Acai's work The Emperor's Phoenix: The Godly Doctor and the Abandoned Concubine ... Volume 1 037 Naibao said that he was really innocent
Doudou fought against Xuanxiao Palace, and ended up being defeated...
The 8,000 soldiers led by Doudou, without exception, all retreated covered in feces and urine, and the entire army stank.
"If I don't avenge this, I won't be called Ouyang Doudou." Doudou was so angry that he jumped again. Xuan Shaoqi picked his ears and pretended not to hear.
Doudou’s last name wasn’t Ouyang, so Doudou’s threat had no effect at all and Xuan Shaoqi didn’t take it seriously at all.
If you have the guts to talk big, why not be more practical and lead your men to charge forward and test the traps of the Xuanxiao Palace...
Doudou was defeated so miserably and humiliatingly that he naturally could not stand it and rushed to find Xuan Shaoqi for revenge. However, Xuan Shaoqi hid in Xuanxiao Palace and refused to come down. Even if Doudou wanted revenge, he couldn't find anyone.
"How about we just charge in and kill them?" Doudou was very friendly and he began to seek advice from his staff.
The staff also gave Doudou a face-saving blow: "General, let's not talk about whether our 8,000 people can attack Xuanxiao Palace, just tell me why we are fighting?"
"Can you guarantee that the Emperor won't punish you if you hit him like this?"
"If the casualties are too great, how will you explain it to the soldiers under you?"
"It's an important point, General. Are you sure we can win if we fight?"
…
The staff threw a series of questions at Doudou, which made him feel very frustrated: "I have to ask him not to."
"The general is wise." The staff did not forget to flatter him. Doudou glared at them unhappily and decisively drove them out.
At this time, those who prevent him from taking revenge are bad people.
But how can I take revenge?
Xuan Shaoqi hid in Xuanxiao Palace and came out. He couldn't hit anyone at all. This is not important. The important thing is that he couldn't hit Xuan Shaoqi...
what to do?
Doudou squatted on a chair, scratching his head and thinking for a long time but couldn't think of a good idea. Finally, he decided to write a letter to Zuo An for help. He believed that Zuo An would come to help him after knowing his tragic experience.
Of course, the reason why he went to Zuo An instead of others was because he didn't want to tell his master and Qing Chen about such an embarrassing matter. He would wait until he got his face back...
Doudou was unwilling to leave just like that, so he set up camp at the foot of Xuanxiao Palace Mountain. Because he had suffered a loss before, Doudou did not dare to take the initiative to attack. He now waited for Zuoan to come to help.
Half a month later, Zuo An finally arrived at the foot of Xuan Xiao Palace. The first thing he did was to take Dou Dou out of the barracks and throw him into a nearby forest, and then...
After beating up the useless Doudou, Zuo An turned back, leaving Doudou alone in the forest...
One day, two days... After three days, the generals in the army could no longer sit still and took the initiative to find Zuo An to ask: "Master Zuo, where is our general?"
"The small woods in front." Zuo An pointed coolly and stopped talking.
The generals looked over and found that the small forest was less than a hundred meters away from where they camped. Even though they had seen Doudou get lost before, could he really get so lost in such a short distance?
Is Zuo An lying to them?
But looking at Zuo An's expression, it didn't seem like he was lying to them.
The generals had no choice but to go into the forest to look for it, but they were dumbfounded when they looked for it...
It’s true that Doudou got lost in the woods, but he went in the wrong direction and got further and further away.
Fortunately, Doudou knew he didn't know the way, so he left marks along the way, but...
"We've been around the woods three times. Where did the general go?" The man who came to look for Doudou was really about to cry. He had never seen anyone so lost.
"Keep looking. If you can't find the general, you're all doomed." The old soldier who has followed Doudou all the way knows Doudou's character well and resigns himself to his fate and keeps looking.
This search took another two days.
Not to mention other people in the army, even Zuo An was surprised. He remembered that he didn't throw Doudou very far, nor did he hit him very hard. At least he still had the ability to protect himself.
"You guys go in and take a look too." Zuo An realized something was wrong and immediately led Doudou's personal soldiers into the woods to look for someone...
This time, Zuo An was completely embarrassed. It turned out that...
Doudou walked in the forest for a long time but couldn't find a way out. So he gave up and started searching around in the forest. As a result, he saw a nest of giant snake eggs.
Although snake eggs are delicious, they are definitely not easy to prepare, especially when they lay such large eggs, which means that the snake itself is not small, but...
