Chapter 72 Clingy: You Don't Care About Our Fifteenth Child at All...
When it was fully light outside, Bitao finally managed to coax Wei Danxin to sleep.
I had only slept for the time it takes to drink a cup of tea when I dreamed that I was carrying a huge stove on my back, and I was roasted until I was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the aroma of pig's trotters was wafting out!
Bitao was awakened by the smell of her own burnt peach.
When Bitao woke up, she was soaked in sweat, and the "big furnace" from her dream was now pressed tightly against her back, completely sealing her off, its hot breath spraying onto her sweat-covered neck, while she slept soundly.
Bitao: "..." She tried to struggle, but the arms around her waist and below her neck tightened even more.
Bitao was a little troubled.
He's already feeling troubled after just completely swindling someone; he's a complete scoundrel.
But Bitao only knew that Mingguang longed for intimacy, but she didn't know that when he completely let down his guard and took another person into his heart, he would be so clingy.
She's too clingy.
It was a kind of clinginess that Bitao had never imagined before.
It's only natural that the two of them would be captivated by their first experience of love last night.
Bitao was prepared for a "decisive battle" that would last until dawn.
But in reality, the two didn't fight hundreds of rounds. Including the first one, which doesn't count as one, they only fought twice more after that and then stopped.
Wei Danxin did not pester Bitao to vent her frustrations endlessly. Even after stopping, she could remain calm and indifferent to her own suffering, pointing straight to the sky all night.
If Bitao's voice got even slightly louder, he would assume she was injured and would stop abruptly, even getting out of bed to pour her water.
Bitao said "I'm fine" countless times, but Wei Danxin had his own set of judgments, mainly based on the fact that he had been too beastly when he drank the Heavenly Grade Flowing Elixir. He had promised Bitao that he would not do that again, and he would never repeat the same mistake.
Therefore, for the rest of the time until dawn, the two of them stayed close together, talking, hugging, and kissing.
Wei Danxin spoke softly and gently to the two of them, and they snuggled together under the covers, their affection far surpassing any passion she felt for physical intimacy.
After it's over, he will need a long, endless period of tender comfort.
Once Bitao indicated that she wanted to stop sleeping, Wei Danxin would roll to the other side of the bed with her back to Bitao, like a big bird throwing a tantrum.
The two were covered by a single blanket, with a gap between them large enough to create a star realm.
Bitao could only pull the person back and keep sticking to them, then try to find other topics to talk about.
If Mingguang regains his memory, the two of them can reminisce about the past, but the memories between Bitao and Wei Danxin are really very limited.
By the end, Bitao's mouth was dry and she was so thirsty that she drank water. After drinking a lot, she swayed as if she were pregnant.
Why did she fill her stomach with tea on her wedding night? She should have filled it with something else!
In the end, there was really nothing more to say. Bitao touched her belly, which was full of water, and began to imagine how many children the two of them could have.
When it came time to think about what to name her thirteenth child, Bitao simply couldn't come up with anything.
She then covered her mouth with her tongue and buried it in Wei Danxin's heart, keeping herself too busy to care about anything else.
I've been craving this peach for so long. Although I was a little unsatisfied last night, being a happy baby nursing was a uniquely blissful experience.
Finally, Wei Danxin, with a strange expression, grabbed Bitao by the back of the neck and forcibly removed her, finally letting go: "It's swollen, you... go to sleep."
Bitao closed her eyes contentedly. But even in her sleep, Wei Danxin refused to be separated from Bitao for even a moment, like a large "evil spirit" possessing her, clinging tightly to her body.
With great effort, Bitao finally managed to "escape" from Wei Danxin's embrace, using a pillow as a substitute for her, like a wriggling worm.
She sat on the edge of the bed, looking down at him, a smile unconsciously curving her lips. Her peach blossom eyes traced his sleeping face, and she thought to herself that although it was a little troublesome, it was a sweet kind of trouble.
After getting dressed, Bitao covered Wei Danxin with the blanket, and with light steps, humming a tuneless melody, went to the canteen to get breakfast for the two of them.
Last night, because it was determined that the two had engaged in "reproduction," the silver gull, which had stopped spinning after the two entered the inner room, finally resumed spinning.
