When Pepe flipped over, he wanted to curse. Who the hell would squat in the middle of the road to tie their shoelaces? All drivers know that you can't park in the middle of the road. Why don't you tie your shoelaces to the side? !
However, he soon ran out of time to think, as he couldn't control his balance and he just grabbed randomly subconsciously without caring who was in front of him. He thought it was a player and hoped that the other party could steady himself.
#Brother, please lend me your cloth. If it is torn, it’s my fault. I’ll accompany you later!
He found that the fabric was quite strong and resistant to tearing!
So he put most of his weight on it and landed comfortably. He was not hurt, but the fabric seemed to slide down... I'm really sorry, brother, it just touched your skin.
Pepe got up and realized something was wrong. Why did the scene seem quiet?
He got up from the ground, patted the grass, and before he stood up, his first reaction was to turn around to see who was the culprit who made him fall. However, before he could turn around, he saw the captain Cristiano Ronaldo who was staring at him as if he wanted to eat him.
Pepe:? ? ?
What happened?
He was confused, and then he noticed that the other teammates all had strange expressions.
He looked slowly towards his right hand, and all he saw was a body part that shouldn't be on the court.
Damn, whose fat is this? !
Pepe looked up, and at that moment he felt cold.
Damn, he took off the referee's shorts and even took off most of his panties!
What to do, what to do, what to do...
Out of the instinct to escape, the body reacted faster than the brain, and Pepe subconsciously fell to the ground, covering his chest.
At this moment, the entire Portuguese team couldn't bear to watch it anymore. In their hearts, Pepe was simply an idol!
Damn, you keep your word, Pepe, we respect you as a man!
I didn’t expect Pepe to be so mobile!
I was right about him. His abilities of pulling off someone's pants and knocking him down are on the same level!
...Wait, it seems like there’s more than just pants, what’s with that white area? !
Not only other players, but also Luo Xiaoxiao and the fans reacted at this time. The damn Pepe not only pulled down Ivan's pants, but also pulled down half of his panties!
Aaaaahhhh, fuck my idol’s butt! I would have no regrets if I could see you die in this life! ! !
The camera was stuck behind the referee like a hooligan. This time, the confused fans at the scene saw it, understood it, and reacted!
The whole world saw it! ! !
Luo Xiaoxiao was too far away. He was facing Ivan, and he didn't see what was happening behind Ivan at first. He only saw his basketball shorts sliding down. He was very angry at the time, but he didn't expect to see something that made him want to hit someone even more.
He saw half of his man's butt on the big screen!
Meow, it looks so familiar! You don't need to look at the referee uniform to know it's Ivan's!
Even if it was too late to rush over, he still rushed forward!
Alvin felt a chill on his back and he knew what was going to happen. This time it was even chillier than last time... How could it not be chilly when his panties were taken off! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
He quickly put down the whistle and pulled up his pants, then turned around and saw Pepe lying on the ground pretending to be dead.
His eyes narrowed dangerously again.
Nani squatted down to tie his shoelaces and looked confused. What happened? He was hit while tying his shoelaces, and then when he looked up, he seemed to see something he shouldn't have seen? !
Oh shit! He didn't mean it! When he saw Ronaldo running towards him with murderous intent, he wanted to hit the ground with his head to show his loyalty!
The captain was wrong, he didn't mean it, it was all Pepe's fault, it had nothing to do with him!
If anyone has to be penalized, it should be Pepe. We can’t blame him for the loss!
Ahhh, is it too late for him to poke his own eyes out now?! He hopes that Pepe can get some good luck, but not in such a disappointing way!
Ibrahimovic was quite happy after scoring the goal, and then he saw something he shouldn’t have seen… no, he found it very interesting.
Ivan had his back to the Portuguese goal at the time, which meant that almost everyone in the Portuguese half saw it.
The TV station realized belatedly that they wanted to blur the image, but they found that it seemed unnecessary because Ivan only showed half of his butt and his front was not exposed.
