Twitter was very lively because of the interaction between two people, but in fact, the two people were no longer looking at their phones, they were discussing something.
The reason was that Alvin found the referee uniform that Luo had hidden in Luo's small closet.
When he asked the Portuguese, the other party said with confidence that it was little Chris who did it.
Little Chris, who was playing with a ball, glanced at his father.
The fake president who felt guilty about being looked at by his son: "..."
The real president said, Dad, shame on you, Tiantian said that lying is not good for children!
Alvin laughed angrily. He didn't care about Luo Xiaoxiao and picked up little Chris and kissed him.
Little Chris was very considerate and was very happy to be kissed by Ivan. He also kissed Ivan on his dimple~
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
QAQ Alvin ignored him.
At night, after settling the three children, Alvin entered the room and was hugged by the guilty Portuguese man.
Luo Xiaoxiao groaned: "I won't hide your referee uniform anymore, but you have to change your shorts to a smaller size~"
Alvin: “…” Are you still bargaining?
Luo Xiaoxiao grumbled: "It's okay to change your jersey, but I don't want to see you get your pants taken off."
Alvin often has to change into new referee uniforms, after all, he has so many to change out. So since Luo Xiaoxiao came back from the last game, he secretly changed Ivan's original size, so the shorts he sent this time were all one size smaller.
Alvin took it and tried it on, and it was a bit tight around his waist.
Okay, it’s not a big deal, just follow my wife’s preferences, Alvin won’t refuse.
As soon as Luo Xiaoxiao saw Ivan's expression, he knew that he would not bother with him anymore. He immediately laughed and hugged Ivan and rubbed him.
Then he was tackled.
He lay in bed, the scent of his catnip wafting into his ears, "Ma'am, is there one thing we haven't solved yet?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: Meow meow meow?
"Little Chris knows that lying is not a good thing, so is Big Chris a good thing?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
He yelled, "I'm not a child!"
Ivan pinched his chin, and the tips of their noses almost touched each other, looking like they were about to kiss: "Well, it's not the child, it's my wife."
Ivan put his other hand into his pajamas: "Madam Liar."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
An hour later, Alvin took Luo Xiaoxiao to the bathroom and put him in the bathtub filled with warm water.
The Portuguese man didn't dare sit upright. Although it didn't hurt, he always felt like there was a foreign body inside.
He was clinging to the bathtub wall. If Alvin looked back, he would see his wet eyes, how beautiful they were under the bathroom light.
So what is Alvin doing? He is cleaning the cat's tail.
Luo Xiaoxiao looked at his movements as natural as washing dishes. She wanted to cry but had no tears. She only felt her legs getting weaker.
Why did Alvin always find reasons to punish him?
Ivan looked up and exchanged a glance with Luo Xiaoxiao in the mirror, revealing his dimples.
Isn’t it because my wife took the initiative to provide the opportunity?
Luo Xiaoxiao was attracted by the dimple again:! ! !
#What should I do if my boyfriend breaks the rules every day? Is it okay to give him a red card?
In November 2013, the second leg of the European qualifiers for the World Cup, Portugal vs. Sweden, was held in Sdelmer, Sweden.
Because Sweden was behind in the first round, the entire Portuguese team received a "warm welcome" from Sweden when they got off the plane.
When the team bus drove into the stadium, the referee of the game, the superstar Britney Spears, who is very familiar to all of Europe, also came here from the hotel in a special shuttle bus.
One is that the referees are unfamiliar with the place, and the other is... of course it's because their referee is too eye-catching.
As for how eye-catching it is, just look at the car carrying referee Alvin to the stadium.
The car was surrounded by fans at the main entrance of the stadium. The fourth official and the linesman in the car were still confused. How did these fans get the information to know that the person sitting in the car was Ivan?
In fact, this is also to blame the Swedish government. After they knew that it was Irwin who would be enforcing the match, they specially assigned a special car... and the appearance of this car, especially the license plate number... was published in the newspaper the day before.
This resulted in a situation where people in the front row took photos with Irvin's car.
The Swedish people don't expect to get an autograph or anything. They will be satisfied if they take a photo with Irwin's car, go back and post it on Twitter to make a wish for good luck!
The Swedish government is so happy! With Ivan’s arrival, it has brought great honor to our humble home!
Although Sweden, located in Northern Europe, has good welfare, the government still needs to spend money. The national economy of the entire country must always develop. Even in a country with good welfare benefits, there are still slums.
For example, Malmö, Ibrahimovic's hometown, is a famous slum where many homeless refugees and their descendants who fled to Sweden from Yugoslavia because of the war gathered.
Ibrahimovic is the descendant of such refugees.
As soon as Alvin came to Sweden, England's recently booming tourism industry, which has always been the envy of European countries, seemed to be boosted.
Everyone knows that China is the world's most populous country, with Chinese people all over the world. It just so happens that Alvin has Chinese ancestry. According to statistics, a large part of the destinations chosen by the Chinese people who love him for overseas travel in recent years are influenced by Alvin's law enforcement.
The English Football Association is extremely proud. They have a treasure in the family. Wherever they send it, it will make money. If politics and football were not linked, there would probably be interference from above about where Ivan was sent.
For example, British Prime Minister Cameron is very distressed. He wants to leave the EU. How can Ivan drive other people's economic development every day? Good things should not be wasted on outsiders.
The players have finished warming up and the game is about to begin.
Portugal was the visiting team. They came out first and stood on the right side of the player tunnel. Then the Swedish players came over one after another. The first captain's position in front of them was still vacant.
Luo Xiaoxiao is already in front of the Portuguese team, so what’s in front of Sweden...is just the lack of Ibrahimovic!
