The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love 222 Ch

The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love

上岸第一劍,先捅意中人

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2025-12-03
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The synopsis: 【Main text completed! All extra chapters are bonus chapters!】

Bitao was the most notorious character in the entire Immortal Capital. Her sole focus was the Immortal Emperor's youngest son, naively dreaming of a swan eating the flesh of a dragon. She never touched him, yet she was imprisoned in the immortal jail over three hundred times.

So, upon her release once again, Bitao finally cornered Mingguang Heavenly Immortal and directly asked: "What exactly will it take for you to be with me?"

Mingguang Heavenly Immortal merely wanted to extricate himself and casually replied: "...When you become a Profound Immortal."

There are hundreds of thousands of divine positions in the Immortal Capital, with fewer than a hundred Profound Immortals among them. For her, a mere wild immortal spirit condensed from the Bitao Immortal Tree, aspiring to reach the Profound Immortal rank was a pipe dream.

Bitao pondered for a moment: "...Alright."

Coincidentally, the second-generation immortals had uneven aptitudes and precarious immortal statuses. The Heavenly and Underworld Realms jointly organized an Immortal Selection Competition to select important public officials for both realms, to aid in the smooth operation of the myriad realms.

Bitao registered amidst the mockery of the entire Immortal Capital and headed to the Star Realm to participate in the Immortal Selection Competition. However, because her immortal essence was so pitifully low, when she was led into the first lower-realm competition arena—she lost her memory due to the unbearable transmission shock.

The second-generation immortals, who still retained their memories, watched as she thrived in the lower realm, employing all sorts of tricks. Not only did she take a divergent path and charge ahead, but in order to win, she also impaled Mingguang Heavenly Immortal, who was competing with her for first place, with her sword...

Synopsis written on 2023.4.10, screenshots have been taken.

Reading Guide:

An amnesiac love-brained protagonist goes on a killing spree!!!

The background involves research + fiction + a completely fictional world.

This is an ensemble story, essentially about a group of darlings honing themselves into gods (Heavenly Realm civil service exams). Love, family, and friendship are all present.

Immortal realm ranks from high to low (from "Yunjí Qīqiān`Daoist Three Caves Sects Records` `Tai Zhen Ke`"): High Immortal, Supreme Immortal, Grand Immortal, Profound Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, Divine Immortal, Spirit Immortal, Ultimate Immortal.

Content Tags: Rising to prominence, time travel, satisfying revenge, leveling up, overcoming obstacles, lighthearted.

Bitao, Mingguang, and many others!

One-sentence synopsis: The first sword upon landing, first stab at the one I love.

Concept: A smile meets the Penglai Road, worldly affections are like dust.


