Even so, the grasshopper spirit still held tightly to the walking corpse's arm with its withered hands, refusing to let go even a little.
Seeing this, Zhao Youliang, who was already seriously injured and unable to get up, screamed in anguish.
"Old Immortal, let go! Let go!!"
Not only Zhao Youliang, but Chang Jie also spoke with a sob in his voice.
"Old immortal, be good, let him go, Quantum and I will go and beat him up."
"Sweetie, you can't beat him..."
The grasshopper spirit gave a bitter laugh, a laugh filled with tragic grandeur.
He turned his head with difficulty to look at Zhao Youliang and Chang Jie, his voice broken and intermittent.
"No, we can't let him go. If we let him go, we'll never be able to catch this beast again."
"We can't...we can't let him go, if we let him go he will hurt...he will hurt you."
"Listen to me, run fast, don't worry about me... Remember to live well, make our gang a success, and make others envious of us..."
After struggling to finish speaking, the grasshopper spirit roared and advanced instead of retreating, clinging tightly to the face of the upside-down corpse like an octopus.
"Farewell, Quantum, Young Master Chang Jie!"
As he spoke, his body burst into flames, a testament to his life's cultivation and his very existence...
"The old immortal!!"
Amidst the cries of grief, a deafening bark erupted.
"Woof woof woof woof!"
The big yellow dog's fur stood on end, and its body seemed to grow several times larger.
Like a raging, bald-spotted lion, it suddenly pounced on the inverted corpse and knocked it to the ground.
After throwing the dying grasshopper spirit next to Zhao Youliang, he beat the ugly face of the walking corpse.
"Woof woof woof woof!!"
For some reason, this time, without Chang Jie translating, everyone understood what the big yellow dog meant.
"Holy shit!"
"Just because I'm not showing my power doesn't mean I'm a dead dog!"
The backward-walking corpse tried to resist, but the big yellow dog suddenly flickered and split into three identical bald dogs.
The three of them together pinned down the backward-walking corpse and beat it up.
At the same time, the lackeys all appeared, laughing and joking, and launched a righteous charge towards the zombie's crotch.
While kicking wildly, he shouted: "Gulu gulu hammer, gulu gulu fork, gulu gulu one dog master becomes three."
"Three becomes five, five becomes eight, I'll beat you to death, you living turtle."
"We'll fight and we'll curse, but after we're done fighting and cursing, we'll still blow it up."
Upon hearing the word "bomb," the rogue dog, which had been brutally beating the zombie, immediately shuddered and then tucked its tail between its legs and fled in a sorry state.
Just as the backward-walking zombies were confused, their henchmen suddenly changed their appearance—they transformed into figures wearing explosive suits and helmets.
And one of them, holding an enormous detonator, stuck it between the legs of the upside-down zombie with a series of "poof poof poof" sounds.
The most amazing thing is that the detonator is no longer what it used to be, but has turned into a time bomb.
The beeping sound indicated that there were 30 seconds left until the explosion.
After planting the "bomb," the little lackeys scattered in all directions, running incredibly fast.
It's like a flock of ducks that's been disturbed.
The little lackeys ran along, covering their ears and singing loudly: "The sun shines brightly, Grandpa Dog smiles at me, Quantum says good morning, good morning, why did you blow up his bird..."
As for why they were covering their ears... it was obviously to prepare for the huge explosion that was about to happen.
The sudden turn of events left the backward-walking zombie completely bewildered.
As a warlord during the Republic of China era, he certainly didn't know what a time bomb was.
Just as the backward-walking zombie bent down to examine the strange "thing" on his crotch, the countdown had already reached zero.
Then, a series of loud explosions rang out, and the backward-facing zombies were like baseballs being repeatedly hit by invisible bats, moving back and forth in the air.
The backward-walking corpse screamed, while the lackey laughed heartily.
A few seconds later, the backward-facing zombie fell to the ground with a thud, billowing black smoke from its body, looking like a piece of charcoal.
"Dead...dead?"
"That guy surnamed Wu is dead?!"
Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with the joy of escaping a desperate situation.
What surprised Zhao Youliang even more was that Liao Zhiyuan showed no signs of being harmed by the magic backlash and was still "alive and kicking".
Although the kidney was still spitting blood...
"Xiao Liao, are you alright?!"
"Huh?!" Liao Zhiyuan finally realized, "Yeah, how come I'm not dead? This shouldn't be happening?!"
"Could it be... that the young general actually locked up my lifespan last time?! Just like him, I replenish as much as I consume?!"
While Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan were still confused, the action-oriented Li Mao could no longer contain his curiosity.
He struggled to his feet, keeping an eye on Chen Chun and He Xiulian as he cautiously approached the inverted corpse.
"Oh my god, your pants are all blown off?"
"Let's see if this thing is male or female, or something that's both, or nothing at all, just flattened..."
Before Li Mao could finish speaking, the backward-walking corpse suddenly opened its remaining single eye and roared as it grabbed Li Mao's ankle.
"Holy crap, this thing isn't dead, Quantum... Dog Bro, help!"
As it turns out, the big yellow dog didn't seem to care much about Li Mao, who wasn't "supported" by him, at least not as much as he cared about Zhao Youliang.
Although he heard Li Mao's cry for help, he hesitated for a moment and still did not go forward.
With a determined heart, she stomped her foot, bit her long tongue, and licked the wound on her testicles with blood in her mouth.
With each lick, Chang Jie became much more energetic, while the big yellow dog became increasingly listless.
He looked like a rascal who had been playing with a female dog for three days and three nights and still wouldn't rest...
"this......"
Seeing this, the seriously injured Zhao Youliang didn't have time to think too much. He took out his small wooden knife and shouted with all his might.
"A small knife floats in the sky; to kill someone, first stab yourself in the waist."
"Brother Dao, avenge me and Egg Boy!"
"Arrange it!" The voice that came from the small wooden knife was still that of the young general, with his usual cheeky tone.
Then, with a whoosh, it went straight for Zhao Youliang's large kidney... Just as Zhao Youliang was about to close his eyes and "enjoy" it, the small wooden knife suddenly stopped in mid-air.
It turned out that they discovered Zhao Youliang's kidneys were already broken, and they were wondering if giving him another blow would make the kid scream and die on the spot.
After much deliberation, the little wooden knife abandoned its principles and plunged into the unsuspecting Liao Zhiyuan's kidney with a whoosh.
"ah!"
As screams rang out, the small wooden knife, gleaming with blood, slashed towards an empty spot.
Zhao Youliang panicked when he saw this: "Brother Dao, Brother Dao, you've stabbed the wrong spot!"
"Over there! Go and knock down the zombies, save Li Mao!"
"Could it be because it didn't prick my kidneys that it went astray?!"
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