The Swedish giant said, don’t panic, the big guys will always appear at the end.
He was wearing the yellow Swedish national team jacket with his collar pulled up as high as possible, his hair was tied back into a small bun, revealing his full forehead, and he exuded a domineering aura.
Especially as he paced towards me, slowly and leisurely, tall and arrogant, not taking anyone seriously.
What are you looking at? Haven’t you seen God?
He walked to the front and glanced at Luo Xiaoxiao.
The fans watching the live broadcast laughed, haha! Ibrahimovic peeks at Luo Xiaoxiao hahaha!
Ibrahimovic was the real last to appear, the second to last. The real last appearance should be left to the referee, right?
When Ivan entered the stadium and came to the player tunnel and reunited with Ibrahimovic and Luo Xiaoxiao, the camera was eager to record this moment in history.
When will the three kings gather together?
The gods fight, the fans are happy!
The game hasn't even started yet, but it's already worth it for fans from all over the world to cheer!
What's up with the England and China flags that we see from time to time in the stands?
The flags of these two countries are fine, but why is there also the Italian flag? !
When Ivan came over, Ibrahimovic's aura was finally broken. He grinned at Ivan, and that smile was so sincere.
The three of them stood in a row, Ivan in the middle, Luo Xiaoxiao on his right, and Ibrahimovic on his left, standing very close to each other, so all three could hear whoever was talking.
Luo Xiaoxiao heard Ibrahimovic say to his catnip: "Little kitty, long time no see~"
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Before Ivan could respond, the Portuguese man next to him was furious: "Who are you calling a kitten?"
When Ibrahimovic saw that his rival in this game was confronting him, he leaned over and said with a half-smile: "Do you know who is standing in front of you?"
He continued very bluntly: "You are talking to God now."
Show some respect to Zlatan.
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
Seeing that the two men could quarrel even through him, Ivan turned to Ibrahimovic with a headache and stretched out his hand to block them: "Stand still!"
Ibrahimovic raised his eyebrows and looked at Ivan's action, which was obviously to protect the Portuguese behind him.
The Swedes are somewhat unhappy. Is Zlatan a monster? Why did Alvin feel that he needed to be stopped more?
The camera was so excited that it was focused on these three people the entire time. The fans watched their entire conflict and waited anxiously for the lip-reading expert to translate what they said.
The lip-reading expert was very efficient this time, and the fans were about to cry when he came out with the answer.
Shit, Ibute calls himself God? !
Shit, what kind of divine name is this, little cat? !
It turns out that the kitten Ibrahimovic called during the previous European Cup was actually Alvin! It’s confirmed!
English fans expressed their dissatisfaction. Even if Alvin is just a kitten, he is from England. Why is this Swede taking advantage of their little sweetie?
Italian fans are also anxious, Ibrahimovic, please don’t bully our lost little angel!
The heights of the three of them are really ladder-shaped, from left to right, from tall to short~
It’s no wonder that fans think that Ibrahimovic is bullying others. You are a head taller than him and you look down on him. Who else could it be if not you who is bullying others?
Ibrahimovic curled his lips, looking a little aggrieved: "Zlatan is wrong, don't be angry, little cat."
Ivan: “…”
Then he felt the person behind him breathing faster, but he couldn't comfort him in front of everyone, so he turned around and looked into the other person's eyes: "Okay, now is the time for the referee to take charge, I can deal the cards."
Luo Xiaoxiao: QAQ Ivan is so mean to him!
Da Fengxian: What’s wrong with you? He was mean to Zlatan first, but Zlatan hasn't felt wronged yet!
Pepe, who was standing behind the Portuguese, watched their "interaction" throughout the whole process and was completely dumbfounded.
He suddenly became worried. Can the game be played normally today? !
As expected, from the moment he received a "warm welcome" when he got off the plane, he should have known that today's game would definitely be unforgettable and unforgettable!
Look at them captained like a three year old!
Pepe shouted in his heart, "Captain, are you okay? Don't scare us, Captain!"
Is Ibrahimovic so arrogant? Ivan pulls out a card to threaten? Don’t be afraid, just do it!
...Wait, Boss Alvin is going to take out his cards? Well, then you’d better be a little timid.
Pepe poked Luo Xiaoxiao and said, "Cris, don't get excited. Brothers, just stay calm for a while. I'll teach them a lesson later."
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…” Your voice is too loud, brother.
Sure enough, Ivan's hands were in his pockets.
Pepe was shocked: "Referee, we are wrong, referee, we didn't do it on purpose, don't, don't take the card!"
Swedish players & Portuguese players: "..."
The two linesmen and the fourth official who witnessed the quarrel between the gods: "..."
#Mom, so this is the world of the big guys?
Ivan didn't want to put on any expression: "The game has started, let's go."
Luo Xiaoxiao was very happy when he heard it, and he quickly followed him, like Ivan's little tail~
Ibrahimovic continued to pace out onto the stage. When the BGM sounded, everyone was eager to fight, except Ibrahimovic. He was not affected at all. God is God wherever he is. His own aura made people's blood boil even more than the BGM.
The players lined up on the field and the national anthem began.
Having a special singer sing the national anthem can be said to be very formal.
The visiting team had priority and sang the Portuguese national anthem first. The Portuguese boys sang very hard. The camera slid across their faces one by one, stayed on Luo Xiaoxiao's face for a long time, and then quickly turned to the referee~
Sweetie~ look at the camera~
Camera, camera, tell Tiantian quickly that he is the most handsome man on the court!
Tiantian, Tiantian, tell us quickly, who will be the man who eats the most of your cards on this court?
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