Chapter 128 What do you think?
For a time, everyone used their wives to shield themselves from the wind and rain, and no one thought of using spiritual power to protect themselves.
They all started to be jealous of Jiang Xianwan's pot.
Because the moment the rain fell, the pot instantly flashed with multicolored lights, almost blinding people, and directly evaporated the rainwater.
Not only is she charming, but she's also happy... as she sings.
"I planted a seed, and it finally bore fruit!"
"Today is a great day!"
"Plucking stars from the sky..."
The eight friends from the Azure Sky Sect and the Dao Bright Sect: "...?"
Seeing her friend's shocked expression and the fact that he was starting to shake involuntarily, Jiang Xianwan immediately turned off the music.
"I'll teach you how to dance tonight."
My friend immediately became unhappy.
"Why wait until night?!"
"Why not now?!"
"Why did you turn it off?!"
In unison: "Right now!"
This song is so catchy, it hit them right away.
It's out of control, completely out of control.
It gives me an urge to mutate!
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Su Qingliu lazily raised her eyelids. "Because... please look up."
Holy crap!
The group looked up and exclaimed in unison, "Holy crap!"
What was dripping down wasn't rainwater at all; it was clearly the drool from a dozen or so strange beasts hanging on the trees, covered in ugly bumps, with two pairs of wings, resembling lizards.
They were standing on a precious spiritual plant, and it seemed that these strange beasts were the guardians of this plant.
"Hah!"
The twelve people looked at the thick drool that was about to fall like a waterfall and bent over to dry heave, especially the Tianqing Sect disciple who had just curiously opened his mouth and vigorously licked the corner of his mouth.
While vomiting, it suddenly fell into an extremely convulsive state, its limbs twisting, and it pounced on the strange beast that was descending from the sky with its huge crocodile outstretched.
He caught the beast and flung it wildly to the ground, crying loudly, "How disgusting... Waaah! I indirectly kissed it!"
"My first kiss, which I've kept for twenty-three years!!!"
The crowd shouted in unison, "Huff—!"
Xiu Yan vomited upon hearing this, and with a clang, he slapped the token hard, causing the strange beast's cultivation to regress slightly with just one strike.
Jiang Xianwan's eyes lit up, and she gave a thumbs up, "Awesome!"
This magical artifact is so awesome to use!
Xiu Yan straightened his back abruptly, flicked a stray hair from his forehead, and said loudly, "Keep your voice down!"
"Junior Sister Jiang, you...you're going to cook?" He Weiyu asked in horror as she pierced the head of a strange beast with her sword.
Jiang Xianwan tossed the pot aside, caught the strange beast that Su Qingliu had knocked down with a sword, and tossed it three times.
"Everything can be fried."
Bai Ziye quite enjoyed fooling around with his junior sister. With a light twirl of his fingertip on the 'Mirror of All Living Beings,' he quickly drew a blazing fire talisman. With a triumphant flick of his left hand, he flung out a handful of powder, "Add some cumin seasoning!"
A strange aroma of meat quickly wafted through the air, and the beast's mournful cries rapidly weakened.
The other beasts, witnessing this scene, trembled and began to back away, their rear ends sticking out: Are they demons?
Xiu Yan gripped the beast's tail tightly, ignoring its violent struggle as it clawed at the ground with its four paws, dragging it through four long, deep trenches. He then excitedly ran to Jiang Xianwan's side, his eyes shining, "It smells so good! Can we eat this?"
"Grill one for me too!"
"Skin off! No internal organs!"
Beast: ...Do you want my face?
He Weiyu had just finished dealing with another strange beast when she gave him a complicated look. Three seconds later, she turned around and yelped.
Jiang Xianwan flipped the pot over. "Of course."
The rest of the group: "...?" Are we really going to eat now?
Seeing his friends taking out their chopsticks and rolling up their sleeves, seemingly eager to sit down and have a meal, Jiang Xianwan quickly added, "Of course, this is for the other beasts."
"That's quite interesting."
