The Great Villain of Greece

If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?

At the banquet, Lorne, who had been invited, saw the golden apple on the plate inscribed with "For the Fairest Goddess," and the three goddesses embroiled in conflict before him. He picked up a knife with a grin.

First step, peel the apple. The peel goes to Aphrodite.

"To be fair, you are quite pretty. As a peel, you're still presentable."

Second step, cut the flesh. The flesh goes to Hera.

"You are the Queen of Heaven, but everyone on Olympus, from eight hundred years old down to beasts, can cuckold you, even men, women, and sheep. Since your dignity is already gone, take this inner part."

Third step, give the remaining core to Athena.

"You should have been born as a male god to inherit Zeus's throne, but because of Zeus, you lost your 'seed.' So, here's the fruit's seed for you."

Aphrodite clenched her fists, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned her spear and shield...

Seeing this, Lorne quickly stepped back, firmly shielding Eris, the Goddess of Discord, who was among the crowd.

"You want to be the Goddess of Discord with this? Look at me, I can instantly make them unite, you can't even stir up trouble as well as I can."

"..."

Gazing at the Greek gods around him, sharpening their blades, Eris fell silent.