Back in the familiar ward, the discomfort caused by the plague disappeared instantly. Zhou Xiaozhen fell heavily on the bed and sighed with satisfaction, "It's great, we are back again."
Zhao Lan held his mobile phone attentively, waiting for the arrival of text messages.
Yu Xiao poured herself a glass of water. As she was drinking, Zhou Xiaozhen recalled the various things in the dungeon and sighed, "Are all the attending doctors handsome?"
Yu Xiao didn't know. She said, "Before I left, I wanted to remind Gu Shu that I had buried the monster's meat in his yard, but he didn't want to see me, so I had to leave like this."
"If you hadn't told me, I would have forgotten it." Zhou Xiaozhen remembered this, "Do you think that monster will really appear after we leave?"
In the village they had long left, in the ruins, a huge creature twisted its few remaining tentacles and fled back to the pool of the broken temple in panic, leaving a pile of broken tentacles.
The tentacles on the ground were not completely dead, and some were still twisting and twitching. Gu Shu crawled out from inside. His clothes were so tattered that they couldn't even cover the key parts of his body. There were marks of suction cups on his exposed skin. His hair was uneven as if it had been chewed by a dog.
He was no longer as elegant as before. He stood silently among the tentacles for a long time. Then he took out a mobile phone and dialed a number, "Hello, I want to work in a different place. Also, do you know a patient named Descendant of Deaf? I want to be her attending physician again..."
"Ah Qiu!"
Yu Xiao took a shower and lay comfortably on the bed to check text messages.
"Congratulations on successfully completing the second course of treatment. You have become a third-level member of the Sixth Hospital Patient Exchange Forum."
"Because of your excellent performance during the treatment, you have obtained 3 basic points and 3 bonus points."
"Congratulations on winning the title of 'Shit Pit Destroyer'..."
Yu Xiao: "..."
She had a hunch that she would become the laughing stock of the six hospitals this time.
"… Reward points: 4 points. Congratulations on getting the title of 'Goblin Mind Destroyer', reward points: 4 points. Congratulations on getting the title of 'Village Chief's Wife', reward points: 4 points. Your current points are 39 points."
"Congratulations on topping the points list, two reward function cards, please go to the forum to claim them."
"…" After reading the message, Yu Xiao's mood was complicated and hard to describe. But when she raised her head, she found that the expressions of the other two people were also hard to describe.
"Alas." Zhao Lan put down her phone, stretched out her hand and gently placed it on her chest, comforting herself, "Haven't you already prepared yourself mentally? It's a good thing to have a title. You shouldn't be like this. Zhao Lan, believe in yourself, you can do it!"
Yu Xiao thought about it, and decided not to ask them about her title. Anyway, she would know everything tomorrow morning.
She opened the points list, Zhou Xiaozhen was still second, and Zhao Lan was still third. She clicked into the backstage, and this time there were two function cards, one was a physical card, and the other was a prop card.
Yu Xiao's breathing became heavy, "Sisters, I have good news to tell you, I have a prop card!"
"Really?" Zhou Xiaozhen said in surprise, "Great, we have props again!"
Zhao Lan was also very happy, "Xiaozhen and I both got physical cards this time, and I thought we wouldn't gain much this time. Xiaoxiao, open it quickly and see what props it is?"
Yu Xiao excitedly clicked on the prop card, and a burst of fireworks bloomed on the screen. Finally, a black thing that looked like a pile of kelp appeared in the brilliant fireworks.
[Congratulations on winning a permanent prop wig. 】
"..."
After a moment of silence, Zhou Xiaozhen said: "I think this prop should not be given to Sister Xiao, this prop should be given to us."
Zhao Lan touched his bald head angrily and asked: "What is the use of this wig?"
[Instructions for use: When the patient wears a wig, it can be transformed into any person the patient has seen. The prop cools down for 24 hours. ]
"Fuck!"
"Awesome!"
Zhao Lan said in surprise: "This prop is useful!"
"Quick, quick, Sister Xiao." Zhou Xiaozhen came over excitedly, "Hurry up and put on the wig and become my male god before sleeping with me!"
"..."
I didn't expect that the prop could be used in this way. Yu Xiao's imagination was too poor.
"Ahem, props should not be used randomly." Yu Xiao said awkwardly: "Besides, the props haven't been obtained yet."
"Alas, the express delivery is too slow." Zhou Xiaozhen let go of Yu Xiao and began to think seriously about which male god Xiaojie should become?
Zhao Lan clicked the physical card and said: "It's always the physical card. I feel that sooner or later I will become the Hulk."
"Oh, right, I haven't clicked my physical card yet." Zhou Xiaozhen said: "Don't worry, Sister Lan, you are at most as strong as the Hulk, and you are still as beautiful as ever."
Yu Xiao also clicked the physical card, and her physical strength increased by 30, and she also achieved the achievement of being as strong as an ox.
"Nine oxen and two tigers..." Zhao Lan looked at her own achievements and was happy and sad. She was a recognized sexy beauty, but one day she was associated with the word nine oxen and two tigers.
The three of them were talking while waiting for the express delivery. What Yu Xiao didn't know was that she had also become famous in the Fifth Hospital.
