CompletedThe Hundred Beast Garden was tragically ransacked by enemies, leaving only two young immortal attendants at the gate and a few monster cubs. Zhao Xixiang, a world-class chef, was summoned as a destined individual. Unable to bear the desolate scene, she decided to stay as the园长 (park director/headmistress) and revive the kindergarten. She spent her days feeding and bathing the cubs, playing and cultivating with them, and even helping them defeat their inner demons. To boost the kindergarten's popularity, she decided to livestream her cooking. Mapo crystal ore, Kung Pao Vermilion Bird cubes, hot and sour water beast shreds, sweet and sour fire bat fish essence… the cubs ate it and shouted, "So delicious!"
Soon, they could breathe fire and their flapping wings could cause hurricanes. Their combat power became extraordinary. Monster cultivators rushed to imitate her cooking and scrambled to enroll their own cubs. More and more rare cubs joined the Hundred Beast Garden, while demonic cultivators watched from the sidelines, eager to snatch the young beasts.
Zhao Xixiang declared, "If those demonic cultivators dare to covet my cubs again, watch me smash your dog heads with my wok spatula!"
"Such trivial matters shouldn't trouble the园长." The ugly handyman revealed his true form, transforming into the supreme deity of the Immortal Realm. With a casual wave, he conjured clouds and summoned rain, extinguishing the demonic flames throughout the entire Immortal Realm.
CompletedSynopsis: Jiang Huaisu transmigrates into a white magpie, one that hasn't taken human form yet.
Soaring high, just as she's about to experience the thrill of flight, an arrow pierces her wing, and she falls into the hand of the one who drew the bow.
It's a delicate little boy. She hears a servant call him, Third Young Master.
Through clever maneuvering, Jiang Huaisu manages to save her life and spends her days pondering how to escape the young master's birdcage.
One day, she unexpectedly discovers that this place is actually the world of Journey to the West!
And that Third Young Master has an extraordinary background; he's actually an earthly avatar of Prince Nezha!
...The childhood male god filter shatters on the spot.
*
Jiang Huaisu is curious about what Nezha's true form looks like, and she sneaks a peek.
On the battlefield, the young deity stands with fire under his feet and a face like cold jade. His eyes are beautiful, but lack expression.
—Is this what Nezha looks like in the Heavenly Realm? He seems rather unapproachable.
By then, Jiang Huaisu has parted ways with the "Third Young Master" and latched onto the main male protagonist of Journey to the West.
Unfortunately, this leg is also a troublemaker. Not long after, he raises his banner and declares himself king on Flower Fruit Mountain, proclaiming himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. His arrogant demeanor attracts troops from the Heavenly Realm to suppress him.
The young vanguard, dispatched by imperial decree, wears red silk and stands on the clouds, with a vast sea of heavenly soldiers behind him.
The young man's eyesight is extremely sharp, and he immediately spots Jiang Huaisu, hiding in the dark to watch the spectacle.
Descending on his Wind Fire Wheels, he stares intently at the girl's face, looking thoughtful—
"Have we met before?"
*
Time has passed, and Nezha is no longer the Nezha of that year. For some unknown reason, he decides to confess his love to her.
"I'm sorry for plucking your feathers back then. You can pluck mine back!"
Jiang Huaisu pretends to sigh, "But His Highness the Third Prince is a lotus incarnation; he has no feathers for me to pluck."
"...Then you can pinch my petals, I won't get angry at all."
Important Trigger Warnings/Notes:
① Not a strong female lead, not a major female protagonist story.
② This is my interpretation of Journey to the West and my interpretation of Nezha. Some settings are derived from the Investiture of the Gods or folk legends and should not be taken as historical fact. Please do not equate this with the image of the orthodox deities.
Content Tags: Supernatural, Classic Literature, Transmigration, Mythology
Jiang Huaisu, Nezha, Figures from Journey to the West
One Sentence Summary: A little lotus falls from the sky.
Concept: Nothingness breaks nothingness.
CompletedWhen the little dumpling accidentally causes trouble:
Taiqing: The dumpling is our young brother, lively and cute. What's wrong with doting on him?
Yuanshi: The dumpling is still a child, what can he understand?
Shangqing Little Dumpling: Hehe, Eldest Brother and Second Brother are the best.
