CompletedThis is a completed ancient style ABO story, "The General Is Pregnant With Dragon Offspring," welcome to watch~ The next story is "The Little Fox Ran Away After Impregnating the Dragon Egg." Beautiful Gong, Beautiful Shou, cute vs. black-bellied, please collect~
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Prince Xiao Yu, born with异瞳 (special eyes), was considered unlucky.
At fifteen, the capital was in turmoil. Xiao Yu was brought back to the imperial city by the fierce-looking Wei Shuang to inherit the throne, becoming a puppet emperor with no real power.
Everyone said the young emperor had walked into a tiger's den, and Xiao Yu thought so too.
Wei Shuang was a meritorious minister in court, but to him, he was cold, tough, and wooden, a major concern.
After Xiao Yu's repeated tests of 'you don't come, I will go'.
Wei Shuang said with a cold face and earnest words: "Your Majesty, an emperor cannot reveal his preferences."
Xiao Yu thought: "Didn't I just steal a kiss from you yesterday?"
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Later, Wei Shuang was ambushed and entered a susceptible period. Xiao Yu, like a mantis stalking a cicada, picked him up and put him on the dragon bed.
He thought they were both Alpha and evenly matched, but after smelling Wei Shuang's pheromones, Xiao Yu inexplicably lost his strength. When he came to his senses, Wei Shuang was already pressing him down.
Xiao Yu was furious: "I am an Alpha, how can I be the subordinate?"
Wei Shuang: "Your Majesty, relax."
After several pleasant encounters, Xiao Yu smacked his lips, deceiving himself that it was all for the sake of the empire.
Even later, Xiao Yu found his belly gradually getting bigger...
Even later, Xiao Yu finally realized that he was actually a Beta, and pregnancy was not a special talent...
"I am the Son of Heaven, how can I be pregnant!!!"
"Summon Wei Shuang!"
The imperial edict to make him Empress was sent to the general's mansion overnight.
【Reading Guide】
1v1, double clean, older man raising younger man, HE, a small couple's duet.
Early stage of raising, mid to late stage of childbirth.
Ancient version of ABO, AO, His Majesty thought he was an A, steady Border Collie vs. Beagle-like puppy cat.
Minor squabbles, super thick mutual affection.
Not palace intrigue, lighthearted~
Short story, under 200k characters.
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An unorthodox old dragon gong x cute, manipulative fox shou.
An unorthodox dragon god gong x cute, manipulative fox shou, beautiful gong, beautiful shou, the higher the collection, the faster it opens~ Little cuties, please click to collect qwq
Fox Zhaozhao is the mountain god who just took over Mount Sumeru. On his way back, he found an injured human.
The human was very beautiful, and the fox liked him very much. So the fox brought him back to the fox den and climbed to the highest branch every day to send flowers to the human.
After a month of sending flowers, the little fox was stopped at the door by the handsome human.
Human: "Little fox, why do you always send me flowers?"
Fox Zhaozhao, blushing: "Because the fox wants to mate with you!"
Human: "...?"
Is this the legendary fox spirit?
The human said solemnly: "I am human now, and you are a fox. Humans and demons have different paths..."
Fox Zhaozhao's eyes turned red on the spot: "Then what should I do? Little mink said that spring is here, and if we don't mate, we will die."
The human shamelessly lowered his standards: "...Alright."
After spring, Fox Zhaozhao found himself gaining weight, his belly getting very big, feeling hard like a lump, and even moving. His magical powers also disappeared. Everything seemed like the precursor to a terminal illness.
Fox Zhaozhao: "As expected, being with humans punishes foxes."
Fox Zhaozhao didn't want to burden the human, so he cried and wrote a crooked suicide note: "Human, the fox is going to die, human, goodbye."
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The Dragon God possesses the ability to reproduce all things. While raining on Mount Sumeru, he was accidentally ambushed by a Flood Dragon. He was severely injured and could not transform back into his dragon form. He was picked up by a little fox spirit and brought into the Mustard Seed World within Mount Sumeru.
While interacting with the fox, the Dragon God fell in love and naturally rolled around with the fox during its estrus period.
Not long after, the fox became pregnant. The Dragon God carefully nurtured the fox until its fur was like garlic cloves, but one morning, he saw the fox's suicide note on the table.
Dragon God: "Oh no! I forgot this is a foolish fox!"