Although somewhat disappointed, the group still excitedly rolled up their sleeves, cut off the usable tendons, bones, and hides from the beast, and piled the beast's limbs into a small mountain.
After all, one should never forget to make money big.
After finishing stacking them, I couldn't help but ask a question with longing eyes.
"But, is it really impossible to eat?"
Jiang Xianwan: "...?"
Beyond the realm of the ancient void.
The gazes of the cultivators shifted from the Northern Territory, the Demon Realm, the Realm of Boundaries, and the Demon Realm, finally settling on the small team from the Southern Territory.
An enthusiastic, self-recommended tour guide stood proudly on a tree branch, holding a spirit stone engraved with amplification function, his eyebrows dancing with excitement.
"The location where the Northern Border Squad dropped out is absolutely amazing! Look at that huge patch of spiritual plants, and there aren't any guardian beasts! That's so strange! Look! Lin Qingran actually found a patch of fifth-tier spiritual plants!"
"The Demon Realm team was also lucky; they sat on a strange beast and killed it as soon as they landed."
"No way, the competition has just started, how come the realms are fighting each other first? Look, they haven't even hit the ground yet, and they're already tearing each other apart!"
The three kings of the realm glared at the commentator with unanimous disdain.
"Mongrel!"
"Tasteless!"
"Blind man!"
What a shameless excuse!
Those were their ancestral robes, which were recognized by a royal relative, whether dead or alive, in their family!
"Wow, let's take another look at the Demon Realm team. As expected of the good-looking demons, they still remember to groom their tails even at this time."
"These wings are so white. I wonder what they use to wash their hair... Oh, their fur-washing products. I hope you can recommend and share them."
"Eh? What are you doing, fellow Daoist from the Southern Territory?"
"There's a patch of spiritual plants beneath their feet too. The Southern Border team has already finished killing the alien beasts and started cooking? How fast! Wait a minute! The other one flipping the wok... is flipping an alien beast?!"
"They're all so enthusiastic as soon as they come in, are they preparing to camp?"
"Are they here to compete, or to eat stir-fried dishes and roasted beasts?"
Elder of the Demon Realm: She wasn't lying, she really does get hungry very quickly.
"Of course... that might be a pretty good idea, provided... the thing in the pot isn't a strange beast!"
"However, the fact that they were vomiting while still circling the pot is really... uh, I don't understand."
Xu Yanzhou and Elder Tie: "..." Let's fire them!
Led by Su Qingliu, the Southern Border team swept through the area of spiritual plants in no time.
Jiang Xianwan and Lin Yujin were in charge of frying the beasts and refining the pills, respectively, and their shovels were practically smoking from being swung around.
After tossing the pots several times, the chattering group of mentors finally felt satisfied and continued on their way.
The live commentator was somewhat disappointed, "Why didn't you eat the stir-fried beast? It was stir-fried quite well, and it was even brushed with a layer of honey. It looks crispy on the inside and tender on the outside."
His tone shifted abruptly, and he suddenly became excited, "Oh my, look! The Southern Territory is incredibly lucky! They've only taken a couple of steps when they ran into a bunch of dung beetles!"
Yes, they were incredibly unlucky. Not long after Jiang Xianwan and his group went inside, they encountered a family of dung beetles.
It's not because two of them are high-level dung beetles...
Instead...
Staring at the dung ball the size of a head rolling on the ground, and the dung beetles that quickly enveloped them from all sides, the twelve members of the Southern Border Squad fell into a long, silent silence.
"What do you think of this situation?"
"I...I...I'll stand and watch."
"I... stared with my eyes wide open."
"I... stared at it, completely bewildered."
He Weiyu opened her mouth slightly, stiffly gestured with her hand, and said with a complicated expression, "I think it's... big."
It's bigger than her head.
It must be tiring to work together like this.
Xiu Yan swallowed hard. "Honestly, compared to the snail rice noodle pills that Lin Yujin just made, I think these dung balls actually smell a little better."
The other kids stared at him with distorted expressions.
If you want to eat shit, just say so!
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