C·Ronaldo, the well-deserved king of the Bernabéu, abruptly ended his legendary life on the roaring stadium.
Just like himself, he came out of nowhere, unbelievably surpassing everyone and exploding in the football world, and his death also squeezed out the last crazy prosperous era. Those who loved him and those who hated him thoroughly realized at the last century funeral that the king had left them.
But no one knows that in another Lisbon time and space twenty years ago, a Madeira boy opened his eyes, but his young body matched the powerful soul of the God of the Champions League.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
I+came, I+saw, I+conquered.
No one knew that he once had a homosexual lover, only that this unruly legend unexpectedly prepared a double tomb for himself.
Until the tenth year after Cristiano's death, Kaka, the once shining Brazilian genius golden boy, died in an accidental car accident, and he was buried on the other side of Cristiano.
The world was shocked.
Plot warnings:
①Double Rebirth+②Kaka is the top and C is the bottom, main perspective is C+③Everyone loves Cristiano+④HE+
⑤Both are strong and realistic (After rebirth, Kaka and Luo will both reach their peaks, there are no injury problems, there is a small amount of system, ideal and realistic direction) + (Realistic background, purely ooc, the timeline related to football is chaotic, ask for whatever you need, don’t go into details!!)
A pure self-entertaining product, readers who come to read competitive sports articles should bring their own lightning rods. There are many bugs that cannot be read. If you don’t want to read it, don’t force it. Your happiness and my happiness are the basic laws of the same person √ A pure football idiot who was just dragged into the pit by the World Cup. I am working hard to make up my homework with zero foundation in Cuju. Sisters in the comment section are welcome to help catch bugs and correct them~
In general, it is brainless, sweet and refreshing! Everyone loves it!!
The central idea of this article is: cristiano+happy+>>>+world+happy
Then let me be more rigorous, this thunder removal 2.0 was written on 20230822: no writing guidance, your relationship with me is that I produce food, you help yourself, eat whatever you like, if you don’t like it, you can find the next one. I humbly accept only competitive sports bugs and logic bugs (can be changed immediately if it does not affect the main plot, Cuju Xiaobai)
If you have any questions, please read "The Central Idea of This Article"
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Recently, people claiming to have been summoned by the world's consciousness to save the world have appeared one after another in Japan. They are:
A certain Heroic Spirit who became a hero after the death of the leader hat rack in an alternate timeline;
A certain five-element god who lost everything, is empty inside, and has no sense of good or evil;
A certain world's greatest detective who planned countless crimes, innocent and cruel;
A certain red scarf from an alternate timeline, a leader who only wants to protect his best friend and write a good novel world;
A certain Rashomon, a sister-con with eyes only for his sister, who embarked on the path of a literary master;
A certain Gin, the deepest undercover agent in the wine organization, who controls everything;
A certain Romantic doctor who loves sweets and doesn't understand hints;
...
However, in reality...
It's actually all me, Kiyoki Arashi!
As a cosplayer, I'm already used to saving the world, and the world consciousness was amazed by my expertise!
"I have come in response to the summons. May I ask, are you my Master?"
The orange-haired, blue-eyed Heroic Spirit opened his eyes, looked at the man in the sand-colored trench coat in front of him, was silent for three seconds, turned around and grabbed the black crack he came from, trying to go back and start over.
"I must have come the wrong way!"
A certain bandage-wasting device: ??? Want to leave? No way!
[Note]
No identity reveal throughout the story.
Each alternate identity has its own script.
The protagonist has a lot of scenes.
The writing is flawed, the logic is dead, don't take it seriously.
Don't say I'm bad, I know,呜呜呜噫噫噫噫噫
(Strange self-awareness has increased.jpg)
Crossover worlds: Bungou Stray Dogs, Gintama, Death Note, etc.
Content Tags: Multiple Anime, Shonen Manga, Gintama, Bungou Stray Dogs
Search Keywords: Protagonist: Kiyoki Arashi ┃ Supporting Characters: Hat Rack, Bandages, Famous Detective, Five-Element God, Uchiha, and a bunch of others ┃ Other: Next book "Arashi God Doesn't Want to Go to School, Just Wants to Write Poetry"
One sentence summary: As a cosplayer, I save the world.
Theme: Different choices lead to different developments.
Rong Ziyin is a certified unlucky soul. Orphaned at a young age and surrounded by toxic relatives, he worked hard to escape his village and become a university student. Just as life seemed to turn a corner, his so-called “good friend” deceived him, leaving him saddled with 200,000 yuan in debt upon graduation. With no way out, Rong Ziyin was forced to return to his village and take up farming.
Then, the heavens—perhaps out of pity for his endless misfortune—decided to compensate him:
Heavenly Dao: “The first object you touch will determine your golden finger. Follow the system’s guidance, and you will become an unparalleled expert in that field.”
Rong Ziyin glanced at the pregnant sow beside him: …
One minute later, Rong Ziyin realized that his world had fundamentally changed. Anything remotely related to agriculture or animal husbandry now had floating text above it.
The sow: "I’m about to give birth! Go learn about postnatal care for sows already!"
The cow: "Milking me is so invasive and improper!"
The rice fields: "We’re a brand-new strain of rice. But guess what? We’re toxic all over, and eating us means instant death. Tee-hee!"
Rong Ziyin was on the verge of tears: "This is too much for me QAQ."
Later, those who had once wronged him found themselves crying even harder than he ever did: "This is too much for us QAQ. Please, be merciful!"
Features:
1v1 pairing
Straight-talking, optimistic bottom x flirty and sweet top
Notes from the Author:
This story is set in an alternate universe. Please don’t compare it to real life! The values portrayed in the story do not reflect the author’s personal beliefs. I’m a delicate and sensitive person, so if you’re deliberately nitpicky, I’ll fight back with my stash of ancestral memes.
This is not a professional industry-focused story! Anything related to the farming or agriculture industries is completely made up. Don’t tell me I didn’t emphasize this enough—please read the exclamation marks in my notes carefully!
Tags: Farming, Food, Modern Alternate Universe, Feel-Good Story
Main Characters: Rong Ziyin (protagonist), Ji Shu (supporting character)
Short Summary: I really have it rough...