The Dragon God immediately transformed into his original form and searched for the fox's aura. Upon finding it, he flew in front of the fox without delay.
Dragon God: "Zhaozhao, I finally found you, come back with me..."
Unexpectedly, when the fox heard the Dragon God speak in a human voice, it swung its paws and charged over.
Fox Zhaozhao was extremely fierce: "Did you eat the human? The fox will fight you to the death!"
【Reading Guide】
Older man, 1v1, a little cute story of a duet.
It's about a foolish fox who got scared after getting pregnant with a dragon egg.
Gives birth to two litters of cubs, the first litter is dragon eggs, the second litter is little foxes.
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Pre-order "The Star Pirate Kidnapped the Beautiful Marshal After"
An arrogant, chuunibyou pirate strong shou vs. a beautiful gong who spoils his wife without a bottom line.
'Silver Wolf' is a space pirate who has always topped the alliance's bounty list. His starship is elusive, and his notoriety is widespread. No one knows that beneath the notoriety, he is a top Omega who can avoid prison.
One day, the pirate ship encountered a meteor shower and crash-landed on a barren planet. Silver Wolf brought back, no, kidnapped a great beauty of an Alpha. He lost his memory, was beautiful, obedient, dazzlingly white, and out of place with the pirate crew.
Silver Wolf: "It's dangerous outside, don't go out. It's best to stay with me."
Bai An glanced at the pirate crew's insignia.
Is a pirate's den more dangerous?
To maintain the great beauty's physical and mental health, Silver Wolf announced the immediate dissolution of the pirate crew, and the Silver Wolf Knights, who upheld universal peace, emerged.
Silver Wolf: "Do you want to go to the eighth star system to watch the sunset? I can steal it for you."
Bai An: "Do you have to steal it?"
Silver Wolf: "Can't I?" (Winks) (Presses chest) (Looks heartbroken)
Bai An: "...Steal it then."
Silver Wolf: "Thanks, hubby~"
Subordinates: "Who is using this 'clip voice'?"
Silver Wolf squeezed his wrist, forcibly muting his subordinates.
Seeing their boss being mesmerized by lust and determined to wash his hands and make soup, the subordinates felt that the pirate crew's future was a complete black hole.
Later, by accident, Silver Wolf's name disappeared from the top of the bounty list. The other pirates were captured by the alliance after a brief period of madness, and the Silver Wolf pirate crew disappeared.
Years later, when the pirate starship reappeared, it flew the alliance's sails.
The Silver Wolf boss, who was determined to wash his hands and make soup, transformed into the Marshal's wife.
They also have two children.
The black hole-like future suddenly became bright.
【Reading Guide】
Mutual pampering, double clean, HE.
There are supernatural abilities, want to eat space jumps and time travel w, there may be interstellar travel.
The pirate crew has a five-person team, the shou has a hidden identity, and the group spoils shou.
Content Tags: Strong vs. Strong, Joyful Enemies, Sweet Romance, Growth, ABO, Lighthearted
Xiao Yu, Wei Shuang, little cat, His Majesty
Other: Childbirth
One-sentence synopsis: The imperial edict to make him Empress was sent to the general's mansion overnight.
Concept: A ruler should serve the people with all their heart.
CompletedThe story is about a former genius wanted queen and a cold, high-ranking empire marshal. Later, she becomes a sickly, possessive, delicate wife, and he becomes a reserved, loyal dog husband. They go from pure hatred to pure love, healing through violently tearing apart the male lead to mend herself.
This is an ABO story with private settings and accessories, featuring male pregnancy. The female lead has a previous partner, so she is not
CompletedSynopsis: In the major explosion a month ago, the youngest Imperial Marshal in history, Si Yun, lost a leg and ten years of his memory. The 18-year-old Heng Xing lay confused on the hospital bed. In just ten years, her name had changed, her face had been slightly altered, and she had become a Marshal? Hearing others praise her for being "cutting people as easily as chopping vegetables," she fell into deep thought. Strange, wasn't I studying spaceship repair?
