Contact error?
This was the second time that Alvin had encountered this kind of thing.
The last target was undoubtedly Luo Xiaoxiao. In order to find the effective contact point, he touched the Portuguese all over his body.
Why is it that other players have no problem and can just shake hands and be done with it, but it's different for Luo Xiaoxiao and Kaka?
The fact that Cris is different can be understood as he is his partner and he always deserves special treatment, but why is Kaka different?
Alvin wanted to laugh. This system was a good system, except that it would do some tricks from time to time. They were minor and not very harmful, but they always caused some troubles for him, as if it thought his life was not rich enough.
He could patiently touch Cris's entire body, and no one else could have this treatment except him.
He was not vague and asked the system directly.
Even after upgrading to the third generation of VAR, the system cannot be changed and still knows how to play dead.
Being forced into a corner by its host, it finally gave a hint:
【Host, please touch the injured part of the subject. 】
This is enough of a hint, but it's still tricky.
Touching the injured area in public? During the World Cup he knew that his opponent might have a problem with his knee, but it was hard to say if it was his knee this time.
He couldn't just ask, "Ricardo, where are you hurt?" and then reach out to touch him, right?
He and Kaka are not very familiar with each other.
Besides... Alvin looked back and saw the Portuguese man not far away staring at him with a sense of crisis on his face.
Well, he hasn't done anything yet, what's with that expression on Cris's face?
All his thoughts went through his mind in just a few seconds, his expression remained normal, and Kaka didn't notice anything wrong.
After Alvin shook hands with him, he walked back with him.
The Brazilian also asked about how Alvin was doing in Spain recently. It was obvious that he regarded Alvin as a friend from the bottom of his heart.
The two of them were smiling and talking, which was amazing in the eyes of the fans. Some people said before that they looked alike, and this time they really looked alike in the same frame, probably because handsome people have something in common.
When they reached the separated corner, the two said goodbye. Ivan went into the referee's lounge, and Kaka also turned left to enter the locker room, and then he saw his teammate Cristiano Ronaldo who looked a little strange.
"Cris? What's wrong with you?" Kaka asked.
The Portuguese man didn't know what he was thinking, his face was full of bitterness and hatred, and he came back to his senses after hearing his shout. He said vaguely: "Well, it's okay."
The Brazilians were even more confused.
Anyway, it was the home locker room, so everyone got ready for their own dressing, celebrated and then went back to their wives and children. Luo Xiaoxiao deliberately lingered until the end, and when Kaka left, he looked at him several times with concern.
"Cris, let's go together?" They lived close to each other and often went back together after training.
Luo Xiaoxiao took a clean towel from the shelf next to her and refused: "You go back first, Ricardo, I have something else to do."
He had just finished a shower and was shirtless, with a towel draped over his shoulders and water still dripping from his hair.
Kaka nodded, then opened the door and left.
He had only taken a few steps when he ran into Ivan who happened to be coming out of the referee's lounge.
Alvin changed back into his own clothes and put on a hat with a low brim. His whole temperament has changed. It is completely impossible to tell that this cool and handsome young man is the cold-faced referee who had the final say on the court not long ago.
Ivan greeted him and smiled friendly: "Ricardo, are you going back? Is Cris gone?"
Kaka told the truth, and after he said goodbye to Ivan, the Brazilian blinked belatedly and said, "Hey, Cris said he was waiting for Ivan for something?"
He didn't think too much about it, let alone consider what the two people would talk about in the empty locker room.
The key point is that there is no one in the locker room.
There is some distance between the referee's lounge and the players' locker room. Alvin was not very familiar with this place. He identified the door number and found the home team's locker room.
There must be surveillance cameras in the corridor, so he wore a hat, although it was useless.
So he decided not to go in and just wait outside.
Unexpectedly, the locker room door opened, and a wet head popped out, looking in his direction.
Eyes met.
Luo Xiaoxiao actually wanted to see if Alvin had come over: "..."
He just sent a message to Alvin, but he didn't expect Alvin to come over.
"Why are you standing there? Come in." In Luo Xiaoxiao's heart, Ivan is one of her own, so it doesn't matter if she takes him into the locker room.
Alvin wanted to refuse: "I'll wait for you here..." Before he could finish his words, he was pulled over by the Portuguese.
Since he was already inside, Ivan simply stopped struggling. Luo Xiaoxiao pulled Ivan in and he suddenly realized something...ah, the locker room was a mess...
