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When you start the journey with invincibility and immortality while ignoring all restrictions, how would you act?

Junlin: 'I don't eat beef!'

What are you kidding me? I'm already invincible and immortal, so what's wrong with being arrogant?

What? You're a demonic cultivator?

Bold! I am the chief disciple of the righteous sect Wuyang Sect, and you dare to face me directly. You already deserve to die!

What? You're a righteous cultivator?

Bold! I am a demonic cultivator! How many of my demonic brothers have you killed? You already deserve to die!

What? You want to be my brother?

This is acceptable, but all my brothers are in the Human Emperor Banner. You can go in and choose a seat for yourself.

What? You like me?

This is acceptable, but all my red faces are in the Human Emperor Banner. You can go in and choose a seat for yourself.

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The righteous fear me, and the demonic also fear me.

The only ones who respect and love me are those in the Human Emperor Banner, because I have given them the right to immortality!

And the qualification to stand at the top of the world!

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Junlin

After waking from the earth, Long Zhu focuses on three things!

First: Rescue an unknown actor from kidnappers.

Second: Find incense candles to satiate hunger.

Third: Seek employment to pass time.

Fourth: Prepare to die! — Wait, there is no fourth.

Thus begins her journey at "Omni Housekeeping," where broom meets ghosts and sect politics crumble under her feet.

A motley crew gathers around her:

A high schooler obsessively trying to bind her as a spirit servant.

The righteous sect's golden boy sworn to eradicate demons.

A destitute Daoist monk with a nose for profit.

An occult bureaucrat deploying spectral armies for fan meetups.

— And that devastatingly beautiful temple master who crafts irresistible incense.

Fake Synopsis:

Lin Fan: "Senior Brother, our Master's wife is suffering. Are you really willing to stand by and let her endure it?"

Senior Brother: "No, I’m not willing."

Lin Fan: "Alright, let's kill the Master."

Senior Brother: "Alright."

Real Synopsis:

In an era of chaos, where the Five Defilements have polluted the world, laws have crumbled, morals have decayed, and demons and ghosts run rampant, Lin Fan emerges from the Chaotian Daoist Temple after completing his cultivation. Entering the turbulent mortal world, he embarks on an unending journey to purge evil and restore order.

Draped in a Daoist robe, Lin Fan holds the welfare of the world in his heart, using reason and virtue to vanquish evil and safeguard humanity. But when words fail, he sets aside his robe, picks up a firewood axe, and carves righteousness into the world with unmatched force.

Demons and malicious spirits: "You call yourself a Daoist, yet your methods are more ruthless than ours!"

Notorious villains: "Daoist, put down the axe, wear your robe again, and let’s discuss this rationally!"

Themes: A thrilling mix of action-packed demon-slaying, philosophical reasoning, and humor. This is a tale of virtue enforced by sharp logic—or a sharper blade.

After transmigrating into the body of his parallel-world counterpart, Bai Ling discovers something horrifying: there’s a gaping hole in his chest, his blood has drained completely, and he’s now a walking corpse. To uncover the truth, he reads through his own diary:

If you’re reading this, it means I’m already dead.

I am a prophet. I foresaw an apocalyptic disaster, and to prevent it, I killed myself. My prophetic powers consume life energy, but as a dead person, I can use them endlessly.

To the version of me from another world, I hope you can save humanity and this world.

Armed with the diary, which details the next three years’ major events, key figures, and secrets, as well as his ever-functioning abilities, Bai Ling effortlessly assumes the role of the prophet.

“I need to create an organization, a group dedicated to saving the world. In this organization, I can use my abilities to act as the ‘Prophet’ and guide its members.”

But as he plans, Bai Ling realizes something:

“I used to hate characters in novels who spoke in riddles and refused to explain things properly. Now I know…”

“…Being a cryptic riddler is so much fun!”

Before anything else, though, he glances down at his decaying body:

“First, I need to find a funeral home. Can’t have my body rotting and stinking, can I?”

Genres:

Action, Adventure, Supernatural, Sci-Fi, Psychological, Mystery, Post-Apocalyptic, Rebirth, Transmigration, Dark Humor, Multiple Identities, Male Lead, Fantasy