Chapter 89 Extra: Adventures in Masturbating 2
10#
Is there anyone who likes Sect Leader Yue? He likes the gentle attack the most, and then it passes by silently.
11#
It's boring. It's not as good as "Xian xx War", far worse. That's what real cultivation writing is.
12#
It feels great to praise one and step on the other, right? Haha.
13#
Brother Huanggua from 9l definitely showed his true love for the comment he gave to Daducao with so many words.
14#
Reply to 13l, haha, I dare not accept it, I will return the original sentence to you. Aren’t there enough arrogant book fans who jump up and down to criticize other books? Do I need to look through the records to find screenshots to throw in your face?
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Reply 10l: Does anyone like Master Yue? Sob, sob, just passing by silently.
Catch the girl on the tenth floor! Is she a girl?! I like the head brother too! I like him so much! ☆\(￣▽￣)/★Unlimited pampering, it couldn't be cuter! (w`) It's a pity that he has to deal with such a suicidal brother, he is too complete...
16#
Shen Qingqiu is a jerk and doesn't need explanation 10086! My god, I can actually be so cute about this scumbag.
I always feel it's a pity that the leader of Bai Zhan Peak died so early. It must be very sweet to write about the natural corruption of Airplane Chicory.
17#
There is so much information in the above posts. I wonder if the [Thunder Rolls] forum has been invaded by some strange people?
18#【Peerless Cucumber】
The guy above is calm. There are many girls from Green Ding Ding Network in this forum.
19#
Huanggua brother is of course a true love, but the criticism here is not as fierce as in the book review section. Not vicious enough, bad review.
20#
The arrogant fans are here to stir up trouble again. I can see this book everywhere. I am disgusted. The quality of this book is not up to the level of this kind of fire. I don't believe that the plane didn't hire navy soldiers.
twenty one#
Reply 4l: Who is the above person calling a jerk? Such low quality.
It's a joke. How dare you, a primary school student who likes to read such a rubbish book as "Kuangao", talk about your quality. No one has a lower quality than you.
twenty two#
Because one or two people are also drunk with map cannons. See the 20l hype theory again. If you don't say anything else, just look at the update volume of the plane. How many people can update 10,000 words every day and 25,000 words on weekends? Well, let's put the quality issue aside for now.
twenty three#
I wrote a fanfiction about Bingge x scumbag Shen_(:3)∠)_I wonder if anyone wants to read it. The cute cold CP seems to have reached the North Pole, so painful, I am also asking for death to find a CP in the terminal text.
twenty four#
Don't leave, girl who writes fan fiction! Is it the one with the eighth letter? ! Please!
25#
The author is so bad at writing love lines, it's better not to write them. I think Luo Binghe has no feelings for any of his wives, he just uses them.
26#
Just accept all the girls, it doesn’t matter whether you want any relationship with them or not.
26#【Peerless Cucumber】
Twenty-fifth floor, you are kidding me. You asked Feiji not to write about the harem? Two-thirds of the book would be gone.
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While swinging her legs to stir the instant noodles, Chijiu calmly scrolled the mouse wheel to browse the posts, and her eyes automatically highlighted the familiar ID of Jueshi Huanggua.
This famous Huang Gua brother often rants in his book review section, but he never loses subscriptions and tickets for updates, so he suspects that he is a masochist.
Huang Guaxiong's rant in the book review section gave him this feeling: it was like a woman who married a disappointing husband and was as irritable as having her period every day. She wanted to ride on him, strangle him and shake him, kissing and spitting at him with love and hate. She couldn't help but chase him, and at the same time she was disgusted with "why can't I control myself from clicking to read!"
"You say one thing and mean another!"
Airplane Chicory made the conclusion, hahahaha, and laughed uncontrollably while slapping the computer desk.
This was a terrible shot. The instant noodles fell over and splashed all over his beloved keyboard, which he had worked so hard to build. The spicy soup spilled all over the place. The plane was horrified and jumped up suddenly to rescue it. He jumped too high and his foot hit the connection board. The laptop screen suddenly went black.
After a series of chain reactions of extreme joy and then sorrow, the masturbator turned pale.
ffffffff!
He was browsing the forum and typing documents at the same time, and he kept the game open. It won't be scrapped just like that, right? Today's update has already earned 8,000!
He subconsciously rushed to the junction box, picked up the socket and inserted it into the socket -
I experienced first-hand what it meant to have "electricity and nine-day divine thunder passing through my whole body."
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"What are you thinking, you idiot! Why don't you get to work!"
Airplane Chicory spat out the foxtail grass in his mouth with a "puff".
In his heart, he gave a thousand middle fingers and a thousand words beginning with f to the ferocious senior brother from Anding Peak, then turned around, smiled like a flower, and walked towards him with a shameless face: "Come on!"
Senior Brother x spat, "You just know how to be lazy!"
Shang Qinghua, an outer sect disciple who was 17 years old, looked around as he slowly followed the main force to unload the cargo from the ship at the dock.
Yes, masturbating to Chicory became Shang Qinghua.
Shang Qinghua, the despicable villain and sinister spy in the stud novel he wrote himself, worked diligently for Mobei-Jun all his life but was finally used up and thrown away by his cold-blooded boss.
No, at that time, he was still an outer disciple who could be bullied by everyone on Anding Peak. He was not the chief disciple and had not changed his name to enter the Qing generation.
