off the taxi, the awkward atmosphere between Sato Nauka and Yamazaki Taizhi eased a little. When Yamazaki Taizhi saw the figures of the devil trio, he couldn't help but feel relieved.
He would rather be tortured by three demons than breathe the same air with his fake marriage partner!
Too nervous, too embarrassing, too shy!
Sato Nauka, who couldn't empathize with Yamazaki Tai at all: "..."
Are all young people today so innocent?
Not to mention a fake marriage in a game, even if it was a real marriage in real life, he wouldn't feel the slightest bit of turmoil in his heart.
Before he knew it, he had become this kind of guy.
Yamazaki Tai asked in confusion, "Eh? Where's Mr. Komaeda? Didn't Mr. Komaeda come with us?"
Gojo Satoru, who had been the most normal so far, yawned and answered his question: "That guy? He picked up some money at the door of the teaching building and said he wanted to go to the store across from the school to buy some lottery tickets."
"Is that so..."
I heard that the man had bad luck and would sprain his ankle and die easily. Should it be okay to let him cross the road alone?
Xia Yujie asked with anticipation, "Are you ready?"
Yamazaki nodded: "Yes. The marriage certificate has been obtained, and the package has been purchased as the spouse package mentioned by Mr. Al. So should we start deceiving the insurance company now... uh, now?"
He really couldn't say something like "Should I commit suicide now?" After all, Sato Nauka, who was about to die, was his nominal spouse.
Sato Nauka beside him nodded calmly: "There is no time to lose, let's do it now, but just leave it to me alone."
Al asked curiously, "What do you want to do? Nauhuajiang."
"As long as I die on this university campus, that's fine, right?"
Naoka Sato looked up at the various buildings in the school and chose a teaching building. "It's the highest one there, so I'll jump from there."
Oh no.
Everyone gave him a thumbs-up to express their appreciation for his courage.
Gojo Satoru said: "You are pretty good, Seam Line."
Aldo: "We will mourn you, Nauhana-chan."
Xia Yujie said: "Mr. Sato, your sacrifice must be meaningful."
Zuiki Mikan said, "Mr. Sato, come on!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Of course it is meaningful. This jump can earn 200 million directly, and a few more jumps can exchange for a Gundam. Of course it is meaningful. By the way, Sato Nauka opened the mall on the way here in a taxi and took a look at the legendary KFC Gundam.
The red and white Gundam looked ordinary, with a familiar old man drawn in the middle of its chest and the words "KFC Owee Branch" written on it, which was extremely tacky.
I don't understand why Geto Suguru likes such weird things. He opened a KFC in the game. Could it be because he likes this weird Gundam?
It’s numb. I’d better make enough money and quit this damn game as soon as possible.
Accompanied by Yamazaki Tai, he walked into the teaching building, climbed up to the rooftop in one breath, and stood on the railing of the rooftop looking down. The figures of the Devil's Trio and Shinoki Mikan became very small, and he could only vaguely see them looking up at him.
“…”
It's true that Benten's "Owee2" is quite realistic. In the past two years, the technology of the gaming industry has made great progress, and the technology in other fields has also made rapid progress. Everyone says that the real holographic online game is not far away.
Although I cannot understand the charm of the game, I have to admit that the game does have its merits. At least there are one or two top-level sorcerers who are truly crazy about the game.
Sato Nauka stood outside the railing, the sound of the whistling wind and Yamazaki's solemn voice were in her ears: "Mr. Sato."
"……Um?"
At the very end, Yamazaki finally mustered up the courage to say to him, "Although we were only husband and wife for 15 minutes in the game, I was really happy during this time."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Are you serious? I could only feel that you were very embarrassed the whole time, and there was no sign of happiness at all.
Standing on the rooftop, watching Sato Nauka about to fall, Yamazaki Tai felt truly sad.
"I finally have the courage to say this to you. Even though our fate was really, really short-lived..."
As he spoke, Yamazaki Tai began to choke up.
Sato Nauka: “…”
Wake up! This is an interview! We are going to work for the same company. If you quit the game later, you will be very embarrassed!