*Recovered after being adopted, Yu Nianqing was specially trained to be the Marshal's perfect lover. Yesterday, the Marshal, who had just experienced an explosion, suddenly announced that he had seen through the worldly pursuits and was preparing to abdicate and travel the universe. If not now, when could she escape? During her escape, she met a blonde, blue-eyed, heart-stirring female Alpha. Thus, she abandoned her original plan to settle in a small town and decided to sail the universe with her, even buying her a spaceship and making strawberry cakes. Who would have thought that her warm gaze contained only concern, "Mr. Yu, I've analyzed it. I think you've developed an attachment to me due to the excitation transfer effect." Yu Nianqing: ... Heng Xing nervously scratched her head, unsure what to do: "Y-you, don't cry, does a hug like last time work?"
[Pure and beautiful Alpha & beautiful and virtuous Omega, Female Alpha/Male Omega, 1v1, HE, SC, Female lead will recover memories later]
[The romance does not involve BL or GL]
[Tell me if there's anything that needs a content warning, I don't know either]
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Pre-order "Caught for Illegally Selling Male Omega Pheromone Perfume"
[Female Alpha/Male Omega, Younger Female Top]
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Top S-class mental power can blow up a 100-square-meter room. Tashi feels that this feeling of life being in her own hands, and being able to take whoever she dislikes down with her, is really, really enchanting~~~
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Tashi transmigrated into an interstellar ABO world and became the most handsome female Alpha in a bar, mainly responsible for awkward conversations and promoting drinks. The original owner was a good-looking but arrogant fool with dismal sales. Unable to stand drinking the lowest concentration nutrient solution every day, she decided to give up trying and marry an Omega widower 40 years older than her to keep him warm at night, and become a stepmother to his children who were 20 years older than her. Tazi, a shut-in who died from playing games all night, also had poor social skills. After only half a day, she was driven out by the manager to stand as a silent model at the door to attract customers, and was scolded again for falling asleep while standing. Working outside the store, Tashi always felt uncomfortable with a peeping gaze following her. Therefore, she decided to change jobs and develop her special talent to its fullest. Alphas and Omegas are attracted to each other's pheromones, evoking primal desires. She is immune to pheromones and can perfectly simulate pheromone scents using various concoctions based on instinct. The gardenia scent she smelled on the Omega she encountered at the bar entrance was unforgettable. Tashi started from there, concocted her first pheromone perfume, and shamelessly stood at the bar entrance to promote it. The pheromone perfume was an instant hit, earning her a three-bedroom apartment and the latest game console. One night, deep into a late-night gaming session, a black bullet screen popped out of the game console: "Did you know your perfume smells very similar to a certain noble Omega's pheromones?" The game was paused halfway through, and Tashi irritably replied: "Get lost, stop bothering me." As soon as she finished replying, the game console was forcibly activated, and she was grabbed by the neck and pressed into the chair. The sound of leather boots stepping on the ground gradually approached. A beauty with long, light-gold curly hair walked towards her, gently stroking the messy strands of hair from her forehead with a gloved hand, "Miss Tashi, I think you should properly compensate me for my damaged reputation." [High emphasis] -Female Alpha/Male Omega, Younger Female Top- - (Tentative) Straightforward? Careless? Prefers the soft over the hard? Female Alpha x Obsessive? Possessive? Strategic? Male Omega- -Male lead falls in love at first sight, then weaves a web for her to fall into- -Lighthearted and sweet short story-
Content Tags: Soulmates, Interstellar, Sweet Romance, ABO, Lighthearted, Amnesia
Heng Xing, Yu Nianqing
One Sentence Summary: The lonely me and you in the vast starry sky
Concept: Facing life with a smile
CompletedCopywriting: Liu Jiao was a village girl, crude, but with some looks. She was noticed by the princess and betrothed to her personal guard, marrying into the wealthy capital. From then on, she had no worries about food and clothing, her husband was handsome and ambitious, and she wouldn't have to worry for the rest of her life.
Everyone said she had struck gold and should be grateful to the princess.
But her married life was not good.
As the guard's wife, Liu Jiao's husband spent more time with the princess than with her.
The princess and her husband were inseparable.
She only received her husband's indifferent back in the night.
When the princess casually teased him, that usually stern person would blush for days, distracted.
And no matter how many seductive and coquettish tactics Liu Jiao used, he still had that indifferent expression.
She had suspected their relationship. The man would wear his sword and coldly warn her with furrowed brows:
“Don't overthink it. The princess is already married; slandering her like this will ruin her reputation.”
