Chapter 41 Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids!



Chapter 41 Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids!

As soon as Xue Qian entered the room, he saw Lu Siheng, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

No! Why is Lu Siheng here? When did he become so close to the Su family?

The three men looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense and awkward.

Su Anan left the battlefield in small steps: [Hurry up, hurry up, the smell of gunpowder is already rising, don't let innocent people get hurt. ]

Su Jingyan grabbed Su Anan who was trying to escape, then looked at her with a fake smile and said, "Where are you going? Stay here! You are not allowed to go anywhere."

Su Anan looked around, trying to find someone who could save her. System: [Don't look anymore. No one can save you. Who told you to open the door so quickly? I didn't have time to stop you just now because you rushed over.]

Su Anan collapsed and said: [My actions were faster than my brain, so I can only blame Xue Qian who suddenly came to visit! ]

Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng: ...You are quite good at flipping the wok.

Xue Qian looked at the brother and sister, then looked at Lu Siheng who was standing next to them. Suddenly he didn't know whether he should take out the medicine.

After all, these medicines are not ordinary medicines, and I don’t know whether Lu Siheng knows that Su Jingyan has hemorrhoids.

But the relationship between the two is so close that they can even come to visit at home, so their relationship must be very good.

Xue Qian put the pile of things in his hand on the table, and then said attentively: "Come and see, come and see, I brought you this medicine specially! It is absolutely effective! You can see how energetic I am now and know how effective this medicine is."

Su Jingyan said expressionlessly: "No, I don't need it."

Xue Qian thought he was embarrassed and said that, so he continued to persuade him: "Hey, it's not a big deal, just pay a little attention, don't feel embarrassed and avoid seeing a doctor."

Lu Siheng coughed lightly and tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth.

Su Anan stood aside with her head lowered, her eyes darting around.

System: [Why doesn't Xue Qian believe your brother's words? Does he think that everyone in the world has hemorrhoids just because he has hemorrhoids?]

Su Anan: [I don’t know about this either. I don’t know why he misunderstood that my brother had hemorrhoids. My brother was so afraid of hemorrhoids that he even shortened the time he spent going to the toilet. The other day I saw him farting while running to the toilet. The smell was so intoxicating!]

Lu Siheng: Poof! What should I do? I can’t hold it anymore! Su Jingyan ran to the toilet while farting. This scene came out all of a sudden. What should I do?

He glanced at Su Jingyan's face out of the corner of his eye. It was surprising that this man could be so embarrassed.

When Su Jingyan listened to Su Anan's thoughts, he felt so angry that he almost exploded at this little girl.

What does it mean to run to the toilet while farting? It was because she made a mess that day that he got an upset stomach!

Su Jingyan took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart. Don't be angry, don't be angry, the guests are still here.

Xue Qian was still constantly promoting the medicine he brought to Su Jingyan, as if Su Jingyan would suffer a huge loss if he didn't use it.

Su Jingyan walked up to Xue Qian and said in a low voice with gritted teeth: "I said I don't have hemorrhoids!"

Xue Qian shook his head firmly: "I don't believe it unless you let me check it."

Su Jingyan: ...Oh my God! Can a thunderbolt strike this man to death?

Su Anan and Lu Siheng were almost going crazy with joy in the back. Even though the two men spoke in low voices just now, they could still hear it clearly.

Especially Xue Qian, he told Su Jingyan very seriously that he wanted to check.

Lu Siheng turned his head slightly and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his hands. He hadn't been so happy for a long time. It turned out that it was so happy to see other people laughing.

It's a little difficult to hold back laughter here, after all, holding back laughter is a very difficult thing.

Su Anan suddenly felt a little sorry for her brother. Why were all his friends so unreliable?

Su Anan: [Do you think my brother has a conflict with men? That pervert Tang Zhe likes him, and now Xue Qian also wants to see his butt. How can he be so charming? ]

Lu Siheng:!!! Tang Zhe likes Su Jingyan!

No wonder Su Jingyan and Tang Zhe have become estranged during this period. These two seemed to have grown up together. It is indeed very uncomfortable to be coveted by brothers who grew up together.

From this perspective, Tang Zhe's strange behaviors can be understood.

He got together with Jiang Yan and wanted Jiang Yan to get close to Su Anan. It is estimated that his ultimate goal is Su Jingyan.

Also during this period, he suddenly said that he recognized Jiang Yan as his sworn sister. Originally, they all thought that these two people were together and were a couple, but he suddenly did this.

I guess he was afraid that Su Jingyan would misunderstand him.

No wonder! Now a lot of things make sense!

Lu Siheng looked at Su Jingyan not far away, with a hint of pity in his eyes.

Su Anan looked at Lu Siheng next to her and thought that this man's eyes were a bit strange. Why did he look at her brother with such strange eyes? Could he be another person who was bewitched by her brother?

Su Anan: [Tongzi! Hurry up and take a look at what Lu Siheng's eyes mean. Why is he looking at my brother with such clingy eyes? Could it be that he likes my brother too?]

The more Su Anan thought about it, the more she felt that this was possible. After all, her brother's charm was extraordinary.

Su Jingyan's heart skipped a beat, and then his butt shrank. What on earth is wrong with these men? There are so many women in the world! Why do they have to fall for him?

Lu Siheng was almost choked by his own saliva.

No, how come this girl has such a wild imagination!

System: [No way, I didn't find that he likes your brother, so don't let your imagination run wild. How can you judge someone's sexual orientation based on just a glance?]

Su Anan: Then who do you think he likes? He can’t be a widower like my brother.

A widower from mother's widowhood, the corners of Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng's mouth twitched, they were really speechless about this girl.

But the system didn't know how to answer this question, because the book didn't say who Lu Siheng liked, and the system didn't find that he had much interaction with that girl.

Xue Qian was still arguing with Su Jingyan. After all, Su Jingyan was a rare fellow patient of his.

Su Jingyan was forced into a corner by him and directly took out the report of his last physical examination. The last physical examination was indeed a comprehensive physical examination, covering both internal medicine and surgery.

"Come on, come on, do you really have to let me show you the evidence so you know I don't have hemorrhoids? Come and see!"

He had already said that he no longer had hemorrhoids, but this person insisted on not giving in.

Xue Qian read the medical report carefully. Damn! There really was nothing! So he was the only one with hemorrhoids now?

It was originally a secret that belonged to him alone, but now it was known by three people, one of whom was a girl!

Xue Qian stared blankly at Su Anan in the corner. Su Anan waved at him awkwardly, "Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids."

The three men looked at her at the same time. Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng had shocked eyes, while Xue Qian had a hurt look.

Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng: You did it on purpose, girl! You poked at the wound on purpose!

Su Anan reacted immediately after seeing this. Oh no, her brain just short-circuited!

"No, no, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean that! I just didn't react immediately!"

Su Anan quickly bowed and apologized, with an expression on her face that looked like she was about to cry.

It’s all because of this mouth. How could I suddenly blurt out “Hemorrhoid Brother”?

System: [Ah! What a brain you have.]


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