The Entire Villainous Family Can Hear My Thoughts and Now Just Eats Melon Seeds Together
Alternative Title: 全家反派讀我心聲，集體擺爛吃瓜
Author: 傅衣淩
Status: Completed
Chapter: 177 chapter
Added: 2024-12-26
Updated: 2024-12-26
Category:ComedyFamily DramaFor FemaleSlice of LifeSupernatural
Melon-Eating System + Hilarious Plot + Whole Family Mind-Reading Shenanigans
At 20 years old, Su An’an suddenly acquires a "Melon-Eating System" and discovers her world is part of a book—and her entire family are villains.
Su An’an: "Wait... my family are villains?"
At the same time, the Su family members gain the ability to hear her thoughts.
Villains? Us? Impossible! We’re all law-abiding, upstanding citizens!
Thus begins their journey of abandoning villainy to simply... eat melons (a Chinese slang term for spectating drama).
At a family gathering:
Su An’an: "What?! Old Master Shen is secretly involved with his housekeeper? But isn’t he almost 80?!"
The Su family collectively turns to Old Master Shen and his housekeeper with newfound respect in their eyes: "Still going strong at his age—impressive!"
At a banquet:
Su An’an: "That cold and aloof CEO actually suffers from hemorrhoids? And he’s even applied ointment before coming here?"
The Su family watches the CEO with meaningful gazes: "Ah, so appearances can be deceiving! That explains his awkward posture. Look—he just scratched his butt discreetly!"
After the banquet, the Su family unanimously shortens their bathroom breaks to avoid hemorrhoids.
In the business world:
Father Su hears a new piece of gossip: "The refined and dignified 40-year-old business partner secretly enjoys cross-dressing and role-playing with his wife!"
Father Su, imagining the scene, lowers his head and mutters to himself: "Now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to face him professionally anymore?"
With a life filled with endless gossip, the Su family finds sheer joy in eating melons daily. As for being villains?
"Whoever wants to be a villain can go ahead—we’re too busy enjoying ourselves!"
Tags: Comedy, Supernatural, Slice of Life, Family Bonding, Mind-Reading, System, No CP (No Romance).
Key Message: Sometimes, letting go of expectations and finding joy in the little things can make life unexpectedly delightful.
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Chapters
Chapter 1 What! My whole family is a villain! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 2: The driver’s secret, driving their luxury car to cheat people! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 3 Su Anan prepared anti-wolf spray for Su Jingyan. Men also need to protect themselves! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 4: Su's father's gossip, he doesn't like your brother, he likes your father (2024-12-26)
Chapter 5 Why are the men in their family so attractive to men! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 6 Tang Zhe makes a move in the middle of the night, Su Jingyan runs down the mountain (2024-12-26)
Chapter 7: What the hell is intoxication! Your brother is almost choking to death! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 8 New melon! Brother’s wife is the most fragrant (2024-12-26)
Chapter 9 The man and woman who harmed their family appeared (2024-12-26)
Chapter 10: After leaving the monastery, I only have two pieces of meat to eat (2024-12-26)
Chapter 11 Brother and sister banquet flashes, Su Jingyan moves in a serpentine manner (2024-12-26)
Chapter 12 Lu Siheng can also read minds (2024-12-26)
Chapter 13 The cause of Lu Siheng’s death, Su Anan: Was he wearing pants when he died? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 14 Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng dance 'Tango' (2024-12-26)
Chapter 15 Su Anan: Try not to let him die naked in the toilet! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 16 Tang Zhe's Viciousness, Sacrificing Su An'an (2024-12-26)
Chapter 17 Su Anan was kicked out of the house (2024-12-26)
Chapter 18 The hero and heroine broke up! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 19: Homosexual, right? Then arrange a blind date for him! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 20 Tang Family Big Melon, Butler Double Plug (2024-12-26)
