A Cai's work The Emperor's Phoenix: The Godly Doctor and the Abandoned Concubine ... Volume 1 037 Throwing a Tantrum, Doudou Fights the Xuanxiao Palace

Boom boom boom…

The big bell of Xuanhuan Palace rang, and the disciples of Xuanxiao Palace immediately took action, entering a state of high alert, ready to sacrifice themselves at any time to protect Xuanxiao Palace.

The mechanism rumbled open, revealing its ferocious fangs and aura, telling Ouyang Doudou and those who were lurking in the dark and wanted to attack Xuanxiao Palace...

Xuanxiao Palace is not so easy to bully. Even if Ouyang Doudou brings a large army and wants to attack, he will have to pay the price in blood!

"Xuan Shaoqi, what the hell do you mean by this? Are you kidding me?"

Doudou stood at the foot of the mountain, watching the mechanisms of Xuanxiao Palace rumbling up, his face turned quite ugly.

Bastard Xuan Shaoqi, you played tricks on me, and I haven't settled the score with you yet, but you dared to set up a trap to attack me, it's so fucking infuriating.

Doudou was so angry that he took off his armor and started cursing again: "Xuan Shaoqi, you are not a human being. You didn't do what you promised me, and now you dare to use the machine to attack me. You are right."

"Damn it! I've been running for four days and three nights, my horse's legs are almost broken, and I finally made it to Xuanxiao Palace. What happened? I came up empty-handed again."

"Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, you didn't give birth to a son..."

Bang... A ball of yellow mud fell from the sky and hit Doudou's mouth.

"Puh, puh, puh..." The words that Doudou was about to say were smashed back by the yellow mud. He kept spitting out the mud. The personal soldier beside him immediately came forward with water to rinse Doudou's mouth.

"Ouyang Doudou, watch your mouth." Xuan Shaoqi stood on the observation deck, looking down at Ouyang Doudou, his brows unconsciously frowned.

So many people?

What did Ouyang Doudou want to do? Was he really going to demolish his Xuanxiao Palace?

"Bah... My mouth is still not clean? What is clean? Xuan Shaoqi, let me tell you, I have given you enough face. If Qingchen didn't know you, I would have led the troops to raze Xuanxiao Palace to the ground."

"You are so arrogant! Just with just a few of you, you want to raze my Xuanxiao Palace to the ground? Doudou, do you want to try it?" Xuan Shaoqi was not nervous at all. When Doudou mentioned Qingchen, it meant that he would not really do it.

"Fuck your uncle Doudou. I've told you so many times, don't call me Doudou anymore. Call me General Ouyang. Did you hear me?" Doudou was so angry that he jumped up and down.

More than ten years have passed, and Doudou is still the same, or it can be said that Doudou is even more irritable than before. It is common for him to fight over a disagreement.

"You are full of foul language, does Qingchen know that?" Xuan Shaoqi had a headache.

Ouyang Doudou is a child who never grows up. After so many years, he hasn't changed at all.

"What are you talking about? I'm a master, and that's how a master should talk. Qingchen won't care about me." Doudou looked very proud, and almost forgot his purpose: "No, Xuan Shaoqi, you old bastard, don't try to change the subject."

"Why did I change the subject?" Xuan Shaoqi was also dissatisfied. What did he do to make Ouyang Doudou call him an old bastard in front of so many people?

"You said you didn't change the subject. Aren't you just afraid that I would cause trouble, so you avoided the subject?" Doudou was proud after saying the last sentence.

You dare to say that I am full of vulgar language, but I can also be elegant...

"Do you know how to use words? What does it mean to talk about something else? What did I say?" Xuan Shaoqi was so angry that he didn't know how he had offended Doudou.

"You're still saying no, go ahead and pretend." Doudou was so angry that he threw the sword in his hand to the ground, tilted his neck and pointed at Xuan Shaoqi: "Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, you didn't do what you promised me, and you're still pretending here."

"What did I promise you?" Xuan Shaoqi felt aggrieved. He had been extremely busy lately and had no time to care about Doudou.

"You, you, you..." Doudou pointed at Xuan Shaoqi, his fingers shaking uncontrollably.

He was angry, he was really very angry. Xuan Shaoqi was a good-for-nothing. Not only did he make him make a wasted trip, but now he still refused to admit it.

"Xuan Shaoqi, you bastard, you clearly promised me that you would help me keep Naibao. I said I would go with Naibao, but what happened? I finally got here, but Naibao left. You didn't even help me keep him. Do you think you are still a piece of shit?" Doudou became angrier and angrier, and finally sat on the ground, groaning in anger...

"What are you talking about?" Xuan Shaoqi was confused and had no idea what Doudou was talking about.