"But, but, thank you for marrying someone like me. Thank you for choosing someone like me who is ordinary, has no sense of existence, and whose name is not even worthy of being remembered by everyone. I think... I was born into this world just to meet you."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Stop it, don't say any more! If you continue, it will really be a big problem!
"Mr. Sato, I, Yamazaki Tai, will never forget the time we spent together!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
What time did we spend together! The time we took a taxi to the insurance company and the time we took a taxi to the university?
Yamazaki Tai's face was already covered with tears: "So - please, rest in peace!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Sato Nauka smiled tiredly.
Tired, destroy it.
He jumped down from the roof with a loud thud and died quickly and cleanly.
"Mr. Sa-to-san-!!!"
…
The health bar was emptied at once, and Sato Nauka chose to return to the birth point without any reluctance. His eyes were dark, and after a few seconds, a jumping monkey appeared.
The monkey broke the banana and walked through the progress bar slowly, and Sato Nauka's vision brightened up again.
Al, Gojo Satoru, and Geto Suguru stood in front of him and told him with regret: "Nauka-chan, I have to tell you some unfortunate news. The insurance money failed."
……ah?
Gojo Satoru said with a serious expression: "Yamatake didn't receive the insurance money, and Captain Al didn't receive the compensation money either. Not only did we not make any money on this trip, we even had to pay for the insurance."
Outside the field of vision, a familiar voice excitedly said, "Hey! Has the mountain retreated? Has the mountain retreated? Because you can't remember the second word, so you just change it to mountain retreat?!"
Sato Nauka automatically ignored Shan○tui's voice and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
Shan○tui said in disbelief: "Has even the narrator become Shan○tui? Has even the narrator forgotten my name?! What happened to the promise that you can be respected after getting married? This is not just trampling on dignity, my dignity has been directly blurred!"
Al also turned a deaf ear to her. He explained to Sato Nauka, "Because Nauka committed suicide, the insurance company refused to pay the money."
Sato Nauka: “…”
By the way, although the man named Komaeda Nagito deliberately lied about his insurance, he never committed suicide once. All his deaths were purely "accidents."
It seems that insurance money cannot be collected for the act of "suicide".
Xia Yujie sighed, "Also, Mr. Sato, we checked and found that according to the random character setting, you are not a student of Isbori University. You are from another country and study in another country, so Isbori University is not your school, let alone your place of work."
Sato Nauka: “…”
I am not from this country, and I did not go to university in this country, so why should I look for a part-time job in this country? !
Al concluded: "The conclusion is that we don't need to go to college to commit suicide, but to get insurance, we have to die naturally without knowing it."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Is it reasonable that a group of people who want to kill people for insurance fraud are still pursuing natural murders?
"Anyway, Nauhana-chan," Xia Yujie urged, "you should quickly find a way to die accidentally."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Don't you really listen to what you are saying?
Gojo Satoru urged, "Hurry up, Nauhana-chan, it's already been eight hours. Although the rule is to earn 100 million within 24 hours, if the time in the game is synchronized with the real world, we will have to log off and eat soon."
It is very hard for Kuroi Misato and Yagi Rikyu to cook meals for more than ten people. They can't refuse to eat just because of something as trivial as playing games.
Nauhuajiang, who woke up to find that the whole world was calling him "Nauhuajiang", sighed and said, "So, who can explain to me what is a natural accidental death?"
Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and thought for a moment before answering, "That's it... You didn't want to die subjectively, but you died anyway."
“…”
Alzan agreed: "Yes, just like the idle waste, he just wanted to work, but accidentally sprained his ankle and died. Or he just wanted to quarrel with someone, but accidentally got beaten to death. Or, he was just looking for treasure at the construction site, but accidentally tripped and died on the spot."
Sato Nauka, who had no idea about this, said: "..."
Is this "carelessness" really something that humans can do?
That guy called Komaeda Nagito is obviously not just an ordinary curse! To be able to do this, he is already the curse itself!