Chapter 21: Eating melons with family! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 22 Tang Family Drama, Caught in Bed, Live Broadcast by the System (2024-12-26)
Chapter 23 The Tang Family Became a Laughing Stock in the Upper Class Circle (2024-12-26)
Chapter 24: Passerby's melon, scumbag man and scumbag woman deceived rich girl (2024-12-26)
Chapter 25: Evil Hearts of the Virgin (2024-12-26)
Chapter 26 The system forces Su Anan to eat a bull whip, and Lu Siheng sees it (2024-12-26)
Chapter 27 System: Your stomach is protruding, do you want to press it back? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 28 System: Someone is urinating and defecating in front, flush it! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 29: Taking my brother on a trip! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 30 A madman raised in an abnormal family (2024-12-26)
Chapter 31 Su Anan: My parents and brother all have people they like, but I don’t~ (2024-12-26)
Chapter 32 Brother, I didn’t expect that there are people of the opposite sex who like you (2024-12-26)
Chapter 34 The Domineering CEO with Hemorrhoids (2024-12-26)
Chapter 35 Joining the Lu Family as the Tang Family's Eldest Daughter (2024-12-26)
Chapter 36 Su Anan: I was actually just a part of their play! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 37: The Tang Family Couple Competes for the Housekeeper’s Favor (2024-12-26)
Chapter 39 Does my brother feel like going to the toilet? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 40 Lu Siheng comes to the Su family, Xue Qian visits his fellow patient Su Jingyan (2024-12-26)
Chapter 41 Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 42 Su Anan: Ahhhhh, I’m going to get beriberi on my head! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 43 Su Anan: Where is the pot lid? Chef: It’s in your hand as a shield! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 44 Tang Zhe and Jiang Yan join Ji Yunyang Variety Show (2024-12-26)
Chapter 45 Brother! Sheet mask! You can never be compared to Tang Zhe in terms of looks! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 46 The purpose of the loud speaker at the door of Su Anan, Su Jingyan, the poisonous beauty (2024-12-26)
Chapter 47: Su's father was sent a woman, Su Anan led the audience to watch! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 48 The Su brothers and sisters are keen on eating melons about their father! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 49: Every evil man will be punished by his own evil. The child in the woman's belly is not Liu Jin's (2024-12-26)
Chapter 50 Liu Jin's fate, Jiang Yan flaunts wealth (2024-12-26)
Chapter 51 Su Jingyan: What kind of monsters are these! Who said these guests have good personalities! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 52: Favoring married women, a chaotic variety show! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 53 The relationship between the Duan siblings and the Wei couple (2024-12-26)
Chapter 54 The Su brothers and sisters looked left and right, eating the melons with great joy! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 55 Su Anan: Am I picky about food? Didn’t you say before that I eat everything without leaving any leftovers? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 56 My dear husband is still here, these two people are too tactless (2024-12-26)
Chapter 57: Is the fun you have so exciting? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 58 Duan Xuan and Shu Jingxin were photographed by paparazzi (2024-12-26)
Chapter 59: Shu Jingxin and Duan Xuan's affair exposed, the Su brothers and sisters are watching (2024-12-26)
Chapter 60 Two pairs of siblings, one pair is a pair of melon eaters (2024-12-26)
Chapter 61: Tang Zhe was kicked in the vitals by Jiang Yan (2024-12-26)
Chapter 62 The pair of big eyes at the back started eating melons again (2024-12-26)
Chapter 63 Wei Lidong and Duan Xuan's Dangerous Moment (2024-12-26)
Chapter 64: The Virgin Mary’s approach: Using morality to demand others but not to restrain oneself (2024-12-26)
Chapter 65: Eat melon, the big melon at the next table! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 66: The Pot Comes from Heaven While You're at Home (2024-12-26)
Chapter 67 The fate of the scumbag and the bitch, the system perfectly broadcasts (2024-12-26)