"Aaaaaaah! There must have been a malfunction with Yinhanggu last night! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it!"
"Believe it or not... Immortal Mingguang is still sleeping from exhaustion, while Immortal Bitao is moving with incredible speed, isn't that right?"
"I don't know what to say, so I'm going to go and confess my feelings to the immortal I have a crush on. If the Peach Blossom Immortal can do it, why can't I?!"
"Aa ...
"What happened in the lower realm doesn't count, does it? After all, this is the tribulation of separation from loved ones, encountering those we hate, and not getting what we want. How can things that happen during tribulations be considered real?"
"Actually, the Oath Stone is fine. They are not considered people of this world and are not subject to its constraints. But Mingguang Xuanxian personally called his wife last night, which means he has completely acknowledged their relationship."
"Hahahaha, our Peach has finally gotten her wish! I have to open a jar of 200-year-old wine to celebrate!"
"Two hundred years is still considered old wine? Come to me, I have two thousand years of aged wine!"
Congratulations! Congratulations to this beautiful couple on their marriage! May you grow old together and have a baby soon!
"Very well, very well, where there's a will, there's a way! Fairy Bitao is teaching me that there's nothing in this world that can't be done!"
"No, are people still fixated on the Oath Stone and the word 'wife'? They're already husband and wife in fact!"
"I didn't see what happened! I'm definitely not going to admit it! Yin Hangu, you know what I mean, right?"
"Yin Han Gu, stop being so malicious. Is there anything that my esteemed immortal status cannot see?"
"Mingguang Xuanxian...I'm afraid he'll go crazy when he regains his memories."
"I'll just wait and see what Mingguang Xuanxian does when she regains her memories!"
“Jingjing is here, what should we do? Whether Mingguang Xuanxian recovers or not, things are already beyond repair!”
"TaoTao is amazing, hahaha!"
...
Zhu Ming was currently on the Six Imperial Platforms of Chongxiao, questioning several immortals about the immortals involved in the incident.
Today, the questioners are the Queen Mother of the West and the Xuanwu incarnation, who has just been restored to his original celestial position.
Zhu Ming, looking at the shrunken silver net hidden in his sleeve, discovered that Bi Tao had indeed won over Ming Guang, and he was completely convinced of her abilities.
Mingguang Xuanxian's marriage was promised to the Ancient Immortal Clan from the moment he was born. Seeing that there was no hope for Bingjing, the Ancient Immortal Clan must have secretly sought out other alternative female immortals.
Once Mingguang ascends to the celestial realm, Guitian will bring up the marriage proposal.
Bitao's intervention was not only unexpected but also successful. Most importantly, Mingguang's actions were entirely voluntary, not coerced.
This isn't just messing with Mingguang Xuanxian; it's riding high on the heads of the entire ancient immortal clan, swaggering around in a show of power.
The three generals from Lei Doubing who came to participate in the questioning at this moment all had faces covered in frost and heads covered in dark clouds.
Bitao alone stirred up wave after wave of trouble throughout the Nine Heavens. Since the incident, the Earth Official of Pardon has sentenced 273 people to be stripped of their immortal positions and demoted from their star realms.
These are those who hold celestial positions; those without are all swarming around in the prison palace.
Bitao had been stuck there so many times, and this time it was finally the turn of those immortals who had mocked her to experience what it meant to be a prisoner.
Zhu Ming saw Bi Tao beaming with joy, carrying a food box and strutting along the road, plucking flowers and picking grass, as if she had finally gotten what she wanted, and she couldn't suppress the smile on her face.
The Eastern King Duke beside him transmitted a message to him: "Take off that smile. Anyone who doesn't know better would think you've slept with Mingguang."
Zhu Ming quickly held his breath and focused his mind, when he heard one of the five successors of the Thunder Emperors—the current Thunder Emperor of the Eastern Thunderclap Sect—speak from diagonally opposite him.
He sat there, lightning crackling around him, exuding a powerful aura, his voice booming like a bell.
He questioned Xuanjia, who stood below the high platform: "As the Northern Black Tortoise Star God, it is your duty to supervise the star gods under your jurisdiction. Now, in the competition of the Wei Yue Yan Star God, there are cheaters in the star realm. How dare you say that you were completely unaware of it?!"
