Chapter 52 Chapter 52 (including 3 extra chapters thanks to Ningning’s long review) ^…
Although desperate, the members of the Armed Detective Agency did not give up easily.
However, Ryunosuke Akutagawa is the "silent rabid dog" of the port mafia, and he also possesses the offensive ability "Rashomon", so his attack power is naturally needless to say.
Speaking of fighting alone, there is basically no one in the Armed Detective Agency who can compete with Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
Nakajima Atsushi, the only psychic who could fight against Rashomon head-on, had just completed his transformation into a white tiger when he was forced to stop moving forward because of Edogawa Ranpo's voice.
Edogawa Ranpo: "Something's wrong... Atsushi-kun, you can't attack!"
He had seen this member of the Port Mafia before. After experiencing the inexplicable disappearance of the teacher, he rarely showed this kind of expression, so now...
Akutagawa Ryunosuke glanced at Edogawa Ranpo, then looked at the White Tiger who was paused in place.
“Tsk.”
A bunch of clever guys. If Mr. Dazai hadn't been there, he would have killed them all.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke stopped attacking, and the Armed Detective Agency could clearly see the thing that was previously blocked by the black cloth that extended from the hem of Akutagawa Ryunosuke's clothes.
They are two cannons with special abilities that look very powerful at first glance.
Behind the cannon is Dazai Osamu wearing a red scarf.
Realizing that everyone in the Armed Detective Agency seemed to have completely obeyed Edogawa Ranpo's orders and would not take action if they said so, Dazai Osamu finally let go.
"I thought I could test its effectiveness in combat today." Dazai Osamu said with a cold expression, "How boring."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke said almost immediately: "I am willing to let the boss experiment--"
Dazai Osamu casually said: "Really? Then let's talk about it when you become stronger."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke:!!!
He will definitely work hard to become stronger so that Mr. Dazai can experiment with this kind of thing on him in the future!
Edogawa Ranpo's brain worked automatically, deducing a series of information, and his expression suddenly became extremely strange.
Was this port mafia's troublemaker like this before?
Also, the other party is a worrier, not a master of thermal weapons manufacturing, right?
*
"Well, in short, the Port Mafia cannot provide you with shelter!" Leader Dazai Osamu flatly rejected the Armed Detective Agency's application.
He continued reviewing the documents while saying, "You guys figure it out on your own. Besides, it's not that bad outside except for Yunxi Jun, is it?"
Armed Detective Agency: ...
Isn't that bad enough?!
The cadre nearby, Zhongyuan Zhongye, touched his hat and continued, "It's all Yunxi. It's actually very safe outside. You don't have to be afraid."
Armed Detective Agency:.
How on earth are they not afraid?!
The Armed Detective Agency wanted to say something, but the Port Mafia didn't give them the chance.
They were driven out by the port mafia.
Fortunately, it was still safe outside at this time. Seeing that they were not discovered, the group hurriedly hid again.
Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses and began to think seriously again.
Edogawa Ranpo felt that the current situation was too strange. The Port Mafia had no ill will towards them, but the Port Mafia seemed to want them to be captured by the human army that hated them.
How does this benefit the port mafia?
Damn! Lack of information, no reasoning!
Edogawa Ranpo was halfway through his thoughts when he heard the voice of Tanaka Hanadakuro again.
Tanaka Hanadaku looked at his phone and stuttered, "The Armed Detective Agency claimed sovereignty on the moon?"
When did the Armed Detective Agency become so capable?
The rest of the Armed Detective Agency quickly gathered around.
Yosano Akiko frowned. "Go on, read on! I want to see how this 'Armed Detective Agency' claims sovereignty!"
Tanaka Hana flipped the bag down, and the full picture of the news report was finally revealed to everyone.
In this news report, the Armed Detective Agency went to the Port Mafia, stole a new weapon developed by the new leader of the Port Mafia, and aimed the weapon at the moon and fired 12 shots in a row, leaving a big middle finger pointing to the earth on the moon.
The netizens commented: "As expected, a grown man with murderous intent can take down a polar bear. If a group of adults gather together as an armed detective agency with murderous intent, they will first take down the moon and then the earth!"
Yosano Akiko looked at it for a long time but couldn't get the point, so she simply clicked on the picture accompanying the news.
Then, she discovered that the moon was indeed blasted with a lot of craters, but the craters didn't form a middle finger pattern at all, but a large Chinese character -
"middle".
Nakajima Atsushi was the first to gasp, "That's the weapon the Mafia at the port used against us?!"
