Chapter 88 Extra: Highlights of Chunshanhen's Hate 1 + 100 Questions about Luo Shen's Compatibility

Questionnaire interview subjects: Luo Binghe x Shen Qingqiu

Questionnaire host: Shoot a plane into the sky

Questionnaire provider: System

The system that shoots planes into the sky has issued a mission.

A strange questionnaire.

I had no idea what the entire questionnaire was trying to investigate, and the questions became more and more appalling as I read further on.

But, no matter how unsightly it was, he still had to earn some points, right?!

After throwing away his dignified request to Shen Da Da (whose power was not much to begin with), Shen Qingqiu finally reluctantly agreed to bring the one he raised, no, the disciple he raised, to complete the questionnaire.

So, here is the reality of the plane.

Shang Qinghua: "May I ask what your name is?"

Luo Binghe had just sat down when he heard this question. He raised his eyebrows and said unhappily, "You don't even know my name, what are you asking?"

Shang Qinghua: “What is your age?”

...To be honest, Shen Qingqiu really didn't know the exact age of this body. He looked up at Shang Qinghua and said, "Shouldn't you know better?"

Shang Qinghua twirled the brush, thinking to himself, he had never thought about this problem before, so he might as well be casual, and so he randomly drew a number on it.

Shang Qinghua: “What is your gender?”

Luo Binghe was too disdainful to answer the three stupid questions at the beginning, and Shen Qingqiu couldn't stand it anymore: "Being assigned to the Green Ding Ding Pure Love Channel, what do you think?"

Shang Qinghua silently crossed out the thirty or so similar nonsense questions at the end of the questionnaire and asked again: "May I ask what is your personality like?"

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment and said, "It's okay."

Luo Binghe said: "I don't know."

Shang Qinghua: “What about the other person’s personality?”

Shen Qingqiu counted them one by one: "Crybaby, girlish heart, love-brained, chuunibyou, greasy, sticky and clumsy."

Luo Binghe's eyes sparkled with tears, as if he was rejected and a little hurt, but he still answered the question obediently: "Master's personality is of course the best. Gentle, strong, and considerate."

Shen Qingqiu: “…”

I suddenly feel a little embarrassed. What's going on?

He coughed twice and changed the subject, "This child actually has a good personality. He has one particularly rare advantage. He is obedient, and that's enough."

Luo Binghe felt dizzy on both cheeks.

Shang Qinghua asked dryly: “When did the two of them meet? Where?”

He knows the answer to this question!

Luo Binghe said: "The first time I met Master was when I had just passed the entrance examination of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect..."

Shen Qingqiu felt uncomfortable. What Luo Binghe met at that time was not him, but the original product. Moreover, it was not a good memory.

He fanned himself and said, "Pass, pass!"

Shang Qinghua: "What was your first impression of the other person?"

Luo Binghe continued to recall, and said lightly: "A high and mighty immortal who is out of reach."

Shen Qingqiu told the truth: "A little dumpling." And a handsome guy at that.

Shang Qinghua: "What do you like about each other?"

Shen Qingqiu said kindly, "Very obedient."

Luo Binghe smiled: "I like everything about Master."

Shang Qinghua: “What do you dislike about the other person?”

Luo Binghe said decisively: "No."

Shen Qingqiu was touched by his decisive answer, and returned the favor by also saying, "No."

If I really said something I disliked and made him cry in front of others, it would be embarrassing...

Shang Qinghua: "How do you address each other?"

Luo Binghe was bored and turned around and said, "Master, these questions are really confusing. What on earth are we here for?"

Shen Qingqiu said calmly: "Binghe, be good. It's just a formality. Just think of it as saving your uncle Shang's life."

Shang Qinghua: "How would you like the other party to call you?"

Luo Binghe blushed.

When Shen Qingqiu saw him being so shy, he had an uneasy feeling in his heart and waved his hands, “Pass! Pass, pass, pass!”

