Latest Modern Cultivation Novel

Transmigrating to another world, I open a cheat device and obtain quick mastery methods.

But due to being viewed as alien by the Heavenly Dao, I cannot cultivate.

All I can do is take on many disciples.

Unexpectedly—I have a first disciple whose martial arts skills are unrivaled; second disciple who's unparalleled in alchemy; third disciple the only undead king in history.

My sixth disciple can create landscapes with embroidery needles; seventh disciple's divine cooking can produce supreme fragrances.

Caught-off guard by this娃娃army, they sweep across realms and instill terror in all people.

People with twisted faces say, 'My lord, how did you obtain such unruly disciples when you're a mere mortal?'

'Just found them.'

The girl rests her chin casually, 'One fell from the sky and I picked them up; another found by the roadside; another picked from a pile of corpses...'

'Please don't go on!' they cry.

'Our admirers are just what?' People pound their chests exclaiming, 'My lord acquired all these unmatched disciples for free! Now I think the Heavenly Dao is unfair!'

The girl flickers her eyes innocently, 'I haven't said it yet—I'll tell you my husband's identity is peerless throughout history! And he was also just picked up!'

Wang Jing looked at the many teachers and students below the stage and fell silent.

I, Wang Jing, have become the principal of a martial arts university, and I have a bold idea.

A student expresses dissent? Punish them!

A goddess instructor asks me for a raise? Refuse!

Hmm? The martial arts university next door is getting arrogant again? Take them down!

...

As big shot after big shot emerged from this martial arts university, they shook the world!

When everyone wanted to know about the principal of this legendary martial arts university, he was right next door, and his name was Wang...

As an otherworldly realm was about to invade Blue Star, Ren Ming used a system to fake a spiritual energy recovery, thus creating a modern supernatural civilization.

A girl who was framed and died unjustly transformed into a vengeful spirit... An old man, once scorned as a charlatan, was suddenly revered as a Diviner... British nobles turned out to be ancient magic families...

When spiritual energy recovered, countless supernaturals emerged, greatly astonishing ordinary citizens. Why did the nation look as if they had known this all along? What are cultivation families and magic inheritances?! These supernatural powers have existed since ancient times?! And the mysterious organization that suddenly appeared—the Hermits' Society... Can this world ever be normal again?!

Ya Ya accidentally appeared in the live broadcast of the Lu Family’s fifth young master. The chubby, round little dumpling melted the hearts of viewers with her cuteness, making them scream with joy. Moments later, she fearlessly shoved a toothbrush into a tiger's mouth to brush its teeth.

In her room hung the purple robes of a Celestial Master, and with just a casual remark, she could expose hidden scandals, help people avoid disasters, and capture ghosts from miles away. Her miraculous abilities even made the gods manifest.

However, her temple was rundown and in dire need of donations to rebuild it.

The Lu family declared:

“How can the child who saved the Lu family live in such a shabby place? Here’s 50 million for renovations!”

Entertainment industry moguls chimed in:

“I’ll host a concert to attract sponsorships for Ya Ya’s temple!”

Technology innovators joined too:

“I’m gifting the latest tech-enabled ecological systems. Ya Ya, please check your deliveries.”

Thanks to their contributions, the temple flourished.

Ya Ya said:

“Technology really changes lives! Without livestreaming, how would the temple have earned so many offerings?”

A lighthearted tale featuring an adorable livestreaming treasure, wealthy families, and a celestial master performing miracles.

Question: What’s it like to be shipped with your own alternate personas?

Qi Huai: Thanks for asking. It’s… quite an experience, to say the least.

As a proud master of disguise with countless alternate personas, each of them a legendary figure in their own right, Qi Huai thoroughly enjoys his double (or triple) life. But life would be even better without those ridiculous rumors!

For example:

Rumor: The young Sword Immortal of the Sword Sect abandoned their elite cultivation resources after meeting the Talisman Master Qi Huai, choosing instead to live in the mortal world to stay by his side.

Qi Huai: …Sorry, that’s actually me in disguise.

Rumor: The aloof and otherworldly Medicine Immortal of the Herbal Valley broke countless self-imposed rules for Qi Huai, showering him with rare herbs and pills just to keep him safe.

Qi Huai: …That’s also me in disguise.

Rumor: The ruthless Demon Lord of the Demon Realm fell in love with Qi Huai, defied his entire clan, and descended into the Demon Realm for his sake.

Qi Huai: …Yep, that’s me too!

Qi Huai: They’re all me!!

Alternate Titles:

All the Legends You Know Are Me

I’m in a Relationship With My Own Personas

Warnings:

This novel is No CP. The protagonist, a master of alternate personas, is only romantically interested in himself (though not in a literal selfcest way).

Expect scenes where Qi Huai competes with his own personas as "rivals" or "enemies."

Although others may fall for the protagonist (since he’s so amazing), he won’t fall for anyone.

Setting: Modern cultivation world.

The author welcomes readers to ship Qi Huai with his personas for fun but reminds you that nothing will come of it.

Content Tags: Disguise, Modern AU, Cultivation, Humor, Power Fantasy

Main Characters:

Qi Huai: The protagonist and master of all the alternate personas.

The Personas: His many legendary disguises.

Tagline: "All the legends you know? They’re just me."

Theme: The daily life of a multi-persona powerhouse.