Straight men dressed as gay men's island adventure mishap
Day: The Retribution of Straight Men
Under a clear blue sky and on the deck of a private yacht, Wen Lin's screams startled a flock of seagulls into flight.
"Holy crap! What is that?!"
He frantically swung the pink ribbon wrapped around his wrist—the entrance bracelet from the bar's "gay night" last night, now firmly tied to his wrist and that of a muscular man.
"Baby, a bet's a bet, right?" The muscular man winked shyly. "You publicly admitted you're a bottom."
Jiang Zhaoyan leaned on the railing, laughing until tears streamed down his face: "Prosecutor Wen, after pretending to be gay and flirting with men for three years, you've finally met your match, haven't you?"
"Shut up!" Wen Lin tugged at the ribbon desperately. "Why can't this thing be untied?!"
"Special material." Situ Jin pushed up her sunglasses. "The more you struggle, the tighter it gets; it's specifically designed to deal with scumbag men who cheat on you into marriage."
"I didn't fucking scam you into marriage! I just— Ouch!" Wen Lin was grabbed by the waist by the muscular man. "Let go! I'm straight!"
"You were saying last night that she was your soulmate~" The muscular man pulled out his phone and played a video. In the video, Wen Lin, drunk, had his arm around the other man's neck: "Brother~ I just love someone like you who makes me feel safe~"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Fan Jinci sat under a parasol, drinking iced water, and suddenly spoke: "Rapid heart rate, dilated pupils, and increased sweating—Wen Lin, you're afraid."
"Nonsense!" Wen Lin cried out in exasperation as the muscular man pressed closer and closer. "Yu Yan! Control your team!"
Yu Yan, with his arm around Fan Jinci's waist, gloated, "Who told you to stick to my wife every day?"
Fan Jinci expressionlessly pried his hands away: "Who's your wife?"
"Last night you clearly—"
The scalpel was pressed against Yu Yan's throat.
"Okay, future wife." Yu Yan kissed the blade with a grin.
Day: The Awakening of Straight Men
On the beach at dawn, Wen Lin sneakily approached Fan Jinci: "Brother Fan, help! That hunky guy wants to take me to the Rainbow Party!"
Fan Jinci was dissecting a pufferfish, not even looking up: "Didn't you consider the consequences when you pretended to be gay?"
"How was I supposed to know I'd run into a real gay guy?!" Wen Lin exclaimed in frustration. "This morning he actually asked me what kind of lubricant I liked—"
"Warm! Approach!"
A muscular man's voice came from behind the coconut palms. Wen Lin jumped, suddenly grabbing Fan Jinci's hand and pressing it to his chest: "Quick! Pretend we're on a date!"
Yu Yan, who had just arrived, instantly exploded like fireworks: "Let go of my hand, you fucking bastard!!!"
The scene became chaotic at one point.
As Wen Lin was finally carried away by the muscular man, he was still screaming, "Wait! I'm really straight! I like big-breasted girls!"
The tough guy: "Ha, even when you're dead, that's what they say."
Day 3: The Redemption of Straight Men
In the hotel bar, a bruised and battered Wen Lin clung to Jiang Zhaoyan, sobbing, "He forced me to wear women's clothing and do a pole dance..."
Jiang Zhaoyan laughed so hard he slammed his hand on the table: "Where's the video? Send me a copy!"
Situ Jin silently handed over the tablet: "It's already been uploaded to Twitter, and it's trending third. #ProsecutorInWomen'sClothingStunsTheEntireAudience#"
Wen Lin: "......"
At that moment, a blonde woman sat down next to me: "Hi, all alone?"
Wen Lin instantly revived: "Yes, yes! Beautiful lady, you're here on vacation too?"
The blonde beauty smiled shyly: "My brother said you're very cute and he'd like to get to know you."
Who is your brother?
The muscular man emerged from the shadows and blew a kiss.
Wen Lin jumped over the bar and ran away.
Day: A Straight Man's Epiphany
In the airport waiting area, Wen Lin was fully armed with a scarf and sunglasses.
"Take it easy," Yu Yan rarely comforted him. "At least you look quite good in women's clothing."
Wen Lin said quietly, "Do you know who that muscular man is?... The son of the provincial discipline inspection commission secretary."
Silence fell over everyone.
Jiang Zhaoyan: "So you got ripped off but you're too scared to report it?"
Situ Jin: "My Twitter video has surpassed one million views."
Fan Jinci: "Humans should bear the consequences of their lies." The boarding announcement came over the loudspeaker. Wen Lin suddenly grabbed Fan Jinci: "A trade! I'll tell you a secret!"
"explain."
"Yu Yan secretly collected all the clips of you on TV, and also—"
Yu Yan threw Wen Lin to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw: "Shut up!"
On the plane, Fan Jinci glanced at Yu Yan, who was sitting next to him and seemed hesitant to speak, and suddenly said, "Channel 37, the episode of 'Forensic Records' from March 8th last year."
"ah?"
"You missed recording the first five minutes." Fan Jinci put on his blindfold. "The USB drive is in my left pocket."
Yu Yan froze for three seconds, then suddenly, her eyes reddening, she kissed his fingertips: "...I love you."
"you."
"I love you."
Jiang Zhaoyan and Situ Jin, who were peeking from the back row, exclaimed, "Eek—"
Wen Lin was surrounded by flight attendants in the last row watching his cross-dressing video, and he felt utterly hopeless.
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