Doudou, this foodie and idiot, was so fearless that he actually went to steal snake eggs. Stealing snake eggs would be fine, as long as you can run away after stealing them. But after this idiot stole the snake eggs, when he saw that no snakes came to chase him, he actually built a fire near the snake's nest and roasted the eggs.
You think the big snake can still let Doudou go if it comes back?
Although the snake is not poisonous, it is very strong. Not only can it swallow Doudou alive, it can also strangle Doudou to death...
Doudou was fighting a giant snake deep in the forest. Doudou was lucky because when he was about to be entangled by the snake, someone who was looking for him came over following the sound. Several people worked together to kill the snake...
"Zuo'an, look how powerful I am. I have encountered such a big snake. I haven't seen one in years." Doudou had no idea how worried others were during the days he was away. He couldn't help showing off when he saw Zuo'an.
Zuo An clenched his fists so tightly that his joints creaked. Thanks to his strong self-control, he did not kill Doudou with one punch.
This idiot really deserves a beating. He gets itchy hands when he sees Doudou.
"Have you... forgotten your identity?" Zuo An really didn't want to hit Doudou, but Doudou really deserved a beating...
Zuo An asked him a question, but he looked at Zuo An blankly: "What is your identity?" What did he do wrong?
Isn't it just killing a snake? Is it serious enough to use your identity as an excuse?
This thing is hopeless!
Bang... Zuo An finally couldn't hold back and punched Doudou in the nose, causing Doudou's nose to bleed.
"Zuo An, you hit me again, do you really think I can't beat you? I tell you, I'm just giving you face and I won't bother with you." Doudou curled up in pain, and only after his men reminded him did he cover his nose and look up at the sky.
His nose was sore and painful, and Doudou was so angry that he yelled, "Zuo'an, remember this, I'm not done with you, you actually hit me, no... you actually hit me again."
Doudou felt really wronged this time. He glared at his subordinates who stood motionless behind him and watched him being beaten. Doudou was furious: "You are dead men. Didn't you see that I was being beaten? Why don't you go and take him down quickly?"
"Uh..." The generals all looked up at the sky, indicating that they didn't see it.
"Laozi? Whose father are you?" Zuo An approached Doudou with his fists clenched, and Doudou retreated in fear...
"Zuo An, Zuo An, let's talk it out, let's talk it out. I was wrong, is that okay with me being wrong..." Zuo An was getting more and more violent. Could it be that Feng Jin had a quarrel with him recently?
"You know you're wrong but don't correct it. You deserve a lesson. The lesson Xuan Shaoqi gave you was not enough. He should have beaten you hard." Zuo An, who originally came to help Doudou, decisively gave up on Doudou after finding out the whole story.
Doudou was clearly at fault. Doudou provoked the other person first, and then couldn't beat him. Only Doudou would tell others about such a cowardly thing...
Doudou immediately quit when he heard this. Regardless of his nose still bleeding, he grabbed Zuo An and said, "Zuo An, who are you helping?" Why does it feel like you're here to help Xuan Shaoqi?
It is obvious that he is the one who suffers the loss and is wronged.
"I do want to help you, but you should give me a reason to help you." Zuo An sneered, but Dou Dou only heard the first half of his sentence: "Just help me. After thinking about this matter over and over again, I feel that apart from you, there is no one else who can help me."
"Really? Am I that important?"
Doudou nodded heavily, and his nosebleed spurted out again. Doudou cried "Ouch, ouch" and secretly glanced at Zuoan. He found that Zuoan still had no expression on his face. Doudou covered his nosebleed and quickly put forward his request.
"Zuo'an, let me tell you, you don't know how hateful Xuan Shaoqi is. You are the only one who can help me vent my anger about this matter." Doudou stopped the nosebleed with one hand and held Zuo'an with the other, for fear that Zuo'an would run away.
Zuo An glanced at his sleeves stained by Doudou and asked coldly, "How do you want me to help you?"
"How else can I help? Of course, I'll use your skills. You're the only one who can sneak into Xuanxiao Palace. I don't ask for much. Just make Xuan Shaoqi lose an arm or a leg. For Qingchen's sake, I don't want his life."
Doudou was quite generous in what he said, and Zuo An couldn't help sneering: "Do you know the price I paid?"
"What? You want money?" Doudou immediately let go of Zuo'an, jumped back two steps, and then accused Zuo'an with a sad face: "Zuo'an, what is our relationship? You did me a small favor, and you are embarrassed to ask for money? Do you deserve me?"
There has been no war recently and he is extremely poor. Where does he get the money?
"What's our relationship?" Zuo An coldly distanced himself from the matter, but Doudou was not that easy to deal with...
