"The repair work of St. Elizabeth's Psychiatric Hospital is nearing completion and will be put back into use in the near future..." "

...The position in the kitchen of the Sixth Hospital is vacant, and we are now recruiting a waiter. No gender, no age limit, no experience limit..."

"Yesterday, the chief physician of Gujia Village resigned, and we are now recruiting a chief physician. No gender, no age limit, preferably with more than 40 years of work experience..."

"..."

After hearing this news, Yu Xiao and the other two opened their mouths wide. Zhou Xiaozhen said: "Is this Gujia Village the Gujia Village we have been to? Gu Shu resigned? Why?"

How could Yu Xiao know such a question? After all, she thought she was just an ordinary patient of the Sixth Hospital. But her doctor told her directly that this matter might have something to do with her. Of course, she would never admit it.

"Well, maybe it's from another village." Yu Xiao said, "Just listen to the news quietly." "

Yesterday, the score list of the Third Hospital was updated again. The patient with the nickname 'Brother is just a legend' topped the list. Let us congratulate him..." "

...The patient with the nickname 'Zhuge Liang's Fire-burning Pansi Cave' in the Fourth Hospital topped the list. Let us congratulate him warmly. The patient performed well during the treatment and was awarded the two honorary titles of 'Strong Man Locking Man' and 'Village Chief's Concubine'. Let us congratulate him again."

Upon hearing this news, Yu Xiao's expression cracked. Village Chief's Concubine? Doesn't that mean that one of Lu Xun and Luo Jin is Zhuge Liang's Fire-burning Pansi Cave? That is to say, she has been pretending to be someone else in front of the real owner...

"...The patient nicknamed 'Quietly Asking the Saint Monk' performed well in yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorary title of 'Village Chief's Concubine'. Let's congratulate him."

"Fuck."

Yu Xiao heard Zhou Xiaozhen take a breath of cold air. It seems that she also realized what happened.

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Deaf Heir' in the Sixth Hospital topped the list. Let's express our warm congratulations to her. The patient performed well in the treatment and was awarded the three honorary titles of 'Shit Pit Destroyer', 'Ghost Mind Destroyer' and 'Village Chief's Wife'. Let's give her a warm round of applause..."

"Pa pa pa..."

Huh? Why is there really applause? Yu Xiao turned her head and saw Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen clapping excitedly.

"Sister Xiao, you are my idol." Zhou Xiaozhen said sincerely, "Always."

Zhao Lan said with emotion, "You got three titles at once. I have a feeling you will be famous again."

Yu Xiao also felt that she was going to be famous, but she felt that it had little to do with the number of titles, but more to do with the content of the titles.

"In addition, the patient nicknamed 'Halal Girl 438' performed excellently during yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorable title of 'Village Chief's Concubine'..."

"...The patient nicknamed 'Nicknames Are Difficult' performed excellently during yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorable title of 'Village Chief's Concubine'. Let us congratulate her..."

After the news ended, the ward fell into a long silence.

Finally, it was Zhao Lan who broke the silence. She held up a water cup and concluded, "This news... contains so much information."

Yu Xiao nodded, "They are both lying. They are not from the Fifth Academy at all."

"Sister Xiao, I think..." Zhou Xiaozhen licked her lips, "We don't seem to have the right to blame them."

Zhao Lan sighed, "Everyone is lying. It's nothing. The main thing is that we pretended to be from the Fourth Academy, and the person Xiaoxiao pretended to be is one of them, which is quite embarrassing."

That's right, Yu Xiao recalled Lu Xun's strange smile, and she felt very uncomfortable. The last time she felt so uncomfortable was when she didn't do her homework in elementary school and lied about her homework and got eaten by a dog. As a result, her mother exposed her in front of the teacher and classmates.

"I'm too embarrassed to see anyone." Yu Xiao covered her face.

"Sister Xiao, don't be like this. Think positively. We won't meet them again in the future." Zhou Xiaozhen said proudly, "And Lu Xun wanted to leave his phone number, but I refused. Don't you think I was smart?"

"..."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "Huh? Sister Xiao, why do you look so weird?"

"I..." Yu Xiao also covered her face with her other hand, "I left Luo Jin's phone number."

"Oh, this..." Zhou Xiaozhen was young and didn't know how to comfort her.

At this time, in a ward of the Fourth Hospital, Lu Xun slapped his thigh, "So they are from the Sixth Hospital!"

Luo Jin didn't say anything, but his slightly widened eyes showed that he was also quite surprised. Lu Xun was puzzled, "Then they are all newcomers, how can newcomers have so many talismans?"

Luo Jin thought for a while and said, "Drawing talismans."

"Oh, that's right! She must know how to draw talismans!" Lu Xun was very excited and walked around in the ward, "Not only can she draw talismans, but her success rate is not low, otherwise she can't come up with so many talismans at once. The talismans in the mall are so expensive. If we know a master of talisman drawing, wouldn't we be rich... wait!"

Lu Xun suddenly scratched his head in pain, "I didn't leave their phone numbers, the three of them I didn’t leave any of them their phone numbers! Oh my god!! I once had such a good opportunity but I didn’t cherish it. I regretted it until I lost it. If God gave me a chance to start over, I would definitely say to that girl...”