Just now, a new post appeared in the Fifth Hospital Patient Exchange Forum.
[I met the top 100 in the dungeon! ]
In it, the host talked about how she met the top 100 in a very excited tone.
[...From the first moment I saw her, I felt that she was extraordinary, until she woke us up in the evening and said in a very calm tone that she had chased ghosts across most of the village. She also took out a handful of talismans with a particularly nonchalant attitude, a handful...]
[Fuck, is the top 100 so arrogant? Which hospital is the top 100? ]
[As expected of the top 100, please continue! ]
[We poor people can only look up to her...]
[She is the number one in the four colleges, Zhuge Liang Huoshao Pansidong! She is a young lady, a very beautiful young lady!! She is my idol, I admire her, I want to learn from her...]
The host of this post is excited, but the onlookers should still be suspicious.
[Zhuge Liang Huoshao Pansidong is a woman? Impossible, I have heard some of his deeds in the morning news, it doesn't seem like it.]
[Is the OP dreaming? Or maybe he is writing a novel. "The Story I Have to Tell About Me and a Number One Boss"]
[It doesn't matter if it's made up. I love reading this kind of novel. Please continue!]
[The OP is not making it up. I can testify. I also entered this instance. The boss is really generous. When he saw me injured, he directly took out two talismans to heal my wounds...]
[Humph, I knew you wouldn't believe it. Let me tell you in detail about what happened in this instance, so that you can see the magical operation of a number one boss...]
"Dong dong dong."
"Express!"
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Yu Xiao happily took the express, opened it, and saw a big wavy wig inside.
"Wow!" Zhou Xiaozhen was so envious that her nose was about to burst. "This wig is really... I would be very happy if I wore it on my head, and I would be even happier if I wore it on someone else's head. Sister Xiao, put it on quickly, I have already thought about it, you will become Leonardo at the age of 20."
Yu Xiao's expression froze, "Isn't this bad?"
"What's wrong with it?" Zhou Xiaozhen said, "I just got the props, I have to try out the function?" That's right
, so Yu Xiao put the wig on her head and silently said in her heart, Leonardo at the age of 20 Leonardo at the age of 20...
Only to hear a fuck, Yu Xiao opened her eyes. Zhou Xiaozhen pounced on her like a hungry tiger, hugged her, and gave her a hard mua on the face.
"Wuwuwuwuwuwu..." Zhou Xiaozhen cried, "I have no regrets in my death..."
"Not really." Yu Xiao was panicked and said to Zhao Lan, "Sister Lan, quickly pull her away."
But Zhao Lan stood aside, staring at Yu Xiao with a red face. After a long while, she said, "Xiaoxiao, you look like a real person... even your voice is like a real person."
"Sister Xiao, let's sleep together tonight." Zhou Xiaozhen became curious, "Are you wearing the same clothes as Xiao Li?"
"..."
"Quick, let's take a photo."
"I want to take a photo with Xiao Li lying on the bed..."
That night, three beds were put together, and Yu Xiao slept in the middle. Zhou Xiaozhen was determined not to let Yu Xiao take off her wig in advance. She cried and said that she didn't know if she could leave the hospital alive. She hoped that Yu Xiao could comfort her tragic and short life.
Since she said so, Yu Xiao couldn't refuse. Zhou Xiaozhen also said that next time she would wear a wig and become Yu Xiao's idol to sleep with her.
Yu Xiao thought that she didn't have such an idol, but she didn't refuse because who knows when she would have one?
...
Yu Xiao woke up early the next morning. The wig had already worn out. Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan were sleeping soundly with their arms around her.
"Wake up." Yu Xiao pulled out her arms with difficulty. "If you don't wake up, you will miss the morning news."
Zhao Lan opened her eyes and saw Yu Xiao's pretty face. She turned around disappointedly and got up reluctantly.
Zhou Xiaozhen held her face with her hands after waking up, "I had a wonderful dream last night."
Yu Xiao smiled knowingly, "Did I dream about you and Leonardo?"
"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaozhen nodded happily, "We played mahjong together, and he praised me, saying that I was the best mahjong player in the world."
Yu Xiao: "Then what?"
Zhou Xiaozhen: "Then I woke up."
"..."
"We can already post on the forum." Zhao Lan said, holding a towel, "Have you thought about what to post in the first post?"
Zhou Xiaozhen thought about it, then shook her head and said, "I haven't thought about it yet, what about Sister Xiao?"
Yu Xiao said, "I started thinking about this problem last night. At first, I was going to post a copy strategy post. But then I thought about it, my strategy method may not be suitable for others. But I also think I should do something, and it would be best if I could help everyone."
"So what is your decision?"
"I plan to open a shop in the forum." Yu Xiao said seriously: "I want to sell talismans at a price that everyone can afford."
"...Okay." Zhao Lan agreed: "Since you have decided, we will all support you."
Yu Xiao smiled happily. It is great to have such a friend who firmly supports you.
"Ding Dong!"
The familiar prompt sound rang, followed by soft music, and the curtains slowly opened, as if the fragrance of flowers floated in from the window.
"A beautiful day starts now~ The following is the morning news of the hospital."