Luo Xiaoxiao came over panting, but he couldn't get angry on the spot, so he could only glare at Pepe and then look at Ivan.
This action is easy to interpret. If a team player offends the referee, they must speak well to the referee and ask him not to draw a card.
The fans didn't know whether they had any communication, but they saw that Ivan exuded an aura of "keep away from strangers" and took out a small card from his pocket.
The Portuguese players and fans were relieved when they saw it was a yellow card. Fortunately, it was not a red card.
Seeing that Pepe was still lying there and couldn't get up, Alvin looked at Luo Xiaoxiao and said, "It's your own fault for delaying the time."
Luo gritted his teeth. What they needed now was scoring goals. They could talk about how to deal with Pepe after the game.
He pulled Pepe up, and Pepe looked at them guiltily. Is everything okay?
Ivan had a blank expression on his face. It was impossible for everything to be alright. He could report the cards he had and say that Pepe was wasting time.
After all, the Football Association has no regulations that require a card if the referee's pants are pulled down. There have been cases in the past where players pulled down the referee's pants because they were dissatisfied with the penalty, and the referee on duty just pulled his pants up and didn't say anything.
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You Pepe is the expert in all things fancy?
I, Alvin, will punish all those who do things in a fancy way!
Mr. cool referee, don’t you have any dignity?
The fans were no longer focused on the game. For some reason, Twitter suddenly banned the retweet of Xiao Tiantian's fat nipple video, but the anonymous forums did not ban it. Many people happily saved the benefit and will enjoy it slowly.
They then realized that Portugal seemed to have benefited from Britney Spears’ invincible goal buff!
Facts proved that Portugal's luck had really improved. Five minutes after the kick-off, the Portuguese midfielder got the ball. Nani stopped the ball and observed the situation, then saw the captain pointing towards the middle of the penalty area.
Pass it there!
Nani immediately passed the ball in that direction, just passing by two Swedish defenders who were running. The Portuguese captain quickly inserted and successfully reached the landing point of the ball!
The defender and Swedish goalkeeper chasing him were panicking. Who the hell had offended him? Why does this striker look so murderous?
They felt like they were his enemies!
"Beautiful ball! Great job! Great pass... Look at Cristiano Ronaldo's kick - Got it! Goal!"
"Gooooal~ In the 55th minute of the second half, Portugal scored a goal!"
"If Sweden wants to advance, they must ensure that Portugal does not continue to score goals!"
After scoring the goal, Luo Xiaoxiao quickly ran to the sideline, jumped up and fell to the ground, pointed at the ground with both hands and yelled!
This is my home ground! I am the boss of this stadium!
It is wrong to take off Ivan's pants! Even teammates can’t do that!
I can score the goal without relying on Ivan’s luck!
Nani ran over happily, roared like Luo Xiaoxiao, and hugged him.
Pepe also ran over. The young man was so happy that he felt that it was worth it to sacrifice himself for the good luck. Ivan was also really amazing. He was a mobile ATM on the court!
If you touch him, you will easily get a chance to score!
If this isn’t an ATM, then what is it! No need to enter a password!
Soon, it wasn't just Pepe who started to think what he had done was great, the Portuguese fans included.
They already had a good impression of Alvin because of the World Cup knockout stage. Now that he is not playing football and is not a threat to their World Cup qualification, they have even less grudge against him!
Ivan is really a good friend of the Portuguese people, they love him, confess your love to that little sweetheart, from now on you will be our Portuguese sweetheart!
England fans said, what? What did you say? You Portuguese again?
I repeat, Alvin is theirs! Taking advantage of Ivan Ou's energy? Have you asked the majority of England fans?
From now on, you have to pay for freeing your money. It's time to go to the government gate for a stroll and include this matter in the proposal as soon as possible!
Don't think they are making a fuss. Ten minutes later, Portugal scored again.
It was still a similar way of scoring. He was alone in the penalty area with no one to support him, and he almost tore through the opponent's defense with a single-handed move!