Chapter 68 I'm tired of seeing your abdominal muscles (2024-12-26)
Chapter 69: A warrior who catches water with his bare hands! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 70 A chaotic party, Xue Qian's catastrophe (2024-12-26)
Chapter 71 Xue Qian was set up, Su Jingyan convinced Xue Qian (2024-12-26)
Chapter 72 Is this a movie shoot? How can it be so exciting? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 73: Changing impression of Jiang Yan (2024-12-26)
Chapter 75 The mistress, pay me back! You can cheat on my feelings but not my money! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 76 Duan Xin's sponsors abandoned her (2024-12-26)
Chapter 77 Father Su: I don’t want to go to work anymore. Can you bring your work to the show? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 78 The True Face of the Charming Uncle (2024-12-26)
Chapter 80 Su Anan: Lu Siheng likes my brother, right? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 81 Let my brother start a harem here! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 82 Brother Lives Like a Father (2024-12-26)
Chapter 83 Su Anan: Why don’t I go to film a movie? System: Do you want to show us your facial features? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 84: Brother and sister eating melons (2024-12-26)
Chapter 87 System: Tang Zhe drank the spiked drink and told your brother to be careful when he sleeps (2024-12-26)
Chapter 88: Tang Zhe's drug effects kick in, he reveals his true feelings to the audience, his character collapses (2024-12-26)
Chapter 89 Everyone knows Tang Zhe's feelings for Su Jingyan (2024-12-26)
Chapter 90: On the eve of Tang Zhe's fall, Duan Xin was arrested (2024-12-26)
Chapter 91 Su Anan: You said that director is a woman! And she is pregnant! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 92 The evil green director takes a fancy to Su Jingyan, Su An'an protects his brother (2024-12-26)
Chapter 93 Su Jingyan: The weather is cold, let that ugly director go in! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 94: The gossip was exposed in the middle of the night, and netizens were shocked (2024-12-26)
Chapter 95 Wei Lidong is a drama tyrant, and his magic novel exploits the second male lead (2024-12-26)
Chapter 96 The male protagonist of the drama has become a superman (2024-12-26)
Chapter 97 Wei Lidong was caught red-handed for stealing food (2024-12-26)
Chapter 98 Wei Lidong was recognized, and the crew ate melons together (2024-12-26)
Chapter 99: The Su brothers and sisters intervene, and the big melon continues (2024-12-26)
Chapter 100 Su Anan, a living being with piercing eyes and golden pupils! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 101 Another admirer of Su Jingyan, a lawless and crazy woman! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 102 Jian Le: I love you, but this doesn’t affect me being with other men! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 103: New Big News, New Female Secretary (2024-12-26)
Chapter 104 Li Mo drugs Xue Qian and takes the blame (2024-12-26)
Chapter 105 Is the hero starting to go the stupid route? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 106 Lu Siheng slaps Ji Yunyang on the butt (2024-12-26)
Chapter 107 Are you looking for a wife for me? You are obviously looking for a wife for yourself! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 108 System: Damn, you shameless thing! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 109: Unlucky Xue Qian is targeted by Jian Le (2024-12-26)
Chapter 110 Jian Le is diagnosed with AIDS, and doctors suffer (2024-12-26)
Chapter 111 Su Anan wears a trash can on her head and holds a toilet plunger in her hand, and is forced to be crowned (2024-12-26)
Chapter 112 Ji Yunyang: Cousin! Why did you come here without clothes on? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 113 Su Jingyan was poisoned because of someone else (2024-12-26)
Chapter 114 Ji Yunyang never returns from the path of letting go (2024-12-26)
Chapter 115 Hua Qin's favorite person is Mr. Xue (2024-12-26)
Chapter 116 System: This woman wants to get both father and son! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 116: Bring your family to eat melons (2024-12-26)
Chapter 117 Tang Zhe's new substitute, the cousin of the Su brothers and sisters (2024-12-26)
