CompletedYa Ya accidentally appeared in the live broadcast of the Lu Family’s fifth young master. The chubby, round little dumpling melted the hearts of viewers with her cuteness, making them scream with joy. Moments later, she fearlessly shoved a toothbrush into a tiger's mouth to brush its teeth.
In her room hung the purple robes of a Celestial Master, and with just a casual remark, she could expose hidden scandals, help people avoid disasters, and capture ghosts from miles away. Her miraculous abilities even made the gods manifest.
However, her temple was rundown and in dire need of donations to rebuild it.
The Lu family declared:
“How can the child who saved the Lu family live in such a shabby place? Here’s 50 million for renovations!”
Entertainment industry moguls chimed in:
“I’ll host a concert to attract sponsorships for Ya Ya’s temple!”
Technology innovators joined too:
“I’m gifting the latest tech-enabled ecological systems. Ya Ya, please check your deliveries.”
Thanks to their contributions, the temple flourished.
Ya Ya said:
“Technology really changes lives! Without livestreaming, how would the temple have earned so many offerings?”
A lighthearted tale featuring an adorable livestreaming treasure, wealthy families, and a celestial master performing miracles.
CompletedQuestion: What’s it like to be shipped with your own alternate personas?
Qi Huai: Thanks for asking. It’s… quite an experience, to say the least.
As a proud master of disguise with countless alternate personas, each of them a legendary figure in their own right, Qi Huai thoroughly enjoys his double (or triple) life. But life would be even better without those ridiculous rumors!
For example:
Rumor: The young Sword Immortal of the Sword Sect abandoned their elite cultivation resources after meeting the Talisman Master Qi Huai, choosing instead to live in the mortal world to stay by his side.
Qi Huai: …Sorry, that’s actually me in disguise.
Rumor: The aloof and otherworldly Medicine Immortal of the Herbal Valley broke countless self-imposed rules for Qi Huai, showering him with rare herbs and pills just to keep him safe.
Qi Huai: …That’s also me in disguise.
Rumor: The ruthless Demon Lord of the Demon Realm fell in love with Qi Huai, defied his entire clan, and descended into the Demon Realm for his sake.
Qi Huai: …Yep, that’s me too!
Qi Huai: They’re all me!!
Alternate Titles:
All the Legends You Know Are Me
I’m in a Relationship With My Own Personas
Warnings:
This novel is No CP. The protagonist, a master of alternate personas, is only romantically interested in himself (though not in a literal selfcest way).
Expect scenes where Qi Huai competes with his own personas as "rivals" or "enemies."
Although others may fall for the protagonist (since he’s so amazing), he won’t fall for anyone.
Setting: Modern cultivation world.
The author welcomes readers to ship Qi Huai with his personas for fun but reminds you that nothing will come of it.
Content Tags: Disguise, Modern AU, Cultivation, Humor, Power Fantasy
Main Characters:
Qi Huai: The protagonist and master of all the alternate personas.
The Personas: His many legendary disguises.
Tagline: "All the legends you know? They’re just me."
Theme: The daily life of a multi-persona powerhouse.