Chapter 51 Chapter 51 (including additional chapter 2 thanks to Ningning’s long review) ^…
The Port Mafia completed a power transition in this way. The leader changed from Mori Ogai to Dazai Osamu, and there was one more cadre, Nakahara Chuuya.
The first thing Dazai Osamu did after becoming the leader was to force Ango Sakaguchi back, who was an undercover agent and might have leaked information to the Special Ability Department.
The second thing was meeting with Oda Sakunosuke.
Dazai Osamu needs Oda Sakunosuke's special ability.
With 4-5 seconds of foresight on the battlefield, if Odasaku is willing to help him, the success rate of his plan will increase even higher.
Oda Sakunosuke hadn't expected to see Dazai Osamu again. He looked at his long-lost friend, hesitant for a moment before saying, "Dazai, you've changed a lot."
Dazai Osamu wanted to say that he had changed a lot. He was hanging out with a bunch of people who were researching how to stop Yunxi from dying. He opened his eyes every day to research weapons. Now he didn't have such an urgent desire for death.
But Oda Sakunosuke quickly asked the next question: "Is this a mission that requires me to kill someone?"
Dazai Osamu came back to his senses: "Of course not! I still remember that Odasaku's principle is 'no killing'! The task of killing people will definitely not be given to Odasaku..."
The hair on Odasaku's head jumped: "I agree."
Dazai Osamu, who had prepared many lines of dialogue, said: "...Huh?"
Is it that simple?
On the other hand, after gaining partial jurisdiction over Yokohama, Nakahara Chuuya, as a cadre, became more determined to improve the extensive underground passages in Yokohama.
To ensure that as long as the final battle starts in Yokohama, no matter where Yunxi fights the enemy, no matter how Yunxi changes the battlefield in the middle, Zhongyuan Chuuya can always ambush below and immediately go up to support when the situation is not right.
Mori Ogai, who had been demoted to a cadre, didn't understand what Nakahara Chuuya was doing. He chose to ask directly, "Nakahara-kun, I don't know what will happen next, but if Yunxi-kun can't solve the problem, you probably can't solve it easily, right?"
Yunxi seemed to have already reached the Transcendent stage, and even in his tainted state, Nakahara Chuuya couldn't guarantee killing a Transcendent. So, why did Nakahara Chuuya think he could change the course of the battle?
The reason is naturally that the opponent must have been dealt with by Yunxi at that time, and Zhongyuan Zhongye only needed to finish off the opponent in time and take Yunxi away.
But these are confidential information, and Nakahara Chuuya cannot tell Mori Ogai.
So Nakahara Chuuya had a cold face and said nothing, but he controlled his supernatural power to dig the tunnel faster.
Mori Ogai was splashed with fine dirt:.
If you don't want to say it, then don't say it. Why do you want to imitate Yunxi's behavior?
At this time, Yunxi, who was being missed by the two men, was taking the vampire to look for Fudi Yingchi who was dressed as [Shenwei].
Yunxi handed the vampire back and pretended to be nonchalant, "By the way, do you still want to use this vampire?"
[Shenwei] alert: "It must be used. Plum's ability to control vampire followers will be very important in our next plan."
At this point, Kamui suddenly remembered something and became even more alert. "You want Plum's ability? I can't give it to you. As a disaster to the world, he must die after everything is over..."
Yunxi interrupted: "I don't want his ability. What's the point of it? It's not as useful as my own ability."
Players can escape death everywhere, but vampires can only recover on the largest body with a head. No matter how you think about it, the players' abilities are more advanced, right?
[Shenwei] was puzzled: "Then you..."
Yunxi waved her hand. "Oh, I see he has white hair and red eyes, and he's quite handsome. I was thinking of keeping him for socializing with flower growers in the future. It's okay, if you want him, keep him. I'm not in a rush."
The face under the [Shenwei] mask suddenly twisted violently.
Thinking that he also had white hair among the white-haired and red-eyed people, [Kamui] ran away with Plum on his back at the fastest speed.
Yunxi didn't know why the other party was running so fast, but Yunxi was also busy and had no time to study [Shenwei's] thoughts.
Yunxi returned to Gogol and Sigma as quickly as possible, and reminded them that she would be dizzy for a while. After receiving their reply that "they would take good care of Yunxi's health", she left the holographic cabin directly.
This time, Yunxi only stayed in the holographic cabin for 5 days.
The main reason is that what Yunxi needs to face is too serious, and Yunxi must go out and deal with it properly.
