Chapter 26 Stir-fried Mushrooms
Jiang Xianwan was completely unaware of what was happening outside of Peru.
She crouched under the tree, gazing at the endless army of mushrooms around her, and fell silent.
As expected of the exclusive secret realm of the largest sect in the Southern Territory, even the mushrooms grow in such an unusual way.
Red umbrella, white pole, let's lie down together after eating.
First, flying is prohibited in the secret realm.
Secondly, mushrooms are poisonous and hallucinogenic.
Finally, she had to find a way to get through this vast, ocean-like army of mushrooms.
Leaving isn't difficult, and Jiang Xianwan isn't in a hurry for the time being.
Curious, it poked the mushroom head and asked, "Aren't you tired of spraying? Do you want to take a break?"
Mushroom: "..." You're actually a pretty nice person.
It had never seen such a foolish monk before, who not only didn't plug his nose and mouth but also dared to poke it with his hand.
The mushroom that was poked felt it had been severely insulted.
Enraged, it summoned its brothers, sisters, aunts, and uncles, and all the mushrooms worked together to spew out a cloud of smoke that blotted out the sky.
The fog rolled in and filled the sky and earth in the blink of an eye, severely obstructing visibility.
Jiang Xianwan felt as if she were ethereal and surrounded by a smoke effect.
He coughed violently while rummaging through his mustard seed pouch.
She pulled out an enormous lump of pills, scooped out a bit, rolled it between her fingertips, and slowly stuffed it into the mouth of the nearest mushroom.
After stuffing it in, he even pounded on it with great seriousness.
The mushroom whose spellcasting was interrupted: "...?!"
Why hasn't she been poisoned yet?!
What is she doing?!
She's sick!
Next, the mushroom army that was close to Jiang Xianwan was horrified to see her, as if she had discovered something interesting, holding a large, dark lump of something and starting to stuff it wildly into the mouths of the mushrooms around her.
Mushrooms: ...
Hmph!
It stinks!
Was she stuffing it with shit?!
No martial ethics!
Jiang Xianwan was having a great time, and his low laughter was like that of a devil.
"Tell me, do you prefer steamed, boiled, stir-fried, deep-fried, or sashimi?"
mushroom:……?
She's reading from a recipe!
The mushroom army is enraged.
They shook their enormous mushroom heads and, as if by unspoken agreement, spewed out thick, turbulent poisonous mists at her.
Jiang Xianwan narrowed his eyes, rested his chin on his hand, and gazed thoughtfully at a patch of swaying mushrooms.
You don't like any of them?
Do you like them both?
So excited?
"How about we try them all?"
These mushrooms were all incredibly beautiful, bigger than her pot, making everyone's mouth water.
After being cooked at high temperatures and then having its toxins removed with medicinal pills, it must taste delicious.
Who knows, they might even be able to research and develop some new types of elixirs.
Besides, even if she can't eat it, she can save it for Hua Buxiu to eat!
Without further ado, Jiang Xianwan took out an enormous iron pot from his mustard seed bag and placed it on the ground.
Under the watchful eyes of all the mushrooms, he grabbed the chubby stem of a large mushroom with both hands.
Then, pull it up with all your might!
Its bearing is truly awe-inspiring and unparalleled!
Not to mention the mushroom she had forcibly pulled from the ground, everyone around her was completely dumbfounded.
That gluttonous girl has boundless energy!
Just as Jiang Xianwan conjured a talisman out of thin air, flicked it lightly, and a fierce flame ignited, ready to stir-fry the mushrooms, the large mushrooms in the pot immediately trembled in fear.
What are you doing?
What is she trying to do?!
Help!
Someone stir-fried mushrooms!
Why wasn't she poisoned?
Why did she bring a pot?
"No, what does she mean?"
"Ah! My butt is so hot!"
"She's really going to stir-fry mushrooms, seriously?!"
"Help me! Help me!"