At first, Liu Jiao comforted herself:
The princess was noble and precious; her husband naturally had to protect her with his life. This was his duty as the princess's guard.
But although her knowledge was shallow, she was not blind. After repeated rejections and disappointments, she finally understood one thing—
Even with great responsibility, he didn't need to put so much effort and attention to detail into everything concerning the princess.
It was liking, a love hidden in his heart, that allowed him to pour so much energy into the princess.
Her husband, the princess's guard—
liked the princess.
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Later, he became a high official, and the princess also divorced. The two no longer had obstacles due to their status.
Although Liu Jiao was a village girl, she knew herself. She handed over the divorce papers, and her husband calmly said okay.
He was even so calm and indifferent that he taught the illiterate, simple village girl how to write her own name on the divorce papers.
It wasn't until the day Liu Jiao remarried and was dragged back by him with soldiers that she realized—
What he taught her to write on the divorce papers was not her name.
It was “I cannot.”
[Dual C]
[Finished novels of the same type are available in my column!]
Content Label: Palace Marquis, Face-slapping, Inspirational, Revenge, Abusing Scum, Marriage After Falling in Love, Chasing Love, Crematorium
Liu Jiao, Sang Ji, Chen Chi Jiang Du (Sang Du), Xin Yue Hu, Wang You Jun, Man Man Jie (Hua Man), Liu Jia Ren (maternal family), Chen Jia Ren, Sang Jia Ren, Royal Family
Other: Plum Rain Season
One Sentence Summary: When indifferent, love has already grown wildly.
Purpose: Protecting the princess is my duty, protecting you is my instinct.
CompletedI am an Alpha. Due to my excellent appearance, I became a security guard in a high-end residential area.
Unexpectedly, an Omega came to ask if I could be his lover. As an upright person, I refused.
Years passed like this, and I suddenly fell into poverty.
A beautiful and indifferent Omega asked if I could be his lover. I should have refused, but although I agreed to his request, how could I really stay at home and not work?
At first, he was very reserved, not touching me, nor letting me touch him. But after a while, my estrus period arrived, and he quickly gave up his behavior.
He is so beautiful, he should be kissed and hugged by me. How could a young and strong Alpha resist? I did indeed do so.
I knew this Omega in front of me was pretending, but I didn't care if he was stubborn, because I could go deeper and he would beg for mercy and call me husband. This is the only pleasure for an Alpha who is a bit of a pushover when being #@##.
Good times didn't last long, he got pregnant.
I... was shocked. Out of conscience, I tactfully told him that pregnant people shouldn't stay with me, but should be with their Alpha.
He told me it was mine, saying I was his Alpha. Fine, he gave me too much, what's mine is mine.
What's strange is, how did I become his official husband? But it doesn't matter, as long as his wife is still here.
CompletedAfter making a deal with a fiery red chili pepper due to her pheromone disorder, Qiao Yan has been struggling with issues she never learned about in psychology.
When she speaks, he explodes. When she doesn't speak, it doesn't mean he's not a dud. Qiao Yan originally thought that once the transaction was over, they could part ways amicably.
She thought this, but she couldn't achieve it. Alas, because she is cute when smiling, cute when angry, and even cute when crying.
After the last pheromone soothing session, Qiao Yan realized he had actually run away! He didn't even want the final payment!
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Creamy-scented gentle and stable female Alpha vs. Sage-scented stubborn but soft-hearted male Omega.
Reading Guide:
This is a novice writer's work, please be understanding.
Both protagonists have their own flaws.
Female Alpha and Male Omega (GB) story (highlighted).
Updates at 6 PM.
Content: A Match Made in Heaven, Sweet Romance, ABO, Redemption.
Other: Contract Relationship, Love at First Scent.
CompletedIn the year 435 of the New Calendar, females are scarce and conception is difficult. Men, in order to procreate and maintain their status, raise females and tamper with history, educating them centrally. In the year 23020 of the Cosmic Era, a primitive matriarchal insectoid race emerged—known in history as the Neo-Xuechong. That's right, the inspiration for this story comes from fragments of information about the Neo-Xuechong on Earth. However, the insectoids are located in a very distant galaxy from Earth, and the cosmic ecological environment is different, leading to different evolutionary directions for the Neo-Xuechong. In fact, despite saying all this, the Neo-Xuechong in this story are not the same as those on Earth, with many original settings. The timeline for Mother Worm and the timeline for Fusha are interleaved, so strictly speaking, this work could be considered to have dual protagonists, with Mother Worm as the main focus and the timeline of Fusha Gall as a supplement.