The first thing Yunxi had to deal with was naturally the graduation ceremony, and the second thing was to go to her cousin's house with her mother to support her cousin who her mother described as "stupid, cowardly, and only knew how to study but not quarrel."
The first thing ended quickly. The second thing happened when Yunxi and her mother just walked in, and her mother started to fire at the two old people and her cousin's father inside.
There was no need for Yunxi to appear in the whole incident. Yunxi only needed to listen from the side and stir up trouble when her cousin's father wanted to come up to defend the other parents. She would frantically pull at the other party and say, "Stop arguing, don't argue here."
My cousin’s father, who was being pulled and beaten by Yunxi at the same time: …
Damn it, this guy looks skinny, but how come he has as much strength as a bull?
My cousin’s father turned around and wanted to scold his daughter and regain some dignity from her.
As a result, when the middle-aged man opened his mouth and Yunxi was about to stop him, her cousin slapped him hard in the face.
Yunxi and Yunxi's mother: o口o
My cousin, who was always quiet and well-behaved in everyone's eyes, made a sound like a raging chicken tendon with her well-behaved face:
"Talk, talk, talk. You said so much just to give me away as a gift. You're really giving me face! I should have given you two snorts a long time ago! There's a saying that's right, it's okay for a man to be disobedient, just a couple of spankings and he'll behave himself!"
She noticed everyone was looking at her cousin: "Why are you looking at me? If my mom were still alive, she would definitely beat me harder than me. I'm doing this for her!"
Yunxi and Yunxi’s mother: O口O
In the end, Yunxi's mother was the first to come to her senses: "That's right! You gave him too much face before! At worst, you can just quit living with him and come back with me. We have plenty of money to support you!"
"Oh, that's not necessary. I make quite a bit of money at work." My cousin refused bluntly. She picked up her phone and transferred 100,000 yuan to Yunxi, who was still a poor student. "I've been too busy lately to buy you a gift. 100,000 yuan, spend it as you please. Happy graduation. Please come over on your graduation day."
Yunxi and Yunxi's mother:
Taking out 100,000 yuan casually, this is more than just a simple part-time job to make a lot of money, right?!
Yunxi almost knelt down to thank her generous cousin, but her cousin's father was furious: "Did you say you have no money and used it all to invest in stocks? You have money for your cousin but not for your own brother? After all, he and you have the same father! Daughters are really ungrateful and can't be tamed——"
Yunxi suddenly jumped up and threw Zhongdeng onto the sofa over there with a graceful back throw.
Yunxi now fully understood why his mother always mentioned "loyalty and righteousness in our family." After receiving the 100,000 yuan, the loyalty and righteousness in Yunxi's body was completely awakened! He would never allow anyone to disobey his cousin!!!
Seeing her mother and cousin's dazed expressions, Yunxi began to chase them away: "You guys go out first. Don't worry, I have plenty of ways to deal with them, ahem! Strength and means!"
The two were skeptical, but in the end Yunxi's mother's trust in Yunxi prevailed.
She forcibly dragged her cousin out.
My cousin gave Yunxi a last worried look and saw—
The moment Yunxi met her gaze, his expression suddenly changed from (◎-◎) to (◎ω◎)>.
cousin:……
Don’t mention it, her cousin is pretty cute… but is it really possible?!
At this moment, the door slammed shut.
Yunxi withdrew his hand and turned to the trembling middle-level master and two old masters.
Yunxi smiled and said, "Don't worry, with the current security situation, I'm not stupid enough to attack you directly."
One Zhongdeng and two Laodeng felt the same way. They had a great judicial institution behind them, and there was nothing for them to be afraid of as just a junior.
However, just as they became more alert, Yunxi grabbed the three of them and forced them to tour the entire house.
As he walked around Yunxi, he sighed, "Your house is quite interesting. Let me see. If I don't like you, I can come in from the balcony of your bedroom and stab you in the throat, and then complete the dismemberment in your bathroom..."
As they talked, Yunxi started discussing how to deal with bloodstains, how to deal with luminol reagent, and which acid was most effective in destroying the structure of hemoglobin...
The three of them realized something, and as they watched Yunxi speak in more and more detail, occasionally picking up props to demonstrate, they began to tremble.
Yunxi: "But after all, this method is too troublesome. Ah, your kitchen is here, if there is a gas leak in winter..."
"The smell of gas leak is still quite noticeable, but it's not a big deal."
Yunxi held up a cup he hadn't touched before, and pointed at the vitamin pill that had dissolved more than half of its contents at the bottom. "You should drink water anyway. It's normal to take sleeping pills when you're older and can't sleep."