Kayuki grabbed Sato Nauka's shoulders and shook her vigorously, "Anyway, I'm counting on you, Nauka-chan, my Gundam - my Gundam is in your hands!"
Sato Nauka sighed, "I know."
Isn't it just an accidental death? There are so many dangerous places in the game, he doesn't believe that "accidental death" is really that difficult.
After climbing up from his birthplace, Sato Naoka went straight to the busiest street in Panxing Island. He ignored the traffic lights and crossed the sidewalk. As expected, he was hit and killed by a van. He was knocked twenty meters away. However, because he deliberately ran the red light, the insurance company still refused to pay the insurance money to his family.
There was no other way. After Sato Nauka was resurrected again, she went to the small woods outside the city and rushed headfirst into the pile of red names. She was beaten to death with stones by a group of goblins. However, the insurance company still refused to pay the insurance money.
——If a player is killed by monsters, can that be called an accidental death?
Nauka, who was resurrected once again, was really helpless. He went to the construction site where Nagito Komaeda had died repeatedly before, and found that all the crime scenes had signs prohibiting entry. If the player tried to force his way in, he would be blocked by an invisible air wall.
“…”
These construction buildings were all destroyed by Nagito Komaeda.
He had no choice but to give up imitating Nagito Komaeda's death by spraining his ankle on the roof and instead searched for treasures everywhere on the construction site.
Huh? Why not pick a fight with the other workers?
Haha, all the workers here were sent to prison by Nagito Komaeda for murder. No one would be willing to fight with him.
However, Sato Naoka wandered around the construction site for half an hour, but there was nothing but sand, stones, bricks and glass pieces, and he couldn't find even a treasure.
The devilish trio who were watching Sato Nauka through the water mirror were amazed.
Al sighed: "Sure enough, people all need comparison."
"Yeah." Gojo Satoru continued, "At first I didn't think that Komaeda Nagito was that powerful, but now compared to Uncle Sewing Thread, that guy is simply a genius at deception. His serial deaths are simply too exciting."
Xia Yujie said with regret: "It's a pity that the insurance fraud genius was blacklisted by the insurance company. We can only find someone else to cheat insurance."
Mikan Zuiki was shocked when she stared at the mirror: "Interviewer, Mr. Sato has entered the steel mill!"
In the water mirror, Sato Nauka actually entered the steel smelter, and then began to walk beside the steel smelter as if nothing had happened. After he pretended to walk for ten minutes, his body tilted and he fell directly into the steel smelter and turned into steam.
Mikan Zuiki covered her mouth and almost screamed, and Shan○tui was also shocked. The temperature of the molten steel in the smelting furnace was too high, and Sato Nauka had no chance to fall in. Before she fell, she was directly reduced to ashes because of the terrible high temperature.
Al: “…”
Gojo Satoru: “…”
Xia Yujie: “…”
This guy called Sato Nauka is definitely a tough guy! Even if it's just a game, who would have the courage to jump into such a realistic steelmaking furnace? Only Gojo Satoru, the owner of unlimited skills, can overcome the instinctive fear in his heart with confidence in the technique.
Xia Yujie said with emotion: "This time, the Panxing Sect really recruited a lot of talents."
There is no need to explain what an amazing guy Nagito Komaeda is.
Sato Nauka has a stable personality and is ruthless to herself, which shows that she is a talented person.
Mikan Zuiki's hands are very steady when dissecting people, which shows that her skills are very advanced. It would be considered a waste of her talent to be placed in the infirmary of their Pansei Cult.
And Shan○tui... well, he has perfect character. What their Panxing Sect lacks most is people with perfect character!
But even so, Xia Yujie still regretted: "It's a pity that he couldn't help me earn the remaining 1 billion."
Gojo Satoru complained about him: "You are becoming more and more like a capitalist, Jie."
Xia Yujie: “…”
It was all instigated by you guys!
Al said expressionlessly, "Ah, Nauhana-chan failed again. Jumping into the steel furnace is also considered suicide, and the insurance company does not recognize his death from a sprained ankle. We can't continue like this, Wu-chan, Jie-chan, we have to think of another way."