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Chapters


Chapter 1: Several prominent celestial beings were caught red-handed swimming naked in a group. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 2: What's the difference between throwing a flirty glance and pouring rice into a rat hole...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 3 How could that be! It wasn't his first time there! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 4 is about her! But she's good-looking! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 5 Waiting for you to become a Mystic Immortal, oh my, the Immortal Capital has hundreds of thousands of Immortal Positions... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 6: A Hundred Years in a Glance - I've Come to Take Your Dog's Life! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 7: Three conditions. She's the one with plenty of strength and resources… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 8: Even altering the sleeves doesn't work; should we cut them off...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 9 Hello Little Red, Goodbye Little Red! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 10 Thunderous Companionship "Bitao! Look at the Silver River Net!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 11 Competition Rules In the blink of an eye, the Immortal Selection Competition began... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 12 Ice Mirror Immortal: "Shouldn't rivals be especially hostile when they meet...?" (2025-12-03)
Chapter 13 "Peach Blossom!" It's the perfect time to be reborn as a human! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 14 The Heavenly Soul is Damaged The Ghost King is "Father". (2025-12-03)
Chapter 15 Sigh! Sigh! Sigh! She's still a complete... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 16: A single dot of vermilion-like crimson caused the faces of all the immortals to suddenly change... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 17: Selling herself, she said she was a prodigy sent from heaven! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 18 Handover and "Inspection" "Hey! Guys, I'm here!..." (2025-12-03)
Chapter 19 She came to the right place. A man, barely clothed—... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 20: He doesn't remember, he doesn't know. He's even unafraid of death now… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 21 She? Likes? Who? Oh, my darling, you finally… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 22 This melon is perfectly ripe. "Call me by my name!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 23 "Itch" In a moment of extreme crisis, Bitao had a flash of inspiration! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 24 "Epilepsy" Yin Han Gu exploded. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 25 "Total Destruction" - He's almost dead! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 26 Peach Branch Figurines and Thunder Pattern Spells Dissipate (2025-12-03)
Chapter 27 Little Peach Branch, do you want to drink peach juice? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 28 The Debt Collector! Where's my seal? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 29 Here, I'll compensate you first! "Goodbye!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 30 "To Be an Immortal": To establish a moral compass for Heaven and Earth, and a destiny for the people. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 31 Brothers, We Only Do Good Deeds (2025-12-03)
Chapter 32 Meeting "Prince Rong'an" Bitao's expression was one of utter misery... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 33 "Starting My Taste of Food" Help me keep an eye on someone. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 34 Building a Shrine to the Living: Seeing the words is like meeting in person; opening the letter brings a smile to one's face. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 35 Three years have passed, I am on my way, and will arrive soon. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 36 A Surge in Faith Power – It's been a long time since we've seen the Celestial Immortal Mingguang. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 37 A sword piercing the heart... just because of this. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 38 Returning to Heaven and Beating Up Binglun (2025-12-03)
Chapter 39 The Dharma Form Has Been Achieved, the Koi Carp Returns to Heaven (2025-12-03)
Chapter 40 He's Back. Zhu Ming Was Framed. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 41: The only way to build something new is to break down the old. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 42 Public Judgment: Your dress today is really beautiful. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 43 Xuanjia Returns to Heaven, Xuanwu Incarnates as a God (2025-12-03)
Chapter 44 You have utterly disregarded all human ethics! Our relationship has always been based on love… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 45 The Palace of All Living Beings, Emerald Tai Chi (2025-12-03)
Chapter 46 Second Round Competition Rules She was tightly embraced from behind! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 47 "Absolutely None!" The second round of the competition begins! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 48: Lovers End Up as Siblings – Is This a Love Triangle or a Love Quadrangle...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 49 They all need a truly exhilarating experience of "wanting but not getting..." (2025-12-03)
Chapter 50 Like a lamb entering a tiger's den, but using this as an excuse to get him drunk was also true. ... (2025-12-03)

Chapter 51 Mingguang finished. "I like it, isn't that enough?"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 52 He actually cried during the high fever. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 53 Boiling Frog in Slow Water: The First Young Lady (2025-12-03)
Chapter 54 The Big Bird Leaning Against Her – She's Already Got It (2025-12-03)
Chapter 55 The Ice Mirror of the Heart-Questioning Pavilion, Zhan Kui (2025-12-03)
Chapter 56 Holding Hands, Bitao was practically being worn down by him. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 57 "The Fox Spirit" - A Relative Climbing into Bed with a Seductive Ghost (2025-12-03)
Chapter 58 The Soul-Scattering Talisman, having just gained access to human emotions and love, already suffers the pain of love... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 59 The kiss felt like something soft and wet touched my cheek... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 60 Peach Blossom Slays Evil - Array Activated! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 61 Falling into a Dream: The Body of a Child (2025-12-03)
Chapter 62 Breaking Through the Realm: Silly boy, you're kind-hearted; consider yourself lucky. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 63 The Yin-Yang Union: Little Beauty, Where Are You Going? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 64 The Golden Crow who caught her on the spot is really easy to coax. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 65 But those who stand in my way shall die! With the death of the immortal, all ceases… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 66 Feeding the Ghost with Her Body She opened her arms with her crippled, demonic form... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 67 The Evil Demon is Subdued, Silently uttering two words—"Grandma." ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 68 Two Fathers, I can't wait to marry you. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 69 I love you. Could I... move in together first? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 70 "Giving" Wedding Vows (2025-12-03)
Chapter 71 No... Junior Sister, you're amazing! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 72 Clingy: You Don't Care About Our Fifteenth Child at All... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 73 *Suckling* I kissed a shooting star. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 74 The Ancestor of the Mysterious Sect in the Netherworld. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 75 Let him watch! Let him see for himself... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 76 Talking to Father Next spring, your senior brother will give it to you again… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 77 This is too much of a coincidence. I don't think the meteor is that mysterious... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 78 "Hound" Hunting: What Kind of Dog Am I Best Fit to Be? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 79 Oh no, it looks like a double suicide. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 80 The Ice Wheel Celestial Immortal is so pitiful, he's finished... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 81 It's over. The lightning-patterned seal that Mingguang used to seal the past has broken. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 82 I'm so angry I could vomit blood, I'm just that bad to begin with. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 83 Little Peach Branch, Entering the Tiger's Den, Are You Afraid I'll Kill You? Hmm? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 84 What exactly do you want? He stuffed Bitao's mouth shut... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 85 Yun Chuan regains his memories and dies, but it's just the beginning of their next encounter... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 86 Kang Ping'an: Immortals and Ghosts, Different Paths. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 87 Sweetness She deliberately didn't go back. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 88 "Tao Tao" Alliance. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 89 I didn't say I wouldn't get married! I said I didn't want to. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 90 I'm going to walk the bird, Peach, come quick, it's Wei Dan... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 91 Upon seeing her father, she vowed to single-handedly challenge the Xuanmen Patriarch... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 92 is ruined. "We? Do you mean you and Wei Danxin?!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 93 The "Turtle" is in the Trap; Those Who Want to Marry the Fairy of Peach Blossoms Can Find a Way Out... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 94 The Heart-Protecting Bone of the Xuanmen Ancestor. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 95 The divine form manifests that he is "Wei Danxin," but he also... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 96 But you gave up! Did he do something wrong?! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 97 In the competition, there is no second place. Peach, please, stop… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 98 The Bridge of Reincarnation Continues! As long as even a fraction of sincerity remains, what is there to worry about... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 99 In the vast palace, only she remained as an ordinary second master… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 100: Good Causes, Good Effects shattered his heart meridians, turning him into a mortal. ... (2025-12-03)

