Chapter 90 Extra: Honeymoon Trip (Honeymoon Transaction Account)

After Qingjing Peak hid the Demon King Luo Binghe for more than ten days, the disciples finally couldn't stand the harassment and knelt down to beg Shen Qingqiu to take this person "away from the limelight for a while".

Ning Yingying sobbed, "Master, I hate Baizhan Peak. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! They are so rude, the mountain gate has been trampled down several times!"

Ming Fan complained with tears in his eyes: "Master... I really didn't say it this time! I swear, please believe me!" He glanced at Luo Binghe anxiously and suggested: "Why don't you let Junior Brother Luo go out and have a few rounds with them. If they are beaten enough, they will not come to disturb Qingjing Peak anymore!"

Luo Binghe remained calm and said indifferently: "I don't even have much time to discuss serious matters with my master, so how can I have time to discuss and exchange ideas with these wild monkeys?"

Shen Qingqiu fanned himself modestly and said nothing.

So what you call "discussing serious matters" is researching new dishes, cleaning the tableware and chairs in the bamboo house, and flirting with others regardless of the occasion or time...

Ming Fan cried and wailed, "Master, please be kind. The people from Anding Peak are no longer willing to help us repair the mountain gate. Every time, I have to go up and down the mountain for hundreds of miles and pay for it myself."

Shen Qingqiu was annoyed by his howling.

Finally, in the face of Mingfan's numerous thanks and Ningying's reluctance to leave, he finally showed mercy and did a good deed, and moved the chariot out of Qingjing Peak.

So the old man was very depressed.

Damn it, what kind of world is this!

Junior brother A allowed his minions (……) to attack senior brother’s door, and then refused to compensate him after the attack;

Senior Brother suffered financial losses and went to Junior Brother B's department to request the use of public funds, but Junior Brother B refused to approve.

Not only did the disciple lack the selfless spirit of devotion to the collective, but he also wanted to drive his master down the mountain.

It's really the opposite!

Luo Binghe, however, looked very happy. As long as he was with Shen Qingqiu, it would be the same wherever he went. Without a bunch of annoying people hanging around him every day, it was even more to his liking.

He took Shen Qingqiu's arm and said happily: "Master, where are we going next?"

Shen Qingqiu looked down at the way he had his arms around him, and couldn't bear to look at it.

Really... becoming more and more girlish.

Two little girls picking mushrooms go out hand in hand╭(′▽`)╭(′▽`)╯

Shen Qingqiu was stunned by the artificial mine he made. He asked in return: "Is there any place you want to go?"

Luo Binghe thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we go to the places we've been to before and see what they've become now."

Thus, the two came to Shuanghu City, their first stop after being "driven out" from the Cangqiong Sect.

Originally, if he flew out with the sword, he would be able to reach the destination in less than an incense stick of time, but Luo Binghe had some hidden agenda and insisted on taking him to ride in a carriage.

Sit down, Shen Qingqiu doesn't care what he says. Who would have thought that after the two of them got in the car, Luo Binghe kept staring at him with that expectant and shy look (which he thought he had hidden well).

The space in the carriage was small, and Shen Qingqiu had no way to avoid it. He felt creepy under his hot gaze.

wipe.

Does this... mean you want to have sex in the car?

Don’t even think about it, your teacher won’t agree to your request!

It's really the opposite!

Luo Binghe stared at him for a while, and seeing that he didn't express anything special, it was obvious that he didn't understand him, so he slowly lowered his head.

He checked his fingers and said with a bit of disappointment: "Master... don't you remember?"

Shen Qingqiu discovered sadly that his daily mental work could basically be started with six dots.

He said, "Remember? Remember what?"

Luo Binghe said in a sad tone, “When Master led the disciples of Qingjing Peak down the mountain to train, he asked me to ride with Master…”

Luo Binghe actually remembered such a long-ago event so clearly!

But Shen Qingqiu had forgotten most of it.

Luo Binghe sighed: "I really don't remember it."

In contrast, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help feeling guilty. He waved his hand and asked Luo Binghe to come over. He rubbed his face as if it were a piece of candy and said, "Master, I forgot about it for a moment. I'm sorry."

Luo Binghe ate the candy, feeling satisfied. The corners of his lips curled up as he said, "Yes. Master has been so good to me in so many ways. How can I remember them all?"

…

Please don't make him out to be so loving and holy in your mind, he really just simply has forgotten and is not worthy of this halo!!!

Twin Lakes City Gate Avenue.