When the little dumpling turns into a kitten:
Taiqing: Baby, won't you let Eldest Brother kiss and hug you?
Yuanshi: Baby, come here! Let Second Brother rub your little belly!!!
Shangqing Little Dumpling: Woooow~ Woooow, Eldest Brother and Second Brother are bullying me~
Content tags: Light-hearted, Daily Life.
Other: Group pet, primordial world, little dumpling.
CompletedSynopsis: Ping Yu has an odd birth chart, destined to be haunted by ghosts. She was born with eyes that can see into the Yin and Yang realms.
A Taoist priest warned that she would face a life-or-death crisis at the age of twelve. Coincidentally, her father heard that his nephew had become a disciple of an immortal. Thus, Ping Yu was sent to temporarily stay with them, hoping to avert disaster by simply being in the vicinity and seeking a solution.
Good news: that child is Nezha. Bad news: he's the most mischievous version of his childhood self, and he discovered her ghost-attracting constitution.
And so...
Ping Yu would be walking down the road and get captured to lure lost ghosts. She'd be sleeping in her room and be called awake to summon wild spirits. Even while eating in the hall, she had to be careful to lure greedy ghosts...
She was treated like bait for half a year.
Until one day, Nezha caused a major calamity. He killed a dragon from the East Sea, skinned it, pulled out its tendons, and even used its scales to protect Ping Yu.
Rain fell for three days over Qiantang Pass, with furious waves that swallowed the fishermen. To appease the Dragon King's wrath, he cut out his own bones and flesh, returning them to his parents.
Nezha died, and Ping Yu thought she would never see him again. However, to her surprise, while she was burning offerings for him, remembering their past connection, the boy stood alive and well before the tombstone.
"Lin Ping Yu," Nezha asked through gritted teeth, "Why didn't you accept the scales I gave you?"
Ping Yu: ... Oh, right. I forgot I attract ghosts.
. . .
During the period when Nezha was dead, only Ping Yu could see him. He became even more moody, insisting on sleeping in Ping Yu's bed and not allowing her to leave his sight for a single moment during the day.
This troubled Ping Yu, making her lose her appetite and unable to sleep at night. They say the King of Hell is difficult to deal with, and minor demons are even more troublesome—Nezha, with his immense strength but small stature, is hard to classify.
Later, Ping Yu's fated crisis arrived as predicted. To protect her completely, Nezha borrowed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, forcibly manifesting himself, nearly destroying his soul.
Taiyi Zhenren took him away and housed him in a lotus, nurturing him in the Heavenly Pool. Ping Yu was also saved by the Taoist priest and diligently cultivated immortal techniques.
After this separation, another three years passed.
. . .
On the day they reunited in Xiqi, Ping Yu had just reached her coming-of-age ceremony. She had marched with her master and defeated the general of Zhaoge as proof of her loyalty.
At that time, Nezha, who had become a Vanguard Officer, brought her to the door and snatched her handkerchief, keeping it for himself.
Ping Yu: "Today I am coming of age, no longer a child. A handkerchief is a personal item; private exchange might not be appropriate."
Unexpectedly, the Hun Tian Ling suddenly attacked, binding her tightly. Ping Yu struggled in vain, only able to watch as Nezha approached step by step.
"I know that once a woman comes of age, she can discuss marriage. Three years have passed, and while others haven't improved, you've become quite wild."
The strong lotus fragrance made her feel dazed. She could only see a pair of eyes tinged with golden flames, biting her like a beast. The beautiful youth dangled the handkerchief, leaning down towards her, and said with a half-smile:
"Lin Ping Yu, besides me, who else do you want to marry?"
. . .
Manuscript available, daily updates, read with confidence.
Themes: Cultivation, Ensemble Cast, Adventure.
The background is highly fictionalized, not strictly the Shang dynasty.
The romance begins in the Xiqi arc after Nezha's transformation into a lotus. Before that, it's the elementary school boy and the lazy dog-girl bickering.
Many personal interpretations are used, drawing from various versions of Nezha to create my own take on the Third Prince.