The three of them were shaking like sieves.
Yunxi: "Even if you only drink canned water and can't take your eyes off it, I have other ways—"
"Ah, you see, old people are always prone to falling. One fall could kill them, so you have to be careful, don't you think?"
The old man caught by Yunxi:.
Why is there an extra coin on the ground? The other party must have done it!
Yunxi: "Young people can easily bump their heads, so even if you don't fall, you still have to be careful."
"Ah, I told you to be careful." Yunxi raised her hand and grabbed the middle-aged man beside her.
With a distressed expression, he gestured to the middle-aged man to look up at the cabinet above, which had been opened at some point and contained an exceptionally sharp knife. "It would be terrible if it fell."
After saying that, Yunxi turned around and met the eyes of the three people.
Feeling that the scene was missing something, Yunxi thought for a moment and added a crazy smile learned from Gogol.
Three people: ...
The three of them showed unprecedented expressions of horror, and stopped saying bad things about their cousin. They used the greatest sincerity in their lives to invite Yunxi out, and closed the door as quickly as possible.
No matter how they thought about it, they were scared. The three of them simply recalled what Yunxi said and got rid of all the props in the house that Yunxi could use, even a fruit knife.
But they were still worried, so they urgently placed an order for a portable surveillance camera so that they could check the situation at home at any time even if they were not at home.
After finally finishing all this, the three of them didn't even have time to eat dinner. They just lay down on the sofa and decided to take a rest.
Then--
The movable surveillance camera moved on its own on the ground, scanning the entire new layout of the house without them noticing, and returned to the three of them.
The surveillance camera spoke, and it was Yunxi's voice: "Wow, you're quite active."
Three people: ???
Three people:!!!
The three of them removed the battery of the camera as quickly as possible, but they had to refit their home again, and they would probably have to worry for a long time.
At this time, the restaurant.
With a strange expression, my cousin retracted her head from Yunxi's screen and looked at Yunxi's mother.
Yunxi's mother's expression was equally strange.
But unlike her cousin who had a high EQ and wouldn't say it directly, she spoke very bluntly: "Yunxi, have you killed anyone?"
Yunxi, who was originally drinking tea: "Puff! Cough cough cough!"
Yunxi's mother became even more worried when she saw this. She patted Yunxi on the back and held her hand, gentle but firm:
"Yunxi, you're a good child. If something like this really happens, tell your mother first. I won't scold you. No matter how many years you're sentenced to, I'll always wait for you. You know, our family is very loyal..."
Yunxi turned around and found that her cousin was looking at her with the same expression.
Meeting Yunxi's gaze, her cousin picked up her phone and dialed a number, her tone casual yet serious: "Wife, something happened here, I need your help. For the next three months, I will take care of all the food and lodging for the prisoners at the best prison in our city!"
"Hmm? What are you asking me? Of course it's because of our family's loyalty..."
Yunxi once again felt that his loyalty might not be enough.
Enough is enough. Why on earth do they have to be so loyal?!
Yunxi explained for a long time before he could barely explain where he had learned all this.
"So it's a holographic game? That's great." Mom finally breathed a sigh of relief. "I was just wondering if I could top up your prison meal card in advance."
My cousin nodded and said, "Your sister is starting to wonder if she can give you some special treatment."
Yunxi: "...So why do you think I would kill someone?"
After the meal, Yunxi went home, but her mother stayed and said she and her cousin wanted to go for a walk in the small park nearby.
Yunxi had no objection. He got in the car, waved to the two of them, and left.
Yunxi's mother also waved. After the car turned and left, she looked away and started chatting with her cousin beside her again.
In the middle of the conversation, Yunxi's mother suddenly remembered something:
"By the way, do you remember what I told you before about Yunxi's love affair?"
My cousin nodded: "I remember, what's wrong?"
Yunxi's mother was worried: "He must have been in a relationship for a long time, right? He never brought her back. I'm worried..."
My cousin understood: "I understand. I'll give my uncle a hint, exaggerate a little, and ask him to question Yunxi when he comes back from his business trip."
This way Yunxi won’t quarrel with her mother.
Yunxi's mother patted her cousin and smiled, "You are still the smartest. You are worthy of being a top university student."
That's right, this is the truth that she has not told Yunxi for so many years. There is no such thing as true loyalty in the world. It's just that there are people behind the scenes who are being bullied by them.
My cousin also laughed: "No, no, don't worry, I will definitely help you with this!"
The two women walked away laughing.
…
Yunxi returned home.
After washing up, he lay down in the holographic cabin as quickly as possible.