"Gooooooal~~~Cristiano Ronaldo! Like Ibrahimovic, he scored twice in this game!"
"He looks very good now! His outstanding performance in the club has also continued in the national team's competition. Now the Swedes are anxious because they were one goal behind in the first leg!"
After Luo Xiaoxiao scored the goal, his tense face finally looked better. At least his teammates came over to hug him and he smiled.
The Portuguese players looked at each other. That's all. If the captain asked them about it later, they, the ones who supported Pepe mentally, could still die with their friends.
Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't understand why Ivan's panties were taken off this time, until he accidentally saw Ivan pulling the fabric around his waist.
He realized that it might be because the size was too small and the waistband was a little tight, making it difficult to take off. However, it could still be taken off if one had enough strength, and because it was difficult to take off, he could probably take his panties off with him!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻It’s better to change the size back. It would be more useful to consider adding a belt to Alvin!
He was also responsible, and he felt embarrassed to be angry because it was he who asked for the size to be changed, and Dou Dou didn't say anything and wore it anyway even if it was uncomfortable.
But I'm still depressed, what should I do?
The Portuguese bit his cheek, the goal can be broken!
Goal! Goals make me happy, goals make Alvin happy!
The Portuguese are not very good at showing off in front of their boyfriends!
After the two sides drew 2-2 in this game, it was the Swedes' turn to panic.
This was reflected in the fact that they had more small defensive moves in the frontcourt. Portugal actually had a lot of offensive opportunities in this game, but they were always just a little bit short.
This is why "transfer" is so important.
When Luo Xiaoxiao jumped up again to grab the high ball, the Swedish No. 8 who was trying to grab the ball with him was also there. Their positions were a little forward and neither of them could reach it. That should have been the case, but I don't know if No. 8 failed to brake or what, and when he turned around, he bumped into Portugal's No. 7 with his elbow.
Except for the Portuguese who screamed in pain, no one noticed what happened between them.
No, someone else found out.
“Beep——”
The Swedes, who were anxious about falling behind, were shocked. What did they see? They saw Ivan showing a red card to their teammates!
What? He said elbow? !
This is unscientific! They didn’t see it!
The Swedes quickly stepped forward and surrounded Ivan. The other Portuguese players were not willing to be left behind and they pushed and shoved each other with the Swedish players.
The Swedish No. 8 who was given a red card was stunned. He did it on purpose, but he felt that the action of raising his hand was natural and would not be discovered!
Does this referee's eyes have infrared sensors? Why does it seem like nothing that happens on the court escapes his eyes?
"It was a deliberate elbow. I saw it clearly. If there is any problem, you can appeal after the game. Now, get out of the way." It is impossible to take back Ivan's card. Even if a player wanted to push him, he dodged quickly and swiftly, and gave the player a yellow card.
The fans in front of the TV watched the replay, they were not panicked, they were even obsessed with it.
Xiao Tiantian is really awesome, his eyes are different from ordinary people and his observation skills are amazing!
What are unjust, false and wrong cases in front of him? He didn't make a wrong judgment!
Look at how he is not afraid of that group of players at all, and look at his handsome figure as he escapes from the encirclement!
A clear stream among international referees and a positive example for Premier League referees!
Ibrahimovic came over, he didn't see clearly, and when his teammates went down, he had to fight for it no matter what.
He put his hand on Alvin's shoulder and wanted to chat with him. However, without Ivan doing anything, the other Portuguese players came over and separated him.
Can you respect the referee and stop wasting time?
Want to take advantage of the referee's good luck? No, the luck in this game belongs to us!
Ibrahimovic thought about it and agreed. He also believed in Ivan, and he had to hurry up and score the goal without wasting time.
But Sweden lost one man, and as their overall strength was inferior to Portugal, they soon couldn't hold on.
They failed to score and Portugal scored another one.
It was still Luo Xiaoxiao, his third solo chance, he took on three opposing defenders and a goalkeeper all by himself.
After scoring the goal, Luo Xiaoxiao threw away the captain's armband he had been holding in his hand and opened his arms to his teammates.