Anding Peak itself is a very aggrieved peak. The peak master himself is like the director of a housekeeping service center, aggrieved; the disciples are like unpaid hourly workers, also aggrieved; not to mention the outer disciples, who are at the bottom of the food chain, the most aggrieved. Everyone is hot-tempered, and it is common for the senior to bully the junior.
Shang Qinghua would occasionally complain in his heart, "When I become the peak master, you'll see if I can... hehe!"
However, this delusion was quickly crushed by himself.
Think about it, sitting on the peak master's seat = having the support of the demon world = Mobei Jun is the boss = the final outcome: being used by the boss and thrown away, you will die a miserable death
It's obvious, no calculation!
If Shang Qinghua could do what he wanted, he would take off his clothes, roll up his blanket, run down Cangqiong Mountain Sect, escape from the world of cultivation, and run towards the free life of a poor man. Based on the pile of information he had looked up in the past for writing a time-travel stallion novel (such as how to make soap, glass, and abacus), he believed that he could live a smooth and prosperous life. What a pity!
But as long as he had this thought——
[Violation, deduction of points.]
It would be fine if I was transported to the stud novel I wrote, but why am I not the protagonist?
It would be fine if he wasn't the protagonist, but why was there a weird system?!
It's all the fault of the person who posted it. If you don't pinch, there will be no harm! And that unique cucumber!
Shang Qinghua loaded the heavy boxes of books from the boat onto the cart and harnessed the horse, still brooding with resentment.
In the cultivation literature, such trivial matters as transporting goods should be easily accomplished. In the end, it was all his fault. He was unlucky. He had to work hard even if he wrote a low magic setting. In the end, he still got himself into trouble.
Well, what he really wanted to say was: Qingjing Peak is so fucking tiring!
They are the best at handling things! You said that helping the fairy sisters and sisters of Xianshu Peak to transport clothes and so on, it is a bit tiring, but at least the heart is happy. It is bitter on the body, but sweet in the heart. What is the matter with being a porter for Qingjing Peak? !
Every time they made a purchase, they would have to go down the mountain to pick up hundreds of kilograms of books and then send them back to the upper peaks. But they just sat there, waiting for the goods to be delivered.
Gao Leng, your brother-in-law, if you have the guts, come down the mountain and get it yourself!
The other outer disciples also complained: "Those disciples from Qingjing Peak clearly look down on us from Anding Peak. We always have to work like slaves for them."
Someone said indignantly: "Especially that Shen Qingqiu, he takes himself too seriously and has his eyes on the top of his head."
"Even if the Xiu Ya Sword is somewhat famous, this is too arrogant."
"Haha, he even dared to offend Junior Brother Liu, the chief of Bai Zhan Peak, so how could he take a nobody like us seriously?"
"With Bai Zhanfeng's temper and Liu Qingge's temper, they didn't kill him?"
"How could that be possible? Do you think Senior Brother Yue would just stand by and watch? With him around, Junior Brother Liu will never be able to kill Shen Qingqiu."
An outer disciple who was also over the age limit to join Cangqiong Mountain said sourly: "I don't know how Shen Qingqiu, who changed his career halfway, was chosen as the chief disciple. He is said to be good friends with Senior Brother Yue, but I have never seen him go to Qiongding Peak. When he met Senior Brother Yue, he also put on a fake and noble face. It's not like they are bad."
Shang Qinghua remained silent, feeling suffocated.
Oh! I really want to gossip!!! I really want to throw the plot outline that I planned but never came to fruition in your faces!!! No one knows these old stories better than me!!!
The group of people were mumbling and complaining, and the more they talked, the angrier they became, filled with jealousy and hatred, and they didn't know who they were arguing with. Shang Qinghua drove with his car shrunk, and when someone talked to him, he just laughed it off, carefully not saying a word.
Don't think they are so eager to complain now, they might secretly betray the people they complained about today in the future. It's easy to be greedy, but if someone reports you and the disciples of other peaks target you, you will be in big trouble.
The road was full of potholes after the rain, and the wheels rolled over it, swaying from side to side. During a period of tilting, the system "ding" prompted:
【Mission, prepare.】
When Shang Qinghua heard this, his face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum shape.
He said with a smile: "Brother System, isn't the information you release every time too brief? Could you please explain clearly what the mission is? How to prepare? What to prepare? Can you at least give me a hint?"
The system said implicitly: [You know.]
Shang Qinghua: “…”
I don’t understand!
At this moment, there was a click and the cart suddenly stopped moving, as if it was stuck to the ground by something.
The outer disciples in the car and those following behind were jolted and staggered. They were already very angry and immediately slammed their sticks and cursed: "Idiot! You can't even catch up with the car! Go ahead, why are you stopping!"
Shang Qinghua didn't know why the car got stuck suddenly, so he jumped out of the car in confusion, took a look, and was immediately frightened out of his wits.
The reason why the wheel could not move was that it had sunk into a pit on the ground. The water in the pit had frozen over, freezing the wooden wheel.
An invisible chill was raging in the air all around.
Winter is cold, and Shang Qinghua's heart is even colder. He shivered and raised his eyes.
A shadowy figure wearing a black cloak was slowly approaching. He was tall and straight, vaguely the figure of a young boy.
System: [Current opponent's anger value: 500. Mission goal: survive.]
【The tips are over. Good luck to you. 】