Nie Bogu stared at the white paper on the table for a long time, as if he was looking into the abyss.

Dear Parents:

In order to enable you to better understand the current school education and your child's learning situation, strengthen the connection between home and school, and promote your child's progress to the greatest extent, our school will hold a parent meeting in each class classroom on August evening. After receiving the notice, please arrange your work in advance and attend on time.

The Last Delusion School 2015-00-0】

Nie Bo Gu Xie let out a sad cry, which was simply a natural disaster.

Every parent-teacher conference was a nightmare for Nie Bogu. He was already considering whether he could miss the conference due to injury after jumping off the building.

No, absolutely not! The most likely result of doing so would be that his child would run away from school, and then... and then he would never have to get out of bed again.

No matter how much Nie Bo Gu tried to commit suicide, the parents' meeting still came as scheduled.

Nie Gu went out with a pale face, and saw his neighbor Luo Yu, who also had a pale face, closing the door.

"Hi...you too?"

Nie Bogu nodded sadly, and Luo Jian announced their path to death in a sad tone: "It's just right for us to die together."

On the way, in order to break the overly tragic atmosphere, Nie Bo Gu took the lead in bringing up the topic.

"You didn't sleep last night?"

"Playing the game "Liar X Strategy X Time Travel" with a naughty kid." Luo Wei rubbed his dark circles and laughed heartily: "Playing to the heart-wrenching ending couldn't be better, hahaha..."

Suddenly the atmosphere felt even more miserable.

"Mr. Nie Bogu, Mr. Luo Yan——"

As soon as he arrived at the school, he saw Xia Er waiting at the school gate. Whether it was her brilliant golden hair or her bright smile, Xia Er looked like an angel walking down from a mural. Nie Bogu felt that this was probably the only benefit of coming here, as he felt his body and mind cleansed just by looking at her. In contrast to him, Luo Yan, who could hang out with anyone, always looked uncomfortable every time he saw Xia Er.

"You don't like Xia Er?"

"It's not that I don't like him. How should I put it? It's probably the feeling of like attracting like." Luo Yan smiled brilliantly and waved to Xia Er. From a distance, their smiles looked very similar. "He's just as fake as me."

"Fake?"

"You think he's very healing, right? He's the only normal person here, right?" Luo Shen took a deep breath, his breath was barely perspiring. "Think about it, Xia Er is 'their' class teacher, but he can still be so 'normal', which itself is not normal..."

Nie Gu stared at Xia Er getting closer and closer in a daze, feeling like something was broken.

"Mr. Nie, Mr. Luo." Although there was no emotion, Xia Er's friendly and gentle attitude was flawless. "The class is still in the old position. Do you need me to lead the way for you?"

“No, that’s not necessary…”

Nie Bo Guxu answered with his eyes half closed, not yet recovering from the shock of the white lotus turning into a carnivorous plant.

A BMW stopped beside the three people. Xuan Chi got out of the car first, followed by a delicate child with white hair and red eyes, and behind him followed a purple-haired child with an unhappy look on his face.

Luo Xian greeted him, "Mr. Xuan, come to the parents' meeting for Xuanran and Ling."

The mature and steady Xuan Chi was inexplicably silent for a moment, and then replied: "I am Xiaoran's guardian, and Xiaoran... is Ling's guardian."

For a moment, the atmosphere was somewhat tense. Luo Yu maintained a bright smile: Your circle is really chaotic.

"No way!" Suddenly, Ling hugged Xuan Chi and snorted, "He is my (guardian)!"

Xuanran looked over with an expressionless face. Ling trembled, put down his hand, and pointed unwillingly at a pair of grandparents not far away: "Isn't Xilu also being led by Ander?"

Sensing the gazes from this side, Xilu glared over. When he saw Xuanchi, his eyes lit up and he ran over. Ander, who was left behind, cried out in pain, "Little Xilu, don't take Duoduo away—"

"Give it back to you!"

The poor robot was thrown up by Xilu without looking back, drawing a beautiful arc in the night sky, and then almost hit the head of Wu Zhi who was passing by.

"Do!"

Wu Zhiyi didn't stand steadily and sat down directly. Xia Er ran over nervously: "Student Wu Zhi, are you okay? Do you want to see the school doctor--"

As soon as he heard the word "school doctor", Wu Zhi's relatively calm expression changed immediately.

"No, no, no, I'm fine, nothing's wrong!"

"But, School Doctor Ye said that even if you lose a single hair, you must—"

"Get the hell out of here! I'm not made of glass... Fuck!!! Put me down!!! I don't want to go to the school infirmary--!!!"

Snap, snap, snap…

"I say..." Nie Boguxu watched Wu Zhi being carried away. "Just now... that was a zombie... right...?"

"It is indeed a zombie." Luo Jian beside him said, holding his forehead with his hand.

“Why are there zombies on campus?”

"Why can't there be zombies in schools?" Xia Er asked in confusion after returning, "Zombies of student corpses often appear on TV."

Then Nie Bo Gu choked.

What he said made so much sense that I was speechless.