Shang Qinghua saw that there seemed to be a breaking point, and he started to make a noise, "What are you talking about? I've already passed every question, what else is there to ask. Brother Bing... nephew, just speak up!"

Luo Binghe glanced at Shen Qingqiu anxiously and whispered, "Just like how a couple normally address each other."

Shang Qinghua immediately said, “Master Shen, Bing…Junior Brother wants you to call me husband, did you hear that?”

Shen Qingqiu said: "Shut up."

Shang Qinghua: “If we use an animal analogy, who do you think the other person is?”

Luo Binghe said without hesitation: "Linlin Baihe."

Shen Qingqiu said: "I can't think of an animal. But there are plants. Black lotus, maybe."

Luo Binghe asked in confusion: "Master, are there black lotus flowers?"

Shang Qinghua: “If you were to give someone a gift, what would you choose? What gift would you want?”

Luo Binghe said: "As long as Master asks, I will offer anything."

Shen Qingqiu said honestly: "It seems that there is nothing special I want."

As the master of a mountain, there is really nothing that is difficult to obtain. Thinking about it this way, it really feels like a waste of sitting on a mountain of gold.

Luo Binghe said: "Then I want Master to ignore everyone and stay with me for three days."

Shang Qinghua licked the tip of his pen and muttered, "Why don't I just stay with you forever?"

Luo Binghe shook his head and said, "Master will be unhappy."

Seeing him look so sad and like a resentful woman, Shang Qinghua was dumbfounded, but Shen Qingqiu was very calm: "You kid, you are daydreaming again, how can your teacher not be happy?"

Shang Qinghua: "How far has your relationship progressed?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "I have done what I should do, and I have also done what I shouldn't do."

Luo Binghe said aggrievedly: "Why is there something that shouldn't be done? Does Master think that we... shouldn't do it?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "No. If you really shouldn't do it, your teacher won't let you do it."

Shang Qinghua: "Where was your first date?"

Luo Binghe said: "The Huanhua Palace Water Prison."

Shang Qinghua: “…”

Shen Qingqiu: “…”

Brother Bing, you call that a date?!

Shang Qinghua: “What was the mood like between the two of you at that time?”

Luo Binghe: "Not very good."

It can't be described as "not so good" at all!

Shang Qinghua: "Where is the place where you often meet?"

Shen Qingqiu propped his chin with one hand: "When I open my eyes, I see him. When I close my eyes, I still see him. Does this count as dating all the time?"

Luo Binghe asked cautiously: "Will Master find this annoying?"

Shen Qingqiu touched his back and said, "No. You just think too much."

Shang Qinghua thought to himself, being with Brother Bing, no, being with Sister Bing, is so fucking tiring!

It's just a few questions, but Shen Dada coaxed him three times! This blx is so sticky, when will it end?

So annoying!

Shen Qingqiu is like a kindergarten teacher taking care of children!

Shang Qinghua: "Who confessed first?"

Luo Binghe: "Me."

Shen Qingqiu: "Of course it's him."

Shang Qinghua: "What would the other party do that would make you feel helpless?"

Shen Qingqiu spread his hands helplessly and said: "Once he starts crying, I can't do anything."

Luo Binghe said: "If Master gets angry, I will be helpless."

Shang Qinghua hummed, shaking his legs, and complained in his heart while taking notes: They are exactly the same as the kids and teachers in kindergarten!

Shang Qinghua: "What makes your heart beat faster when you are together?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "Pat my head, when you taught me."

Shen Qingqiu said: "Uh, when you are crying and begging me for something."

Luo Binghe continued: "And when he scolded me and hit me..."

He looked intoxicated, and Shen Qingqiu seemed to have taken it for granted.

Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to Luo Binghe's name: A terminally ill masochist.

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever lied to someone? Are you good at lying?"

Just after asking this question, he confidently wrote the three characters "Liar" behind Luo Binghe's name.

Luo Binghe said: "Yes. But never again!"

Shang Qinghua: "Have you ever had an argument? What kind of arguments were they?"