Gojo Satoru and Geto asked, "What can you do?"
Al crossed his arms over his chest and thought hard for a while. Then he clenched his fists and slammed his palms hard. He said with full energy, "If there are no accidents, then let's create some!"
Sato Nauka, who climbed up from the birth point once again, was unknowingly involved in "accidental death". He couldn't believe it. How could he not even complete a deception mission in a game?
"Nahua sauce."
Sato Nauka was stunned, and saw Shan○tui standing in front of him with an apologetic look on his face.
“You’ve worked hard.”
"…Why are you here?"
"You've died too many times. Let me accompany you."
Sato Nauka: “…”
There's no need, really no need.
Shan ○ Tui said sadly: "I, I have received five widower notices, and I feel very sad."
Sato Nauka: “…”
Yes, the person you are going to marry has died and revived and died again, and you can’t get a penny of insurance. It’s been a torrid time, isn’t it?
As for the system notification, we suggest you go directly to TD, dear.
They walked out of the birthplace side by side in silence. Shan○tui comforted him, "Don't worry, the interviewer and the others are already helping you find a solution."
Feeling even more uneasy, Sato Nauka sighed.
"It's better not to pin my hopes on them. I plan to go to the mountain to take a look. I heard there is a dragon there. I hope I can fall and die on the way to find the dragon."
When they reached the sidewalk, the green light happened to come on in the opposite direction. They were about to follow the crowd to cross the road when they saw a very suspicious guy among the cars waiting for the red light.
——The blond-haired and blue-eyed boy was riding an elderly elder, waiting for the red light at the sidewalk with a fierce look on his face.
Sato Nauka: “…”
Oh no, why did his heart suddenly start beating faster and his eyelids twitching?
Shan○tui asked in confusion: "Why is the interviewer here? And riding the 'Elder'? Eh? Wait, is the 'Elder' a vehicle? Is it waiting for the traffic light?"
Sato Naoka narrowed her eyes and whispered, "Mr. Shan○, hurry up!"
They quickly blended into the crowd crossing the road, and when they had only passed halfway, Al, who was riding the "Rich Man's Elder", suddenly attacked and drove his "Rich Man's Elder" towards Sato Nauka and Yama○retreating.
In a flash, Shan○tui understood everything. He screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! He is going to hit you to death! He is going to be the vehicle that caused the accident and use the "Elder" to hit you to death in an accident!"
Before Sato Nauka could dodge, he was kicked away by the "rich elder" who was approaching him at a high speed. He fell in the middle of the road with a bang and was almost hit by another passing car. Relying on his fighting instinct acquired over the years, he rolled on the ground and directly avoided the oncoming car.
call.
Good insurance.
Huh? Wait, at this point, it's only natural that he should be hit and killed, right?
Sato Nauka suddenly woke up.
Al took out his walkie-talkie with a gloomy face and said, "Number two, number two, number one's assassination failed, it's your turn."
"Okay."
Sato Nauka and Yama○tai looked at each other for a while, but before they could take any further action, Gojo Satoru drove a large truck from the diagonal opposite side and staggered towards Sato Nauka.
“…”
Shan○tui suddenly yelled: "Naohana! Run!"
Sato Nauka hesitated and asked, "Hmm? But..."
Shan○tui shouted, "You should run away now! Otherwise, even if you die, the insurance company will still judge that you deliberately sought death!!!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
That makes sense.
With only two-thirds of his health left, Sato Nauka rolled and crawled to escape from the truck's impact range. He was very agile in his escape and his judgment was very correct. He did not just run around blindly.
Gojo Satoru knocked over several small cars with great force, causing innocent NPCs to scream. Finally, the truck crashed into the window of a unlucky store with a bang, and the driver, Gojo Satoru, was arrested on the spot by the traffic police.
The "idle king" who was driving without a license and in an irregular manner was arrested by the traffic police and taken to the detention center.
Shan○ retreated: "..."
Shan○tui: "Hey! Is the king going to be arrested and put in a detention center? Then what's the point of being a king?! Isn't this completely without privileges?! No, to be honest, a king like you who drives a car and runs over his people should go to hell!!!"