"Look, if you don't admit it now, are you a man?" Doudou jumped up again, and Xuan Shaoqi was stunned. Doudou is already old, but still so jumpy?

Looking at the soldiers behind him, they looked completely used to it, so it was obvious that Doudou must have always been like this.

Xuan Shaoqi was really worried about Doudou's soldiers, but what he had to worry about now was himself: "What did I admit? I don't know anything about what you said. When did I agree to help you keep your baby?"

Xuan Shaoqi had a puzzled look on his face, not understanding what Doudou was talking about. Doudou smiled as if it was just as he expected, and said with disdain, "Look, look... I said you wouldn't admit it, and you really don't admit it."

Doudou snorted arrogantly: "Xuan Shaoqi, I look down on you."

"Ouyang Doudou, when you speak, provide evidence and stop throwing dirty water. If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will kill you." Xuan Shaoqi was also furious. He had no idea what was going on. As soon as he arrived, he was scolded by Doudou and was dizzy. No matter how good his temper was, he couldn't help it.

"Kill me? What? Are you going to kill me to silence me?" Doudou stretched his neck forward, full of provocation. Xuan Shaoqi was so angry that he moved his fingers slightly, and a leaf flew over and cut directly through Doudou's neck...

Doudou was startled and quickly dodged, but it was too late...

The leaf scratched Doudou's neck, leaving a bloody mark.

Doudou reached out and touched it, and his face immediately darkened: "Xuan Shaoqi, are you serious?"

"You've come to my door to curse me, how can I not do it for real?" Xuan Shaoqi was calm and composed. After all, he stood in a high position, so he was not afraid of Doudou getting angry.

No matter how angry Doudou gets, he can never get to the sky.

"You, you, you are shameless. Not only did you deceive my feelings, but now you are going to hit me. I won't live anymore." Xuan Shaoqi was too far away, and Doudou couldn't reach him at all. What should he do if he couldn't hit him?

Throw a tantrum.

Doudou picked up a handful of stones and threw them at Xuan Shaoqi, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not hit Xuan Shaoqi because Xuan Shaoqi was standing too high and too far away.

Xuan Shaoqi looked at Doudou as if he were a clown, while the soldiers behind Doudou covered their faces, wishing they had never seen Doudou.

Such a disgraceful fellow is not their general, and they don't want to have anything to do with such a general.

It would be fine if they were so out of touch in the military camp, but now they have brought shame upon themselves outside and they are too embarrassed to see anyone.

No orders were needed. With a swish, the tens of thousands of people brought by Doudou retreated in unison, keeping a distance from Doudou and pretending that they were not in the same group with Doudou.

"Brothers, you are really nice." Doudou didn't understand the feelings of the soldiers at all. He thanked them with a grateful face, and then...

Take a few steps back.

The personal soldiers retreated, which gave Doudou more space to maneuver. Doudou didn't believe that he couldn't deal with Xuan Shaoqi in this way.

"Xuan Shaoqi, if I don't knock you down today, my last name won't be Ouyang!"

Doudou gritted his teeth and spoke arrogantly, but...

Would Xuan Shaoqi be afraid that Ouyang Doudou would say harsh words to me?

Especially such immature and harsh words, it would be a miracle if Xuan Shaoqi was afraid.

Xuan Shaoqi said slowly, "Doudou, I remember your last name is not Ouyang, but Fengli, right? Is it necessary to swear that your last name is not Ouyang? Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?"

"When did my last name stop being Ouyang? Qingchen said that as long as I'm happy, I can be Ouyang Doudou for the rest of my life." Doudou looked proud.

How nice it is to be Ouyang Doudou, he can do whatever he wants. If he changes his name to Fengli Doudou, he will have to work hard for the Fengli clan like Fengliyou, and it may not end well.

Look at how good Qingchen is to him, be jealous, be envious...

Humph... this is something Xuan Shaoqi can only envy, jealousy and hate.

Xuan Shaoqi was both angry and amused: "I don't care what name you want to call me. Anyway... I don't care why you are here. Take the army away immediately. You are not welcome in Xuanxiao Palace."

"Don't welcome me? If Naibao wasn't here, do you think I was willing to come? It's such a shabby place, and you're the only one who would take his treasure." Doudou refused to admit it. He was quite envious of Xuan Shaoqi's place. What a good place it was, easy to defend and difficult to attack. It was simply a place that military strategists must fight for.

"Nanny... Rongrui has left, you can go away." Xuan Shaoqi remembered Wang Jinling's reminder not to call Naibao by his nickname in front of his subjects, and immediately changed his words.

"It's all your fault. If you hadn't been so weak, I wouldn't have been unable to catch up. Now that Naibao is gone, tell me how you're going to compensate me." Doudou still didn't stop and continued to throw stones at Xuan Shaoqi.