Luo Jin: “I left my number.”

Lu Xun: “?”

Lu Xun: “!!!”

Not only them, but two wards in the Fifth Hospital were also shocked at this moment.

"What?" Zuo Qing was bewildered. "Did I hear wrongly? The descendant of the dragon is the wife of the village chief?"

Sun Yun recalled everything he had just heard, and combined with his previous experience in the village, he had to tell Zuo Qing the truth. "I can only say that you have been deceived. She is not your idol at all."

"Wuwuwuwu, she is my idol too!" Zuo Qing cried sadly. "All the number one on the list are my idols, sob... No wonder she didn't leave her phone number, she thought my idol was only Zhuge Liang!"

"Don't be sad." Sun Yun comforted, "Think positively, this time you met two idols at the same time. You also heard that Zhuge Liang's Fire-burning Pansi Cave is also in the dungeon."

"Wuwuwu, I am even more sad..." Zuo Qing was heartbroken, "I still don't know who is Zhuge Liang who burned Pansi Cave with fire."

They were sad, and the post Zuo Qing posted in the forum yesterday was pushed up again.

[Why is today's news different from what the original poster said?]

[Most of it is the same, but there is one difference.]

[Didn't Zhuge Liang's Huoshao Pansidong be his first wife? Why is his title concubine?]

[Fuck, that newcomer from the Sixth Academy is so awesome, he actually beat the No. 1 from the Fourth Academy.]

[The above poster, are you mistaken? Both the first wife and the second wife were suppressed...]

[I've thought it through, the poster was fooled.]

[The poster is so miserable, she was fooled by two No. 1s at the same time 233333]

[Don't you guys care about it? Who can tell me how the title of Shit Pit Destroyer was obtained...]

The Fifth Academy forum was abuzz with this matter, but Yu Xiao had no idea, she received a call from the Fourth Academy.

As soon as the call was connected, a familiar voice on the other end of the line accused, "You lied to me!"

Yu Xiao turned on the speakerphone and then shouted back in a very loud voice, "You lied to us too!"

It was Lu Xun's voice, and all three of them recognized it. Zhou Xiaozhen asked, "Why are you calling?"

"Hehe." Lu Xun said shyly, "We are so destined to be together, of course we need to keep in touch. I missed you guys after not seeing you for a day."

"Heh." Yu Xiao smiled coldly, "If you keep talking like this, I will block you."

"No, don't!" Lu Xun sighed, "You are a young girl, why do you act so... decisively?"

Zhou Xiaozhen said from the side, "Sister Xiao, he must have wanted to scold you just now, but he changed the words temporarily."

Lu Xun: "...You are going too far!"

"Okay, the relationship is almost complete." Zhao Lan felt a headache listening to their quarrel. "It's time to talk about business. What's the matter with you contacting us?"

Lu Xun paused and said in a low voice: "Zhou Xiao, you can draw talismans, right?"

"..."

At that moment, Yu Xiao and the other two felt complicated. On the one hand, Lu Xun's tone was extremely serious, and on the other hand, Yu Xiao remembered that he didn't know his real name yet.

"Uh." Yu Xiao scratched the back of his ear, "Yes, I can draw talismans, and my name is not Zhou Xiao, but Yu Xiao."

"..." Lu Xun was speechless for a while, "In the hospital, everyone knows each other by nicknames, what's the point of making up a fake name?"

Yu Xiao: "Humph!"

"Okay." Lu Xun also knew that he had to ask for help now, so he had to show his attitude, "Let's get to know each other again, my name is Lu Xun, and my nickname is Quietly Asking the Holy Monk."

"Eh..."

Hearing the three people opposite him saying no in unison, Lu Xun coughed, "Well, I just picked them randomly. Lao Luo is Zhuge Liang's Huoshao Pansi Cave, the one you pretended to be."

Yu Xiao said, "You all know my name and nickname."

Zhao Lan said, "Zhao Lan, nicknames are hard."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "Zhou Xiaozhen, Halved Girl 438."

"Then we are officially acquainted. Come on, let's shake hands in the air." Lu Xun said, "Yu Xiao, you can draw talismans, and your success rate is not low. Let's not beat around the bush. We want your talismans."

Yu Xiao was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion, "Why? We are not from the same hospital."

"But express delivery is interconnected among all hospitals." Lu Xun chuckled twice and said, "I admit that you are very good, but you are a newcomer after all, and there are many things you don't understand. In terms of experience, I, an old man in the Fourth Hospital, am definitely much more experienced than you. And I can tell you one thing, the treatment copies are reused, do you know what this means?"

After Lu Xun finished speaking, he found that there was silence on the other end of the phone. He thought the three newbies were shocked by him, so he said proudly, "That is to say, we have experienced so many copies, and it is very likely that you will also experience them once in the future. If I tell you about the copies we have experienced, do you know what this means?" "

I know." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "It's like we have a pass strategy."

Zhao Lan said, "I thought he was going to say something big and made me nervous for a long time."

"Me too, I'm quite nervous too." Yu Xiao said to the phone: "I understand, Lu Xun, you want to get the talisman without any effort, you are such a bad person..."