Miyazawa Kenji smiled naturally: "Haha, that Akutagawa-kun even let the boss try it on himself."
Nakajima Atsushi became more and more frightened.
Luckily, he didn't have to fight the enemy, otherwise how on earth would he win?!
"Ahem!" Kunikida said, forcibly pulling the topic back, "That's not the point, right? The point is—"
"Isn't this Chinese characters? So why do those people still think we did it?!"
At this point, Kunikida suddenly pointed at the picture, pushed up his glasses, and said sternly:
"It's obvious! Yunxi stole the weapons from the port mafia and did this! The 'Zhong' here is the 'Zhong' that means planting flowers, not the 'Zhong' that means the Japanese Armed Detective Agency is giving the earth the middle finger!"
Edogawa Ranpo retorted, "It could also be the 'zhong' in 種花河○, Yunxi-kun wanted to express that the moon is very zhong."
Kunikida was frantic: "That's not even the point!"
The point is! Now the whole world thinks they are deliberately provoking! Even if they say sorry to all of humanity, it will only be seen as a mockery. So easy!
It will become extremely difficult for them to hide - they are doomed!
*
Even though it was difficult, the members of the Armed Detective Agency still hid for several days.
But they also felt that there was no point in standing on this Earth, after all, the enemy had begun stealing cannons to attack the moon.
After a brief discussion, they decided to use a novel that Edogawa Ranpo bought from Edgar Allan Poe to sneak the detective agency members in, leaving only two people outside, and take the others to the [Sky Casino] which was most likely Yunxi's base to collect key evidence that could prove their innocence.
The ones chosen to carry out this difficult task were Edogawa Ranpo and Nakajima Atsushi, whose temperament was not so obvious and who happened to be both intellectual and fighting types.
Edogawa Ranpo made a plan and the two of them set off quickly.
At this time, Sigma, the manager of [Sky Casino], just returned to [Sky Casino] with Gogol and Yunxi.
A long time had passed since the mission ended, but Sigma's hands were still shaking.
Sigma looked at Yunxi, trying to find out from her that everything that had just happened was just an illusion:
"Yunxi, I just used my special ability to find out the location of the most powerful weapon of the Port Mafia. Then, Yunxi, you point it at the moon—"
Yunxi gave a positive answer: "It's not like, it is. Sigma, take out your telescope and look up. There's a huge '中' on the moon."
Yunxi continued, "I don't know who invented such a powerful weapon. I was just trying to test the waters with a shot at the sky, but I accidentally hit the moon instead. So I had to make the best of it. But the Armed Detective Agency giving the whole world the middle finger isn't bad news either..."
Sigma slowly closed his eyes.
Then he never opened his eyes again.
Yunxi continued talking for a while before realizing something was wrong: "Sigma? Sigma, what happened to you? Why did you suddenly faint?"
"There doesn't seem to be any external injuries. Why is this happening? Kolya, come over and take a look..."
Gogol said with difficulty: "Haha, Sigma-kun is probably too happy about successfully framing the Armed Detective Agency, so he just needs to take a break."
As he said this, Gogol secretly transferred his hand to Yunxi and deleted the message that [Shenwei] had just sent.
The content of [Shenwei]'s message was something like [let the Armed Detective Agency enter the Sky Casino and guide the Armed Detective Agency to discover abnormalities]... But it didn't matter what it was, Gogol would have deleted it anyway.
What world war, what creating a hero... The Joker, Sigma and Xiao Yunxi decided not to participate in such things for the time being!
*
The information was deleted, but Fukuchi Sakurachi had already written this part of the story on the pages of the book.
So Edogawa Ranpo and Nakajima Atsushi traveled thousands of miles and experienced many twists and turns along the way, but finally arrived at the [Sky Casino] safely.
However, at this time, the people in the Armed Detective Agency still did not realize that there was [Shenwei] behind Yunxi. They just thought that all this was done by Yunxi with the purpose of tormenting them.
Since Sigma was still in a state of autism, the Armed Detective Agency members successfully invaded the [Sky Casino] and found evidence that could truly prove that Yunxi was the one who did all these things.
Thinking that they had found enough evidence to prove that Yunxi had paid social security for recent college graduates, which was acknowledged by Zhonghua, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency breathed a sigh of relief.
Is it okay this time?!
*
Yokohama.
Fukuchi Yingchi has already received the [Grand Order] and started wondering when the Armed Detective Agency will return.
But Fukuchi Sakurachi waited and waited, but did not see the Armed Detective Agency members themselves. Instead, he waited for evidence that the Armed Detective Agency once again used Tianshan Hanadai's special ability [Blanket] to make public on social networks.