For those interested in the Fusha and Gall storyline, you can check out "Fusha." In terms of timeline, this is considered the second installment of the "Fusha" timeline.
First Protagonist: Female dominant, NP, no counter-attack, includes rough sex, foul language, coercion, SM, humiliation, the first half is abusive and physically demanding, enter with caution. Second Protagonist: Fusha X Gall, 1v1, gentle control-oriented.
Overall Direction: Smut + Plot (as usual, plot points that can be omitted will be briefly touched upon, but sometimes I tend to be long-winded) If you like it, feel free to collect it first.
CompletedStory: Updated at 8 p.m. The pre‑release of "Love Brain, Vomiting", a post‑apocalyptic group‑pet series, has attracted many fans; the synopsis follows below.
• Misidentified as a spy, the girl and the High Mountain Emperor – a sweet romance.
1. After being spotted watching a nebula on the starship with His Excellency, Shi Wei was questioned by a gossip reporter: 'Ms. Shi, we heard the Emperor has especially favored you; was this a private outing?' 'It was a misunderstanding, I was just following orders.' Shi Wei explained that as a commoner, being noticed by the Emperor was already a huge honor, and she had no ulterior motive. The Emperor, secretly releasing the news, felt very downcast.
2. After being suspected as a spy, Shi Wei was interrogated by a news reporter: 'Ms. Shi, why are you under Grade‑A oversight by the Security Bureau? Did the accidental death of the First Secretary have anything to do with you?' On the eve of the First Secretary’s treason, a secret chip was slipped onto Shi Wei while she was touring the empire. Thus, she was captured as a spy by the imperial security upon arrival. Though she barely survived, this secret could never be disclosed.
Shi Wei, looking sorrowful, answered the reporter: 'I wanted to return to my homeland, but the Emperor insisted I stay, limiting my travel and subjecting me to surveillance by the Security Bureau. As for the First Secretary’s death, I have no knowledge of it.' The reporter replied: '???. This gossip is beyond what I know? No, I’m not a gossip reporter!'
The reporter further insisted: 'Do you think you’re the National Mother? Why don’t you say you’re Grade‑S?' Scoraga I protected the National Mother Astta by designating her as Grade‑S, the empire’s only special case representing love between emperor and empress. Shi Wei gently said: 'I was indeed Grade‑S before.' She had, however, been downgraded after clearing the suspicion.
The reporter angrily proclaimed: '!!! Stop denying and I’d expose your scheming Omega! Strange is that, after this interview was released, the palace’s spokesperson remained silent.' 'So, this moon‑landing skate, is it real?'
PS: "Ascend" shares the same background but is a separate storyline. Both male and female characters are non‑dominant, happy ending, emotional flow, no female competition, the female lead is neither a clueless flower nor a saint.
Pre‑release of "Love Brain, Vomiting" storyline: ◆ Miss Fish Pond × Love‑Brain Cool Guy ◆ Ji Lin dreamed of his death. A zombie opened his skull, smelled, and vomited while saying, 'This is actually a love brain, how disgusting.' He awoke in shock, touched his head, still had his mind; touched Zhu Zhu, she was still there. Terrified, he thought Zhu Zhu had abandoned him.
One day, after dealing with a tier‑five zombie, Ji Lin met a celestial swindler group. Their methods were not very sophisticated and full of loopholes, yet he foolishly believed them as if he had been devoured by a zombie. He gladly served as a tool, actively fought monsters, provided resources, crossed zombie mountain and sea, and escorted her to the central base. At the moment of parting, he felt reluctant, while the girl left stylishly.
Ji Lin clearly remembered that day when Zhu Zhu calmly removed the chip from her wrist; the machine voice cold: 'Grade‑A mission completed, welcome home.' He also saw how Zhu Zhu, always weak and acting dramatically, who he considered a treasure, smiled grinning at him.
Zhu Zhu Miss returned the next day, the top five on the base forum were: 'Welcome back, my treasure [heart][heart][heart]'; 'Another one back, nice, Fish Pond’s honored guest includes another'; 'Zhu Zhu's new love assessment – tier 7/ wind/189/29/19'; 'End of the manipulative woman – the eight‑element masters have all gathered'; 'Latest news! Zhu Zhu has broken through to tier 8!!!'