The Xuanjia, who had been urgently summoned back, slowly began to speak: "I...and...she...are not familiar...I don't know...ah..."
Another god of the Six Ding and Six Jia of the Ministry of War beside this Thunder Emperor—the current Jia Shen God—clearly shared his views and immediately chimed in, "Outrageous! As the incarnation of Xuanwu, how can you not clearly distinguish your responsibilities at the first moment of returning to your proper star position and allow such collusion between superiors and subordinates to occur? If this continues for a long time, it will become a serious problem. How will this end?"
One of the Five Star Lords of the Dipper Division, a descendant of the Central Town Star Earth Virtue True Lord, chimed in: "The cheating for the immortal position should have been discovered as soon as he descended to the mortal realm. That Peach Blossom Immortal may not be innocent either. When we investigated our subordinates and tracked the competition for the immortal position, we found that the Peach Blossom Immortal clearly crushed an Ice Wheel Seal when he descended to the mortal realm."
Jia Shen said angrily, "The evil spirits interfered with the sealing of the Thunder Pattern Spell Seal, she was the first to cheat! You were at the entrance at the time, even if you were not familiar with your subordinate Wei Yueyan, you should have sensed it! This is dereliction of duty!"
Despite being questioned in turn by the three stern-faced generals, Xuanjia's expression remained unchanged.
Since he couldn't look at all three people at once, he only looked at Jia Shen Shen and slowly said, "Oh... my cultivation... is... low... I can't... sense... the evil spirits... If... otherwise... you... would... be... the... Northern... Black Tortoise?"
The god Jia Shen was so choked that he almost fell backward. He felt that this god who was the incarnation of Xuanwu was really presumptuous, and that he was so self-righteous for dereliction of duty.
He quickly looked up at the Immortal Emperor at the very top of the platform, but the Immortal Emperor Qingming had his eyes closed and seemed not to have heard him.
The Eastern Azure Emperor's incarnation, who was also a "decorative figure" beside him, had his eyes open, but was clearly in a state of spiritual separation.
Then look at the three officials who can make decisions... Heaven, Earth, and Water. The Heavenly Official turned his head and looked around, while the Water Official looked at the Heavenly Official.
The local official was looking at everyone, but he usually pardoned and judged people, so now he was just asking questions.
Jia Shen looked again at the Eastern King Duke, whose head was floating in mid-air... and then quietly looked at the Western Queen Mother, the one he was questioning, and a feeling of sorrow welled up in his chest.
The celestial realm is now in turmoil because of the inaction of these high-ranking immortals.
On such an important occasion, not even the Heavenly Dao of the Myriad Realms came. Who can then judge the faults of these two?
If this continues, the entire celestial realm may be on its last legs.
The ancient immortals originally intended to target Xuanjia, knowing that this Xuanwu incarnation god had a close relationship with the Bitao Immortal. They probably sensed something amiss during the teleportation, but deliberately helped the Bitao Immortal conceal it.
No matter how much they questioned him, this incarnation of Xuanwu remained silent and slow, which was particularly infuriating.
If the questions are too harsh, the person in charge should resign from their position as the Northern Black Tortoise Star God and let the more capable ones take over...
The Queen Mother of the West rules over the entire Kunlun Mountains and the Nine Heavens Immortals. Even the Heavenly Dao of all realms, who can open their eyes and speak, does not come, and no one dares to offend her.
Ultimately, the questioning yielded no results.
After the generals of each department dispersed, the Eastern King Duke said to the Western Queen Mother in a sarcastic tone, "You should really manage those pretty boys under your command. What's the use of them all day long, all neck-pulling like fighting cocks? Did they spend their time on Mount Kunlun practicing nailing coffins?"
"If you can't afford to live, then die! Cheating, hahaha... You really can see anything if you live long enough!"
The Queen Mother of the West rested her hand on the sword at her left waist, her back straight, just like the Kunlun sword cultivators under her command.
She clenched her teeth so hard that the veins on her forehead bulged, almost distorting her beautiful face.
If the Eastern King Duke dared to offend her, the Western Queen Mother would kick his head like a ball.
But now it is indeed her subordinates who have cheated on the celestial positions. The face of the Queen Mother of the West, which no one has dared to touch for thousands of years, has been torn off and stomped on several times.