There were my teammates' dirty socks on the floor, and I felt embarrassed if Alvin saw them.
So he came up with a last-minute plan. He went over and pushed the clothes off the stool, quickly making room for Alvin to sit.
Ivan was speechless: "I won't sit here anymore. Hurry up and put on your clothes. Don't catch a cold."
Luo Xiaoxiao curled his lips. Alvin just told him to put on clothes and not drink ice water. As far as he knew, those girls were not as particular as he was.
Normally I let him put on his clothes, but at night I help him take them off very easily.
Luo Xiaoxiao, who said one thing but acted another, still took the clothes and put them on obediently. Alvin had nothing to do anyway, so he took a towel and wiped the hair of the sitting Portuguese man.
Luo Xiaoxiao put on his socks and squinted his eyes to feel the force on his hair. He tilted his head and all he could see was his catnip-filled male dog's waist.
He hugged her naturally and buried his face in her. He was so skilled at this action.
Take a deep breath and inhale catnip very skillfully.
"Don't rub it." Ivan's strength in his hands remained unchanged and his voice was steady, as if he was not issuing a warning of danger.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Hehehehe.
Ivan is not too particular and is always a little reserved. For example, he will never let himself go in public.
Luo Xiaoxiao said that he had seen through it a long time ago, so he could do whatever he wanted without any scruples, and Ivan would not do anything to him~
Not only did he not restrain himself, he kept saying, "Ivan, what happened when you and Ricardo finished the race?"
Ivan held his restless head still. "You should have guessed it. I wanted to give him some potion, but something went wrong. Shaking hands is not the right way to make contact."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
Just as he expected!
He remembered that Alvin said that everyone except him would shake hands, and he was complacent about being the special one, but he never expected! Is there another special one coming up?
It would be fine if the contact was normal, but what if it was also touching the breasts? !
...Even if it's Kaka, it won't work!
Ivan rubbed his hair soothingly: "So I didn't continue. I was going to discuss it with you first."
Luo Xiaoxiao was successfully comforted, but at the same time he was conflicted. What if he wanted to give it to Kaka, and he had to touch her breasts? He would mind, but he would also feel bad if he didn't help his good friend for this reason.
...Wait, is Alvin saying this in order to get his consent and then molest his friend openly?
He refused!
He buried his face in Irvin's arms, so Irvin didn't see him gritting his teeth. "I learned that I had to touch the injured part, but I don't know the specific part. It's not good to ask him presumptuously, so I asked Cris. Does Cris know where Ricardo is injured now?"
The Portuguese is quite clear that Kaka has always had some problems with his groin and knees.
He breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that it wasn't a touch on the breasts, but then he changed his mind and suddenly remembered something, and his hair stood on end.
Abdomen, inguinal groove? !
What the hell is the difference between this and touching breasts! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
The groin is located where the lower abdomen and thigh meet, and it is very close to the reproductive organs. To round it off... this is even more problematic than touching the breasts!
Ivan didn't know that Luo Xiaoxiao's imagination could no longer be blocked: "Anyway, we live close to each other, so it's the same if we go to Kaka's house as a guest and give it to him."
"No! No way!" Luo Xiaoxiao didn't listen to what Ivan said. She hugged his waist tightly and jumped up, shouting angrily.
Ivan, who was almost unable to stand due to his force, said:? ? ?
Upon learning of his concerns, Ivan smiled and said, "It doesn't have to be the groin. The knee is fine too. They are all common anyway."
He pinched the Portuguese man's butt and said that having a boyfriend with a big imagination was a sweet trouble.
This kind of small matter is easy to solve. On the weekend, Alvin takes his whole family to visit Kaka's house. Kaka thought that the two of them had agreed to come together, and he was particularly welcoming when he saw the three children. He and Caroline are separated. Caroline lives in Brazil with her two children. He hasn't seen her for a long time and he misses his children very much.
Ivan bent down, put little Chris down, and asked the real president who could already walk to greet Kaka. Kaka squatted down and prepared to pick him up.
In this way, Alvin can touch his knee easily, and Kaka will just think that Alvin is helping him to stabilize himself.
Luo Xiaoxiao watched this scene and saw Alvin nodded at him. His tense face finally relaxed. He happily kissed little Alvin and the little princess on the face, one on the left and one on the right.