• Female protagonist is non‑dominant, male co‑star non‑dominant, ending 1v1/HE, male competition, many admirers, two powerful. • The female lead is very malicious, heartless, randomly devours male supporting characters. • The male lead Ji Lin loves excessively, a pure‑love war god, male‑lead fans should stay away. Content tags: interstellar sweet romance growth, ABO, high mountain beauty, deepening affection over time. Shi Wei Scoraga II. One‑line synopsis: Male A, Female O, cold emperor falls in love with me. Theme: love the land beneath my feet.
Completed[Main text completed, can enter the pit with confidence! Friends passing by, please give more support, click to see the author's crazy joke collection!!!]
[Those interested in romance novels with female protagonists can check out my new work, the copywriting is placed below!]
Regarding this work:
Female Alpha vs Male Alpha Male Omega Male B
(Note: The female protagonist has a cheat item, but see the text for private settings, the world view has private settings, all males are pure with no counterattack, romantic relationships are 1v1 in stages)
The elements and trigger warnings of this work include but are not limited to:
(Everyone's favorite alpha death match competition / Upstart literature from an outsider character / Scorned literature / Torturing men physically and mentally out of pure malice...)
Here is the main introduction:
Before age 18, Pei Ceng lived very well in the welfare home.
After age 18, right after Pei Ceng differentiated into an Alpha, she was kicked out cleanly and efficiently with her belongings.
After her first mental tremor, she seemed to awaken some strange strange talent, always encountering strange strange people and things...
√ Randomly renting an apartment, the landlord turns out to be the leader of some intelligence organization, with fox eyes full of charm and grace.
The beautiful half leans against the door frame, slender white fingers pointing at her red lips, showing an exceptionally gorgeous face amidst the swirling smoke, asking if she needs some special...
[My soul is wide open for you, don't you want to personally taste its flavor?]
√ The gentle handsome neighbor who just moved next door looks like a shy little bunny, finding all sorts of bizarre reasons to knock on her door from time to time, blushing as he invites Pei Ceng to his house, maybe they can also cook together.
[I've been looking for you for so long, please don't leave me again.]
√ Just casually playing a game to pass the time, but at the start she gets pursued by a young heir of a conglomerate, insisting on forming a bond with her.
He clings to her every day, sending Pei Ceng pictures of collarbones, chest muscles, abs, thighs that she doesn't like to see at all.
Not only does he give her houses, cars, planets, but he also travels across star systems just to meet her in person.
[I'll be good, so please, don't reject me.]
√ A dark-skinned cool guy she picked up from a pile of dead bodies on the roadside turns out to be a snake-tailed half-beast with severe skin hunger and molting disorders.
Thinking he's Pei Ceng's pet, he sneaks into her bed every night, refusing to be driven away, his forked red tongue licking the woman's eyelids, making soft whimpering sounds.
[Can you hear the rustling desire hidden beneath the skin?]
√ Going out to travel and clear her mind, unexpectedly being kidnapped by vicious insect space pirates.
Although she's the most innocent passerby, she's sent to the room of an insect lord in heat who has X-coldness, forced to undergo desensitization training and deep marking.
[Here, wants to beat for you again.]
√ The male version of a top
CompletedA beautiful and charming Tibetan antelope OMEGA meets a seemingly aloof lion Alpha!
Bu Qingren, once a seasoned actor with many romantic entanglements, is now transmigrated into a cannon fodder lamb gnawing on bitter grass cakes.
To taste fresh grass cakes and drink the sweetest lemongrass milk tea, he must boldly flirt with a man even the male lead can't move!
Zhao Cunzhi, a lion king-level top Alpha, is the entertainment industry's recognized abstinent male god, noble and cold, untouchable by Omegas.
Yet, he falls for a new Omega.
At the film set: "Senior, a handshake, good buddies."
At home: "Hugs, kisses, little lovers!"
The entire internet ships their CP: "They aren't real, I'm just fake!"
AO Alliance officers shipping their CP: "A model for promoting interstellar harmony!"
Their whole family shipping their CP: "He's already won a Grand Slam for Best Actor, it's time to get a marriage license!"