Chapter 101 "Old Monk" - Golden Wheel Living Buddha (2025-12-03)
Chapter 102 The Soul Shaper knelt obediently in the snow for an entire night. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 103: Mingguang's Departure Was All a Scheme, Without a Trace of Emotion. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 104 Returning to Heaven, Proving One's Position, Seizing the Crown, Guanghan Yunchuan, Bitao Returns to Heaven (2025-12-03)
Chapter 105 is about the Mystic Immortal Rank! The second round of the competition is over!!!... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 106 I can prove "You bastard!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 107 The Great Battle of the Immortals turned them into each other's puppets. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 108: They've come looking for her? What am I going to do...? I don't want to live anymore. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 109 Honey-filled! I don't believe anything. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 110 Recruitment by Various Departments "Your dress is beautiful today."... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 111 Punishing the Sinful Immortals, and He, the True Ruler. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 112 "Favoritism" Then let's each rely on our own abilities! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 113 Night Tour of Fengdu, Run! It's a pervert! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 114 The Wandering Daoist Mingguang Buer Daoist Enters Reincarnation. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 115 "Drunken Together" "I know, you love me."... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 116 Teleportation Initiated! He used the tip of his shoe to hook Bitao's chin. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 117 Fake Mingguang "Do you like...this face of mine?"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 118 – Dongjun. Bitao felt a tingling sensation at the back of her head. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 119 Counterattack: Pretending Not to Know. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 120 Intimidation and Subjugation Had he seen her before? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 121 What's your name? And you kicked his butt! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 122 The Ascension Ceremony "Watch". (2025-12-03)
Chapter 123 A face in Luofan City that looks exactly like Dongjun! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 124 What kind of monster is this? What a self-deluded fool! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 125 The Five Yin Blazes Down a Sun (2025-12-03)
Chapter 126 Kill! Kill! Kill! Little Peach Branch, don't be afraid. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 127 Antidote: Did you drug me? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 128 I am your little peach branch brother, Mingguang! Come out! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 129 Creating the Immortal Throne: She was my destined one! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 130 Embracing "He's talking nonsense!" (2025-12-03)
Chapter 131 proves Little Sugar Cake, eat Sugar Cake. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 132 Cipher: What are you yelling about when you have nothing better to do? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 133 Dong Jun is confident this time, having made a fortune without any investment. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 134 You Go Save People, I Promise to Go, and I'll Break Up with Mingguang. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 135 Bitao is doomed. What exactly did you do to her? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 136 You're trying to exploit a loophole again? How could you possibly use the luck of the Koi Fairy...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 137 The Power of Little Sweet Beans: Mingguang, don't you dare to coax Dongjun to death! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 138 What are you laughing at? What exactly did you offer my brother...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 139 Why? You've fallen deeply in love with Guanghan. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 140 The Cold Shoulder Plan Was Arrived Riding on His Own Brother. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 141 A Dream Come True What are you talking about? What happened to my brother?! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 142. Tangdou Dongjun rushed back to the ship like a madman. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 143 Little Peach Branch, you've gone mad! The rest of you, form ranks with me! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 144 Give me—Kill! Justice is clear, the cause is justified, no… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 145 His brother is pitifully small; what kind of woman did he offend...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 146 Without Ascension, Where is the Bright Light Any Life? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 147 She miscalculated again: Do you also want to use your looks to please her? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 148 Don't even think about it! "My good husband... I was wrong..." (2025-12-03)
Chapter 149 Cleaning up the mess and going shopping together. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 150 Waaaaah, he's going to kidnap your waiter! (2025-12-03)

