Although Ibrahimovic got married at the age of 21, his partner is 11 years older than him, and they already have two children, the football world is very keen to know about the love lives of these big stars.
Everyone knows that he does things in an unconventional way, so we really need to make a list of those who chat with him on the court.
I just don’t know what sentiment his word “little cat” has touched on the media today.
The female reporter with exquisite makeup did not give in at all. When it comes to work and headlines, what can a lady eat?
Ibrahimovic laughed when he heard her words. The first question he asked was actually unrelated to the game?
He stared at the female reporter for two seconds and said, "You'll know the answer to this question if you come to my house tonight. By the way, bring your sisters with you."
Female reporter: “…”
Ivan: “…”
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
They looked at each other, ready to answer, but they could not learn.
After answering the question, Ibrahimovic looked at the two people who were also the focus.
He raised his eyebrows, his face full of interest.
Come on, Zlatan has blocked the first interview for you, don't try to avoid it, you can't avoid it.
The next day, as expected, the headlines were all about this game.
There is a cartoon picture that is particularly interesting. Three little people wearing uniforms of different teams are drawn together, and everyone can tell who they are at a glance.
The Q version of Ivan, wearing a black referee uniform, holds a whistle in his mouth and is about to kick the ball. A Q version of Cristiano Ronaldo is drawn in the direction of the kick, and there are two balls lying in the goal.
The Q version of Eevee here has a kitten lying on its head, and one hand has reached out to the kitten's whiskers and is pulling the cat's whiskers.
It is worth mentioning that the Q version of Ivan’s lower body is just a pair of triangle panties, with his shorts hanging on his legs.
This is really profound.
Anyone with a discerning eye can understand the meaning!
The style of the picture is humorous, but the meaning is not very friendly.
Due to the protests of many English fans, this game also alarmed UEFA. They deeply understood the public opinion, watched the videos of Ivan's recent officiating games, and slapped their thighs.
There is nothing wrong with the young man's enforcement. The problem is that those players made too many small moves!
How dare you kiss and pull down the pants of the referee?
So, after being submitted to FIFA for approval, the latest rule revisions arrived.
In addition to further improving football rules, FIFA has added a new one:
[If a player intentionally behaves in a way that obstructs the referee and his referee team on the field, including non-conflict actions that violate fair competition ethics, the referee may give a yellow card or a red card depending on the severity of the situation. 】
puff!
The day this rule came out, it became a hot topic on Twitter.
Everything else is fine, including further improvements in goal-line technology, but it is mainly this one that is so rich in content that fans have never understood it so quickly.
This cliffhanger has its reasons and evidence, but who provides the evidence? Sweetie, do you know?
Hahahaha oh my god, what is a non-conflict action that violates the ethics of fair competition? I'm afraid you all don't understand. Isn't it the official version of "Don't fucking take advantage of the referee's luck or violators will be warned with a small card"?
Xiao Tiantian, the man who made FIFA change the rules for him twice!
You ask when was the last time the rules were changed?
That was the time when Alvin cancelled his name from the referee position and went to play football!
After all, there has never been such an example throughout history. FIFA’s tacit approval is indispensable to Alvin’s ability to play football.
This incident caused heated discussions at the time, and now the matter of England winning the World Cup has been brought up again. Some people said that maybe Irving has some relationship with FIFA, otherwise how to explain that FIFA made exceptions for him twice?
Spanish fans said, what a mess the last World Cup in South Africa was! FIFA must be unhappy with the powerful Spain, so it deliberately released the beast out of the cage to prevent their matador team from winning the championship!
#Fierce Beast·Sweetheart:? ? ?
Which team is unhappy this time, fearing that they will meet Ivan and have good luck and win the championship?
UEFA President! Godfather Pu! I heard you are a Barcelona fan? Why don't you step up and pass it on to everyone?
#Platini:? ? ?
It has been a hot topic this month, with people saying all the news online and no one knows which one is true. All I know is that FIFA changed the rules very quickly, specifically targeting Ivan, and that's true.
Speaking of the Premier League referee who "transferred" to La Liga, everyone knows about it. It's true that we have never seen him, but have heard of him for a long time.
Is he the referee who is young and handsome, and most importantly, always issues red cards in every game?
If he was the protagonist, no one would be surprised at all. This kind of thing is very normal. We'll get used to it. It's just that it will be difficult to deal with him next time we see him.
If nothing else, he really is a legend! He never makes mistakes in officiating, has won the World Cup, acted in movies, is England's national treasure, and has a huge fan base!
Wouldn't you be scared if you met him? Even if you get a card in return from him, no one will sympathize with you. As a striker, you have to think twice before falling down in the penalty area, because if the referee on duty is Irvin and you get a card from him, the public opinion you will receive after the game will definitely not be what you think, with voices in your favor and scolding the referee for being blind, but rather one-sided cheers!
My god, he has set a good example for the entire refereeing community!
Nowadays, referees are becoming more daring in blowing the whistle, and more and more people are signing up to be referees. Children from all over the country will proudly show off that they have obtained their referee certificates, while the players' lives seem to be even more difficult!
Who to blame?
Blame Alvin?
No, no, no, it’s all their fault. They don’t play football well and just know how to take advantage of loopholes! QAQ
#It smells so good.
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye it’s the end of the year again. It’s time to take stock of the best of the year.
This year's three candidates are all very outstanding. Unlike previous years, no one dares to confirm the winner of this year's Ballon d'Or until the last minute.
The night before the award ceremony, Luo Xiaoxiao tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep for the first time in her life.