Fudi Sakura Maniac:?
Fukuchi Yingchi doesn't understand why the people in the Armed Detective Agency are still obsessed with clarifying the facts instead of directly finding the mastermind behind the scenes.
"Never mind. It doesn't matter. Soon the Armed Detective Agency will realize that there's no point in doing this. The world will still be filled with hostility towards them."
Fukuchi Sakura smiled foolishly and took another sip of wine: "After all, this is also part of the story I wrote on the pages of the book."
This is indeed the case, but it is a little different from what Fudi Yingchi imagined.
The evidence produced by the Armed Detective Agency is so powerful that unless everyone in the world becomes an idiot in an instant, it is really hard not to suspect Yunxi.
Gradually, the morale of the human army began to waver, and many people began to apply to their superiors for approval of the investigation order on Yunxi.
Fudi Yingchi didn't bother to care about such trivial matters. Thinking that Yunxi would not allow others to investigate her anyway, Fudi Yingchi agreed to everything.
The human army also quickly prepared.
Then--
Before the first departure, this group of soldiers who wanted to investigate Yunxi began to suffer from diarrhea.
After investigation, they learned that a kitchen staff member from the [Unknown Organization]'s territory who had some connection with Yunxi "accidentally" made them two foods with conflicting properties at the same time.
The kitchen staff was repeatedly questioned and burst into tears while admitting:
"Yes, I have received the kindness of Master Yunxi. Master Yunxi provided me with the environment and means to study when I couldn't afford to go to school and was forced to join the Mafia. But does everything I do have to be related to Master Yunxi? Can't I just make mistakes accidentally? I have apologized! I didn't mean to! What else do you want from me? How about you kill me! I know I deserve to die! Just kill me! Killing me will satisfy you, right?!"
Investigators and soldiers with diarrhea: ...
Okay, okay... It was an accident, wasn't it? Let's replace the other party first! They endured it for now!
When they set out for the second time, this group of soldiers encountered a group of pigeons that had been drugged by a mentally ill underage boy.
Even after being captured, the spirited young man remained nonchalant: "Huh? How should I know what you were doing? I just wanted to see my grandma transform into a vampire. Not only did she recover from her illness, but she also lost her anus. I don't have to worry about her eating anything. I'm in a good mood now. Can't I come out and give the pigeons a diarrhea break to celebrate?"
The soldiers, stinking and completely losing their ability to hide: ...
Fine, fine, so you're celebrating by letting the pigeons drop bombs everywhere, right? Catch them and lock them up for two days!
When they set out for the third time and were halfway there, suddenly, the soldiers from Russia and the soldiers from the unknown organization began crying together and said that they missed home and wanted to go back now.
It would have been very troublesome for the Russian soldiers to run back, after all, the distance was a bit far and there was the sea in between.
But the people from the nameless organization said they had plenty of ships. Before they left, they went to the Yunxi Temple and asked Yunxi if he could be friends with the Russians. The Yunxi statue didn't say anything, which must have been a tacit agreement.
The Russian soldiers were overjoyed when they heard this. They happily packed up their things and ran away with the people from the nameless organization, arm in arm.
When these Russian soldiers ran to pack up, they also took away all the spare trousers of the human army, leaving only a note at the scene.
The note read: [The country is in urgent need of it. I am borrowing it temporarily. I will return it once the production capacity has caught up. Thank you, brothers in the human army.]
Abandoned soldiers who have not yet changed their pants:
They were already numb and too lazy to complain about the outrageous situation. They just wanted to know why this group of people didn't take them with them when they escaped.
They couldn't investigate Yunxi at all by staying here, and they were bullied all day long. They couldn't stand it anymore.
In this way, the morale within the human army became more and more unstable. The plan to investigate Yunxi was delayed again and again. The soldiers below began to give up, and the officers in the middle began to pretend to be blind.
By the time Fudi Yingchi realized something was wrong, the human army was already in a state of disarray and could hardly be commanded without a [Great Order].
Fudi Sakura Maniac: ...
Fudi Yingchi felt that things were becoming more and more bizarre.
But considering that everything was still heading in the direction he originally expected, Fudi Yingchi decided to endure it.
Besides—
"Whether they have tracked me down, or they want me to use the [Grand Order] to mobilize the human army to help them investigate the truth, the people from the Armed Detective Agency should be here by now, right?" Fukuchi Yingchi murmured.