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I, Betty, am an alien half-gem, half-human hybrid. I was raised by the Gem rebel army stationed on Earth, with the mission to guard humanity. When monsters from another world invaded Gotham, I was sent to handle the related affairs—and to attend elementary school. But on my first day of school, I was confessed to by my deskmate. That same day, he called his relatives and friends, fiercely demanding to see my guardian to propose marriage. Help! If the adults find out about my early romance, I'm doomed!
. . .
Damian is going crazy. Recently, Gotham has been invaded by monsters, and the number of missing persons is increasing daily. He was almost ambushed and killed by a monster during his night patrol but was saved by a mysterious person. The next day, that person became his deskmate and, upon meeting him, revealed his identity. This intrusive alien truly has no boundaries! Since they are aware of each other's identities, he decides to cooperate with Betty to solve the current problems, thereby showing his father who the best Robin is. Damian called Jonathan, preparing the Super-Twins to strike, but the girl brought him before her guardian.
Betty took his hand and declared to all the adults present: "We are married!"
Damian: ... Married? Me?
. . .
Child's play, a clash between the witless and the ill-tempered.
A large number of personal interpretations are used. The female lead is a half-gem, half-human hybrid from "Steven Universe"; watching it is not necessary for understanding, but I highly recommend it. It's truly good, please go watch it!
Content Tags: Sweet Romance, Classical Literature, Strange Tales, Investiture of the Gods, Mythological Legends.
Ping Yu, Nezha, Investiture of the Gods, Monkey King, Taiyi Zhenren, Journey to the West characters.
Others: Please leave more comments! I beg you, this is my life's request.
One-sentence synopsis: With my ghost-attracting constitution, I was entangled by Nezha after his death.
Theme: Lazy and indifferent girl x cat-like lotus man.
CompletedSynopsis 1:
The moment Yuan Yi opened her eyes, she became the second Ginseng Fruit Tree in the Great Wilderness. Faced with three fatal conditions – a Heavenly Dao loophole, lingering karmic energy, and chaotic earth veins – she pulled out the game design documents from her previous life:
"Farm Battleground" to cultivate a blessed land;
"Three Thousand Guests of Zixiao" to collect saint puzzles through card draws;
"Disciple Cultivation Simulator" to make all members of the Jie teaching sect work like Heavenly Dao laborers.
When the Heavenly Lord Tongtian steals vegetables everywhere just to pet cute animals, Hongyun chases Hongjun with an SSR all over the mountain, and Emperor Jun acts as an NPC with a hoe, the entire Great Wilderness discovers that even the great tribulations of heaven and earth are just a game.
Yuan Yi hides her merits and fame: "Thanks for the invitation, I'm in the Great Wilderness, just became a saint, my main job is a game designer, and my side hustle is saving the world."
Click to watch:
#Tongtian Steals Vegetables, Yuanshi Counterattacks#
#Kunpeng Scams the Chaos Bell and Gets Beaten#
#Saints Angrily Review Sanqing's Poor Card Draws#
#Li Jing Begs for Nezha's Character Creation Vouchers#
Synopsis 2:
One day, she transmigrated and became Zhen Yuanzi's useless sister. Yuan Yi looked at her body, which ached every day due to karmic energy, and sketched out formations—
Cannot cultivate? Then farm!
Cultivating spiritual land under the Ginseng Fruit Tree, using a farm game to resolve karmic energy;
Researching a gacha system under the western earth veins, Tongtian draws ten times and gets a furry skin;
The sermon in the Zixiao Palace instantly turns into a game launch conference, Nuwa creates humans through character creation, and Primordial Heavenly Lord is addicted to disciple raising.
When the war between the Wu and Demon clans becomes a story of the underworld, the Investiture of the Gods becomes a Great Wilderness MMO—
Yuan Yi hides her merits and fame: "Thanks for the invitation, I'm in the Great Wilderness, just became a saint, my main job is a game designer, and my side hustle is saving the world."
[Reading Guide]
1. Farming and infrastructure + game setting, the female lead builds the Great Wilderness by creating games.
2. Tongtian x Female Lead, sword cultivator internet addict vs. outwardly sweet but inwardly cunning laid-back designer.
3. The Investiture of the Gods/Wu-Demon war is gamified, all character endings are HE.
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The path to ascension is broken, and the orthodox lineage is declining.
At first, Guan Yue just wanted to find a sucker disciple to pass on the lineage and leave a glimmer of hope for the sect.