"What's wrong? Is your chest still hurting?" Ivan asked, referring to the time when Luo Xiaoxiao was elbowed by a Swedish player.
When he came back that day, he used medicinal wine to massage the Portuguese man. There were bruises at that time, but after a month, they should be healed.
Originally he wanted to use medicine, but Luo Xiaoxiao was not happy about it and said it was a minor injury and would heal on its own.
Alvin let him do as he pleased, and every day he gave the Portuguese medicinal wine, which was very new to him.
Luo Xiaoxiao even fell in love with this "interactive game" before bedtime.
The Portuguese no longer feels pain, he just has some indescribable emotions about tomorrow's Ballon d'Or.
Ivan put out his arms to hold him in place. “It’s not the first time you’ve been there, Cris.”
Don't get too excited, or you'll feel bad tomorrow.
The Portuguese whispered, "That's different."
It’s been so long since I won the Ballon d’Or, it feels no different than the first time I went.
He blinked and looked at Ivan's closed eyes: "I want to take you with me."
Ivan opened his eyes and looked at him: "Take me with you? How?"
No one knew what Luo Xiaoxiao was thinking about. He stopped talking and just laughed secretly to himself.
Ivan: “…”
Luo Xiaoxiao: "You said you dressed up like last time, will they recognize you?"
Ivan: “…” Is Cris so excited that he’s crazy?
This is such an unrealistic thing, is makeup a face-changing technique?
He pulled the quilt over him and said, "Go to sleep."
The Portuguese was still squirming, and Alvin understood him very well. He closed his eyes and said, "If you don't sleep, I'm going to sleep with little Chris and the others."
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
#Go to sleep now. Go to sleep now.
But even when he closed his eyes, his eyeballs couldn't help moving. I really want to see Alvin at the Golden Globe Awards.
There is no special award for the judges at this kind of awards ceremony, so it is impossible for them to go.
If Alvin were still playing football, he would definitely be in the top three of the Ballon d'Or.
Recalling the Golden Ball Award ceremony during the World Cup in South Africa...
Luo Xiaoxiao bit her lip unconsciously.
Ivan probably had some special ability. He could feel the Portuguese man's brain waves even with his eyes closed. He touched his face and said, "Go to sleep. I'll always be with you."
Luo Xiaoxiao: (*/ω＼*)
He quietly opened his eyelids and saw Ivan's calm face. His long eyelashes drooped, casting a row of small shadows on his face.
He looked as if he were about to fall asleep.
Luo Xiaoxiao leaned over and kissed Ivan on the mouth like a child stealing candy, then quickly pulled back.
Ivan didn't respond, hehehe~
He closed his eyes contentedly and began to sleep. Soon he fell into a sleepy state. In his dream, he seemed to hear someone whispering something in his ear.
Hmm? What is he talking about? Luo Xiaoxiao didn't understand, but this heat source was very comfortable. He hugged it and rubbed it, feeling comfortable~
His brain couldn't work anymore, but he didn't hate the voice. Surrounded by the hypnotic voice, he gradually fell asleep.
To this year's Golden Globe Awards, Luo Xiaoxiao brought little Chris and his mother.
This was the first time for little Chris to attend such an occasion. He was curious about everything, but he was very well-behaved. He didn't run around and sat obediently with his grandmother.
Luo Xiaoxiao sat in the front row with the other two candidates. He looked very good. He got up at four in the morning yesterday to apply hairspray. He was not sleepy at the moment, and he had nothing else to do except stay handsome, so he started to daydream.
Looking at the players who came to participate, each of them brought their wives and children, Luo Xiaoxiao's thoughts flew away.
For example, he got up quietly this morning to apply hairspray and spray perfume, but still alarmed Alvin.
He remembered that his catmint had not woken up yet, and when he was startled, he subconsciously covered his head with the quilt. He thought it was so cute.
It would be nice to see Alvin here, Luo Xiaoxiao curled his lips, he really didn’t even have anyone to chat with.
He is not familiar with Ribery, and as for Messi... well, they can't really talk to each other.
Finally, the Golden Globe Awards ceremony began. After the organizers made a series of official speeches, the highlight came.
The award presenters are different every year, and usually they are football legends, those who have retired or are about to retire and have made great achievements in the football world.
The person who announces the award list is the invited guest.
Maybe Pele or someone?
After the organizer finished speaking, he turned around with a smile and looked at the door over there. It was obvious that he was waiting for the award presenter to come.
There seemed to be some problem over there, which delayed us a little.
The silence on the stage attracted the attention of the people below, who were whispering to each other, wanting to know what had happened.
Luo Xiaoxiao also looked towards the door over there, but there was no sign of the guest there. For some reason, his heart suddenly began to beat fast.
He remembered what Ivan said to him that night -
"I've always been with you."
And there was the strangely pronounced words that he couldn't understand when he fell into a deep dream.
There seemed to be footsteps behind the door over there.
Step by step, getting closer and closer.
The door opened, and what came into everyone's view was a pair of dazzling long legs.
The Portuguese felt his heart skip a beat.
A well-fitting suit, meticulous formal attire, and perfect manners——
There was a cry of surprise from behind:
"Oh God, it's him!"
"Why is he here? Is he the mysterious guest mentioned in the newspaper?"
"Oh my god, I love this segment! The organizer's approach really touched me!"
The person who pushed open the door finally appeared in front of everyone in his entirety. He raised his head, and under his soft chestnut hair were those familiar deep blue eyes that could draw people in.
He looked at the people sitting in the audience and smiled slightly.
--ah! Those dimples! It’s him, it’s definitely him!
Alvin! Original intention!
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