Just as Zhao Youliang was about to break down the door, the young general suddenly froze in place.
Then, he pricked up his ears as if listening to something, his face full of astonishment: "What? Dad, your grave is about to be dug up?"
"You didn't have any big gold bars or silver ingots buried in your grave, so why would they dig it up?"
"Are you after your gold teeth?! Do you want to pry them off and sell them for money?!"
"We told you long ago to break your gold tooth out yourself before you die, so thieves wouldn't bother with it. Well, here you are..."
"Okay, okay, Dad, I won't dawdle anymore, I'm going back right now!"
After the young general finished speaking, disregarding the feelings of Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan, he mounted his big dog and disappeared in a flash.
The strong wind that swept up the wind messed up the hair of the two boys.
A moment later, Zhao Youliang, realizing what was happening, looked on in astonishment: "Little Liao, is the young general always this energetic?"
Liao Zhiyuan shook his head blankly, "Brother Quantum, I don't know either..."
Although the major general left in a hurry, revenge still had to be taken.
Unfortunately, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan were powerless against the heavy security door.
After all, they are learning the Way, not the art of "stealing"...
After a brief moment of awkwardness, Liao Zhiyuan timidly spoke up: "Liang... Quantum Bro, should I try ringing the doorbell?"
Zhao Youliang hesitated upon hearing this: "Xiao Liao, we're here for revenge. Isn't it too unimpressive to just ring the doorbell, something so polite?"
"Besides, what are we supposed to say after ringing the doorbell? If we just say we're here for revenge, won't they call the police?"
Liao Zhiyuan: "..."
“What you said makes sense, Quantum Bro… If they ask, I’ll just say I’m a food delivery person.”
"If he dares to open the door, we'll go in and stab him with knives until he's dead!"
Since Zhao Youliang didn't have any better ideas, he could only nod in agreement.
"Okay, alright, then Xiao Liao, you can press it."
Just when the two boys were about to embarrass themselves, the grasshopper spirit spoke up in time.
"Quantum, what are you two doing? Have you forgotten about me, the old sage?!"
"Wait here, I'll walk through the wall and open the door for you!"
After speaking, the grasshopper spirit appeared as a phantom, passed through the wall, and disappeared before Zhao Youliang and his companion's eyes.
Just as Zhao Youliang was thinking to himself, "Having an elder in the family is like having a treasure," the grasshopper spirit returned with an embarrassed expression.
Amidst their bewildered gazes, he said with a hint of embarrassment.
"Quantum, quantum, old immortal, I've gotten in, but I don't know how to open the door."
"Wow, this is so complicated. It seems to be the legendary fingerprint lock. Anyway, it's high-tech."
“We’ve never traveled far from home, let alone been to a big city, and we’ve never seen a lock like this before.”
Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan: "..."
In the awkward situation, Liao Zhiyuan tentatively suggested, "Brother Quantum, how about I ring the doorbell instead?"
"Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if we just went back like this?"
"Okay, go ahead and press it." Zhao Youliang's tone was full of helplessness.
At the same time, I don't understand even more: why do the protagonists in novels encounter immortals, cultivate the Tao, and then become capable of flying and disappearing into the earth?
Why can't I even open the door here?
Holy crap!!
Just as Zhao Youliang was complaining to himself, something even more embarrassing happened.
Liao Zhiyuan rang the doorbell for a long time, but there was no response at all.
"Liang, Quantum Bro, do you think it's possible that the bad guy wasn't even home?"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
Faced with an increasingly awkward situation, the grasshopper spirit, eager to "make amends," once again volunteered to pass through the wall and check the situation inside.
When the grasshopper spirit reappeared, it spoke with a helpless expression.
"Quantum, Liao Xiaoshenxian, there's really no one inside."
Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan: "..."
The series of grand plans did not discourage Zhao Youliang; on the contrary, they aroused the tenacity in his bones.
"So what if I'm not home? No problem!!"
"Let's find a secluded spot nearby and stake him out. He'll be home eventually!"
"When he gets back, we'll go up and beat him up as soon as he gets off the bus!!!"
“Mmm!” Zhao Youliang’s words were unanimously agreed upon by all the “people”, so he and Liao Zhiyuan, along with the big yellow dog, squatted down... hidden in the nearby landscape bushes.
To enhance concealment, the grasshopper spirit kindly wove a green hat from tree branches for each of the two people and the dog to wear on their heads.
Little did they know that the above approach was simply self-deception.
Chang Jie, who was being held on Zhao Youliang's head, kept puffing on his cigarette.
From a distance, even if the two people and the dog are not visible, one would mistake them for a bush on fire.
There's no other reason than the excessive smoke...
So the revenge squad stayed there from noon until night, and then from night until 2 a.m.
Even after Zhao Youliang's legs went numb from squatting, and even after the big yellow dog had squatted down to poop, there was still no sign of the enemy.
"Holy crap, no way?!"
"That old bastard surnamed Tian isn't home yet? What time is it?!"
Alas, poor Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan had no idea of the happiness of the rich, nor did they know that the night was the paradise for the wealthy.
Rich people are never in a hurry to go home because the outside world is so exciting.
But for those of us struggling to make a living... cough cough, the outside world is quite helpless.
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