Halfway up the mountain, in the pavilion, a dozen elders had already looked over with ferocious eyes the moment Jiang Xianwan took out a dark, black object and stuffed it into the mushroom's mouth.
She was stunned by her next move, her eyelids twitching.
Hua Buxiu silently raised his sleeve to cover his face.
What a disgraceful wicked disciple.
Jiang Xianwan usually appears harmless, but in reality, he has the wildest and craziest ways.
Ever since she arrived at Broken Mountain, Su Qingliu has started to smile, Bai Ziye is no longer melancholy, and Lin Yujin has become even more unrestrained.
Under her constant urging, Su Qingliu and the other two dared to confront him every day.
He was sent to the Taixu Sect, it must have been this little bastard who beat him up!
The elders instinctively put down their teacups, staring intently at the little girl who was still diligently picking mushrooms, all showing expressions of sympathy.
Why not fight for the jade pendant, instead of picking mushrooms here?
How poor they must be!
Following that troublesome Sword Master Fengyi, I even end up picking up mushrooms.
The elders were heartbroken, and their gazes toward Hua Buxiu were filled with utter condemnation.
but.
Although this group of poisonous mushrooms is weak, its hallucinogenic toxins and ability to move freely make it extremely difficult to deal with, and it is also a vast and boundless expanse.
If an unlucky disciple gets targeted, they're guaranteed to be eliminated.
She did not take any pills, nor did she show any signs of poisoning.
"Jiang Xianwan, is he immune to all poisons?"
They were right; Jiang Xianwan was indeed immune to all poisons.
She didn't know why either.
Perhaps... because of the glassy jade bone?
Several mushrooms were jumping around wildly in the pot, but Jiang Xianwan's pot was too big, and they couldn't jump out at all.
They were jumping around so happily that they couldn't be held down.
Jiang Xianwan casually pulled out a pot lid, slammed it on, and then banged a large iron ladle on the ground. "Quiet!"
"..."
The loud bang was no less than a thunderclap, and several mushrooms instantly lost consciousness.
The mushrooms, trembling with fear and watching in horror, were completely dumbfounded.
The next moment... he took off running!
For a moment, they forgot they could shrink underground.
Jiang Xianwan: "..."
Can mushrooms run away?
That's amazing?
She stared in surprise at the large open space that had been cleared up in the blink of an eye, thought for three seconds, picked up the pot, and chased after them.
Mushrooms that can run are absolutely delicious!
Mushroom Army: ...
The mushrooms that are far away are still unaware of what has happened.
All I could see were the mushrooms in the distance, seemingly going crazy, jostling and jumping around, running enthusiastically in all directions.
A woman behind them, dragging an iron pot with a roaring fire at the bottom, a hint of excited smile on her lips, took off running towards them like crazy!
Running and grabbing, occasionally flipping the ladle.
Mushroom Army: ...
Oh my god!
Someone stir-fried mushrooms!
Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
Retreat now!
Jiang Xianwan felt like a mouse that had fallen into a rice jar.
Especially that enormous, plump mushroom in the distance, bigger than an umbrella, it's clearly the king of mushrooms.
It's definitely the best-tasting!
She had never seen such a big mushroom before, and her hunger instantly reached its peak.
want to.
They suddenly ran even faster!
Mushroom Army: ...!!!
The endless mushrooms began to scatter and flee wildly, like surging waves, layer upon layer.
Dust billowed everywhere; the scene was spectacular!
Breathtaking, truly a spectacle!
Jiang Xianwan grew anxious and chased after him, extending Er Kang's hand to stop him.
"Don't go! Don't go! Let me get some more!"
"It's not enough! It's really not enough! I have a large family!"
Finally, the restless Mushroom King, witnessing this scene, was stunned.
A madman was seen running happily with his long legs, slicing through a mushroom army like lightning!
Especially those lecherous eyes, burning hot as they pierced through the mushrooms and landed straight on it.
They're clearly after its body!
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