He doesn't like to wear the armband on his arm, he likes to hold it in his hand!
The entire Portuguese team piled up like a human mountain and the fans were still laughing. It was simply men on top of men!
Luo Xiaoxiao is at the very bottom, will he really not be crushed?
The time was approaching 90 minutes, and even Ibrahimovic knew that there was no way to turn the tide.
Before the game, he told the media that only God knew the outcome of the game, and he was God.
Now he can only say that God is not omnipotent.
Although Portugal relies entirely on Ronaldo, at least when the Portuguese is restricted, he can still run and let his teammates pass the ball to find opportunities. Sweden really only has Ibrahimovic. Ibrahimovic can play any position. The only thing he lacks for the championship is someone who can cooperate with him, stand behind him and support him, or understand his passing.
Ibrahimovic can win all league titles, but he cannot reach the top of Europe, nor can he really go far on the world stage.
He is different from Ronaldo. He is more like his senior in Milan, Shevchenko. They are the real lone heroes.
They were born at the wrong time, but they are forever dazzling, and the world of football is brilliant because of their existence.
People love football because it involves victory and passion, but also tears and regrets.
The commentator sighed: "Ibrahimovic is 31 years old, and Sweden missed the World Cup. He tried his best."
When Alvin blew the whistle to end the game, the home fans felt a little disappointed, but they had to admit that they had enjoyed an extremely exciting event.
Luo Xiaoxiao ran towards Ivan excitedly and hugged him.
The camera was pointed at them, and the commentator said: "It's not easy for the Portuguese captain, Cristiano Ronaldo. He single-handedly carried Portugal into the World Cup. No one can deny his toughness. Now that he has seen his good friend Irving, he can't wait to share the joy of victory with him."
As the fans watched them hugging, some felt sad. As Irwin said, he had no regrets after winning the World Cup, but his playing career seemed to have only had a brief moment of brilliance.
Ivan's brief moment of brilliance is exactly what Ibrahimovic has been pursuing in his 20 years of playing football.
Sometimes, fate is like this, and God is really fair.
Luo Xiaoxiao was still excitedly saying to Ivan: "Ivan, I did it, Ibrahimovic is God, and I am God's father!"
Alvin smiled: "Well, you are awesome." Alvin patted Luo Xiaoxiao and signaled him to let him go first.
Luo Xiaoxiao let him go obediently. Seeing Ivan walking towards Ibrahimovic, he raised his eyebrows but didn't say anything.
A winner should still have the demeanor of a winner~
Since you are awesome, I will temporarily lend you my boyfriend's shoulder to cry on~
Of course, it was impossible for Ibrahimovic to cry on Ivan's shoulder as his height was not suitable. When he saw Ivan coming over, he grinned and gave him a familiar smile.
Neither of them spoke a word, they just hugged each other to express everything.
But they all knew everything in their hearts. This was heroes appreciating each other and respecting the strong.
When they parted, Ivan said, "You can still play for at least 10 years."
Ibrahimovic smiled even happier. Zlatan just likes to see kittens. They are good-looking and speak nicely.
Ivan looked at his little hair and asked, "Why did you tie your hair up?"
Ibrahimovic touched his hair and asked: "Zlatan's hair is messed up?"
Ivan shook his head: "No."
Luo Xiaoxiao came up, and he and Ibrahimovic put aside their past grudges and hugged each other.
Then the three of them walked towards the player tunnel together, just like they walked onto the court together before the game started.
It's a rare day when the three kings gather together.
The camera follows them and people will remember this scene forever.
When we walked into the players' tunnel surrounded by reporters, this solemn and desolate atmosphere was instantly broken.
Reporters had already received news that Ibrahimovic called Ivan "kitten" before the game.
Luo Xiaoxiao and Ivan saw Ibrahimovic being stopped by a female reporter, who asked, "You seem to call Ivan a kitten? Based on your previous interactions with your teammates, do you have a different interest in men?"
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