With this expectation in mind, Fukuchi Yingchi waited and waited, and finally the people from the Armed Detective Agency came to him because they had not waited for the human army to vindicate them.
The members of the Armed Detective Agency were already afraid of the mastermind's strange ability to change reality, so they were now accustomed to leaving traces of their actions - this time was no exception.
Fukuzawa Yukichi, with a live camera, watched as other members of the Armed Detective Agency were knocked down one by one by Hound Vice Captain Okura Yeko. He himself was also being beaten by Fukuchi Yingchi. He suppressed his anger and pain and questioned Fukuchi Yingchi:
"Genichiro, why on earth would you do something like this with Yunxi-kun?"
Fukuchi Yingchi's eyes quickly glanced at the camera on Fukuzawa Yukichi. He didn't point it out, but just said, "Haha, don't you understand?"
Fukuzawa Yukichi was confused: "I should understand...what?"
Fudi Yingchi swung his sword again: "You can guess. If you guess right, maybe I can spare the lives of the other members of the Armed Detective Agency."
The blades meet.
"Bang!"
…
On the other side, Sigma also saw the live broadcast of the Armed Detective Agency.
He was almost as anxious as an ant on hot pan.
Sigma paced back and forth in his office, clutching his head and screaming, "Why has it come to this? Why—?!"
Gogol was embarrassed: "Haha, maybe it's because of that supernatural item."
Sigma was so desperate that he almost vomited. He took several deep breaths and asked, "Is it too late for us to go to Yokohama Airport and stop it?"
Gogol: "I don't know, but the clown thinks that if Yunxi-jun is willing to participate, we can give it a try!"
Sigma: "Huh? Let Yunxi participate——?"
Yunxi just came in from outside. When he heard his name, he was curious: "What happened?"
Sigma immediately shut up, and Gogol quickly transferred the tablet in front of him that was showing the live broadcast of the Armed Detective Agency to Yunxi.
"Nothing! It's just that the Armed Detective Agency is trying to use live broadcast to disrupt the plans of [The Five Decays of Heaven] and to reveal that the real culprit in these cases is Xiao Yunxi. Sigma-kun and I are trying to figure out if we can stop them!"
Yunxi's eyes became sharp!
"Who said I did this?"
Yunxi was furious. She jumped up and down, cursing, "Isn't this all done by the Armed Detective Agency? Even if they were discovered, it should have been done by [Shenwei]. What does it have to do with me?!"
Gogol: "If this is indeed the case according to the development of supernatural props..."
"But! Once there's a gap in the story's logic and the supernatural props become ineffective, these things will be attributed to Xiao Yunxi!"
Yunxi calmed down.
He felt that this was indeed the case.
Yunxi made a "tsk" sound and then started packing up her things.
Gogol: "Ask a question! What does Xiao Yunxi want to do?"
"Of course we should go and stop them from speaking ill of the Savior!" Yunxi turned and looked at Gogol in confusion. "Are there any other possibilities?"
Before Gogol could say anything, Sigma stood up impatiently: "I'll go with you!"
*
Fukuchi Sakurachi and Fukuzawa Yukichi have already arrived at the Yokohama airport.
The reason for attacking here is very simple. There are fewer people and buildings here at the airport, which makes it easier for them to perform.
Fukuchi Yingchi felt that it was about time. He wanted to finish the planned plot as soon as possible and then hand over the [Grand Order] and control of the human army to Fukuzawa Yukichi.
But it was fine when Fukuchi Yingchi acted like he had turned against his childhood sweetheart in front of the camera. But once Fukuchi Yingchi admitted that he was the one framing the Armed Detective Agency for all these things, the situation became out of control again.
It seemed that the whole world was angry in an instant. The intelligence sent by the human army controlled by Fukuchi Yingchi using the [Great Command] showed that all the supernatural people with a little ability in this world were rushing to Yokohama, preparing to kill the demon Fukuchi Yingchi in public.
Fudi Sakura Maniac:.
Fukuchi Sakurachi could only continue to guide Fukuzawa Yukichi to grab the [Great Instructions] in his hand, while he couldn't help but feel a trace of despair similar to Fukuzawa Yukichi.
When they suspected Yunxi was the murderer, these people kept silent. Now that he's the murderer, they all come out, right?!
Isn't he a hero of the Far East? How is he any worse than Yunxi?!
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Author's note: This is a bonus update for p3 of "One Hundred Questions for Couples - Joint Edition" in the featured section! [Orange Heart]
Everyone, please look at the character card! It's the Russian-style Yunxi Wagashi! [Starry eyes]
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