Doudou was treating Xuan Shaoqi like a bird, jumping up and down continuously, trying his best to knock Xuan Shaoqi down. However, Xuan Shaoqi was standing too high, and the stone that Doudou threw at him could not only not hit the corner of his clothes, but could only fly past Xuan Shaoqi's feet.

But Doudou was not discouraged, and would continue to fight even if he couldn't beat him...

Xuan Shaoqi had lost his temper after being tormented by him: "Ouyang Doudou, I'll tell you again, I really didn't receive the letter you mentioned, and I didn't know anything about you asking me to help you keep His Highness. You'd better leave right now, and I'll pretend nothing happened, otherwise..."

"Otherwise, what do you want?" Doudou stopped throwing stones, straightened his body and asked, "If I don't move forward, no matter how powerful the traps in your Xuanxiao Palace are, they can't do anything to me."

Speaking of this, Doudou couldn't help but feel proud.

Qingchen praised him as a natural born general, which was absolutely true, he was a genius!

"Ouyang Doudou, are you forcing me to take action?" Xuan Shaoqi said that even a clay man has a temper, and Ouyang Doudou is really annoying.

He finally understood why Zuo An wanted to beat this guy to death.

It’s really not easy for Zuo’an to tolerate Doudou for so many years.

"Take action? Okay... If you have the guts, come down and fight me. Do you think I'm afraid of you?" Doudou dreamed of tricking Xuan Shaoqi down and then giving him a good beating to vent his anger.

After four days and three nights, his thighs were all worn out.

He finally didn't get lost and arrived on time, but Naibao left a night earlier than him. If Doudou wasn't angry, he wouldn't be Ouyang Doudou...

"You asked for it, so don't be rude to me. Someone come..." Xuan Shaoqi sneered and immediately gave the order for the people from Xuanxiao Palace to take action.

"I'm afraid of you." Doudou got excited when he heard that. He threw away the stone in his hand, picked up the armor on the ground, put it on, and quickly jumped on the horse...

Xuan Shaoqi was fortunate enough to see the ruffian transform into a general in an instant.

The gap... is really huge, especially when Doudou puts on the helmet to cover his stupid face, he becomes a murderous general, without any stupid temperament at all.

Sitting on the warhorse, Doudou waved his sword and ordered: "Form a formation and defend!"

Yes, now Xuanxiao Palace is mainly attacking, and Doudou is mainly on defense.

Well, Doudou will not admit that he brought so many people here because he wanted to borrow the formation of Xuanxiao Palace to train his soldiers.

Shh, you must not let Xuan Shaoqi know about this, he might cry...

Doudou was full of fighting spirit, and his soldiers were well prepared. They immediately set up a defensive formation, hoping to fight this most difficult mechanism in the world, but...

Before they could even start, they were caught off guard by the people from Xuanxiao Palace. They stood there in a daze, not knowing how to fight back...

“Bang… bang!”

Big bags came down from above, smashing towards Doudou and the others. They landed on the shields and exploded instantly, and then... the feces and urine inside flew out and splashed on the people's shields and clothes.

This is not the worst. The worst is those little shit bags. Eight out of ten will fall on your head, explode, and rain down on you...

A foul smell instantly spread among Doudou's soldiers. These veterans had experienced many battles, but this was the first time they had encountered such a situation. They didn't know what to do.

"Will..." As soon as he opened his mouth, feces and urine splashed in, and the stench made people feel sick.

vomit……

There were a lot of people bending over and vomiting. At this time, Doudou behaved very well. He didn't move at all, but just stared at Xuan Shaoqi fiercely, as if he wanted to cut Xuan Shaoqi into pieces.

"Xuan, Shao, Qi!" Doudou was very angry.

Didn't he just want to use Xuan Shaoqi's machine to train his troops? Was he really so stingy?

"Don't be angry, General Ouyang. It's just a small gift. It won't cause any harm. Don't worry, General Ouyang." Xuan Shaoqi laughed so hard that he almost laughed.

He would not admit that he was so bad, he was just borrowing Naibao's idea.

Ahem... You guessed it right. These poop and urine bombs were used by Naibao to train Zhai Xiaoming and the others. He even said that it was for the good of the six of them, because...

These feces and urine bombs won't hurt them at all, and they can also leave a deep impression on them and teach them a lesson, which is really killing three birds with one stone...

Xuan Shaoqi didn't think anything of it before, but now he wholeheartedly praised it. Naibao's idea was really great. If Ouyang Doudou didn't learn a lesson this time, he would write the three words "Xuan Shaoqi" backwards, and avoid Ouyang Doudou whenever he saw her in the future...