The goddess, standing proudly atop the Kunlun Snow Mountain, could only swallow her anger, grit her teeth, and leave the Chongxiao Six Imperial Platforms in silence with a gloomy face.
Dongwanggong followed Zhu Ming back to the Jade Bone Palace. As soon as they entered, he urged Zhu Ming to quickly open the Silver Han Net.
"Quick! Let me see our Peach."
The Eastern King Duke was so intelligent and perceptive that he naturally understood that if Bitao wanted to curry favor with the Western Queen Mother, she might be able to easily let go of those two immortal positions in Kunlun without leaving a trace.
The reason for bringing these two people out and making the Queen Mother of the West lose face was to vent his anger.
How many years has this resentment been simmering in the heart of the Eastern King Duke? The Western Queen Mother has always been one step ahead of him, spreading all sorts of rumors and sarcasm, and at one point even publicized the nickname his deceased mother used to call him, making it known to everyone in the Nine Heavens.
Seeing his mortal enemy's submissive demeanor, Dong Wanggong felt an immense sense of satisfaction.
He already had a good impression of Bitao, and now he directly regarded her as his junior.
He has lived for so long that even in Penglai under his command, there are no real "juniors" left.
Zhu Ming shuddered with disgust upon hearing the Eastern King Duke address Bitao in that way.
But since the Eastern King Duke was his superior, Zhu Ming could only suppress his disgust and open the Silver Net used to track Bi Tao.
On the silver net, Bitao and Wei Danxin were both wearing only their undergarments, seemingly preparing to go to bed.
The flow of time differs between the heavens and the mortal realm. In the time it takes for the immortals to exchange a few words and return to the Jade Bone Palace, the sky in the mortal realm will be dark again.
At this moment, Bitao and Wei Danxin were sitting facing each other, drinking tea.
This morning, when Bitao went to the canteen to get her food, she also took a detour back to Tianshui Courtyard. She intended to comfort her mother and express her gratitude for her mother's helpfulness.
Without Le Junya, she wouldn't have been able to solidify her marital relationship with Mingguang so quickly.
Little did anyone know that the Daoist Master Yue Junya was not at Tianshui Courtyard at all; he had only left a note on the table for Bitao.
"Senior brother, these are the words my mother left for me. I forgot to show them to you before..."
The two of them stayed together all day after breakfast, not going out. They didn't actually engage in any sexual activity during the day, but they did everything else except for sexual activity.
Bitao was so busy sucking in the bathroom that she forgot about the note.
Wei Danxin took the note, glanced at it, and nodded in confirmation: "I have seen the marriage compatibility chart of my father and the Taoist priest, and this is indeed the Taoist priest's handwriting."
Bitao: "Bu Er Dao Ren? You still call my mother Bu Er Dao Ren? My mother will probably be angry if she hears that!"
Wei Danxin: "..." His ears burned.
Not to mention calling Bu Er Dao Ren "mother," Wei Danxin even breathed a sigh of relief after reading the note, because he didn't dare to see Bu Er Dao Ren at all.
The wedding preparations had already begun, yet he disregarded propriety and shame, allowing his junior sister to stay overnight and consummating their marriage ahead of schedule. He was truly ashamed.
The note said that the Taoist Master Bu Er was going to find his junior sister's father and would return soon.
Bitao found it strange that Yue Junya had suddenly left.
Bitao did not find any memory of Le Junya mentioning Le Qingyao's biological father in Le Qingyao's memory.
Le Junya gave birth to and raised the child alone, and never mentioned it in all these years. Why would she suddenly want to go find that man?
Wei Danxin clearly noticed Bitao's confusion and reached out to cover Bitao's hand on the table: "I suppose..."
He still couldn't bring himself to call out "Mother".
Wei Danxin never called anyone "mother" because his mother died before he could remember.
Wei Danxin said, "I suppose your mother went to see your father at this time because she wanted him to attend our wedding."
“You are not very old. Although more than ten years have passed since your mother met your father, your father should still be alive.”
"When parents arrange a marriage, how can they not be present?"
Although Bitao still felt something was wrong, she couldn't think of any other reason why Le Junya had suddenly left.
However, as a cultivator at the Earthly Realm Extreme Rank, and the most powerful fire spirit for suppressing evil spirits, he doesn't need anyone to worry about him no matter where he goes.