Shen Qingqiu sighed: "It's such a big quarrel. It's so chaotic, and I don't know why."

Luo Binghe said angrily: "Why do you keep asking these questions? You are making Master unhappy for no reason."

Shang Qinghua spread his hands: "Blame me."

Shang Qinghua: “How do we make peace after this?”

Shen Qingqiu waved his hand and said: "Pa pa pa save the world!"

Shang Qinghua: "Is the relationship between the two people public or confidential?"

Shen Qingqiu asked back: "Have you heard of Chun Shan Hen?"

The next question kept going down the line. Shang Qinghua cleared his throat: "Excuse me, are you the attacker or the receiver?"

Luo Binghe was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

He really didn't understand, but Shen Qingqiu pretended not to understand, fanning himself and saying, "Who knows what it means? Go ahead, go ahead."

Shang Qinghua: “Why did you decide this?”

Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment: "I don't know either. It was decided for no apparent reason. Maybe... because he felt sorry for her?"

Luo Binghe asked doubtfully: "I still don't understand what you are asking."

Shen Qingqiu patted his head and said earnestly: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you won't suffer any loss."

Shang Qinghua: "Where was the place of your first skin-to-skin contact?"

Just as Shen Qingqiu was about to answer, Luo Binghe interrupted him, "Qingjing Peak."

Shen Qingqiu: “Bury…”

Luo Binghe asked again: "Qingjing Peak, Bamboo House."

Shen Qingqiu thought, well, Luo Binghe will not admit such a failure for the first time. Qingjing Peak is Qingjing Peak, there is nothing to argue about, no matter how he answers, I will not correct him.

Shang Qinghua: “What were your thoughts at that time?”

Shen Qingqiu remained silent.

If he were to tell the truth, there would only be three words: "It hurts, it hurts." It would be too much of an insult to Luo Binghe in front of others.

Luo Binghe said dejectedly: "Master is so kind. But I am so useless."

Shang Qinghua: "What was your first sentence on the morning of your first night?"

Luo Binghe: "Master, breakfast is ready."

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't say anything, put on your clothes first!"

Shang Qinghua: "How many times do you have sex each month?"

Shen Qingqiu was puzzled: "Who has so much free time to do this? Also, why is the problem developing in a very strange direction?"

Luo Binghe said seriously: "Roughly speaking, three days and one night. If Master is happy, he may let me touch him once every two days."

Shang Qinghua bit his pen and muttered as he took notes, “This isn’t scientific… According to my settings, it should be fine to do it from the beginning of the month to the end of the month without interruption, right?”

Shang Qinghua: "Generally speaking, where is the place for skin-to-skin intimacy?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "He is obsessed with the Bamboo House."

Luo Binghe nodded with a smile: "Yes."

Shang Qinghua: "Which [beep] place do you want to try?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "It doesn't matter where we are, it doesn't matter where we are."

Luo Binghe said calmly: "Bai Zhan Peak."

There was silence all around.

Luo Binghe said calmly: "Bai Zhan Peak Martial Arts Arena."

Shen Qingqiu =口=: "...What the hell?!"

Shang Qinghua: Are you going to die or are you going to lose your shame?!

Shang Qinghua: “Did the two of you make any agreement during [beep]?”

Luo Binghe: "If it hurts, you must tell me. You must!"

Shen Qingqiu: "Don't cry!"

Shang Qinghua: “I say, have you misunderstood the meaning of the word ‘agreement’?”

Shang Qinghua: "Do you agree or disagree with the idea that if you can't get a heart, you should at least get a body?"

Shen Qingqiu disagreed: "Lu Se... the thoughts of a loser."

Luo Binghe said: "Without a heart, what's the use of it."

Shang Qinghua felt very sad: In his writing, Luo Binghe was clearly a peerless stud who only pursued carnal desires, and the number of girls he raped must have been in the double digits...

He knew that Luo Binghe had become a gay in this strange world, but how did he fall to this point step by step?