The Sims Yokohama is launched!
When he opened his eyes, he saw the ceiling of the [Sky Casino]. Yunxi stood up in a daze and saw the mobile phone placed next to his pillow.
Yunxi opened it and found that the phone was disconnected from the Internet and all social apps had been uninstalled. Yunxi wanted to continue watching when a white figure suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Xiao Yunxi, you're finally awake!" Gogol's tone was filled with obvious excitement. "A lot of things have happened during this period! Sigma didn't let the clown tell Xiao Yunxi about this, but the clown thought Xiao Yunxi would want to know—"
Yunxi was curious: "What..."
"Bang!" The door was suddenly opened. Sigma came over after realizing that Yunxi had woken up.
Seeing Yunxi who was fully awake and the clown who was eager to tell Yunxi what he had been trying to hide, Sigma did not stop them as the two had imagined.
Sigma simply took the tablet in his hand and sat down on the chair beside Yunxi's bed. He nodded again and motioned for Gogol to continue: "Tell Yunxi."
Gogol:?
Something is wrong.
Something is very wrong.
But Gogol looked at Sigma for a long time and couldn't figure out what was wrong, so in the end, Gogol spoke to Yunxi:
"The Armed Detective Agency intends to uncover evidence to overcome the mental effects of the [Five Degenerations of the Celestial Being] item."
Yunxi was shocked: "How can this be possible? Did they find any evidence?"
Gogol felt himself gradually entering the state of mind. He said cheerfully, "We found it! They found evidence that the Russian political elite were working on the case in Tokyo when their underwear was stolen!"
"Not only that, they also broke into the Yokohama TV station and broadcast the incident live to the entire Japanese population! At the end of the live broadcast, they also showed evidence that you, Xiao Yunxi, entered Russia as a foreigner—"
Yunxi became nervous!
Sigma interrupted at this moment: "But Russia said Yunxi went to Russia for friendly exchanges. They also produced evidence that Yunxi had donated to Russian schools. This visit was just a routine inspection."
Yunxi, Gogol: ???
Yunxi felt that she had just put her neck into the hanging rope when she was kicked out. Gogol also felt as if he didn't know Yunxi anymore.
No, when did Yunxi go to Russia to do such a thing?
The atmosphere was awkward for a long time. Gogol hesitated and continued, "The Armed Detective Agency discovered that it was Yunxi who had doped up the Itch Powder on Neon's executives. Only Yunxi could have stolen so many Itch Powders without anyone noticing."
Sigma: "233 organizations came forward to testify that Yunxi could administer laxatives, administer peach hair, and even shoot his enemies directly in the head, sending them into a deep sleep from which they would never wake up."
Gogol: "The Armed Detective Agency said Yunxi brainwashed the Nameless Organization."
Sigma: "The Nameless Organization said that they volunteered, and by the way, they asked how the world knew that Yunxi allowed them to build the Taimiao."
Gogol: "The Armed Detective Agency said they had no access to India's aircraft carrier materials, but Yunxi forged his identity, infiltrated the expert group that planted flowers, and even prepared a quality inspection report for the aircraft carrier. He had plenty of time to add information to the normal materials."
Sigma: "The flower growers have been mocking me for three days, saying Yunxi has already made it to the aircraft carrier, so why bother adding more ingredients?"
Gogol: ...
Gogol:?
If Gogol initially just wanted to share the current bad situation with Yunxi, then Gogol now really doesn't believe in it.
However, every time he said something, Sigma could refute it, and he could always provide appropriate evidence.
Finally, Yunxi completely relaxed. He propped up his head to listen to the story, commenting from time to time: "Ordinary people in this world are quite loyal to the Savior!"
But it seems that someone behind the scenes was treated as a small life... ahem! But these are not the main points! The savior can ignore it!
Gogol: ...
Gogol began to feel that the world was becoming a little strange.
On the other hand, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency also began to doubt their lives.
During this period, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency really tried their best.
He fled everywhere, obtained all kinds of strong evidence with Ranpo's brain, and always chose the best time to expose the news. The platform he chose to expose the news could cover at least tens of millions of people each time, but each time it failed to achieve the corresponding effect.
They said that they were not the ones who went to the upper reaches of the primitive tribe in Africa to soak their feet. The people from the [Unknown Organization] immediately arrested those who had been kicked by Yunxi and interrogated them about whether Yunxi had athlete's foot.
The answer is no.
Not only that, when Yunxi beat people, he always wiped his fists with iodine and disinfected them while beating. He would never do such an excessive thing.