Today is also the day I love his catnip more and more√
#1036th day together, let’s keep walking happily like this~
Real Madrid finally lost in the final and unfortunately missed the St. Bledsoe Cup.
This summer, during the off-season, Irving made another guest appearance in the "Captain America" series.
"Captain America 2" will be released next year. The big boss is the big boss, and he will always be the one who gets to act in movies.
His role in the second movie was even smaller than the first, and he basically just showed his face. After all, the main character in the second movie was not him, but Sebastian Stan, who "fell" with him that year.
Bayern won the 2013 Champions League title. Ribery, who plays for Bayern, also became one of the most powerful candidates for this year's Ballon d'Or.
As expected, this year's Ballon d'Or will be won by Ribery, who has won multiple club championships, Messi, who helped his team win the league title and the Spanish Super Cup, and Cristiano Ronaldo, who did not win any team titles but performed exceptionally well as an individual.
The selection of the Ballon d'Or requires reference to the votes of national team coaches, national team captains, and media representatives from various countries, and a comprehensive consideration of the comparison between the players' individual and team honors. The closer to the Ballon d'Or time, the better the performance and the more likely it is to win the judges' hearts. Therefore the entire second half of the year is very important.
It was in the second half of this year that Luo Xiaoxiao broke out.
He performed well in the new season's Champions League group stage. He scored 12 goals and won the Golden Boot in the 12-13 season. In the first half of the 13-14 season, he scored another 8 goals in the Champions League group stage. The only regret is that he did not win the championship.
It can be said that in the year-end Golden Ball election, Luo Xiaoxiao's performance will largely depend on the results of the World Cup qualifiers.
Unfortunately, in the national team, Portugal did not perform well in the World Cup qualifiers and even had to play in the European play-offs to get a chance to enter the top 32 of the World Cup.
Similar to Portugal, which is fighting a do-or-die battle, Ibrahimovic's Sweden also urgently needs a win in this play-off.
Whoever wins will enter the World Cup.
So the person who enforces the law in this heavyweight match must not be an unknown person.
The fans were still guessing who would be the referee, but when they learned that the referee was from England, they became excited.
Oh shit! The most outstanding referee in England right now is probably Webber!
Of course there is also Clattenburg, but everyone knows who the most popular person is!
England's sweetheart, Alvin!
This game is important, but it is not the World Cup. Webber and Clattenburg will definitely play a role in the World Cup, but Irving is not necessarily young. So will this World Cup European qualifiers play-off give Irving a chance?
Therefore, in the preview of this game, in addition to the life-and-death battle between the two teams, there is also research on the referee.
The topic #Who is the referee# has further pushed the popularity of this game to a higher climax.
When the dust settled, it turned out to be Alvin.
Awww! Xiao Tiantian is about to enter the world competition!
Xiao Tiantian is also an international referee!
Mom, he just won the World Cup in the last World Cup, is it possible that he can participate in law enforcement in this World Cup?
For those players who have not yet come out of the shadow of Britney Spears in the last World Cup, let me ask you, are you afraid? !
Are the players afraid or not? Someone has already tweeted to explain it all for them!
Cristiano Ronaldo:
【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】
78,000 likes and 57,000 comments
Here are some screenshots of topics in an anonymous forum.
It contains records of various people caught faking falls by Alvin, various so-called scientific knowledge on how to escape from the hands of the big boss Alvin, and secret predictions about the exciting process of the next game that Alvin will officiate.
A striking statement is in the picture——
308th Floor:
You say, if a team pulls down the referee's pants...
309th Floor:
Let's talk about it above, are you from the Swedish team or the Portuguese team?
310th Floor:
Hahahaha brother, if you really are the one who wants to compete, I respect you as a man! I watched this game and wish you success!
…
The last one is a photo of a jersey.
This jersey looks familiar to everyone. It's the national team jersey of Ivan.
There is another sentence above, which is known to everyone -
[I am Alvin, please learn from me.] 】
The fans instantly understood what the Portuguese wanted to express, but this is not the end yet, mainly because of the recent hot topic on Twitter.
The sweet referee retweeted Ronaldo's tweet and liked it.
Although he didn't say anything, everyone already knew.
Xiao Tiantian is warning the players of the two teams playing in the next game by real name, telling them to play well and not to be clever, otherwise, Xiao Paipai will give them a warning!
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