The two of them were strolling leisurely on the street. On both sides of the dazzling array of stalls, a colorful banner fluttered in the wind. Shen Qingqiu was first attracted by it, and then his eyes moved down to the face of the stall owner. The stereotyped smile that was originally "appearing and disappearing, seemingly elegant and gentle, but actually cold and distant" suddenly froze.

Luo Binghe was very sensitive and asked immediately: "What's the matter, Master? Does anyone know me?"

There was a small table with many people moving around, like a fortune teller's booth. Behind the table sat a beautiful and graceful girl, who raised her head, tossed her hair, and made eye contact with Shen Qingqiu from a distance. She immediately felt as if she had swallowed a pound of arsenic.

But his eyes turned to Luo Binghe's face beside him, and his love for this appearance immediately surpassed everything. His eyes immediately shone brightly, and he took the initiative to greet him: "Master, how are you?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "It's been a long time since we last met. Madam is even more elegant than before."

The beautiful lady was none other than Madam Meiyin. She waved away the infatuated male guests at the small table, vacated the seats, and said with a smile, "Master, you are in great spirits now. How is it? Has everything I said last time come true?"

Luo Binghe blinked and smiled, "Master, it seems that you and this lady have a good relationship."

Although he was smiling, Shen Qingqiu felt a pain in his teeth when he heard this.

Speaking of which, Luo Binghe and Madam Meiyin, who were supposed to have done 19 countless times, are now sitting opposite each other in an extremely upright manner, with strange expressions on their faces, and talking to each other. This scene is really... very weird.

He laughed dryly and said, "Very shallow. Very shallow. After not seeing you for so many years, I didn't want to see you again in the martial arts world. Madam actually started this kind of business in Shuanghu City."

Madam Meiyin snorted, "We should all thank the immortal master who came with you to visit our house last time."

Luo Binghe suddenly asked: "Which immortal master?"

Shen Qingqiu's smile froze for the second time.

Madam Meiyin complained, "Don't blame me for criticizing others behind their backs. I treated the two immortal masters with great hospitality at first, but he destroyed half of my cave and scared away most of my sisters. The next few times we met, he didn't even show me the slightest bit of respect. I've been around for so many years, but this is the first time I've seen such a heartless man. He doesn't understand romance or tenderness, and only knows how to fight and kill. Ptck!"

You were spat on, Liu Qingge. You were actually spat on!

Who could be so violent? Luo Binghe didn't understand anything. He looked at him and said, "Master, is it Uncle Liu...? When have you ever been alone with him?"

Seeing the veins on his forehead throbbing, Shen Qingqiu coughed and said, "That was all when you... were away."

Luo Binghe squeezed his palm heavily and said, "Master, can you tell me in detail what you, Uncle Liu... and this beautiful demon did when you got together?"

Shen Qingqiu was already very familiar with coaxing him, the steps were as follows: 1. Calmly say: "Not as pretty as you." 2. In front of Madam Meiyin's twitching smile, assure: "I really didn't do anything."

Madam Meiyin felt that she had not added fuel to the fire enough, and said, "Although I sprinkled a handful of Charming Incense on the immortal master before he left, considering his cold heart and cold personality, I don't think it's a big deal."

You can tell what the Charming Incense is just by listening to the name.

Medicine in spring!

Luo Binghe's face turned pale: "'Nothing to do'?"

...I swear to God, I really didn’t do anything!

There's not even any help at all!

That day, after confirming that Liu Qingge had fallen into the trap of the enchantress, Shen Qingqiu acted decisively.

He said, "Brother Liu, keep going. I'll go ahead if I have something to do!"

Liu Qingge grabbed him by the collar and said in a stern voice, "What do you want me to add fuel to? What's the matter?!"

Shen Qingqiu looked back and was startled.

If Liu Qingge's face was just flushed just now, now it was like a burning cloud, with a face so red and a neck so thick that it could scare people to death.

He hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive! Junior Brother Liu! Calm down! You sit here and meditate. I will go and release Young Master Huang and the others first, and then I will come back to find you. Don't worry, I will definitely not come back during this period of time. You can do whatever you want, and no one else will know."

He ran away after saying that. Liu Qingge suddenly put a hand on his shoulder like a steel claw: "Why are you running!"

Mom, you’re still pestering me!

Junior Brother Liu, Master Liu Feng, dear brother! I am going to step aside for a while to give you time and space to solve it yourself.

Don't tell me you don't understand this hint!

I have lived all these years in vain!

The Dan has formed in the brain, right?

