The Little Vegetative Person Defies Fate by Leaking Inner Thoughts
Alternative Title: 小植物人靠洩露心聲逆天改命了
Author: 郎總
Status: Completed
Chapter: 81 chapter
Added: 2024-12-23
Updated: 2024-12-23
Category:ComedyDramaFor FemaleMind ReadingRebirthSlice of LifeYaoi
Song Yin, a true pitiful soul, lost his parents, lived under someone else's roof, and unexpectedly became a vegetative person. However, he awakened his consciousness and discovered he was only mentioned in a single sentence in the original story, where the true protagonists were his little uncle's beloved son, A, and the campus heartthrob, B.
[What’s the use of having the script in my hands?]
Song Yin's open heart unexpectedly triggered a "吐槽" (roasting) skill, allowing his inner thoughts to manifest in 3D with accompanying bubbles.
Uncle Five kicks his hospital bed, cursing, "Why won’t you hurry up and die?!"
Song Yin's inner thoughts: [Time to remind Aunt Five to bring back her mistresses No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5!]
Uncle Five hurriedly hired the best rehabilitation therapists in the city for the poor child.
Second Aunt orders the servants to move his hospital bed to a dark, damp room.
Song Yin's inner thoughts:
[This woman is the most venomous!]
[This woman is the most venomous!]
[This woman is the most venomous!] (999+ times)
[Inner thoughts unlocked first skill: Thunder and Lightning.]
Second Aunt is struck bald by lightning, and her hair never grows back.
Song Yin's life in the Song family suddenly becomes much better.
The supposed plotline takes a wild turn when A elopes with the male lead on their wedding day. The groom, unbothered, casually states, “Isn’t there still a vegetative person in the Song family? Bring him here to marry me.”
Familiar with the storyline, Song Yin knows this man is a business tycoon with 108 different personas, the most notorious being the primary antagonist of the novel.
Marriage life? Like plastic, as fake as PVC pipes.
Song Yin's inner thoughts:
[This villain has emotional detachment disorder; all his passion is reserved for dressing dolls in cute skirts. Why did he burn all his dolls? And why is he coming toward me with a skirt and stockings?!]
[Should I activate Level 10 roasting to electrocute him and become a happy widower?]
[Why did the villain secretly kiss me? His kissing skills are so bad!]
Key Features:
A lively inner monologue sunshine uke (Song Yin) x a cold, deeply repressed seme (Mu Qingliu).
Comedy meets drama, slow burn with quirky brain-opening ideas.
The protagonist gains health, happiness, and hilarity as his sharp-tongued inner thoughts unfold.
Content Tags: Aristocracy, Sweet Romance, Transmigration, Mind Reading, Brain-Opening Humor
Search Keywords: Protagonists: Song Yin, Mu Qingliu┃Supporting Characters: ┃Others:
Tagline: A vegetative person and his husband drive each other crazy.
Theme: Braving the storm, reaching the shore.
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Chapters
Chapter 1 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 2 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 3 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 4 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 5 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 6 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 7 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 8 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 9 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 10 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 11 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 12 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 13 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 14 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 15 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 16 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 17 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 18 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 19 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 20 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 21 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 22 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 23 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 24 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 25 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 26 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 27 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 28 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 29 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 30 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 31 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 32 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 33 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 34 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 35 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 36 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 37 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 38 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 39 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 40 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 41 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 42 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 43 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 44 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 45 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 46 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 47 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 48 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 49 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 50 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 51 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 52 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 53 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 54 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 55 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 56 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 57 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 58 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 59 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 60 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 61 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 62 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 63 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 64 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 65 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 66 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 67 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 68 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 69 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 70 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 71 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 72 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 73 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 74 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 75 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 76 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 77 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 78 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 79 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 80 (2024-12-23)
Chapter 81 End of the text (2024-12-23)