Shang Qinghua: "If the other person was raped by a thug, what would you do?"

This question is too surrealistic.

Shen Qingqiu was speechless for a while, then said: "Who is so desperate to rape him..."

If you want to die, can't you just find a sad and beautiful way to die?

Luo Binghe rolled up his sleeves and said slowly, "Turn him into a human pig and throw him into the abyss. Then think of some other way to slowly torture him to death."

Shang Qinghua: "If a good friend says to you, I'm lonely, so only tonight, please... and ask for skin intimacy, will you?"

Luo Binghe said indifferently: "I don't have friends who don't know shame. I don't need friends."

Shen Qingqiu lowered his head and scraped the tea leaves in the cup, took a sip, and said, "I don't have any either."

Luo Binghe asked doubtfully: "Really? Uncle Liu... wouldn't do such a thing?"

The tea splattered all over the floor.

Shang Qinghua changed into clean clothes and continued to ask questions.

"Do you think you're good at sex? How about your partner?"

Shen Qingqiu laughed dryly. Luo Binghe was about to cry. Shen Qingqiu felt pity for him when he saw his sad face and miserable expression. He turned to Shang Qinghua and said angrily, "Why are you talking about something else? Pass!"

Shang Qinghua scratched his ears: "It's all my fault anyway."

Shang Qinghua: "Are you interested in □□?"

Luo Binghe asked: "What is that? Master, why are there more and more things I don't understand?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Oh. I just want to ask you, do you like me to hit you, do you like me to scold you, or if I prick you with a needle or burn you with fire, do you feel anything?"

Luo Binghe was slightly embarrassed and said softly, "Since it was done by Master, how could I not like it?"

Shang Qinghua understood, and wrote: “Luo Binghe is very interested in □□!”

Shang Qinghua: "What is the most painful part during sex?"

Luo Binghe: "Too small."

Shen Qingqiu: "Too big."

Shang Qinghua cursed inwardly that both the master and the disciple were shameless, and he picked up the pen and said, “Understand it for yourself!”

Shang Qinghua: “Have you ever been seduced by someone?”

Shen Qingqiu pointed at himself: "Me? Do I look like that kind of person?"

Shang Qinghua muttered, "It's hard to say. Actually, you look pretty straight..."

Shang Qinghua: "Where do you like to be kissed by your partner?"

Luo Binghe said: "Forehead, fingers, lips, everywhere."

Shen Qingqiu said helplessly: "Actually... this child can't kiss, he can only bite."

Shang Qinghua: “What is the best way to please the other party during [beep]?”

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Praise him for his progress?"

Luo Binghe said: "Don't cry."

Shang Qinghua wrote as fast as the wind, absentmindedly adding: "Mr. Shen has very low requirements."

Shang Qinghua: “What would you think at that time?”

Shen Qingqiu asked: "Who came up with this questionnaire? Do you have any experience? At that time, my mind was completely blank, what else could I think of?"

Shang Qinghua: "Did you take off your clothes by yourself or did the other person help you?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "If I let him come, I won't have many clothes to wear."

Luo Binghe defended himself: "Master, how could I control my strength at that time?"

Shang Qinghua: “How many times a night?”

Shen Qingqiu had a headache and asked, “How many times? Who can really count this?”

Shang Qinghua turned a page and was about to ask again, but Luo Binghe, who had already lost his patience, sneered and said, "If you really want to know, just count them today and then tell Uncle Shang... later, isn't that enough!"

Luo Binghe was indeed a man of action, and he did what he said. Before Shang Qinghua could react, he had already pulled Shen Qingqiu up and said, "I'm sorry, I can't keep you company!" He kicked the door open and rushed out with such force that a strong wind blew into the room, blowing the stack of questionnaires he had just written all over the floor.

The corners of Shang Qinghua's mouth twitched continuously. He squatted down, picked up a few bills, and after a while, he suddenly knelt down.

"Master Shen... the mission... I haven't finished asking... System, please don't deduct some time from me so quickly!"