Shen Qingqiu said: "Brother, it's useless for you to stay here."

Liu Qingge sneered: "Give me a beating and let me vent my anger. It will be very useful!"

This is not something that can be solved by just beating him up. Shen Qingqiu said: "Junior brother, why are you so irritable? Don't let the poison control your mind."

Liu Qingge's handsome face was red and white, as if he was feeling very anxious, and he didn't know what to do. He grabbed Shen Qingqiu blankly and refused to let go.

Seeing his pitiful look, Shen Qingqiu thought, Liu Qingge was a violent group that only knew how to fight and kill all day long, and everyone was obsessed with practicing martial arts. He grew up in this tradition, so he might be so stupid in this regard that he didn't even know how to masturbate. Shen Qingqiu felt deep sympathy for him.

When it comes to coaxing people, Shen Qingqiu is an expert at it, and he remains calm in times of crisis: "Junior Brother Liu, come on, do you still remember how you got to know me?"

Of course, the original text did not go into detail about how these two cannon fodders became enemies, so Shen Qingqiu was just rambling on to divert his attention.

If it was normal, Liu Qingge would definitely not be so easy to deal with, but now that he was being pulled by him, he was so confused that he could barely control himself. He gritted his teeth and said as he walked: "Remember. I will beat you at the Twelve Peaks Sword Test Competition!"

Shen Qingqiu: “…”

It turns out that there is no acquaintance without fighting.

Could it be that because Liu Qingge had beaten him before and enjoyed it so much, that he asked me to stay and beat him up again to vent his anger?

Shen Qingqiu said "Oh", led him deeper into the cave, and asked again: "Did I fight back later?"

Liu Qingge was so excited that he even added a conceited "humph": "How is that possible?"

very good.

Shen Qingqiu placed his hand on his shoulder and patted him: "Then Senior Brother, you must get it back now."

then--

He kicked Liu Qingge into Madam Meiyin's bathing pool filled with rose petals.

"That's it?"

"That's it."

Madam Meiyin bit her nails and said bitterly, "My rose pond..."

Chen's house.

Since I came to Shuanghu City, I naturally had to find something to do. I had to get rid of evil for the people. After asking around, I found out that something strange had happened in Chen's mansion again. Back then, the extremely vicious skin-peeling demon transformed into the master's concubine Die'er and hid in the mansion. After she was beaten to death on the spot, the room where she lived has been in turmoil ever since. Every night, I could hear ghosts crying and wolves howling, which was terrifying. For many years, the problem has not been solved.

Mr. Chen is nearly 70 years old, with gray hair, but still ambitious. A few years ago, he had only one beautiful concubine, Die'er, by his side, but now he has two concubines, one on his left and one on his right. His love for his daughter has not been weakened in the slightest by the fact that the skin-peeling demon has been lurking by his side.

Although this old man was very old, his memory was still quite good. When he saw Shen Qingqiu, he even called out "Master Shen".

"Master Shen" was as aloof as he was back then. When he asked about the young man beside him, he finally raised his lips slightly and answered gently, "He was my little apprentice back then."

Master Chen smiled and said, "No wonder you look so familiar. Now that I see the Immortal Master and his beloved disciple, I'm surprised that so many years have passed."

After some pleasantries, the conversation was naturally handed over to Luo Binghe, who had returned to his role as the secretary. Shen Qingqiu was happy to stand aside and keep his mouth shut.

Seeing the cool and domineering Demon Lord Luo Binghe being as patient as a caring little cotton-padded jacket, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel ecstatic and good, and couldn't help looking at him with more loving eyes. And Luo Binghe would look back at him after saying a few words, and this look could not be turned back. So, the master and disciple began to "flirt" in front of outsiders...

After a while, Shen Qingqiu suddenly woke up.

How immoral this is!

On the way to the chamber, Luo Binghe wanted to hold his hand. Shen Qingqiu was not considerate of others, but wanted to tease him, so he refused to hold his hand. Their body movements and hands were used one after another. If a cultivator or someone from the demon world saw this master and disciple using their own techniques to fight, it would be so weird that they would vomit three liters of blood.

No one dared to approach the room that was said to be haunted, so the situation was naturally very serious. Seeing that there was no one around, Luo Binghe immediately came up to him, and then he hugged his waist from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder, and complained in a resentful tone: "Master, I feel very uncomfortable."

The yard was still the same yard as before, nothing had changed, except that it was more gloomy. Shen Qingqiu observed and listened at the same time, snorting twice to show that he understood.