Who knew that one day she would take in so many sucker disciples – five thousand of them.
These disciples called themselves players, viewed heaven and earth as a game, called cultivation leveling up, called secret realms dungeons, and called trials hidden quests... and often crowded around her, chattering endlessly about the main quest.
Of course, as a mature sect master, Guan Yue tolerated all their bizarre actions. After all, without these disciples who couldn't die, who would inherit Guan Yue Sect, which was on the verge of collapse?
Who would have thought that halfway through passing on the lineage, these silly disciples' actions:
The declining sect revived—but why do some disciples keep trying to break into the forbidden area to dig up the "ancestral grave"? (Players: Is the respawn point in this game the grave? I'm really not a necromancer, no, a ghost cultivator?)
The incomplete heart pháp was perfected—but Guan Yue Sect's heart pháp isn't meant for you to perform "I want to marry seven"! (Players: Hehe, this is good, I can perform it alone for the Burning Winter.)
The injured cultivation has returned to its peak—why is the entire cultivation world shouting the slogan "Sect Master, fly without worries, disciples will always follow"? (Players: Sect Master is first, Sect Master is the best, our Sect Master is number one in the world! We want to send the Sect Master to debut in another world!)
Facing the reputation in the cultivation world that "Guan Yue Sect disciples are powerful but act recklessly, disregard ethics and morals, and have holes in their brains.".
Guan Yue let out a long sigh and chopped off the head of the Demon Lord who was orchestrating things from the shadows.
What's wrong with acting recklessly? My Guan Yue's disciples naturally have the confidence to do so.
Besides, haven't your disciples brought your sect the honor of "Number One Sect in the World" and helped you complete your lineage and achieve half-step ascension?
It's just that...
Who sent the Buddhist prodigy and the Sword Master at the door, and whose scoundrel disciple wrote the romantic tale of "Sword Master x Sect Master x Buddhist Prodigy" hanging on them?
Step forward, I allow you to run for half an incense stick!
"Immortal Sect Daily" Mini-Theater:
#My Sect is Unfortunate, The Eldest Disciple of Guan Yue Sect's True Love is Actually a Pig from Dongshan Village#
#Latest Bounty in the Cultivation World: Capture a Guan Yue Sect Disciple Alive, Breathing is Fine#
#Thanks for the invitation, acting as the sect master for the fourth heavenly disaster in the cultivation world, just buried a disciple#
[Reading Guide (Merit Cleared Version)]
1. A grand award of peculiar behaviors in the contemporary cultivation world: The mountain protection formation is engraved with corny love sayings / The alchemy furnace refines "Crazy Thursday" fried chicken / The water prison is a disco support group.
2. Red-clothed, protective elder sister sect master x Humanoid self-propelled killing weapon Sword Master, the Buddhist prodigy is just an innocent victim (Disciples: Among three people walking, one must be my teacher's wife!).
3. Player mental state: Riding a sword to deliver takeout / Giving spirit beasts a live broadcast meal / Playing a werewolf kill game with inner demons (Sect Master's blood pressure continues to +999).
4. Before reading, please prepare: Electronic wooden fish (to accumulate merit) / Heart-saving pills (Sect Master's model) / Sunglasses (to prevent being blinded by the brilliance of the silly).
5. Built-in 818 forum style, if there are any similarities, it is pure coincidence.
Content Tags: Time Travel, Farming, Great Wilderness, System, Infrastructure, Myths and Legends
Yuan Yi Tongtian
Others: Great Wilderness Farming Transmigration Game
One Sentence Summary: The entire Great Wilderness is my player.
Concept: Protect the environment, green mountains and clear waters are golden mountains and silver mountains.
Completed【The protagonist who only wants to die VS The destined lord with a bad temper】
Duan Jiuyou, the Heavenly Realm Ancestor of 78 million years, is tired of living!
Ever since she was 9,000 years old, she had etched "seeking death" into her very soul, hoping to assist ten generations of emperors before ending her long divine life. But she got stuck on the tenth generation.
During the chaotic war of gods, she saw the Desolate Lord Dijian exuding an immense killing aura and casually helped the Dragon Clan God Lord Bai Yanxing kill him, only to discover she had killed the wrong person. She had to bring him back and help him ascend the throne!
