Jiang Jinyu stood there, stunned, staring at him, not daring to recognize him at all.
The person in front of me had two small tufts of hair on their head, both tied with red ribbons into bows, and a bright red, eye-catching dot the size of a thumb on the center of their forehead.
With his round head, big eyes, and chubby cheeks with rosy blush, he looks very festive.
Originally, Jiang Pan was a chubby boy, but he actually looked quite strong. After all, he was a member of the Jiang family and had practiced martial arts since childhood. He wasn't really fat and big-eared; on the contrary, he was much stronger than his peers.
Judging from his posture, he will surely grow up to be a heroic man.
But now that robust feeling has disappeared, and it has completely turned into a kind and lovable feeling, like a benevolent child under the God of Wealth.
"Oh, little sister, you've finally arrived! Brother Pan's performance was absolutely wonderful, I was completely mesmerized. Look how well I dressed him up, he's so happy, he couldn't help but show off to you!"
Upon seeing Jiang Jinyu, Xu Wanying's face lit up with joy. She immediately stood up, walked over, and pulled Jiang Jinyu back to her chair.
"Brother Pan, quickly give your aunt a performance too, she's never seen you look so adorable!"
“Auntie, I don’t want to—” Pan Ge’er stood there, looking at Jiang Jinyu with red eyes, his eyes full of pleading.
He's already embarrassed himself once, and he really doesn't want to embarrass himself a second time. He really wants to end this damn boxing performance as soon as possible, because he'll have a psychological trauma about boxing from now on.
"Brother Pan, think about what your mother said to you before you came here," Jiang Jinyu reminded him.
Jiang Pan gritted his teeth, turned to Xu Wanying, and asked, "Third Aunt, would you be happy if I performed it again?"
"Of course I'm happy! Brother Pan, your heroic figure must be seen by more people, not just me." Xu Wanying replied immediately, her eyes full of encouragement.
With tears in his eyes, Jiang Pan posed, cupped his fists in a salute to the two women, and soon began practicing his martial arts again.
However, his originally imposing movements were completely devoid of any sense of menace under his festive attire.
Especially when he jumps and lands, the red strings on the two little tufts on his head sway, which is extremely eye-catching, just like two fluttering butterflies, coupled with the red dot on his forehead.
The Jiang family's fierce and powerful boxing techniques suddenly seemed to have a flashy but ineffective feel, and inexplicably revealed a touch of endearing clumsiness.
Jiang Jinyu finally understood why Pan Ge'er wanted to cry. Even though she hadn't practiced this set of boxing techniques, as a member of the Jiang family who had witnessed the original version, she also wanted to cry.
Why did it go from a fierce tiger descending the mountain to a fat cat rolling around?
If the Jiang family continues to fight like this, they will be unable to subdue their enemies and will only be laughed at by them.
Xu Wanying, who was sitting to the side, cheered excitedly and even started clapping.
"Brother Pan, well done!"
"You're the most handsome guy in the Jiang family!"
"Hmm—you are even more valiant and extraordinary than your grandfather and your father right now! Your boxing skills are superb!"
Xu Wanying was so excited that she completely disregarded her image.
Even her inner thoughts were filled with such high emotions; at this moment, she was completely consistent inside and out, achieving a high degree of unity for the first time.
The system, unable to bear her incessant babbling, couldn't help but mock her: "Host, you're a devil! This system detected that when you were little, you hated performing in public during Chinese New Year. Now that you're an adult, you've become the very thing you hated most!"
Xu Wanying snorted coldly: "Ha, please, don't make it sound like I'm some kind of heinous villain. I didn't torment him for no reason. System, have you forgotten? I have a blood feud with this fat guy, a blood feud at that. You think if his mother brought some things over and he got a beating, it'd be over?"
[The emotional and physical damage I've suffered can't be forgiven with this. On our wedding night, not only did I not see what my husband looked like, but I also got my head cracked open! Who could tolerate that? All I did was give him a Nezha-style hairstyle and put a red dot between his eyebrows, and I became the bad guy. You might as well quit being a system and go sit at the Leshan Giant Buddha; who can be more saintly than you!]
The system, which had been speaking eloquently and confidently, instantly fell silent after being so bluntly confronted by her.
[Ha, you're still not convinced when I call you an artificial idiot. But I'm not the kind of person who holds a grudge. The little fat guy clearly saw that I was deliberately messing with him, but he was still willing to cooperate, which means he wasn't lying this time. At least he's genuinely remorseful, and he wasn't just forced to come by his elders while actually hating them to death.]
[He's a good kid for admitting his mistakes and correcting them. From now on, I won't call him "little beast" in private anymore.]
Pan Ge'er, who was originally so upset that he wanted to cry, suddenly became less dejected after hearing her heartfelt words.
Instead of keeping her head down and dodging, she stood tall and straightened her back, putting in 120% effort to practice her boxing, even more seriously than before when she wasn't wearing makeup.
Third Aunt finally acknowledged him!
After a moment of silence, the system couldn't help but ask: "Host, are you really so kind as to forgive him?"
Xu Wanying immediately replied: "What difference does it make whether I forgive him or not? He'll end up as a eunuch anyway, so why should I hold a grudge? It just makes me look like the bad guy. At most, once he's a eunuch, I won't laugh at him in front of him; I'll just laugh at him secretly."
A touching moment was withdrawn from the riverbank!
He knew that his third aunt was a bad woman, so how could she suddenly change her nature and become soft-hearted?
Waaah, he's being laughed at like this, and he still has to show off his punches to Xu Wanying. What's wrong with this world?
Why did the artifact choose the bad woman instead of him as its host?
The system is truly blind.
[Host, I wasn't wrong about you. You really are just a heartless gossip-eating machine!] The system was unaware of the little fat man's thoughts and even praised Xu Wanying.
[Haha, that's perfect! With this set of cat-like punches, if you change the background music, Jay Chou's "Nunchucks" wouldn't fit.]
System: [What should I change to? This system has a vast music library, and it doesn't even cost energy! It's an incredible benefit.]
Without hesitation, Xu Wanying started requesting a song: "Since it's 'Meow Meow Kung Fu,' let's change it to 'Learn to Meow'!"
Almost immediately, cheerful music started playing, followed by a sweet female voice singing adorably: "Let's learn to meow together, meow meow meow meow, I'll act all cute in front of you, oh meow meow meow! My heart is pounding, I'm infatuated with your mischievous smile, if you don't say you love me, I'll just meow meow meow..."
This song was completely unfamiliar to me; I couldn't quite make out the lyrics, but I could clearly hear the several "meow meow meow" sounds.
Moreover, Xu Wanying just directly said that he was using the "Meow Meow Fist," which was clearly a mockery.
[Music paused. While I'm in a good mood, System, how about some juicy gossip? I want a big one!]
Just as Jiang Pan was about to give up, Xu Wanying finally got to the point. Her words were like heavenly music, instantly clearing his ears and making him hold his breath.
Alright, Jiang Chengzong's time to die is coming. Shall we get our piece of the action?
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