Chapter 127 Pre-match Inspection
Jiang Xingxing picked up a small steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I don't want tofu, I want minced meat."
"No, Mother said that being a picky eater will stunt your growth."
Yun Weize, who was in a daze, suddenly froze upon hearing this, his expression blank with astonishment.
He dropped the teacup and shattered it on the floor. He suddenly looked up at the father and son walking back and forth.
Di Yin's hands clenched tightly as if in spasm, his palms gripping the neatly folded handkerchief until it was wet and sticky, his wet, red, and hazy eyes fixed on the beautiful, unbelievable little baby.
Feng Huixue reluctantly took the small steamed bun from his hand, "Handkerchief."
Jiang Xingxing held a handkerchief to wipe his mouth, and Feng Huixue automatically extended a hand.
Finally finished serving this ancestor, Jiang Xingxing rested her face on her hands, looked in the direction of the Taixu Sect's group, and smiled to herself.
Suddenly, she pointed with her little hand and asked, "Daddy, why do they have to cover their faces too?"
The direction it was pointing was precisely towards the boundary's forces.
Feng Huixue glanced at her with disdain, "Maybe it's because she's too ugly."
Realm cultivators are notorious for being mentally unstable. They bite anyone they can get their hands on, chasing after them like mad dogs, biting into their territory and refusing to let go.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Xingxing pulled out a jet-black tortoise from his clothes. "Is it uglier than the giant tortoise?"
Giant Turtle: "..."
Feng Huixue pondered for a moment, then said, "Probably."
"Oh." Jiang Xingxing glanced at the dragon carp beside him, which was blowing bubbles wildly. After hesitating for a moment, he finally couldn't help but swallow and ask his father, "Dad, can we have fish tonight?"
Yu Xiaobai: "...?"
Feng Huixue: "Alright, braised or steamed?"
Jiang Xingxing: "Let's steam it."
Feng Huixue glanced at Long Li: "Oh."
Yu Xiaobai: "..." Don't go too far!
The giant turtle: "..." Being ugly has its advantages.
Just then, a terrifying surge of power emanated from the sky.
The young man was dressed in bright red, with snow-white cheeks and a face like peach petals. His robe was embroidered with dark red hell flowers, like a bright and radiant sun, leaving behind a stunning red afterimage.
"My Emperor!"
"Our Earthly Emperor has finally arrived!"
"My goodness! He actually knew to come!"
The demons were so moved that they embraced their heads and wept.
God knows how long his son has been gone from home!
Fei Ling stepped onto the cloud boat, glanced at the three men with different expressions, greeted them with a smile without any concern, and then sat down without any formality.
However, upon seeing Feng Huixue and the little baby sitting on the back of the Xuan Turtle, earnestly poking bubbles, she raised an eyebrow with delight.
No wonder that vixen punched him in the eye right away and called him a little bitch.
He pulled out a spatial storage container, stood up, and leaned closer, his face beaming with a smile. "Your name is Xingxing?"
Jiang Xianwan paid no attention to the movements in the clouds and mist, and had no energy to think about whether Di Yin could recognize Jiang Xingxing as his son.
Each of the two realms and three domains sent an elder to check whether the other party was carrying any magical artifacts, talismans, or other auxiliary items that exceeded the permitted limits.
The Demon Realm Elder is in charge of the Southern Border team.
Xiu Yan and the others dejectedly pulled out a bunch of high-level talismans and magical artifacts.
Another elder from the Demon Realm came to Jiang Xianwan's side, looked at the row of iron pots on the ground that were big enough to hold a person, and fell into deep thought.
After a long silence, it was announced, "These are engraved with advanced formations; carrying them is prohibited!"
Jiang Xianwan said, "I must refine elixirs."
The Demon Realm Elder looked at the mountain of messy things again and his lips twitched a few times. "Aren't pots for cooking?"
"You don't have an alchemy furnace?"
"Ah, this is my alchemy furnace. It's just a little big. My master taught me how to use it to cook when I'm hungry."
Hua Buxiu: "..."
The elder from the Demon Realm looked impatient, still unwilling to give up, "Is this a little too big? You still want to cook?"
"Yes, I get hungry easily."
