The young general actually believed this reason, which even the ghost messenger himself didn't believe.
Hearing this, he nodded repeatedly with a look of relief: "So that's how it is, I was wondering."
"We have so many friends, there's no reason for you to run away, right?"
Upon hearing this, the ghost messenger, suppressing his "toothache," nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Throughout the entire Yin and Yang realms, in every aspect, who can match your popularity as much as Young General!"
"Everyone who has used it says it's good... no, everyone who mentions you says it's good!"
"No problem!!"
The young general laughed even more heartily at the flattery of the ghost messenger.
"Oh my god, you two brothers are really something... and the ghosts are really something too!"
"Hey, how about the three of us cut off chicken heads and become sworn brothers?"
"We don't ask to be born on the same day, month, and year, nor do we ask to die on the same day, month, and year!"
Upon hearing this, the two ghost messengers felt their teeth hurt even more and pondered to themselves.
If you don't want to live and die together, then what's the point of becoming sworn brothers?
Besides, what is your status, and what is our status?
If someone were to heartlessly become sworn brothers with you, nine hundred and ninety bolts of lightning would strike us down immediately, leaving us neither a hair on our heads!
Knowing that being with the young general was dangerous, the two ghost messengers quickly changed the subject.
"Young General, is there something you need to bring us back for?"
"If you need anything, just say the word. We two brothers would go through fire and water for you!"
The young general was ambitious to begin with, and only then did he remember his original purpose.
"Well, this little girl is Quantum's sister, which means she's our niece."
"I just did some calculations, and she shouldn't be dead. She should have several hundred more years of life left. Don't you two agree?"
Upon hearing this, the ghost messenger nearly vomited blood on the spot.
The young general can actually do divination? Forget about telling fortunes, he can't even do basic addition and subtraction within 100!
Besides, when have ordinary people ever lived for hundreds of years?
Your own lifespan is at most a little over a hundred years, don't you have any self-awareness?!
Despite inwardly complaining, the two ghost messengers, mindful of the principle that they couldn't even offend the young general, nodded while wiping away non-existent cold sweat.
"Yes, yes, yes, that's right!"
"Whatever you say goes, we'll go back and report it according to your wishes."
"Young General, if you have no other instructions, we'll head home now."
"I think my door is really not closed... I'm really worried that my wife has run off with another man."
Seeing the two ghost messengers looking pitiful, the young general, unusually, felt a surge of kindness.
With a wave of his dirty hand, he said nonchalantly, "Okay, let's go back then."
"Remember to give my regards to Uncle Beard and the others, and tell them that I'll visit them when I'm less busy."
The bearded uncle the young general mentioned refers to Zhong Kui, one of the Four Judges.
This is what people call the "Blessing and Protector of the Home Saint Lord".
Upon hearing this, the ghost messenger felt as if he had been granted a pardon and immediately scrambled away into the distance.
The lyrics still go: "The young general is the greatest in both the Yin and Yang realms; if he wants you to be born, you will be born; if Yama wants someone to die at midnight, the young general says no, and no."
"Absolutely!"
After seeing off the ghost messengers who had captured the soul, the young general looked at Zhao Wenzi, who had been smashed to pieces, with a troubled expression.
"Oh dear, I'm afraid this won't be easy to put together."
"Besides, we're both men, it's not convenient for us to fight against a little girl."
"Hey, Judge Wen, go find a few female ghosts to help us piece our niece back together."
"Make sure no parts are missing... Put the soul back in after you've finished assembling it."
As it turns out, as long as the young general doesn't cause trouble, the underworld will fulfill any request he makes, unconditionally.
After Zhao Wenzi was "pieced together", the young general called for an ambulance and sent her to the hospital.
After dealing with Zhao Wenzi's matter, the young general let out a cold laugh.
"Alright, now I'm going upstairs to teach those bastards a lesson."
"Damn it, they've gone so far as to bully me, Master Ji! Is there no law? Is there no justice?!"
Just as the young general was about to take action, the local city god suddenly came running over, panting.
Mustering his courage, he said, "Young General, you shouldn't get involved in human karma so casually."
"These...these are the rules set by the master..."
If anyone else is mentioned, the young general will treat it as if the City God is talking nonsense.
But my boss, that is, my teacher...
"Hey, City God, right? If we don't kill those two bastards up there, but just slap them a few times, it won't count as getting involved in the karma, right?"
Since the young general had already made such a concession, what could the City God say? He hurriedly wiped his sweat and nodded repeatedly.
"No, no, of course not!"
"Don't even mention just slapping me a few times, even kicking me dozens of times wouldn't be enough!"
Just then, the young general's phone rang; it was the same one Zhao Youliang had called before.
That's why the young general told him to wait a while before fighting, while he himself was slapping the bad guy across the face...
(For details, please refer to Chapter 0265 of this book: You're going to say something later, but I'm going to slap you.)
After listening to the young general's account, Zhao Youliang's eyes turned bloodshot.
First, he knelt down with a thud and kowtowed three times to the young general with all his might.
Without saying a word, he turned around and was about to go out to find the person who harmed his sister and take revenge.
If he doesn't kill those two bastards with his own hands, what kind of man is Zhao Youliang!
I can tolerate small things on ordinary days, but something like this... haha!
Seeing that Zhao Youliang had "run away," the young general hurriedly followed closely behind.
"Quantum, Quantum, why don't you go kill the bad guys right now? Wait for me, I want to watch the show!"
"Besides, you don't even know where the bad guys are, why are you running around like that!"
"I know, I'll take you there!"
"Those two bastards got their necks crooked from our slaps, and they're both staying home to recover now, hehe."
As they spoke, the young general grabbed Zhao Youliang with one hand and Liao Zhiyuan with the other.
Then, he summoned the big dog from its kennel and leaped onto it, shouting, "Big dog, big dog, charge forward! Don't let your guard down! Let's go!"
After a whirlwind of speed, Zhao Youliang and his group arrived in front of a villa, the kind of place with no neighbors for miles around.
The grasshopper spirit, who had never seen anything like it, exclaimed, "Wow, what a huge house! It's bigger than ten of our guild halls combined!"
The young general was never one to put on airs, and he didn't look down on the grasshopper spirit for its low level of cultivation, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation.
"Big? Not even as big as our dad's grave! Our dad's grave was personally 'designed' by the eldest brother, it's huge!"
"To put it simply, even getting up to use the restroom requires a drive!"
"Otherwise you won't have time, and you'll definitely poop your pants, it'll stink!"
After hearing the young general's words, Zhao Youliang and the others were full of curiosity, but they dared not speak or ask.
Anyway, he's a big shot, so whatever he says goes.
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