Bitao grasped Wei Danxin's hand and squeezed it.
Wei Danxin pinched her again.
Bitao pinched it back.
As the two of them continued to knead, Wei Danxin's golden eyes slowly became tinged with red, a symbol of desire.
He suddenly stood up from beside the table and walked over to Bitao.
He reached out and cupped Bitao under both armpits, lifted her up, supported her bottom, and picked her up with one hand like he was holding a child!
Bitao pressed down on Wei Danxin's head: "...Hey!"
What kind of hugging is that?!
Mingguang always does things in ways that surprise Bitao. Yesterday, on the first occasion, he made Bitao laugh so hard she almost burst out laughing.
Today, I carried Bitao to the inner room, but I still didn't throw her onto the bed.
Instead, he held her and sat on the edge of the bed, kissing and caressing her face to face.
Then, just as Bitao thought he was going to turn off the ever-burning lamp in the room and shyly huddled under the covers before proceeding to the next step, he infused his palm with golden spirit and placed it on Bitao's back.
The golden spirit raged, its spiritual light transforming into spiritual blades that pierced through Bi Tao's skin and flesh, instantly shredding all the clothes that had possessed her.
The tattered cloth, like autumn leaves, swirled and fell to the ground.
Bitao stared in astonishment as Wei Danxin picked her up and stood up.
Once he picked her up, he never put her down again.
Bitao clung to his shoulders and back, enduring extreme torment, and followed him to every corner of the house.
After each stop, Wei Danxin would do some routine tasks.
For example, he would drink tea when he walked to the table, and splash water when he went to the washroom.
When he walks into the quiet room used for cultivation, he might even pick up his sword and perform a few sword flourishes with one hand.
If Bitao hadn't stopped him, he would have even wanted to hold her in one arm and perform a sword routine on the spot.
The peach blossoms clung to him, and his peach-blossom eyes trembled and contracted repeatedly due to shock and excitement.
Bitao rarely felt ashamed in her life, but the situation before her was really beyond her expectations. She was embarrassed, but mainly nervous, her toes were even pointing upwards.
She knew Wei Danxin was incredibly strong, but wouldn't being juggled on one arm for so long really knock her to the ground?
Wherever Wei Danxin went, he would say to her, "I've been thinking since last night, how wonderful it would be if I could be with you no matter what I do?"
"This feels really good."
Bitao: "..." I'm not doing so well, senior brother!
It's fine to be with her no matter what you do, but to be involved with her in everything you do is a bit too much!
Yesterday he was a pure and innocent young man who couldn't even get into the capital, how did he... suddenly learn such torturous methods?!
Bitao tried to find a mischievous glint in Wei Danxin's eyes, but his expression was open and honest. He held Bitao close, his golden eyes warm and clear, clearly enjoying her affection.
So he really came up with this method based on his clinginess.
What could she say?
Some people never cross the line in their entire lives.
But if one truly steps into the Thunder Pool, one can instantly master it, freely stirring up lightning and water, creating raging waves, and unleashing a deluge of thunder and rain.
Bitao and Wei Danxin sat next to the bookshelf and "read" books for a long time.
Wei Danxin even had a serious expression as he selected some suitable wood spirit cultivation techniques to teach Bitao.
The books on the bookshelf fell like rain, and Bitao, having not learned a single word of the technique, was left red-faced and dizzy from being hit by the books.
Later... the teapot and teacups on the table also got tired of living and jumped off the table to commit suicide one after another.
The room was a mess. Finally, Bitao, wrapped in a quilt, watched Wei Danxin tidy up the room, her face flushed with a rosy glow.
“Give the bookshelf a good wipe,” Bitao said.
Wei Danxin had long, flowing hair, only wearing an outer robe, which he casually tied up with a hair tie. The front of the robe, like Guanghan's, was almost open to his pubic bone. As he moved, it was like a fishhook that pulled Bitao's gaze to follow him.
It looks exactly like seduction.
He exuded the languid comfort of a lion after a hearty meal, along with the opposite gentleness and diligence.
He stirred the bookshelf with his long, slender fingers, took a rag, carefully wiped the bookshelf, picked up the books that had fallen to the ground, and pushed the violently shaking and shifting bookshelf back.
