Two minutes later.
Xuxu and Dalongbao met at the agreed place.
"Where's the roast chicken?" Xuxu asked, extending his hand.
"Master, I'm sorry--" Dalongbao apologized with tears in his eyes.
Xuxu's heart sank. Could it be that this bastard really ate the whole chicken?
"I only left half a chicken for you, sorry." Dalongbao said, stretching his hands behind his back in front of him, and half a roasted chicken appeared in front of Xuxu.
"You're such a jerk! I'll give this year's Oscar to you." Xuxu slapped Dalongbao to the ground, "You almost tricked me."
After Xuxu finished eating the roast chicken, he went back with Dalongbao.
The sky darkened and darkness descended upon the earth.
The monkeys waited in the open space in the camp for several hours, but some monkeys still didn't come.
"Okay, let's ignore those who didn't come." Old monkey Kakarot said to wrinkled Jiren, "Let's get straight to the point."
"Monkeys, please be quiet!" Jiren's voice suddenly rose.
"The old chief has been missing for many years, and our monkey tribe has been without a leader for many years." Jiren cleared his throat and said slowly, "Elder Kakarot and I were very worried about this, but Elder Kakarot never found a candidate, so it was delayed until today. Elder Kakarot finally found a candidate and is running for chief alongside my candidate!"
The monkeys below were making a lot of noise and clamor, but Wuhou listened carefully to Jiren's words.
"Silence! I'm going to explain the election rules." Elder Jilian raised his voice.
Several monkeys were startled and turned to look at Elder Jilian. A naughty monkey immediately threw a watermelon rind at Elder Jilian's head, but Elder Jilian easily avoided it.
"Stop hitting me!" Elder Jilian's face wrinkled even more. "With my agility, you can't hit me. It's useless to hit me."
Many monkeys below became excited upon hearing this, and immediately started throwing bananas and eggs at Jiren like crazy.
"I hide, I hide, I hide again!" Elder Jilian shouted as he dodged.
Bang——
A kitchen knife whizzed and hit the monkey elder Jiren, directly piercing his head, and a trickle of blood flowed down from the blade.
"Damn it, who smashed this!" Jiren looked around with a knife stuck in his head, but couldn't find the murderer.
"Didn't you say that no one could hit you?" Xuxu shouted among the monkeys. In fact, he was the one who hit the monkey with the kitchen knife. He happened to find a little monkey next to him with a knife hidden on his body, so he quietly stole it and hit the monkey.
Elder Jilian was speechless for a moment. He had indeed said so, but now he was slapped in the face!
It laughed awkwardly and said, "Haha, actually you didn't hit me, because I have wrinkles on my face and the knife was stuck in my wrinkles, so it doesn't count as a hit." It pretended to be fine, but secretly it was in great pain.
Peng——
As Jiren finished speaking, a huge pile of cow dung exploded on its face, covering its entire head like a burst of fireworks.
"Hit it, hit it—please call me the sharpshooter!" Big Dragon Bao cheered. "Elder Jilian, it's such a big lump, you won't deny it this time, right?"
"Congratulations, you hit the target and won the first prize." Elder Jilian scolded, "Come here quickly to claim your prize!" Its heart was already going crazy, and it was repeatedly slapped in the face. This shit really stinks!
Dalongbao went up happily, and Elder Jilian pulled out the knife stuck in his face and started chasing and hacking at Dalongbao!
"You bastard, how dare you throw cow dung at my face!" Elder Jilian waved the kitchen knife, but missed several times.
Monkey Elder Kakarot took a few steps to block Elder Jiren and stopped him, saying, "Don't chase him. Business is more important, otherwise we'll have come here for nothing tonight!"
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