Chapter 118 Could it be that my grandpa cheated on me? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 119 Rushing into the Men's Restroom to Grab the Toilet Plug (2024-12-26)
Chapter 120 Otherwise, I'll call you the Toilet Plug Hero (2024-12-26)
Chapter 121 Cousin, let’s arrange work shifts from now on, with each person taking a turn for one week! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 122 Stay away from that guy, he is poisonous! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 123 Isn’t bad breath and smelly feet scary? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 124 The unfortunate and miserable Ji Yunyang (2024-12-26)
Chapter 125: The Su Family's Parents Enthusiasticly Eating Their Own Child's Melon (2024-12-26)
Chapter 126 Su Jingyan: A big pot falling from the sky! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 127 Shameless Secretary, Indiscriminate Parents (2024-12-26)
Chapter 128 I have never seen such a shameless secretary (2024-12-26)
Chapter 129 The biggest hater is actually a psychopath (2024-12-26)
Chapter 130: One is more perverted than the other (2024-12-26)
Chapter 131 The male lead has a problem (2024-12-26)
Chapter 132 If you look at me again, I’ll dig out your eyes! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 133: Everything about the Su family is about emotional issues (2024-12-26)
Chapter 134 This is a fool (2024-12-26)
Chapter 135 System: I want to learn your brother’s art of speaking! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 136 I can't tolerate any grain of sand in my eyes (2024-12-26)
Chapter 137 Criminal Nemesis Su Anan! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 138 Lu Siheng's Little Thoughts (2024-12-26)
Chapter 139 A family that exploded! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 140 Are you sure our world is a romance novel and not a BL novel? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 141 Xue Qian suffers from hemorrhoid attack at Su's house (2024-12-26)
Chapter 142: Stop hanging around, you two. Why are you acting so cocky just out for a meal? (2024-12-26)
Chapter 143 Su Jingyuan Goes Crazy While Drunk (2024-12-26)
Chapter 144 Su Jingyuan: Ahhh! My image as a steady brother is ruined! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 145 Lu Siyuan values women over his brother! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 146: When he goes to the toilet, you also watch over him, so he won’t die (2024-12-26)
Chapter 147 Exciting Revenge (2024-12-26)
Chapter 148 Big Melon, Chaotic Family Relationships (2024-12-26)
Chapter 149: Huang Hun Ye and Sun Lian (2024-12-26)
Chapter 150 The Xu Family Collapses (2024-12-26)
Chapter 151 The Xu and Xie families collapsed (2024-12-26)
Chapter 152 Regret Just After Getting Married (2024-12-26)
Chapter 153 The whole family is trying to match Su Anan and Lu Siheng (2024-12-26)
Chapter 154 Su Jingyan's Sorrow (2024-12-26)
Chapter 155 The relationship is truly established! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 156: Love Fades (2024-12-26)
Chapter 157 Two Brothers' Surveillance (2024-12-26)
Chapter 158: The God-man actually talked the psychologist to pieces (2024-12-26)
Chapter 159 Love Notebook (2024-12-26)
Chapter 160: Let me be your light bulb! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 161 Married to a pair of twin brothers (2024-12-26)
Chapter 162 Su Jingyan Bullies Lu Siheng (2024-12-26)
Chapter 163 Cousins CP (2024-12-26)
Chapter 164 A big mess of four people’s CPs! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 165 Li Brothers Shura Field (2024-12-26)
Chapter 166 The couple open up in private! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 167 I'm not here to be a cook! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 168 Variety show ends, engagement party (2024-12-26)
Chapter 169 The System Wants to Find a Body (2024-12-26)
Chapter 170 Confession Bureau (2024-12-26)
Chapter 171 System Thoughts (2024-12-26)
Chapter 172 System, Su Jingle (2024-12-26)
Chapter 173 I want to fall in love too! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 174: A man who can cook gets extra points (2024-12-26)
Chapter 175 The Wedding of the Century! (2024-12-26)
Chapter 176 The Finale! (2024-12-26)