"What are you going to do with a car without any money?" Yang Yongxin roared, "Kids these days are getting more and more unruly!"
"How about this, you lend us the money you have, and then you can rob us, right?" Han Xixi thought of a solution.
"That's a good idea." Yang Yongxin said, and handed the wallet to Xuxu and his three companions.
"Dalongbao, keep the money." Xuxu handed the money to Dalongbao.
Yang Yongxin took out a dagger and said, "Are you ready? Let's start the robbery now."
Xuxu immediately said, "I don't have any money on me. Dalong has given me all my money."
Yang Yongxin turned to face Dalongbao: "Hand over the money quickly."
"I don't have any money either." said Dalongbao.
"Isn't that a bag of money in your hand?" Yang Yongxin said.
"That's not my money, it's Xuxu's money. I'm just keeping it for him, so I don't have a penny!" said Dalongbao.
"Ah—" Yang Yongxin scratched his head, "You all have no money, so how can I rob you?"
Xuxu, Xixi and Dalongbao high-fived each other to celebrate for avoiding the charge!
"Since I can't get the money, I'll implement another plan and give you electric shocks to wake you up." Yang Yongxin said, taking out an electric baton.
"Wait." Xu Xu reached out to stop Yang Yongxin. "Let me check first to see if this stun gun is counterfeit or inferior. We are the users and have the right to conduct genuine safety verification."
This was the first time Yang Yongxin encountered such a situation. In the past, when he took out the stun gun, the passengers would huddle in the corner of their seats and dare not say a word.
I didn’t expect that someone would question his tools!
"Take it for inspection. I tell you, this is not a counterfeit product!" Yang Yongxin handed the stun gun to Xuxu.
"How do I use this?" Xu Xu asked, "I need to know how to use it so I can check it thoroughly."
"Just press the switch below." said Yang Yongxin.
Xuxu pressed the switch and poked Yang Yongxin in the stomach with the stun gun.
"Ahh——" Yang Yongxin's hair stood up, smoke came out of his body, and he covered his stomach and screamed in pain.
"How is it? Is it effective?" Xuxu asked.
"Do you think it's effective?" Yang Yongxin trembled. "It hurts so much."
"It seems to have no effect. You can still talk." Xuxu said and poked him a few more times.
Yang Yongxin screamed, rolled his eyes and fainted!
"It really works!" Xuxu threw the stun gun out of the window.
"Xiao Xuxu." Han Xixi walked over and said, "The driver seems to have fallen asleep."
"It's okay, let him sleep for a while." Xuxu said, "What? The driver fell asleep!" He suddenly reacted and immediately rushed to the driver's seat.
Xuxu grabbed the driver's neck and used his soul-eating hand to eject the driver directly out of the window.
"That's good now. I'll drive myself." Xuxu said as he sat in the driver's seat.
"Can you drive?" Han Xixi walked over and asked.
"This is the first time I've encountered this in my life." Xu Xu said, "But don't worry, I'm a veteran driver in Akina Mountain and the best driver in the continent!" He started to show off again!
Han Xixi and Dalongbao had a bad feeling in their hearts.
really--
Two minutes later, a sharp turn in the mountain road appeared ahead.
Xuxu turned the steering wheel too slowly, and the bus rushed across the mountain road and flew down the hillside!
"It's over, I'm going to die!" Han Xixi said, "I don't have any resurrection coins."
"No need for resurrection coins." Xuxu said as he held Han Xixi and sat on the dragon's back. "Jump out the window, my tank!"
Dalong Bao bravely closed his eyes, jumped out of the car window, and fell down the hillside with the sound of the wind.
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