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Chelsea is the main team, no transfers.

Zhou Liran, the Chelsea U18 goalkeeper, was hit by a love system.

The love system said that you must establish as many love relationships as possible in order to reach the peak of your life.

Zhou Liran suddenly realized that he had established a love relationship with all the footballs in himself and the team. As a result, Zhou Liran hugged all the balls that were difficult to save.

Chelsea coach Mourinho was shocked by the youth team's recent winning streak. When he arrived at the scene, he realized that it was not because a talented striker had appeared, but because a talented goalkeeper had appeared.

A talented goalkeeper who doesn't seem to be very smart - may I ask why the child in front of me wants to jump up and hit his head on the frame to hug the football and fall to the ground when he only needs to jump up and slap the football out with his hands?

Magic Bird doesn't understand and is very shocked, but this doesn't affect him taking Zhou Wenran directly to the Chelsea main team, and then - Zhou Liran has never been a substitute goalkeeper again.

Later, when Zhou Liran, who had become famous, was interviewed and asked why he could save so many footballs, Zhou Liran said this.

"It's very simple, you just need to treat football as your girlfriend."

"Your girlfriend is flying towards you, of course you have to hug her, otherwise she will be angry."

Reporter: ????

姜纪南 transmigrated into the novel "Weird" he had just read.

In the novel, the weird is the big winner, devouring all 8 billion people in the world in just 60 years, and the earth becomes a paradise for the weird.

But Jiang Jinan transmigrated to the 59th year of the weird's arrival, only one year away from the extinction of mankind.

Humans have awakened their mental power and can summon spiritual bodies, while the weird devour humans to gain mental power and strengthen themselves.

The weird revives, humans evolve, but after the weird destroys all the spiritual bodies that can carry mental power, humans are completely defeated and eventually completely perish.

"I can still summon spiritual bodies," Jiang Jinan looked up at Jiang Bei, the last commander of mankind, "I remember them."

"Who?"

"Many," Jiang Jinan said, "Why don't we summon the Monkey King first."

Is humanity about to perish?

It doesn't matter, I will take action.

In the wildly popular simulation game Wuxia Simulator: I Am the Sect Leader, players assume the role of a sect leader, recruiting disciples, increasing reputation, and striving to make their sect the greatest in the martial arts world. Players can create and use multiple alternate identities (a.k.a. "masks") to interact with the world and develop their sect through three paths: Evil, Chaotic, or Good.

Bu Zao, equipped with the simulation system, is thrust into this world with zero reputation, a decrepit mountain, one bamboo hut, and three disciples... all of whom are him.

The sect leader is him.

The disciples are him.

Even the sect mascot dog is... him.

System: "Player, please raise the reputation of 'Slacker Sect' to become the greatest sect under heaven!"

Bu Zao: "This new mode is exciting, and I love it."

Highlights:

The Disciples:

Disciple 1: Betrayed the sect, established a secret intelligence organization, and became the most mysterious figure in the martial world.

Disciple 2: A perfectionist assassin, adept in countless skills, balancing a life of danger and secrecy.

Disciple 3: Beautiful yet ruthless, with an androgynous appearance and unparalleled martial arts.

The Mascot: A silly, four-eyed dog traveling the martial world and becoming inexplicably famous.

The Sect Leader (Bu Zao):

A jack-of-all-trades master: chef, guard, laborer, merchant, and more.

His true strength and identity remain a mystery to all.

As his three “disciples” stir up the martial arts world, outsiders grow increasingly curious about their enigmatic sect leader. What kind of person is capable of producing such extraordinary "disciples"?

The Revelation:

When Bu Zao's identities are exposed, everyone is shocked:

"You're... him?!"

"Yes, that’s me."

Tags: Wuxia, System, Martial Arts, Alternate Identities, Comedy, Adventure, Lighthearted, Disguises, Sect Building, Power Dynamics

Content Notes:

The protagonist has no romantic plotlines and maintains a single-player perspective until the final mask revelation.

Highly fictional and chaotic timeline—don’t overanalyze.

Focused on humor, fun, and coolness.

Search Keywords: Protagonist: Bu Zao┃Supporting Characters: Alternate Identities┃Others: Sect Leader, Comedy, Martial Arts

Genre: Adventure, System, Martial Arts, Comedy, Fantasy, BG