"Zuo An, you are so heartless and cold-blooded. After all, we grew up together as childhood sweethearts. How can you turn your back on me? Oh my God... My heart hurts so much."
Doudou is a good singer and composer. The general who was carrying the snake corpse behind him laughed so hard that he choked, and the snake corpse fell to the ground with a thud.
"What's going on?" Doudou's face changed immediately.
The general suppressed his laughter and said, "General, please continue. Don't worry about us."
The general and the left bank master are so sweet and childhood sweethearts, they are a perfect match, but...
Who of these two is the childhood sweetheart and who is the childhood sweetheart?
The general's eyes flickered between Zuo'an and Doudou, trying to read something from their faces. Unfortunately, Zuo'an had no expression on his face, and Doudou's face was covered in blood, so it was impossible to tell what they looked like...
What a pity!
Doudou glared at the general and continued to pester Zuo An. After Doudou's persistent persuasion, Zuo An had no choice but to agree to help him seek revenge on Xuan Shaoqi, but Zuo An had one condition: "Go back tomorrow."
The army is running around freely, is there any military discipline in Doudou's eyes?
"I came out on orders." Doudou said confidently.
"On whose orders?" Which idiot would let Doudou out? People like Doudou will be a disaster if they are released.
You have to know that Doudou can't be treated as a normal person except on the battlefield, otherwise you will be so angry that you will vomit blood.
"Military secrets must not be disclosed." Doudou fully demonstrated the character of a soldier at this time. Zuo An was too lazy to ask more questions. As long as Doudou was not leading the troops out for personal reasons and would not be punished, why would he care about Doudou?
The group came out of the forest, and the big snake became Doudou's medal of bravery. Everyone's snack tonight was grilled snake meat. As for snake eggs?
It had been secretly kept by Doudou a long time ago.
"Zuo'an, look at how big this snake egg is, right?" Doudou held a big snake egg in both hands, showing it off proudly.
“Why are there some left?” Weren’t they all eaten by Doudou?
"I left it here on purpose." Doudou's old face turned red, and Zuo'an looked relieved: This guy finally has a conscience. It's good to order him to do things, but he should remember to leave food for him, but...
Just as Zuo An reached out to take the snake egg, he heard Dou Dou say expectantly, "Zuo An, do you think Qing Chen will like it?"
Bang... Zuo An's heart was broken. Doudou was really heartless. He traveled thousands of miles, but was not as good as Qingchen who was far away in Jiangnan.
"Zuo An, do you think I should order someone to deliver it to Qingchen now, or should I wait until I'm done with my work and then deliver it to Qingchen myself?" He personally hoped it would be the latter, but he was so busy now that he had no time to get away.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Zuo An told himself not to be angry. It was not worth getting angry with a fool like Doudou.
Zuo An glanced at Doudou with a cold and noble look, turned around and walked out without saying a word...
He was afraid that he might fail and kill Doudou, which would then leave the group leaderless and cause trouble.
"What's wrong?" Doudou took a long time to react. He stared at the door curtain for a long time, and finally attributed Zuo'an's behavior to being mentally ill!
Doudou went out this time for both personal and official business, but he was almost done with his official business, and he also specially asked Feng Liyou for a job, in the name of protecting Naibao, and followed Naibao to break into the imperial mausoleum, but the result...
Doudou came, but Naibao left, which made Doudou very depressed. Feeling depressed, Doudou asked Feng Liyou to fight again, and he wanted to wipe out the remnants of the Three Kingdoms.
Because Feng Qingchen and the Ninth Prince left the capital, the remnants of various countries were ready to make a move. Doudou had killed a group of them before, and wanted to use his power for personal gain to accompany Naibao, but was tricked by Xuan Shaoqi.
Doudou was extremely angry, but he couldn't beat them, so he could only vent his anger on the remnants of the Three Kingdoms.
As for the baby that Doudou is thinking about so much?
They had already boarded the ship and set off. At this time, Naibao was staying in his room. After reading the route map, Naibao put the map close to his body and took out the letter that Doudou wrote to Xuan Shaoqi from his arms.
That’s right, the letter that Doudou wrote to Xuan Shaoqi was intercepted by Naibao, and Naibao naturally read the contents of the letter.
While no one was around, Naibao decisively destroyed the letter.
"Uncle Doudou, please don't blame me. I have no choice but to take you with me. I'm afraid we will get lost in the Imperial Mausoleum." Naibao said that he really didn't dislike Uncle Doudou, he just...
Doudou was very good at getting lost, and he really didn't want to look for Doudou everywhere in the imperial mausoleum, so he had to let Uncle Shaoqi take the blame...