After a mess, Nie Bogu finally arrived at the classroom. Before them, some parents had already arrived. A young man with black hair and headphones was sitting in the first row. When he saw them, he just nodded indifferently without saying a word, looking very cool.
"Hey~ Du Ze, I've finished reading the novel you lent me."
Luo Xian pulled out the chair next to Du Ze and said with a smile, "I'll give it back to you next time."
"……Um."
Nie Gu sat behind Du Ze, trying hard to ignore the gazes of the group of children at the back of the classroom.
"Ahem." Xia Er walked to the podium, coughed lightly, and began to speak as a class teacher: "Dear parents, hello! Thank you all for your strong support for our work. The fact that you can take time out of your busy schedule to attend the parent-teacher meeting shows that you all care deeply about your children..."
【I don't want to come.】X4
"…We parents, teachers, and schools all have a common wish: to educate them well! Let us join hands and work together to educate your children, our students well…"
[…My only wish is that they have normal sexual orientation and are sincere.] X4
"…I know that many parents want to know how their children perform in the past semester. How are they doing in school? What are their learning abilities and potential for development…"
[No, you just need to tell me how many times he (they) almost destroyed the world.] X4
“…The main purpose of holding this parents’ meeting is to hope that parents can further cooperate with teachers, do some work, strengthen the connection between you and the school, and let the children learn better and achieve better results!”
Hearing this, Luo Yu had a bad feeling for some reason. He couldn't help but glance at Nie Bo Gu and found that his already fair skin had become even whiter.
"As the class teacher, I will first introduce the situation of our class." When Xia Er finished this sentence, he found that the faces of several parents in the audience changed. He looked at the manuscript and felt that there was no big problem, so he continued to read. "There are 18 students in our class, 7 original sin students, 5 ancient students, 3 science fiction students, 1 fantasy student, 1 doomsday student, and 1 fairy tale student."
Every time he heard this, Nie Bogu always wanted to cry. No matter how he listened, he was the most miserable one...
Every time he heard this, Du Ze wanted to cry, because his one was equivalent to eight for others...
At the podium, Xia Er's speech continued.
"I will now briefly explain the situation of each student, starting with Mr. Xiu, Mr. Du Ze."
Du Ze immediately stiffened like a student who was called up by the teacher for questioning. Xia Er handed Du Ze a piece of paper. "This is Xiu's report card."
Du Ze didn't care much after receiving it - Mengzhu's learning ability is off the charts, okay - but Xia Er sighed. "Please take a look."
So Du Ze looked at it, then he put down the report card, wiped his glasses, and looked at the report card again - and then he was dumbfounded.
"In fact, the student is very smart." Xia Er said with a little distress: "I just hope that he can use the correct method to answer questions, such as not using the dwarf form for physical education exams, not using the beast form for cultural exams, and not using the demon form for moral exams..."
It was difficult to describe Du Ze's mood at that moment. He turned his head dully and saw his cute master giving him a meaningful smile.
"Next is...Mr. Nie Bogu." Xia Er also handed over a report card. Nie Bogu looked at the string of zeros on it in silence.
"This is because none of them wrote their names." Misunderstanding Nie Gu's silence, Xia Er comforted him, "Your children are all very good. Their essays in this exam all received high marks. One of them even received full marks for the essay "You are my father". I'm sorry, since there is no signature, I don't know which of your children wrote such a heartfelt essay."
No, actually he already knew which kid wrote it! But he didn't want to know the details at all!
"It would be great if you could find out, because the article has been collected by the school and published in the newspaper."
...Wait a minute, you said that the essay that was absolutely full of shameful play was published...in the newspaper...?
Luo Yan saw Xia Er abandon Nie Bo Gu, who was shocked, and walk towards him. At that moment, Luo Yan even had a sense of fate that "it's finally here".
Fortunately, he didn't care much about the grades of those naughty kids.
"Mr. Luo Yan." Xia Er's expression was a little heavy, and he handed over a blank paper. "Although it's not a good thing, please take it."
Luo Jian flipped open the white paper. The first thing that caught his eye was a string of zeros, and finally the "compensation slip" at the top.
"This is the compensation for mental damages requested by some students who were tormented by Feng Suoyun and Bai Xuyi."
"Why, why so many..."
"...and classmates Cong and Ye Zhu have destroyed school buildings and green belts 1,300 times this month." Xia Er said the rest of the sentence heavily.
“…”
"Luo Yan~"
The liar turned around and saw Xia Jincao squinting his peach blossom eyes, his whole body radiating a wealthy aura.
"I can take care of you."
Luo Xian began to think seriously about the equivalence and inequality between his moral integrity and the compensation bill.
"Finally, it's Mr. Xuan Chi." Xia Er walked to Xuan Chi's side and saw the miserable conditions of the other parents. Even the calm and composed president of Shen Ji couldn't help but tense up.
In an instant, Xia Er smiled brightly.
"Your children are doing as well as ever, I hope they can keep up the good work."
"……Thank you."
When Xia Er returned to the podium, the atmosphere was extremely bleak. However, Nie Bogu, Luo Yan and others did not realize that this was not the end, but only the beginning.