Elder of the Demon Realm: "..." Is this huge pot going to fry the entire Ancient Realm?
You must be really hungry!
"Only one person is allowed, so what about all these blankets, pillows, mosquito nets... uh, beds?"
"Go to sleep."
"Then...these...hmm?"
You, a disciple of the righteous path, are carrying this kind of thing... you really have a lot of awareness.
The elders of the Demon Realm looked at Jiang Xianwan with a newfound fervent admiration.
Such a charming disciple is most suited to come to their Demon Realm!
He immediately extended an eager invitation, "I see you have extraordinary talent. Why don't you come to my Demon Realm? The Hehuan Technique in my Demon Realm is incredibly powerful."
"How about it? Want to try it out? I'll find you dozens more strong ones!"
Fei Ling, who hadn't even settled into her seat on the cloud boat yet and was already focused on coaxing her son, thought: "...?"
Jiang Xianwan looked at the rather small and impressive items she had bought from the black market to enhance their relationship, and fell silent, a rare occurrence for her.
Especially the other teams and He Weiyu's lewd glances.
A flash of inspiration struck, and he pointed to the cloud boat.
Without blushing or skipping a beat.
"Don't get me wrong, this was definitely not something my master asked me to secretly buy for him!"
Thinking of the small pile in their mustard seed pouches, Su Qingliu and the other two immediately exclaimed in unison, "Me too!"
Hua Buxiu, who was coldly glaring at the Demon Emperor, thought: "...!"
Jiang Xingxing's eyes lit up. She pushed Yu aside, walked around Fei Ling, and scurried over to Hua Buxiu. She tugged at his clothes with her little hands and blinked, "You like cat tails?"
Those present: "..."
In the stands, Xu Yanzhou and Elder Tie's expressions twisted, then twisted even more: So the Sword Master was actually this kind of person?!
After inspecting Jiang Xianwan, the elder of the Demon Realm turned away in disappointment. But when he saw a large pot of the same kind next to Lin Yujin's feet and a large spoon in her hand, his lips twitched again.
Lin Yujin gave Jiang Xianwan the same innocent look, "You need a spoon to eat and cook, right?"
Xiu Yan gave him a knowing look and said, "That makes sense."
The elder from the Demon Realm hesitated for a moment, "Then what about this pen?"
"Oh, you idiot."
Demon Realm Elder: "...Insolence!"
Xu Yanzhou and Elder Tie both bent their straight backs and buried their faces in their chests.
Why do they feel like... their underwear has been pulled down in public?
The other four teams also made numerous mistakes under the opponent's meticulous and extremely strict inspection.
Even the ethereal disciples of the Northern Territory handed over the high-level magic treasures and talismans with cold faces and reluctance.
Amidst the numerous talismans, various stern voices resounded.
"Take off your pants, and your belt also has a high-level defensive array. Take them off!"
"Don't go! There are still socks! Underwear with engraved formations? You really are a genius! Change them!!!"
"Why did you bring candles?!"
The disciple from the realm declared confidently, "Order it."
If you encounter a strange beast, should you light a candle for yourself?
A series of events that are truly heartbreaking.
At this moment, the discord between the two realms and three regions was finally fully revealed.
They wanted to strip their opponent bare.
After a chaotic scene, all the demons and monsters, their faces grim, rushed towards the formation, fleeing this terrifying world.
All disciples from the two realms and three domains were teleported into the Void Ancient Realm.
A slightly pungent, putrid stench wafted over, accompanied by the roars of strange beasts rising and falling.
Sand and stones flew everywhere, and the sky was dim, quite different from the bright and clear sky outside. It was hard to imagine that this was once the most bustling place in Zhongzhou.
The moment they landed, Jiang Xianwan had already shoved the pot over her head. Su Qingliu and Bai Ziye reacted quickly, one on each side and dodging inside.
Seeing that there was no spot for her, Lin Yujin was overjoyed, balancing the large iron spoon on her head. "Sigh, it's just for fun."
Xiu Yan wiped away the stinging rainwater, inspired, and pulled out the token from his back, placing it on his head. "Hey, I have one too!"
He Weiyu solemnly unleashed the great spirit sword, "Wife! Unleash it!"
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