Bitao rested her elbows on her knees, leaned forward to support her burning, still-flushed cheeks, and said, "This table is no longer usable..."
How will she eat at this table again?
Bitao's mind was indeed full of "human filth"; she knew everything, and it was something she was born knowing.
But it was her first time experiencing this, and no matter how well she imagined it, she still couldn't face it when it became reality.
Especially those who do these things are simply following their hearts, wanting to be "together" with her in everything they do.
He had no malicious intent whatsoever, and his self-righteousness caught Bitao off guard.
"Hmm... Don't just wipe the table, wipe the chair next to it too..."
"And that stone screen."
"Beside the incense burner..."
"Wipe the entire windowsill next to the window."
"On the door."
"And your sword."
As Bitao spoke, she couldn't help but recall certain corresponding scenes.
Bitao rubbed her face one last time and said, "How about we wipe the whole floor?"
Wei Danxin stopped and rinsed the cloth in her hand again.
He walked over to Bitao, bent down, and kissed her.
He said with an honest expression, "I didn't block it with my hands later, and the ground wasn't soaked with water, was it?"
Bitao: "..."
For the first time ever, she blushed with embarrassment.
She rolled herself up in the blanket, lay down with a thud, and stuffed her head inside as well.
The "swish, swish, swish" sound continued inside the room; Wei Danxin was truly hardworking and capable.
The capable and hardworking Golden Crow, after tidying up the house and washing up, pulled back Bitao's blanket and said methodically, "Two more times."
Bitao was almost asleep: "...What?"
Wei Danxin's high nose bridge brushed against Bitao's nose bridge, and he said with certainty, "Three times a day, this best conforms to the law of yin and yang alternation and continuous generation."
Bitao: "..." I don't believe you! You've been spouting nonsense since you were little to achieve your goals!
The first time he pulled Bitao, who was still a tiny peach branch person, into bed, he came up with a whole bunch of excuses, such as danger and protecting her.
They're absolutely adorable.
Bitao happily reached out, hooked her arm around Wei Danxin's neck, and kissed his lips.
After midnight, Bitao understood what it meant to envy only the mandarin ducks, not the immortals.
Feeling ethereal, as if floating on clouds, intoxicated, utterly captivated… these are not enough to describe her satisfaction at this moment.
After a quick wash, Bitao fell asleep immediately.
As soon as she drifted off to sleep, Wei Danxin shook her awake.
"Let's think about what to name the thirteenth child?"
Bitao: "..."
She forgot that, compared to matters between men and women, Wei Danxin preferred and craved the lingering warmth afterward.
Even though Bitao was very sleepy, she mustered her energy and began to think of a name for their thirteenth child.
"Let's call him... Marquis Never Sleeps."
Bitao just wants a bowl of strong tea to wake herself up.
The golden crow fed her, and she also had to comfort the golden crow.
However, she only slept for the time it takes to drink a cup of tea in two nights. She doesn't have the all-powerful abilities of a celestial being; she's only slightly stronger than a mortal now.
When she thought about the fifteenth child, Bitao wanted to kill one of the previous fourteen so that the name could be passed on...
Bitao had no idea how she finally fell asleep.
All she knew was that when she woke up the next day, Wei Danxin had already gotten up first and ignored her, starting to throw a tantrum.
Bitao brought back lunch, but Wei Danxin didn't eat any of it.
Wei Danxin put her robe back on, the collar of which overlapped to her throat. The golden crow painted by Bitao on it had its neck held high, and she had regained her lofty and unapproachable demeanor, like a pine tree in the cold frost.
Wei Danxin's face was cold and frosty. Pointing to the door, she said, "You can leave now. What were you doing here during the day?"
“You have nothing to say to me, and you don’t care about our fifteenth child at all.”
"Anyway, you're only with me for that reason."
"Come back tonight. I'll give it to you."
Bitao: "..."
"My husband... my good husband..."
Bitao, both amused and exasperated, hugged Wei Danxin's neck and shook her repeatedly: "I have something to say, I have so much to say to you, of course I care about our fifteenth child!"
"I've even thought of a name for our fifteenth child."
"I swear, okay? I promise I won't go to sleep first after I finish this next time!"
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