Gojo Satoru, who showed no remorse, took out a walkie-talkie in the police car.
"Number three, number three, number two's assassination attempt failed, it's your turn."
"receive."
Xia Yujie stuffed the walkie-talkie into his backpack and took out a remote control. When Sato Nauka passed by, he pressed the switch, blew up the entire office building, buried Sato Nauka alive inside, and got the compensation!
Mikan Zuiki on the side said nervously: "Here he comes, manager, he's here!"
Xia Yujie couldn't wait to press the switch.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! —
The explosive packs hidden in various places in the office building exploded one after another, and the tall office building collapsed with a horrible roar. This time... this time it was time for him to die involuntarily!!!
What no one expected was that after the explosion, in a cloud of dust, Sato Nauka, with only a trace of blood left, actually crawled out covered in dirt.
Human life is so tenacious!!!
Xia Yujie said in disbelief: "You...why haven't you died yet?!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
Yeah, I'm so tired, why haven't I died yet?
You can't seek death on purpose, you can't wait to die, you can only try your best to stay alive and face an involuntary death - why is this task so difficult?
He had lived for a thousand years at his best, and had never been so tired as he was now. He had never longed for death so much.
Sato Nauka turned around and gave Kagome a tired smile: "If I could die in the explosion just now, it would be a kind of relief for me, right?"
“…”
Xia Yujie widened his eyes, staring at Sato Nauka's back, and stood there in a daze for a long time.
This Sato Nauka also seems to be a guy with a story.
At this moment, the system suddenly sounded a prompt.
"Ding Dong. Hello, your friend Nagito Komaeda has transferred 1 billion to you. Do you want to listen to the transfer message?"
Summer Oil: “……?”
He clicked on the message with a confused look on his face.
"Komaeda Nagito: Manager, I don't know if you have saved enough money. I won 1 billion in the lottery, and just when I took it out, I ran into a pileup at the intersection. Now both my legs are broken, and I have a brain tumor buff. I have to have surgery soon. I will transfer the money to you first. Please use this 1 billion on the most meaningful things."
Xia Yujie: “…”
Xia Yujie silently covered his chest.
Damn it, what's going on? What's going on with this sudden heartbeat? He is attracted by Nagito Komaeda! The last guy who made his heart beat so fast was Lancelot from Al!
Five minutes later, a red and white Gundam soared into the sky, with a familiar-looking old man painted on its chest.
In Godari, Al said, "Jack, congratulations, you finally got what you wanted."
Xia Yujie sighed.
"This is Gundam that was obtained at the cost of everyone's lives and the catastrophe of prison. I am ashamed. I... must do something meaningful to repay everyone who has worked hard for me."
Al clapped his hands.
"Jie, let's fulfill Mr. Sato's long-cherished wish. This is the most meaningful thing."
"……Um!"
Giving Sato Nauka the unnatural death he wanted was what Komaeda Nagito had instructed him to do - to use the 1 billion on the most meaningful things!
The bloody Sato Nauka was running when he was covered by a huge shadow. He raised his head and saw the huge Gundam flying coolly above his head.
Sato Nauka's pupils shrank. "Is this... bought?"
He was immediately overjoyed. This way, he finally didn't have to continue this suicide mission! He was free!
Just as Sato Nauka was thinking this, he heard the voices of Al and Kayu Kei sounding from above his head.
"Mr. Sado! You've worked so hard!"
The old man's eyes lit up as two powerful beams of light shot out from his eyes, razing everything under his feet to the ground!
"!!!"
Sato Nauka's health bar was also emptied in this devastating blow.
…
Sato Nauka took off her blindfold and headphones with a blank look in her eyes. The place in front of her was the interview location of the Pansei Cult - the entertainment room.
The interviewer Al said sincerely: "Congratulations, Nauhana-chan, you finally received the insurance money successfully. You and Shan○Tui finally completed the mission!"
Sato Nauka: “…”
So, what was the point of giving him one last shot after having already bought Gundam? Was it just to get him through the interview?