They said the vampire virus had nothing to do with them, and they couldn't steal other people's anus, and there must be someone who can testify to this.
But no one in the world admitted that Yunxi had taken Juhua away from them.
Not only that, more and more people are chasing them, and it seems that someone has broken through the defense.
But this is not the end. Not only are there more people targeting them offline, but online, the flower growers and people from the [Unknown Organization] are becoming more and more open in speaking up for Yunxi.
The more the Armed Detective Agency talks about Yunxi, the more the world feels that Yunxi, who is targeted by an evil organization, is a good person, a representative of beauty, strength and tragedy that meets everyone's XP, and needs to be carefully cared for by everyone.
The Armed Detective Agency had no other choice but to try to use Tanaka Hanada's special ability [Blanket] to invade the Internet and forcibly cover the entire Internet with evidence, trying to use this method to make everyone more sober.
But they said that the flower growers and Yunxi were in cahoots, and the flower growers laughed.
They said that [Unknown Organization] was Yunxi's running dog, and the people from [Unknown Organization] also laughed.
They took screenshots of the irrational remarks on the homepages of the two groups of people above, saying that Yunxi's existence was no different from a cult. These people who unconditionally supported Yunxi immediately said that they were playing with abstraction, and the next second they fast-forwarded to "I will never play with abstraction again (man holding his head and crying.jpg)", which made the whole world laugh.
The conclusions they came to using Edogawa Ranpo's brain became, in the eyes of others, that when the people of the Armed Detective Agency thought, God laughed.
What’s even more infuriating is that the only piece of absolute key evidence that the Armed Detective Agency could find, which even Yunxi’s fanatical followers couldn’t refute, was that “Yunxi paid social security for 7.5 million yuan for fresh graduates from Zhonghua.” As soon as the news was released, before the entire internet began to be shocked, the rumors on Zhonghua’s side immediately changed to:
#Overseas wanderers are concerned about their motherland, Yunxi, kindness#
At the same time, when the Armed Detective Agency members were fleeing that day and passed by a Mixue City store that had been open on the street for two months, they unexpectedly discovered that the original brainwashing Mixue promotional song had been removed and replaced with a newly composed song "Yunxi Infinite Beauty" that was played on a loudspeaker in a loop.
The lyrics are: "Yunxi pays social security for students, insurance, insurance, insurance; Yunxi helps aircraft carriers prepare quality inspection reports, high, high, high; Yunxi will kick those who don't obey, foot, foot, foot; Yunxi also remembers to apply medicine first when hitting people, medicine, medicine, medicine..."
The ending part is still a chorus of many people: "Yunxi is infinitely beautiful, so good, so good; Yunxi has the Taimiao, wonderful, wonderful..."
Not only that, after it was repeated several times, the flower-growing customers in the store also started singing along under the guidance of a large white doll.
However, they couldn't hear clearly because of the noisy environment, and a shop assistant with an accent distracted them, so they sang: "Yunxi is infinitely good, so good, so good, Yunxi is a kitten, meow meow meow, meow meow meow..."
Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency: ...
So when they do this kind of thing, the outside world says that Satan cried as a child to watch it, and Yunxi does this kind of thing and is just like a kind little cat, right?!
Is this world too double-standard?
The Armed Detective Agency were really at their wit's end this time, but they also realized they couldn't stay outside any longer.
After all, life outside is like the Pigeon Square that Yunxi has given a laxative to. Not only is it noisy, but something is always shitting on their heads.
Finally, at the suggestion of the president and Edogawa Ranpo, the Armed Detective Agency sneaked back to Yokohama and headed to the five buildings belonging to the port mafia.
Only 20 minutes' walk from the port mafia building, Fukuzawa Yukichi and his crew stopped briefly. He said with a serious expression:
"The Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency are not entirely hostile to each other."
"In fact, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are both part of the protection of this city. So, if something really happens, the Port Mafia will not sit idly by and watch the Armed Detective Agency."
After all, it was the president who said this, so the others believed it immediately.
And then—they were all caught by Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was waiting for them here.
The supernatural power [Rashomon] was fully activated, and countless black spikes spread out from the hem of the thin boy's clothes not far away, blocking their entire path.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: “Heh.”
I knew this group of people would come from this side.
Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency: ...
I felt so hopeless. I thought I could get through it by gritting my teeth and holding on, but the despair of temporomandibular joint disorder came first...
So why did things develop like this!!!
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Author's note: This is a bonus update for p2 of the featured section "One Hundred Questions for Couples - Joint Edition"! [Red Heart][Orange Sugar]
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