To achieve death, Duan Jiuyou reluctantly went to retrieve him.
But who would have thought that after bringing him back, he would have a bad temper, and she would have to painstakingly coax this "great master" who was not old but had a terrible temper!
Duan Jiuyou was truly annoyed.
But then, in order to save him, she removed her pain-free divine bone, and he secretly gouged out his heart to stop her bleeding.
One wholeheartedly seeks death but is always held back, while the other is cold and arrogant but softens only for her.
What to do now? Duan Jiuyou looked up at the sky, troubled.
It seems she... doesn't want to die anymore?
CompletedSynopsis: Next will be 'Happy Birthday', a female non-detective short story, see the last part for synopsis, please add to favorites~
Slight romance, slight horror, mythology, not an 'exciting' story, not an 'exciting' story
Emotionally slow-witted 'three-no' girl x self-conquering disliked villain
This story's synopsis:
Daydreaming in class, Xia Zhu had a dream within a dream.
Although this was her first dream even though she was already 18 years old;
Although she also took out a glittering magical stone from the dream;
Although the person from the dream chased after the stone to the real world and shamelessly claimed to be a protector of humanity, a righteous 'unknown official'.
But none of this is the main point.
The main point is that 'unknown officials' can come and go freely in dreams to help people break through the fog of desire, but only descendants of gods carrying divine blood can hold this position.
But Xia Zhu is just an ordinary high school senior with a simple mind and well-developed limbs. She neither knows the 'All Things Grow' ability of descendants of the Spring Emperor to control plants, nor the 'Ice Cold Flow' ability of descendants of Zhuanxu. Just when she thought the world was glitching, she suddenly awakened a 'reviving healing ability'.
But after checking through genealogies and reading through history, among the ancient gods, there was no god-human with the same ability.
Did she by some strange coincidence become the only healer in the world?
With school life at a dead end, Xia Zhu decided to join the 'unknown officials' and embarked on a journey to trace her origins.
Lu Manman searched high and low but found no answers.
Until a man with gray eyes suddenly appeared in her line of sight. Although he was harsh, he was truly beautiful, like a petal that seemed weak but could cut your hand, and his eyes always held an inexplicable hatred when looking at her.
CompletedCang Li accidentally transmigrated. Upon opening her eyes, she faced an open-air "grand villa," a gift from nature—a torrential downpour—and five hungry younger siblings, all while being completely penniless.
Facing such a disastrous start, Cang Li considered giving up and restarting. But restarting was impossible, so Cang Li had no choice but to roll up her sleeves and start from scratch to develop land and support her family.
After cultivating a field, Cang Li accidentally discovered that the mountain at her doorstep, which resembled a goddess, wasn't a mountain at all. It was her mother, Nuwa. That's right, the Nuwa who created humans; she was Nuwa's eldest legitimate daughter.
Now her mother had decided to slack off, delaying her path to becoming a Saint and causing a series of domino effects. Then, a handsome white-haired man came to her door, claiming he wanted to enlighten the human race.
Cang Li, Nuwa's eldest daughter, spread her hands and pointed to her five younger siblings behind her, who were playing in the mud, fighting, and pulling each other's hair: "Look, these are humans. Go enlighten them." Taiqing was dumbfounded.
CompletedLu Chong arrived in the Great Desolation, becoming a nascent divine being. However, he transmigrated too early, a whole Dao epoch too early!
At that time, the Great Desolation was only known as the Grand Wilderness!
CompletedAo Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea, waited a thousand years just to marry the Yinglong. He exhausted the power of the four seas, preparing vast expanses of glazed tiles as a betrothal gift, but in return, he only received her words: "I am going to marry into the Heavenly Palace."
On the day of the grand wedding, Ao Guang fought his way alone up to the Nine Heavens, staining three thousand li of cloud stairs with blood. Yinglong, in her fiery wedding dress, pointed her long sword directly at his heart: "Ao Guang, the East Sea Dragon Clan is in rebellion and should be executed."
He smiled, grasped the blade, and took a step forward, whispering in her ear, "Do you know that for this past thousand years, every day I fantasized about our wedding..." As his fresh blood dripped, her hand, holding the sword, trembled for the first time.