Ever since the two of them started fooling around together (…), Luo Binghe would feel uncomfortable at least thirty to fifty times a day. He would feel uncomfortable if he talked to someone for a few more words, if he ate a few chopsticks less, and if someone told him to get out of the tub because it was too small when he was taking a bath… His discomfort was like eating silkworm beans. It came in a snap and disappeared in a snap.

"While the disciple is in the abyss of endless suffering, the master is in a beautiful place, wandering around in a flower pond with another man..."

What the hell is "other men"? Can't you just talk to your colleagues or classmates in a nice way?!

And what the hell is "lingering in the flower pond"? A person kicks another person into a cold puddle in the wild mountains where demons are dancing wildly. What is there to envy about such a thing!

Just as the rant demon was about to go online, Luo Binghe suddenly continued to whisper: "Master, do you still remember what happened here?"

Of course!

Isn't this where he first used Simple Mode!

…Okay, I’m just kidding.

How could he not remember that this was the place where he had tricked Luo Binghe so badly for the first time?

In order to save his life, he almost let the skin peeling demon hit Luo Binghe's forehead. This was not a very kind thing to do. Thinking about it now still makes him scared. Shen Qingqiu was too embarrassed to think about it.

Standing at this former "crime scene", Shen Qingqiu felt guilty and couldn't help but soften his temper. The spit-snaking demon withered just as he was about to go online. He reached up and patted Luo Binghe's cheek: "Don't be so petty. Today, Master has agreed to one of your requests. Let's get rid of the evil creatures here first."

Luo Binghe was delighted: "Really?"

“Master, when will…” Just as he was about to continue, Shen Qingqiu shut up in time, thus avoiding the tragedy of slapping himself in the face.

Whether you say "When did I cheat you" or "When did I cheat you", it's a slap in the face!

People really can't do things that hurt their conscience...

"Since Master has said so..." Luo Binghe blushed as he took out pieces of red rope.

Hello, Kunxiansuo. Goodbye, Kunxiansuo.

Just take it when you say so. Who can you fool if you say it wasn’t premeditated?

Seeing Shen Qingqiu's incredible expression, Luo Binghe didn't force himself. He sighed, looked up at the sky, and said quietly, "Since we escaped danger from the Skin Peeling Demon that day, I don't know why, but for several nights, I have had strange dreams."

What is a strange dream?

The corner of Shen Qingqiu's mouth twitched.

Do you ever dream about washing your underwear after waking up?

What a sin. It turns out that he was Luo Binghe's sexual enlightenment teacher during his adolescence!

The object of sexual enlightenment is crucial in a person's life. Even if it is not a big sister with a strong body, it should at least be a gentle and thin sister next door.

Luo Binghe's life is so tragic that it is hard to describe in a few words. The person who enlightened him was actually a man with a penis!

Shed a tear of sympathy!

But no matter how much sympathy he felt, he would not give in. Although his moral integrity was already very limited after Luo Binghe's persuasion, every bit he could get back was a good thing!

More importantly, can you please do your work first? There is a cloud of black fog gathering behind you. It is coming out! It is coming out!

Luo Binghe seemed unaware, and said in self-annoyance: "To this day, I am still troubled by this dream from time to time."

I would have believed it before, but now, Luo Binghe, who is adept at manipulating dreams, would still be "troubled". This lie is too shameless, simply shameless and self-righteous, not afraid of being exposed. Shen Qingqiu put his hand on the Xiu Ya sword, ready to pierce the black mist, and laughed: "So?"

Luo Binghe did not even turn his head. He waved his right hand slightly, and the black mist let out a scream, as if a strong wind blew away a cloud of cooking smoke, which disappeared in an instant, and the gloomy energy in the yard also disappeared suddenly.

Without the ruining things that hindered his love affair, he said shyly, "So, could you please condescend to cooperate and let me tie you up with this immortal rope, and do it once, so that my dream can come true and I can have peace of mind after fulfilling my long-cherished wish?"

Tie it up and do it, tie it up and do it, tie it up and do it…

…

…

Although the black mist had been dispersed, Shen Qingqiu still felt it was necessary to draw out the Xiu Ya Sword.

So the ultimate goal is bondage play?!

It turns out that this was Luo Binghe's intention to head straight to Shuanghu City!

"Master, you promised."

"Get lost!"

"Master, you treat me like this again..."

"Why are you crying? It's useless. Don't embarrass yourself in public. Get out of here!"

I take back what I said before. It turns out that for this little beast, all the soft-heartedness and sympathy are completely unnecessary!