Chapter 151 Solving the Rebellion Yes, yes, yes, that's how you deal with him! (2025-12-03)
Did I hit the nail on the head in Chapter 152? You admit it! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 153 Because of Loneliness, Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent and Pure (2025-12-03)
Chapter 154 My Love is Only For You (2025-12-03)
Chapter 155 Over four thousand years, everything seems to have been edged with gold... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 156 The furnace cauldron exclaimed in astonishment, "Ice Mirror?!"... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 157 The Abandoned Immortal Arena is both an ascension competition and a survival battle. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 158 The grand scheme has only just begun. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 159 I Have Something to Say to You While Scrubbing Your Back! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 160 What Cannot Be Said, What Dares Not Be Said (2025-12-03)
Chapter 161 Saving people turns out to be killing. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 162 I won't die. Cut out his immortal veins for me. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 163 Threatens me to fly during the ascension ceremony in two days... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 164 "Ha!" The hearts of all beings are not a single heart. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 165 Their hearts are separated; he will be extremely, extremely... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 166 Help! How did Dongjun wake up so quickly...? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 167 If a mortal blocks my way, I'll make your brother dance in public. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 168: Summoning the Ghost Official Instantly, Everything Became Clear. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 169 Unstoppable Force, Retribution Awaits! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 170 Tian Di Yu Xiao Tao Zhi was truly his brother's destined one. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 171 What did you say?! — This piece of trash has finally arrived! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 172 The Might of Heaven. It was a hairpin. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 173 The Laws of Heaven and Earth Xu Xingshen can manipulate the laws of heaven and earth! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 174 Soaring to the Heavens in the Bright Sun, Eastern Lord, I need you to go now! Stop… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 175 Five Elements Calamity Transformation Formation: I caught you! Sister! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 176 He truly ascended! If you dare to die, I will never again... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 177 Immortals Gather, Exhausted and Fading Away (2025-12-03)
Chapter 178 The will is set! One lamp, two lamps, three lamps... six lamps... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 179 Zhan Kui's Ascension: You are devoted to the common people, so I will seek justice on behalf of Heaven... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 180 Medical Department - The Debate on Life and Death: First Debate Won, Corpse Dog Achieves Perfect Harmony. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 181, Battle Section: The Debate on Cause and Effect - Second Debate Won, Non-Poisonous Harmony. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 182 The Debate on the Underworld and Reincarnation That was… an egg? (2025-12-03)
Chapter 183 Landscape and the Debate on Desire Something's not right. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 184 Landscape and Desire: Jing Haiwang was killed. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 185 Ministry of War: The Debate on Slaughter and Brutality Congratulations to Immortal Bitao on the arrival of her new dog... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 186 Thunder Department - The Debate Among All Beings: You Win the First Debate. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 187 Ascending to the Rank of Taixian: A Donkey and a Dog. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 188 New Heavenly Rules: To Become an Immortal, First Be a Human. (2025-12-03)
Chapter 189 A tacit understanding is no substitute for… she should just rebel! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 190 Taking the Initiative—Is it to lure out the Rebellious Immortal? ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 191 The Chaotic Battle of Immortals: It wasn't just one person who came, but a whole group of people... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 192 Simply a Fairy! Amidst the storm and gloom, her face was radiant with peach blossoms... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 193 The Goddess's Wrath This...is this the Heavenly Realm?! (2025-12-03)
Chapter 194 I Want to Enter the Sundial—No, it's a Group of People Ascending… (2025-12-03)
Chapter 195 Immortals Ascend, Even the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper Have Arrived. ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 196 Greetings to the Goddess Houtu! The old turtle spirit... he finally couldn't hold back any longer... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 197 Framing the True Form of the Eastern Azure Emperor! ... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 198 To Chun-jun: Ah, it's all about timing and fate... (2025-12-03)
Chapter 199 Immortals Ashore: From Death to Life (2025-12-03)
Chapter 200 Origin: Mingguang was never a child no one loved. ... (2025-12-03)