74 Ch九千歲的掌心小狐貍
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【Beautiful, silly fox gong with all his intelligence focused on physique × Powerful, paranoid but gentle Grand Eunuch shou】
When the foolish little fox went down the mountain for the first time, his sister told him that if things went bad, he could pretend to be dead, as people in the lowlands don't eat dead foxes. Ji Qing remembered this.
He bought two big steamed buns in the city and ate them as he walked. He then stumbled upon something incredible and immediately lay down on the ground, but someone picked him up and said, "I think this fool is pretty good, let him be the substitute."
Just like that, the naive country fox from the mountains transformed into a long-lost little prince.
The Grand Eunuch stared at him for a long time and then said, "Foxy charm."
The fox heard this and puffed out his chest proudly. "We foxes should have a foxy appearance. You have good taste; you are a good person."
Silly foxes have silly blessings; he couldn't understand when others spoke ill of him.
Someone warned the fox, "The Grand Eunuch is very cunning; stay away from him."
The fox blinked. "Xinji? What kind of chicken is that? Fresh free-range chicken? That sounds delicious!"
The fox ate and gnawed every day, pestering the Grand Eunuch to play with him.
Finally, one day, the Grand Eunuch stood before the fox's bed. "Your servant is here to attend to His Highness's rest."
The fox nodded, overjoyed, and used Ting Lan's chest as a pillow to sleep the whole night. Soft, big, and comfortable! (Twinkling eyes)
Later, an accident occurred, and the fox took a sword for Ting Lan.
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Ting Lan fell in love with someone. He smiled at others? Not allowed; he looked at others? Also not allowed.
He disregarded everything else and offered himself to the fox, but he never took off his clothes. "Close your eyes; don't look at me."
The Grand Eunuch, who was inscrutable in the eyes of his courtiers and palace attendants, calculated a hundred times a day whether Ji Qing loved him. He used power and fame as golden chains to bind the person by his side, never to leave him again.
Then one day, his beloved, who loved to talk and laugh, and bounced on the bed with his cute little bottom, stood in front of him and took a sword, losing his breath.
Ting Lan was almost driven mad; the capital was shaken, and blood flowed like a river at the Meridian Gate. He was now certain that the little prince loved him, but it was too late...
Short Theater: "Hmph, didn't you expect it? I, a little fox, have nine lives! I'm back!"
Not even fully transformed, the fox, with a fluffy tail and pointy ears, burrowed into the Grand Eunuch's quilt, clutching an apple he had grown.
When Ting Lan frowned and lifted the quilt, he jumped out holding the apple, "Do you miss me?"
Seeing Ting Lan frozen in front of him, the fox slowly tucked himself back into the quilt, "If you don't miss me, then never mind..."
Ting Lan's heart was greatly shaken, and tears streamed down his face, unsure if it was a dream or an illusion, but he still couldn't help but poke the soft fox's ear.
He should have known earlier; there is no such beauty in the world, unless it's a demon or a fox.
Later, rumors spread in the capital that the Grand Eunuch had taken a substitute for the deceased Thirteenth Prince... None of the characters are perfect; they all have their own personality flaws.
The Grand Eunuch is a real eunuch! They pamper each other 1v1; it's a sweet story with just a tiny bit of angst for flavor.
Is it a younger-older relationship? (But the fox is two hundred years old, so strictly speaking, it should be older-younger...). It's a story about a young couple in love; consider the power struggles as just for fun.
Below is the pre-release for my new work, an ancient BL novel with a double faked death scheme, "After Death, My Nemesis Dug Me Up."
The former sword bearer of a cultivation sect, now a traitor, Qin Zhihan was buried. His death was so timely, occurring suddenly before all truths were revealed.
At this moment, he himself was floating above his grave, watching his nemesis dig up his bones, inevitably feeling heartbroken. "I'm already dead; it's better not to desecrate the corpse."
Things changed... "He's taking off my clothes!" Jiang Tan, are you a pervert?! How can a model of righteousness do such a thing?
Tsk tsk tsk, truly a decline of public morals. Fortunately, I have a good figure, so I'm not afraid to be seen...
As a result, Qin Zhihan is now Jiang Tan's puppet... Oh dear, still too naive. I always said this guy was pretending to be serious; he usually dressed primly and spoke formally, who knew he was a pervert.
Since becoming a puppet, Qin Zhihan pretended to be an automaton every day, unable to help in the slightest, and constantly bothering Jiang Tan. But Jiang Tan seemed... overly calm?
As expected of True Person Jiang, his composure is unparalleled. Qin Zhihan watched Jiang Tan tirelessly work to uncover the truth of their past, staying up day and night.
Finally, he couldn't resist picking up the man and throwing him onto the bed. "Wait, why are you blushing? I told you to go to sleep..."
Later, Qin Zhihan took a sword for Jiang Tan. He thought, "Goodbye, Jiang Tan, your little puppet can't be fixed; we're even now."
After getting a new body, Qin Zhihan stealthily retrieved himself, caressing that pale, handsome face, feeling heartbroken. "What kind of clothes are these? They look like Jiang Tan's. Change them."
When Jiang Tan stormed in, Qin Zhihan was happily playing with himself like a dress-up doll. As a result, Jiang Tan's sword was at his neck, and with bloodshot eyes, he asked, "What past do you have with Qin Zhihan?"
"No, what kind of story could I have with myself?! Aren't I always tangled up with you?"
... Short Theater One: Jiang Tan lifted the puppet's chin, looking at his old friend's pale face, and suddenly felt playful. "Call me 'Master' and let me hear it."
Qin Zhihan's dark eyes turned to him, seemingly unaware of the implication in his words, and his voice was hoarse, "Master." Upon hearing these two words, Jiang Tan was suddenly distraught.
"Qin Zhihan has always been aloof; you are indeed not him. Is it just a delusion after all...?" The reckless Qin Zhihan was baffled. "What happened? Why am I not myself...?"
Short Theater Two: Jiang Tan burst into the room and saw the person with flowing white hair lying in the disheveled Qin Zhihan's arms. The person he held dear was being treated so lightly.
Jiang Tan's eyes were red, his fingers trembling, almost unable to hold his sword. "Qin Zhihan, what kind of thing exactly did you fall in love with...?"
Content Tags: Court Intrigue, Destined Love, Ancient Fantasy, Lighthearted Healing. Pei Jiqing, Ting Lan. Other: Faked Death, Eunuch, Fluffy. One-sentence summary: The naive country fox from the mountains has arrived. Theme: Love can overcome all difficulties.